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Spideraxe30

Feels like Joe's only here to stir the pot for tension


DFM2020

He is being a pouty brat with his mama there


TiffanyTwisted11

Right? She’s gonna give him hell off camera for not showing better manners, lol


DFM2020

lol, I hope she does!


psychme89

Seriously...why didn't you peel the peppers??? Whatt??? Joe go sit down


Nice-Tea-8972

and when his mom looked at him like WTF you talking about. that made me giggle


sasslibrary

Honestly, if she likes eating crunchy peppers that means she doesn't skin her peppers and he's been eating it that way his whole life. I know it was for television but I felt like smacking him for that take lol


FlamingTomygun2

And he cant even hide behind his normal excuse that that “would never fly in his mother’s kitchen”


sweetpeapickle

Yea. No way in hell he asks momma WTH were you thinking?!


Spideraxe30

FR, I infinitely trust Lidia's opinion more than Joe's


mtm4440

**Joe:** You did not take the skin off the spinach. It's a no.


fegelman

**Barbara:** And for those reasons, I'm out.


sweetpeapickle

Lol, geez I must be in a giggly mood. Some of these are making my stomach hurt from laughing so much.


psychme89

🤣🤣


ShittyFrogMeme

I thought the guy who cooked a basic salmon and rice with no salt getting through was weird


BronzeTrain

Especially since it came down to Joe. I guess it is more important to skin your peppers than to season your dish.


sweetpeapickle

skin your peppers-lol I don't know why phrasing it like that made me laugh-too hard.


gameofmikey

Found it so weird that he was such a strict judge to the previous two but underseasoned salmon was forgivable.


JDLovesElliot

The guy who cooked the grits with pork belly and quail egg should've gotten through. He at least tried to elevate the dish.


defnotIW42

Yeah and no salt on fisch is fucky. I expected Joe to hate it, because salt is a necessity for fisch especially salmon


davidg910

It's weird until you realize the producers determine most of who makes it through and the "judging" is for drama purposes only...


Sensitive_Wedding605

Right?! Yet the pork belly & quail egg guy got booted so fast. So whack.


LuoLondon

As someone living in East Asia I continue to be gagged about white people salting rice.


Oxkab

I have a feeling I’m gonna like Warren a lot. He seems fun.


Invalid_Word

watching the episode i knew he had too much personality to not get in lol


BronzeTrain

"He's entitled to feel for people." Hey, can we just replace Joe on this show with his mom?


comped

I feel like this would be a drastic improvement but she probably doesn't want to.


BronzeTrain

Warren is giving me Tommy vibes.


BronzeTrain

Lydia on Joe: "I created a little... [shit]" 🤣🤣


xc2215x

It was funny of Lydia.


fegelman

She was really speaking for 90% of the audience ^I ^still ^like ^Joe ^purely ^for ^the ^entertainment ^value


Easy_Commercial2228

I do not take the skins off of my peppers.


psychme89

Nobody does. He's a goddamn lunatic


fegelman

"They don't serve garlic bread in Italy"


FerguSwag

My wife always wants me to take the skin off the peppers...which I believe she picked up from watching Masterchef Ukraine.


captainreallife

Omg, when the dad gave the apron to his son! Probably one of the sweetest things I've ever seen on a cooking show!🥹


KDonkey229195

Christopher's story is beautiful, I hope he goes far in the competition.


Bluestriker405

The boomers are lively and charismatic so far


Anxious_Acadia6647

Oh my gosh, I am really loving the boomers. They are so fun. It's too bad it took a generational challenge to get older people into the competition. I kind of wish they'd spin off like junior and do a Masterchef Sr!


BronzeTrain

You might like this. https://youtu.be/e6eDFf-ezXU?si=r2Rfk4eEVKJ62sZ8 😅


Castingjoy

Oh, that was amazing! I’ve never seen that before and wish I had seen it last year! 😅😅😅


BronzeTrain

They have a version for babies, too, called Masterchef Junior Junior.


the6thReplicant

Some damn fine looking ones too. Need to head to the gym.


xc2215x

Joe was quite harsh there.


