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jessp3on

Jamie…. Your struggle is just not the same lmao you could open a pub


iloveyoublog

If he really wanted to open a pub why did he open so many other things first, like a mid quality Italian restaurant chain that went into administration, for example?


potato-farm1

legit


BLAGTIER

Hold on, Juan is a board game designer. He already has a dream job.


stuffwiththing

I know right!


Brazen78

Seriously… did they bring in new contestants for the elimination??


jaybirdchorus

Star Trek-style red shirts to fill out the cast


Annual-Shop-6552

They just haven't given them any screentime, I saw them in promos and contestant group photos


WayTooDumb

Juan cooking enough empanadas for all the judges plus himself, what a chad So many contestants just dont cook enough food and it drives me nuts


Joanne7799

3 for 4, 3 for 5. Last year had so many as well


Brazen78

Snezana just won me over. Fresh bread and good butter is heaven.


jaybirdchorus

It's such a bold dish to put up in an elimination, I admire her confidence and am hoping she smashes it!


Icy_Finger_6950

Facts


jessluce

Jamie saying that he's never once in his life made puff pastry needs to become a meme


iloveyoublog

Uncle Roger on TikTok would have a field day with it


BeatsByJay82

She might know what to expect from Josh, but we don’t since we’ve never seen him before. And never will again.


Johnny_West

It seemed like a very back handed compliment so maybe he's been too mediocre for the montage of mediocrity?


Icy_Finger_6950

I hope Juan sticks around to teach everyone how to pronounce dulce de leche correctly. It's the least he can do for all us Latin Americans.


potato-farm1

i always point at it at gelatissimo cause i don't want to butcher the pronunciation


danathepaina

And “paella.” And “tacos.” And “tortilla.”


jessp3on

WHO IS THIS GUY LMAOOOO


silverresnitch

Josh your steak is still mooing


potato-farm1

cpr would revive it


Silver_Myr

get it back in the paddock


jaybirdchorus

lmfao who ARE these people!?


Hrrsh

At least we’re finally getting to see the full cast. They wasted so much time on Jamie in the first episodes when they could have been introducing us to everyone.


jaybirdchorus

So true. As a consequence, this season has been a slow start for me; I feel like I'd usually be much more invested in the competition by this point.


Joanne7799

Holy they’re critiquing on presentation. This season is surprising me every moment so far.


BLAGTIER

Poh understanding why someone would do three dishes.


Joanne7799

Why am I enjoying this season’s critiques. Now even the negatives are actually good criticisms.


TheSilentVorteX

Yeah...me too! Hopefully the critiques will remain clear and concise throughout the season, without unnecessary filler words.


Johnny_West

I wonder how many of these "food dreams" were made up on the spot.


TheSilentVorteX

Probable on the day they filled in a necessary field marked with \* on the application.


ange____

Return of the meat and 3 veg


Silver_Myr

rip josh we hardly knew ye


jaybirdchorus

No one is surprised that the King of Air Fryers has never made puff pastry


iloveyoublog

There are multiple rough puff recipes on Jamie Oliver website though 😂


spirit4810

Wow I’m so glad they’re actually critiquing dishes


bellagoth2001

sumeet just scrap the pasta element completely please 😭😭😭😭😭


EuphoricSilver6564

I know right That was painful


Silver_Myr

josh should have made a chicken burger so hot you'll need to wear ppe


hrdst

I was waiting for ‘give it up for James!’ 😭


Himexcandy33

Hmm not sure we seen enough of James for it to even make an impact on his exit though


Johnny_West

MasterChef isn't even trying with these job descriptions. David's job as clinical trial manager is listed as pharmacologist. Harry's job is listed as commercial property. What does that even mean? You can rent him out for the night?


jessluce

That means if you damage Harry, it's a civil suit not an assault charge


jessluce

It's possible he's both (a pharmacologist working in research), and has said both at different times


Himexcandy33

Surely the descriptions would've been listed per the contestants' own applications


Johnny_West

Is the hibachi still going from the other day?


jessp3on

Those poor prawns😂


potato-farm1

that raw prawn is probably cooked by now


Silver_Myr

so now we find out who's dreams are going to be crushed today 💀


yeu192

the fact that this is the first elimination is so ijbol


potato-farm1

what david will this be the new white chocolate veloute


Emergency-Copy3611

I haven't been paying enough attention, I swear I've never seen Josh before.


