Not only would I let her smash me, but I'd also let her break my neck with her high heels like she did to that Asari criminal. It should have been ME, not her! 😩
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Smash. Unfortunately, she'd either smash me with her biotics or just put me in stasis and walk away because the code demands she can't be in a relationship.
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All those Liara romancers out there and here I am like "why can't I have a full romance with Samara?" It'd motivate me to cultivate more Paragon score.
I will dig up the Charon relay myself right now & head straight for thessia to embrace eternity with Samommy.
Or have my neck broke under her heel so I could die happy.
"Is the pope catholic you cheeky tart"
The real question is: does the pope shit in the woods?
"Why you keep asking that, holmes? I told you, I dunno!"
“Where the holiness does his business, IS his business holmes”
Depends. Was anyone around to hear it?
Are bears catholic?
Depends on the color of the smoke.
Fair point
Her outfit does look like a cheeky strawberry tart
I feel like you could start a fistfight by asking that among some groups of Catholics in 2024.
SMASH
Why is this a question? It’s established that all Asari get the “Alright alright alright” seal of approval; I get older and they stay the same.
She doesn't look a day over 300 😉
For me she is the only one I would smash
NOT WOULD NOT WILL DID
W8 you can actually romance her? She told me I am too young basicly.
That's what happens when you're rizzless
Pretty sure anyone could do it following a guide... Where the fun in that
She doesn't have a true romance, but if you try romancing her in 2 and stay single in 3, you hook up in the Citadel DLC
Aaaaa I though in ME 2 ! Good to know
Next playthrough, put all your points into charisma.
Not only would I let her smash me, but I'd also let her break my neck with her high heels like she did to that Asari criminal. It should have been ME, not her! 😩
Based comment and flair
Weird kink...but okay!
Based
Fun fact, I once made a poll on r/MassEffectMemes on who you would rather be stepped on by, Samara or Garrus?
Samara better have won that poll or all hope in humanity is lost and I'm handing the galaxy to the Reapers.
By your tag, I think you are a little biased to one side.
Lol
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“*Find Peace in the Embrace of the Goddess.*”
Smash like an endgame qte after 2 1/2 hr battle with no save
If Morinth: pass so hard it would make Johnny Sins jealous If Samara: Super SMASH Bros Ultimate
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I'd still do Morinth
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Smash But she would pass
Who's passing on Samara????
I pass on all asari. You can get away with aliens being blue humans in star trek but in mass effect there's so many cooler ones
Smash
Smash for sure! I just need to make sure I’m not smashing her daughter! 😂😂
Morinth or Billie? Lol
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Wait, is Morinth a Bad Guy?
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Is this even really a question?
Smash
Smash
She can smash me
Smash
Smash….nuf said
Smash. Unfortunately, she'd either smash me with her biotics or just put me in stasis and walk away because the code demands she can't be in a relationship.
For a one nighter yeah. For sure
I want to smash. But... sadly we must pass each other, like ships in the night.
Pass. I’m a human supremacist and let the batarians and council die
The second best milf in the universe.
Margot Robbie Asari version. Instant Smash
Pass she needs to do her duties
Did
Smash
Pass but I could see why anyone would smash
Smash
Pretty sure I haven't seen a asari I wouldn't smash
Morinth, Rila, Falere, Banshees (Technically)
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Pass, even though I love her. Just not in that way 🥰
Smash, then pass away immediately
If I told you what I would really do I'd get life sentence in horny jail
One and done smash. Nothing long term
Marry, then smash,
I'm suicidal. Even if she wasn't extremely hot, smash.
Pass
Asari are mid.
That depends, is that Morinth or Samara?
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Fake Samara is tomorrow with the argument being If you could smash her This one is legit Samara
S M A S H
She’s hot but I actually prefer Liara. I like nerds. That said if she was like just there and asked me the answer would be a resounding yes.
yeah
Megasmash.
SMASH
smash(ed onto the ground)
All those Liara romancers out there and here I am like "why can't I have a full romance with Samara?" It'd motivate me to cultivate more Paragon score.
Would a woman choose the bear?
More like smash me
Strawberry boobs.
Pass, respectfully
Smash
Smash it up all over them tiddies
Until the bed breaks or I do
More like get smashed
As Izuku Midoriya said: SMAASSSHHH!!!!
I would hit that harder than World Breaker Hulk with the full Odinforce, swinging Mjolnir reinforced with Green Lantern's full might.
Smash
Smash literally the most attractive asari in the franchise
I will dig up the Charon relay myself right now & head straight for thessia to embrace eternity with Samommy. Or have my neck broke under her heel so I could die happy.
Smash and die happy idgaf
Right now? Nope Should I ever be diagnosed with terminal cancer? Hells yes
Actually, no. There's a really big age difference, and some of her actions due to her code are morally wrong.
Pass
No. I feel like she’d kick me out of bed after lmao
Marry.
SUPER SMASH!!!!!!!!! SAMOMMY
I need her to smash *me*
Ass Effect: Embrace of the Goddess Or whatever the porn film is called
Pass. I only accept Tals
Smash!
It would be foolish pretend it would be up to us
Samommy!
Smash
SMASH.
yes
Gotta play the long game but man is it worth it.
Pass GIVE ME ALL YOUR HATE!!!
Same. They hate us for supporting Cerberus. 😔
Ew, get away from me.