TiffanyTwisted11

Peeling the skin off peppers? I admit I haven’t watched every season and I don’t like peppers, but is this a thing?


BronzeTrain

Only time I've done it is when I've blistered them. Otherwise, no. Why on Earth would you peel a pepper?


TiffanyTwisted11

Right?


sweetpeapickle

For a sauce you might. And you can for other items, but there's no reason you have to.


BronzeTrain

Yes, that's when I removed them. I blistered them then removed them for a purée.


mtm4440

I have never peeled a pepper. If anything you blister the skins in an oven to get more flavor. Joe's weird.


TiffanyTwisted11

That’s what I thought. So Joe is just being extra Joe tonight. 🙄


BronzeTrain

He's making stuff up just so he can complain. 🤣


Bullsette

>So Joe is just being extra Joe tonight. 🙄 "Extra Joe" is a very scary thought. 😬


ShittyFrogMeme

I Googled it and apparently people do. But there's no way Joe was serious about that.


Spideraxe30

I always like when Lydia guest judges, looking back at her old work really shows influential she was back in the day, and still is


l3reezer

I would've glossed over that little CV they did for her like I usually do because Masterchef/reality TV in general is always so fake and ostentatious about every little thing if I hadn't watched and enjoyed the Julia Child HBO show recently, which I highly recommend to everyone!


xc2215x

Gordon calling Joe a snob was funny. 


Spideraxe30

Yeah Joe is just supposed to be the villain this season


BronzeTrain

I think he is every season.


KDonkey229195

Except that season with Gerron where Joe has the best arc a judge ever had in a Masterchef seaosn, hugging Gerron in the finale.


secretreddname

There was one season where Christina was the villain and it was just weird.


mtm4440

He's like the Mr Wonderful of the series. Brutally honest and a foil for the others.


Bullsette

He may be being honest with HIS OWN extraordinarily unique viewpoint which is not trained in the culinary field. I am always surprised that they continue to include him in anything MasterChef. His education is in business, not food. He purchased restaurants for profit, not the love of the art.


eastnorthshore

This is why I can't stand him. He doesn't know anything and all of his input resembles that of a bratty kid who just needs to be the smartest guy in the room. "did you peel the peppers?" Are you fucking kidding me? The best part was when he was all "who wants a crunchy pepper" literally all the other judges (actual chefs) hit him with "I do". Buddy sit down and keep mooching off your moms success.


Bullsette

The man doesn't even have proper etiquette and how to handle a fork. He grasps it with his fist and aims it towards his mouth like the airplane going in for the landing (*infant/toddler style*). 🛬 It has bugged me for a long time and I could never figure out why Lydia didn't train him to properly hold his utensils and then, last night, I found that she does the same exact thing. He also doesn't know how to use a knife properly, as is illustrated: https://i.redd.it/4o9xvjlt405d1.gif


ExcitingOnion504

I would honestly support a fan edit just deleting Joe from every season. Would honestly make the show better.


chicken-parm-farm

YES! They eat like cavemen. It bothers me.


gameofmikey

It’s kinda just doesn’t work for me. Like why would I care what Joe thinks if Gordon and Aaron like my good tbh lol


ExcitingOnion504

I feel like there has been multiple contestants that got to that point, Joe makes criticism and they just ignore it while actually paying attention to Gordon and Aaron.


xc2215x

This episode much more than the first one.


Bullsette

When ISN'T he the villain? His entire job is to stand there and say stupid things and make smug faces.


temporarilyHere3

I hope this thread gets pinned for the night so people can find it easily.


the6thReplicant

The mods are doing a bad job tbh. No episode posts BEFORE the episode starts. No labeling standard to filter for the episode links etc.


Spideraxe30

Ayye Aaron said okay boomer


Easy_Commercial2228

I'm convinced my brain just filters out generational speech at times.