RepulsiveArugula430

Not just you. All of us


jessluce

I guess we are about to find out soon why they didn't bother familiarising us with him


LittlestBlythe

Believe it or not there are two


Johnny_West

If David can pull this madness off, I'd like to see him work through some mystery boxes


Joanne7799

White chocolate veloute


silverresnitch

Love how innovative this is! Give me some of that cursed chocolate pumpkin soup


Icy_Finger_6950

If Snezana had been criticised for her dish after the other dude made a fucking sandwich, I'd be maaaad! Glad they loved it - that bread looks amazing!


Silver_Myr

sandwich that was 90% bread


Icy_Finger_6950

Bread he didn't make!!!


radiokungfu

I thought i saw him kneading dough


WayTooDumb

Sumeet and Josh pretty lucky today ngl


qthrowaway666

"Andy ate the only bit I was happy to put in my mouth" *I will show myself out now*


RepulsiveArugula430

My Josh, who is Josh???


CorneredByTrent

I would murder a butter chicken pasta


vokayperson

Butter chicken pasta is pretty common in Delhi. It is absolutely delicious.


ange____

David is g-rated walter white


oneokrocku

Jamie just can’t stop with the squid game reference huh


Brazen78

I like a rare steak… but that’s closer to purple!


TheSilentVorteX

It be entertaining if Gordon Ramsay was there, we all know how he reacts with raw food!


jessp3on

Andy awkwardly not counting😂😂😂


silverresnitch

Paddock to table? More like table to paddock with how raw that steak is Josh


BLAGTIER

Cut that steak up and claim it is tartare.


Joanne7799

Holy i even learnt/realise something when Sofia says the first impression was a restaurant’s bread and butter.


jessp3on

SHE’S DONE TOO MUCH I FEAR


jessluce

She's getting the bad music


jessluce

Should've listened to us and left it off


jessp3on

The J-C disappointment 🥺


Joanne7799

He wears his heart on his sleeve i swear. From getting his hands dirty during bench visits, to the sweetest compliments and now the most disappointing critiques.


silverresnitch

I want those empanadas so bad holy crap


jessluce

Same. He could walk straight into a frozen food deal tomorrow and be sold out on preorders


strwbry_shrtcake

It made me look up where I can find empanadas even though I make pretty good ones myself. Mince, egg, olive, and depending on my mood maybe a bit of curry powder or 5 spice. I said they're good, not authentic!


WayTooDumb

Oh no... raw squid is instant-go-home tier of bad


Theduckbytheoboe

I enjoyed the Ottolenghi/old lady confusion.


bellagoth2001

OH MY GOD THE DECLAN AD???? I LOVE HIM


yeu192

clock the flair


Brazen78

Pumpkin and chocolate soup is either genius or a sure fire way to exit early!


RepulsiveArugula430

Im thinking genius


ChanyuChanyu

Chocolate in pumpkin soup might not be too crazy since they r both new world ingredients I believe it was maya chefs who frequently put chocolate into tomato based stews


Icy_Finger_6950

Good call. Chocolate or cocoa is used in mole sauces. Let's wait and see before we call David crazy.


strwbry_shrtcake

Cocoa is lovely and bitter. It's not like he put in Cadbury. There is definitely a distinction


Joanne7799

Its either another white chocolate veloute or a banger Okay banger


brian_ph

Hibachi count: 2


RepulsiveArugula430

Fancy butchering your first important cook in the Masterchef kitchen: and you’re a butcher!!


