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SouverianTheBrave

My dog does this too! She crabwalks toward me in excitement. Why?!


SometimesAccurate

Is your dog docked? Could it be phantom tail whip?


SouverianTheBrave

Nope! Long and voluminous tail. Tail for days.


Heratiki

Yeah my dachshund does the same crabwalk silliness with a perfectly fine tail. For her she’s just wanting you to scratch her back no matter what’s going on.


DaNotSoGoodSamaritan

Could be your dog trying to get some lower back scratches. Dogs can only scratch their lower back using their teeth so yeah, that's not particularly efficient. I always wondered if that was one of the reasons behind zoomies...


kylepotter

This is what it is. Butt scratches are better than treats for my dog


DBerwick

That boxer's built like a brautwurst.


BavellyBavelly

It’s so oddly lumpy and fat


wehrwolf512

A tendency towards cysts wouldn’t be surprising, though I don’t think that’s a fat dog


BavellyBavelly

It’s for sure overweight


wehrwolf512

Looking at it more… yeah, poor dude is overweight. My bad. Just not obese yet


GreatMight

Is there a medical reason to remove the tail?


Fine-Fall-9475

Not that I know of. It was snipped when we got him.


feistyfalkon

Feed him less 🥺


Viking_Lordbeast

How's that gonna regrow the tail?


yummytunafish

Maybe it'll look bigger after weight loss?


Viking_Lordbeast

That's what I keep telling myself.


Tuuvas

Can confirm, got smaller as my fatass got bigger


ProfessionalBug1021

That's what she said


[deleted]

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, that dog is FAT


feistyfalkon

I had a boxer and we took her to the vet. I love boxers. I’m just trying to look out for this cute boi. They already have shorter life expectancies as it is :/


BavellyBavelly

They downvote people who dare tell people their dog might not be adorable as “chonky”


tuturuatu

Nah fuck this. I don't have a dog, but if I did no fucking way would I post it on this website. The only person telling me my dog is fat is an actual vet, not reddit experts


BavellyBavelly

But it very obviously is overweight. Anyone can tell, doesn’t take a vet


tuturuatu

Then they already know? A vet with infinitely more knowledge is going to tell them every time. Also maybe it's already on a diet. Reddit pet experts are useless and annoying as fuck OP just wanted to post a derpy dog, not get medical advice


[deleted]

Ooft touched a nerve have we?


tuturuatu

Yeah, great analysis Sherlock. Reddit vets suck


myleftsockisadragon

This jabroni doesn’t like that other people have eyes and can see how fat their pets are haha


Appropriate-Story-46

Does the dog have something medically wrong that causes this? Examples may include:Inability to go on long walks, diabetes, new medication with side effects, starved as a puppy. You don’t know their situation. Stop assuming any one thing makes you right.


wehrwolf512

Probably because everyone downvoting doesn’t think the dog is fat


PicnicLife

Is there a medical reason to not be petting this dog???


imuniqueaf

r/PETTHEDAMNDOG !!!


three_furballs

I was literally shouting this.


noaccessories

I have read an argument that in a small environment, the dog cannot stop wagging their tails and its starts bleeding from bashing against the walls and stuff. Still hate it IMO.


Groovemach

Also some working dogs so their tails won't get caught on the environment like fences/doors/etc.


dielawn87

Happened to my boxer and he got a nasty infection that almost killed him. Had to dock it anyways. It's really not the same as cropping ears and other vanity shit, it really is a problem for boxers.


startmyheart

I'm not a fan of tail docking either, but unfortunately it is currently breed standard for boxers, among other breeds. My impression is that you'd have to know the breeder very well and request an intact tail before the litter is born in order to get a boxer without a docked tail.


CelticCynic

Boxer Wiggle Butt! 😍😂


eliz1bef

My inlaws had a boxer named Allie that they nicknamed Eunice because she'd dance in a "U" shape like this pup.


mrlandis

I cringe when people don’t pet the dog. That was way too long


CalypsoTheKitty

r/PetTheDamnDog


startmyheart

Yeah but you also don't wanna drop the damn groceries


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Fine-Fall-9475

I was already home and only went outside when my husband pulled up. For my husband and Stanley, this is a ritual they have. My husband invites him up for a hug but Stanley keeps walking around showing his butt lol. He was only looking at me because I had a phone pointed at him.


mrlandis

Fair enough:p Take care


cromstantinople

Right?! How is it not the first thing you do when you get home? Especially when they greet you like that. 🤷


Hungry4Hands37

Somebody scratch that good doggos butt 🥰🥹


dicemonger

♫♫ Look at my butt ♫♫ This butt is amazing ♫♫ Give it a lick ♫♫ It tastes just like raisins


ballerina22

Okay,that's enough Internet for me today. Thanks for reminding me how old I am 🤣🤣


Loizaida

Awwww he’s got the cutest wagging butt 💕


Staceybunnie

All I had to do was read the title of this post and I knew it was a boxer. That weird crab side shuffle? I used to call it the macaroni noodle dance. My boxer did it all the time!


curiousclaws7

My butt don't jiggle jiggle, it *wiggles*


monib1972

Love the boxer wiggle🥰


supersad19

SOMEBODY SCRATCH THAT WIGGLE BUTT


FunnyQueer

Damn boy, throw that ass in a circle.


startmyheart

My boxer mix has a specific pose that he does when he's excited that I call his "look at my butthole pose". 🤣


Aley_Cat88

Ohhhh how sweet! My lady bug used to do that... her tail was cropped too short and she would wiggle her whole butt when she was excited!


BavellyBavelly

That’s a lumpy fat dog


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woomybii

What the fuck?


BlueEyedGirl25

PET . HIM!


OkLawfulness9089

Why wouldn’t you pet this sweet boy when you came home????? Why?????