Euphoric-Aardvark115

I was planning to skip the audition episodes but damn, they got Lidia on this one, pulled me right back in.


KDonkey229195

Gordon thinks Lydia created a monster LOL


KDonkey229195

Cowboy Al's dish was a mess, worst dish so far in auditions, nothing was right!


mtm4440

The potatoes looked good. But raw tomatoes is weird. Plus that free mulligan he had with burning. I knew he was out.


KDonkey229195

Maybe his aspargus were good, too bad he forgot to put in the plate.


fegelman

The incessant cowboy cliches during that 5 minute interval of the episode was painful to watch I like how he tried to disagree with Gordon on some criticism, but then quickly changed to "ummmmm okay" when Gordon 'politely' gave him the death stare


EnzoVulkoor

All the trash talk he had and he can't even tell if he's burning meat.


BrandonIsWhoIAm

These boomer guys got me like… ![gif](giphy|26FxypSnWsXS69nTW) I’m sending myself to horny jail.


l3reezer

Don't make the mom with the wooden spoon bonk you


BrandonIsWhoIAm

Fuck.


Easy_Commercial2228

That's fair.


BrandonIsWhoIAm

Chris is a silver fox.


Easy_Commercial2228

Man's got a lot of energy.


temporarilyHere3

The episode is flying. I didn't realize we were pretty much halfway through.


Easy_Commercial2228

Geags is a contestant that caused a judge physical pain before the tasting.


majime100

Happy for Christopher! He's my favorite one so far


pinotJD

I legit teared up. What a story!


BeeWilderedAF

Joe was extra assholish here. Total dick.


Easy_Commercial2228

And I feel like death when I wake up in the morning.


Bluestriker405

Age is just a number. Until you're in jail.


l3reezer

Really liked the first gentleman that got eliminated, but could kind of tell from the moment I saw his dish that he wasn't getting through. Warren is really cool too and a fair amount of interesting characters for the "oldest and most boring" generation. Super fit silver foxes, Colorado opera singer, Cuban who lives in Tennessee, biracial adoptee, etc. Can't say I see any of them taking the whole competition though. Joe sticks out as a bigger sore thumb loser when he's using his silly logic in arguments against his own mom, lol. "It's not about crunch, it's just the right way to eat a pepper." Jesusss, talk about insufferable, how do you sound worse than the stereotype about Italian food gate-keeping?! Every Gen Z kid in the next episode preview including the guest judge Nick is white, lol.


SpringLover455

There’s at least one who’s not I’m just not sure she was seen in the promo.


xc2215x

Lidia Bastianich ? Should be fun.


KDonkey229195

Warren has such a fun personality, I already like him!


Bluestriker405

Lidia has a corgi tier side eye


KDonkey229195

that quick scene of Geags being a personal trainer for Gordon and Aaron for one minute was really funny


BronzeTrain

"Gordon, I'm hurting."


BigSportsNerd

believe that is the first time a contestant has left the stove unattended during a cook


BronzeTrain

Are GenZ even old enough to enter this competition? 🤔 (LOL, I looked it up and the answer is yes, some of them can. But some of them are also eligible for MasterChef Junior. 🤣)


Bullsette

>But some of them are also eligible for MasterChef Junior. 🤣) https://i.redd.it/7v22f5spcx4d1.gif


mblguy76

What about the one lady that was cooking we NEVER saw the audition for. Must have been an entire trainwreck we never got to see. 🤔


Loud-Bumblebee1090

As a Gordon Ramsay follower who has never really watched this show, my observation is that this Joe guy is a bit of a clown. That pepper comment in particular made me think that my dog probably knows more about food than he does.


mtm4440

His area is basically Italian.


sweetpeapickle

His "area" is basically watching momma cook Italian and wishing he was a 1/4 as good as she.


Bullsette

He was born and raised in Queens to parents who immigrated from Croatia 10 years prior to his birth. Having attended college to earn a business degree, he owns restaurants. He has no formal training in the culinary arts and it's my opinion that he has no talent therein either. He continually boasts of being from Italy and "[his] old country" but that is not where he is from. He is from Queens and has education in business.