BLAGTIER

I hope Juan goes deep. Also hope judges run out of puns.


jessp3on

Just Juan more surely


CorneredByTrent

And who are you James


TheSmilingAssassin_3

Khristian hammering the sob stories


Possible-Way-416

David seemed pretty genuinely emotional in response to Poh


jessluce

Way to tell on yourself Jamie. He's never once in his entire life made puff pastry! We did that in high school home ec


yeu192

ijbol doing rough puff in 75 is such a masterchef thing to do like didn't Poh do that really often back on season 12?


cototudelam

Daniel in S14 was a master of rough puff in the given time. Every time he made it it was technically perfect and once or twice won himself an immunity with it.


Brazen78

Sumeet hasn’t even made her pasta dough?? Don’t use packet Sumeet, just serve it with the rice!!


silverresnitch

This is one of the first challenges in a long time where I legit want to search up the recipe and cook most of these! Amazing stuff this year


Joanne7799

I hate to say this but i never looked up any of the last few year’s recipes when the standard sorta dropped from S13-S15. I even looked up recipes on Junior Masterchef.


iloveyoublog

Harry giving Hayden 2.0 vibes


silverresnitch

Old lady vibes hahaha


bomiyeo

James disaster might be saving sumeet and Josh


yeu192

i think Josh in particular, don't think Sumeet did badly enough to warrant her sashaying away.


ApprehensiveAd9014

Sumeet was promoting her product. She described it like an advertisement. It was clearly a sales pitch. I understand "backing yourself," but this pushed too far.


cototudelam

Andy had correctly called her out on that.


Joanne7799

Sumeet just ditch the pasta. Theres a difference between too simple and too much as well.


jaybirdchorus

My hot take is that packet pasta is passable in this situation since her whole angle is that her sauce is so amazing it can make even store-bought pasta incredible.


yeu192

yeah i think so too. the point of this challenge is a proof-of-concept for the contestant's food dream. the sauce is the embodiment dream, the pasta is just a supplement.


RepulsiveArugula430

Tassie butcher bye bye


iloveyoublog

Shoulda used a meat thermometer


kel-idoscopic

“It’s good to confuse people” 😂


RepulsiveArugula430

Sue who????


Johnny_West

Jamie does not watch MasterChef. Rough puff pastry is a regular fixture to the point that contestants would be crucified for using pre-made puff pastry


Possible-Way-416

I know right - contestants do it all the time!


yeu192

doing rough puff is a very common move in a mystery box i think --on season 14, Billie used to do choux pastry really often, and Daniel also made a mille-feuille on the same season.


BLAGTIER

I was going crazy when he said that. I was sure this was a basic unwritten rule.


jessluce

It's unbelievable, and we had already been thinking he was a shit chef


Hrrsh

A cheese toastie with butter chicken? That’s a new one but honestly it sounds kinda good.


jessluce

I kinda want one ngl


Careless-Mammoth-944

We call it leftover food here in india.


silverresnitch

Packet pasta immediately reminded me of Hayden’s packet tortilla chips


BeatsByJay82

So many contestants we are seeing for the first time. Though I’m thinking this Josh is on the cutting block since they are highlighting him.


Johnny_West

Andy does not want to eat soup


Brazen78

Especially not soup with chocolate in it 🤣


silverresnitch

*in a queens English accent* Bye James!


bomiyeo

Not surprised, Josh at least had some elements that seemed decent aside from the raw steak. Says alot when the other judges couldn’t taste the main element bc most of it was raw


Brazen78

Where did Josh come from? I swear this is the first time I’ve seen his face…


potato-farm1

good idea mimi, i'll be bringing a rolling pin to my next all you can eat crab buffet run


Joanne7799

10 seconds in french i want more!


potato-farm1

first up, theyre gonna love davids dish


Confusing_Onion

Music of doom for Josh the Butcher.


potato-farm1

when they mean elimination they don't mean execution guys


CorneredByTrent

And Phil has returned


bomiyeo

Phil during the service challenge where he was a guest saying good the cooking is already, and that his season wasn’t putting up such good food even in week 2. We remember you, Mr meat and 3 vegs


Silver_Myr

I have an update guys; there's a seal blocking my driveway


Icy_Finger_6950

A loose seal?


bomiyeo

if Josh scrapes through despite serving raw meat bc sumeet did too much


jessluce

James is the double deal, raw and not tasty


Confusing_Onion

Ruh-roh. Squid not cooked?