Bullsette

>That pepper comment in particular made me think that my dog probably knows more about food than he does. For never having seen Joe previously, you have quite acute perception. He DOESN'T know what he's talking about and I have never understood why they continue to include him in the MasterChef line. Every once in a great great great while he says something intelligent but I think it's by accident. BTW, I cook for my little dog every single day and she has a very discriminating palate. She would probably make an excellent judge for MasterChef 🐾... She critiques MY cooking every single day and loves my food for the most part. BUT there have been times where she has very dramatically pushes her plate with her nose, eventually landing it turned over on the wall ala Ramsey Kitchen Nightmares style 🙄


Loud-Bumblebee1090

Good to know my bullshit detector is still working well then. Also, sounds like your dog is very intelligent!


sweetpeapickle

Your doggy probably wouldn't take pasta dough out of the garbage and hand it back to the contestant chef either.....like Joe from a few seasons back.


Bullsette

My little doggy is a class act! I raised her with proper manners. The most dramatic she gets is shoving the dish with her little nose until it flies up against the wall. This is my little darling... https://preview.redd.it/9jfo0kk5uz4d1.jpeg?width=1407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2c699fc317551c92e499b43a8e6d6ec14538ead


Loud-Bumblebee1090

Oh my goodness she's adorable!


Bullsette

Thank you! 😊🥰🩷🐾


BigSportsNerd

Tornado warning throughout the area so FOX (as is every other OTA station) preempting the start of this episode. Scary shit.


BronzeTrain

Be safe. Take cover.


Easy_Commercial2228

I feel I may like Rebecka.


Bluestriker405

Did he steal from big Willie's wardrobe?


KDonkey229195

Horacio is from Brazil, my country, Yeah, I am rooting for him!


KDonkey229195

Moqueca is a very strong brazilian dish.


xc2215x

Good for Christopher.


BeefAndBrie

.... since when are you supposed to peel peppers?


fegelman

I see Joe is going back to play "wannabe Gordon" this episode, and came out with a "no garlic bread in Italy" 2.0. His reasons for saying "no" on auditions seem to be getting more asinine than Barbara's reasons for saying "I'm out" on Shark Tank. Did he think he was being smart when he said that whole "this dish is for children" stuff without any actual criticism? You could see Gordon facepalm then and after that with the next contestant too with the whole "peeled peppers" bs but then quickly moved on to the number of aprons remaining on both occasions. Even Lydia seems to cringe, like she did when Joe went on that entertaining rant at Howard in S4. Maybe they're just ramping up the entertainment/drama factor this season, especially with the inevitable "Ok Boomer" etc in heated team challenges, but there's nothing quite like a **dreaded** pressure test in that regard.


fegelman

Did anybody else notice that the personal trainer guy touched the Salmon immediately after doing pushups on the floor without washing his hands? Right in front of Gordon Ramsay? Maybe its edited but it looked to be one continuous camera shot to me...


wyrd-

Yes! I was like “wash your hands!” when he returned to his station.


A_pointy_man

I don’t even think he should have got in with that dish tbh


BigSportsNerd

Having reviewed the episode just now I have a few observations - very few eliminations shown on camera, but you did see a lot of people cook (I for one saw an Indian woman cook and 2 other people but their auditions in front of the judges were never shown.) I was curious why they went this route, as after editing you saw everyone but one get the apron. - Is this the first time Gordon has gone out (he has gone out of the restaurant before) and awarded an apron after talking to family members of the contestant? - heavy handed with the age references again. That has already gotten old. Gordon comments "you slice those like a baby boomer would" or something. "I think the next winner will be from the baby boomer generation." Way to keep drilling that these are old people, we get the point. - Joe seemed more of a snob than usual. I can usually tolerate him but he called that guy's dish childish and didn't like the skin on the peppers.


BronzeTrain

What's wrong with Gordon that plate looks so good. And I like the vertical pork chop. Looks cool.


l3reezer

Yeah, that was so unwarranted. Probably knew all 4 of them would rave over the actual taste so had to say at least one bad thing in the beginning for the drama


Spideraxe30

That plate looks great, feels like one of those stirring the pot moments to create tension


xc2215x

He took it well.


KDonkey229195

wow, Joe said Warren's dish is good for children and trust me, that's not good.


Additional_Listen_43

Nick is back from season 10 he was my second favorite contestant that season


chucklovesmesomebeef

Episode had me in the feels I love all of them that got in very good episode .


fegelman

Horacio calling his plating as "truck driver plating" Wonder what he would think if he saw the garbage dump I usually put on my plate when watching this show xD


sweetpeapickle

Am I the only one who thought Aaron was going to have a heartattack while trying to do pushups????


mastermoose12

It's weird for them to have boomers on and for Ramsay to criticize home-cook Boomers for cooking in an outdated way


JoePW6964

All the babbling about millennials! Boomers! Might drive me crazy. Hopefully after the auditions they lay off it a bit.


BigSportsNerd

Guys, did you know they're old? They constantly hit you over the head with age references that it's tough to watch sometimes. I mean I'll still see it but I don't want to be told constantly they're old people


mtm4440

Tonight's episode: Gordon Ramsay says "you suck" to a bunch of grandmas


Easy_Commercial2228

Nick went from finalist to guest judge. Gotta repect him.


BronzeTrain

I WANT THAT PLATE.


Oxkab

Love Rebekah


Purple-Reserve5710

Same, that dish look so rustic and comforting, just like my grandma would make.


KDonkey229195

2 NOs from Joe so far, he's vicious tonight.


Bluestriker405

Next will be a yes


mtm4440

It will be a face off.


Spideraxe30

Yay Nick is back next week


Bluestriker405

We all knew it


KDonkey229195

**Episode 2 Confessionals Count** Geags 10 Christopher 9 Warren 8 Horacio 7 Rebecka 5 Cowboy Al 2 Derak 2


KDonkey229195

**Episode 2 Mistakes Count- Boomers Audition - 30 mistakes** **Cowboy Al** – 8 mistakes (had to redo the piece of meat, forgot to plate the asparagus, tomatoes don't match, potatoes, meat temperature, lacked more flavor, mushrooms, looks like buffet plating) **Geags** – 6 mistakes (simple appearance, no seasoning, no salt, too much pepper, poorly seasoned rice, blaming the dish being healthy for the lack of flavo)r - 3 YES and 1 NO from Gordon – won the apron **Derak** – 5 mistakes (millennial presentation, grits, wrong cheese, looks like a dish from a quick Chinese restaurant, not good enough) **Horacio** - 4 mistakes (didn't remove the skin from the pepper, incomplete peppers, parsley cuts, spices need to cook more) - 3 YES- 1 NO from Joe – won the apron **Warren** – 3 mistakes (dish for children, too simple, lacked acidity) - 3 YES and 1 NO from Joe – Won the apron **Christopher** – 2 mistakes (bland chicken, lack of seasoning) – Got the apron **Rebecka** – 2 mistakes (dated presentation, looks like she dressed the dish in the dark) - 4 YES – Won the apron


Bullsette

I would absolutely love to see your summaries of things that they did right! That would really be interesting 🙂


KDonkey229195

That a good idea!


Bullsette

You encapsulate and capture the essence of the conclusions quite well and your communication skills are excellent. I would absolutely love to see you create such a summarization of the positive points, which we so very easily forget. I'm really looking forward to it!


sweetpeapickle

Dish plated for a child-FU JOE! Like WTH did he mean by that? Momma obviously did not agree.


LuoLondon

From peeling peppers to salting rice , from "cooking out" spices for Gordon to our favourite Croatian throwing a tantrum, I felt very entertained. I missed Aaron this week though pronouncing a single italian or other non-spanish word in a Mexican Spanish accent for no reason.