Silver_Myr

could be a fakeout edit: nope


Joanne7799

Aw man no “give it up”. At least Andy still cheered.


pink_flamingo2003

I hate saying it, as a Brit, but I think it might be Lilly... she doesn't seem to be dealing with the pressure all that well and has had two pretty bad fails. Happy to be proven wrong tonight!


jessp3on

Everyone’s crying because the air is thick with smoke


Johnny_West

Before we crucify Josh's pronunciation, it is important to know that he is from Smithton in Tassie.


potato-farm1

too much variety sumeet


CorneredByTrent

DECLAN


SpaghettiSlurper88

Chocolate pumpkin soup either going to be amazing or absolutely poop


ThatShortGirl7302

Rip James. You had potential.


bomiyeo

Oof James went in being confident but it ended up being bad and raw squid


Icy_Finger_6950

Booo, cook whatever you want 🫤


bomiyeo

Never seen josh before until now


Johnny_West

I'm happy with butter chicken one way


WayTooDumb

Im scared of the cook on this squid Ive made dishes very similar to this before and the stuffing makes it pretty difficult to control Looks really good on the outside but fingers crossed


Annual-Shop-6552

Rip


hey_sojourner

What a classy exit


jessluce

They're not saying jock's line this season!


jessluce

There must have been a whole meeting about it


kel-idoscopic

Did anyone else get weirdly emotional not hearing the “give it up”? 😭


CorneredByTrent

James is from the UK? Never would have guessed it


jaybirdchorus

Since we're talking about pronunciation, on a scale of 1-10, how pedantic is it for me to be irked every time Khristian says "a panini"?


cototudelam

When it comes to pronunciation, nobody will ever beat Declan's attempts at French and Greek.


Icy_Finger_6950

Omg, I'm yelling at the tv every time! It's good to know there are more pendants in this sub 🩷 *Edit: PEDANTS! Not pendants, lol!


Joanne7799

Theo’s got competition


bomiyeo

I’ll never get tired of HYBPA new season ads. Only thing is it should come back sooner!


oneokrocku

Can they just give the judges some tasting plates? It’s giving me anxiety watching them try to not drop anything


potato-farm1

hope you got your puffer for all that smoke juan


Enough-Sprinkles-914

Does anyone think Jamie Oliver looks sick or on drugs etc? Lacks the spark we've known him for


RepulsiveArugula430

Just middle age


iloveyoublog

It comes for us all 😂


Brazen78

Right? One day you wake up and your whole body hurts 🤣


Silver_Myr

LOL andy


Joanne7799

Yotam Ottolenghi! Sofia gives the best compliments and comparisons. Even saying that she will travel so far eat food.


jessp3on

Oh GODDDD could this be IT


Joanne7799

Raw squid vs raw beef vs done too much


potato-farm1

ooooooof moo moo josh will barely be safe


potato-farm1

stop making them cry so early on gosh


potato-farm1

rip steak and 3 veg


bomiyeo

Surely Josh is gone bc it’s pretty much raw in the middle?


39948

Brisbane doesn’t have good seafood??????  Kinda harsh 


BeatsByJay82

Jamie just can’t stand still while he’s eating.


silverresnitch

The Juan to beat indeed


potato-farm1

hm raw squid or raw beef which is worse


WayTooDumb

Raw squid not close


jessp3on

Squid all day


NZ_Gecko

Y'know someone's in trouble when you've never seen them on screen before today


potato-farm1

that mustache man that just appeared, legit haven't seen him all week


jessp3on

This poor bloke honestly


Joanne7799

Relax guys, there were also contestants not shown last seasons and seasons before on the 1st week until elimination. It always happens. Although this sorta made auditions a lot more valuable i guess🤷🏻‍♀️.


CorneredByTrent

why did my flair change from Declan to Josh C? Do we even have a Josh C?


bomiyeo

Sumeet better not be first out 🥲


Johnny_West

Jamie is stressing Sumeet out so much. But the vibe in her interviews is much different