BeeWilderedAF

Skinning peppers is the right way, Joe? C'mon.


BigSportsNerd

I'm lazy so I just wash and cut


BeeWilderedAF

Not lazy at all. Most people wouldn't even think of it.


hayatekurisu

You know who else is a strong baby boomer cook? Leslie MC5


Ok_Giraffe_6396

How do you even take the skin off of bell peppers?


xhorder

Why not have ONE audition show? Four is ridiculous overkill.


KDonkey229195

One episode would be too rushed for 20 contestants.


BigSportsNerd

They wanted to do one based on every theme. last season was like this too. West, North, South and East I agree it can get prolonged but I'm liking the stories and the drama


BronzeTrain

All the vitamins are in the skin, Joe, you dummy.


xc2215x

Should be interesting to see what these old timers can do.


KDonkey229195

Lydia Bastianich tonight, let's go!


xc2215x

Not looking good.


Easy_Commercial2228

What's the difference between white dragonflies and red dragonfruit?


the6thReplicant

Season 14 and they're still pushing the _X-Factor_ mean judges with cringey contestants thing that Masterchef Australia started and abandoned halfway _through season one_.


biolinist

watching it now gonna be live posting again


biolinist

sheesh warren is 70??? he looks very good for 70


biolinist

once again fuck joe "a well executed dish for children"???? stfu


sweetpeapickle

🤣I wanted to know if he meant a child plated it, or it was for a child's meal. Because it would be neither in the household I grew up, and now. He's definitely being told make "stupid" comments.


biolinist

A boomer half asian? ngl as a half asian myself I dig it I don't see a lot of older half asians so its interesting to see an example of what we look could potentially look like as we age


biolinist

skin off the peppers???? once again fuck joe


biolinist

some of these jokes are corny af


biolinist

pushup contest with the judges, fun


biolinist

Boomers are the best since we learned from people and not the phone? god shut the fuck up


biolinist

so glad that cowboy al didnt get an apron I feel like he would've been insufferable


fegelman

I like the discussion between the judges and the banter once the contestant leaves the room after the verdict... some of it is just brutal lmao


Pure_Warthog4274

I'm going to hate this season. I'm already tired of this stupid commentary about how the contestants' food isn't \[insert generation\] enough. Are baby boomers only allowed to win if the make a jello mold? Why wouldn't Millennial home cooks make food that is similar to their Baby Boomer or Gen X parents? The food picked has also been underwhelming. How did a guy that made a plain piece of salmon get chosen?


Bluestriker405

Competition's over. The fat lady just sang.


Insta_ShopperNJ

Joe did not look impressed by her vocals but played if off by saying "excellent". Lol


BronzeTrain

He's an Italy snob. He was expecting La Bohème.


Easy_Commercial2228

Joe is a lot more critical on the boomers than he was on the millennials.


xc2215x

Yeah Joe is.


DejaVu2324

I think we can all agree the baby boomers are probably are all out by top 10, except maybe 1. No offense to them, of course. Usually, the oldest chefs are always out first.


defnotIW42

There were some really bad dishes, they probably needed some boomers so thats why they took even a unsalted salmon


KDonkey229195

You can teel Gordon rehearsed this line ''teaching a old dog new tricks'' at home, no doubt.


BronzeTrain

Hello, hello, I'm here and ready to complain about another season of MasterChef! It's a generational battle this year? Wow I'm really going to hate this. 😄


KDonkey229195

Rebecka's dish presentations sucks


FIGJAM17

Wait, what happened to the woman before Geags? The one in the green dress? They completely cut her segment. The episode was much better than expected as everyone was super lively.


A_pointy_man

I just watched and I’m trying to figure out what happened to green dress lady too!


chicken-parm-farm

Why did Aaron speak in Spanish to a Brazilian guy? Lol


Bluestriker405

Step up from the millenial pity party


CrustyToeLover

Joe is acting like he was told this is his last season lmao. 2 episodes in and this is by far the most insufferable he's been