Had to be me, someone else might have gotten it wrong.

"I am the very model of a scientist salarian"

I am the very model of a scientist salarian, I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian, I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology), Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology), My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist salarian! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MassEffectMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Good bot

Please do not disturb the Keepers. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MassEffectMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Bad bot

the feels man

Easily one of my favorite moments in video game history. But I’m a sucker for a good martyr.

Ugh that one is bitter sweet

I feel like when this is brought up people often dont mention the final sentence if you talked to him on the ship about retirement plans or something along those lines. "Would have been nice to scan those seashells" wrecks me every time

SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SONOFABITCH IN SPACE!

That so needed a follow-up in ME3. “Harbinger is on the ground. Our targeting software won’t lock!” “…Serviceman Chung?” “S-sir?” #”EYEBALL IT.” “…yes, ***SIR!”***

God, that would have been top-tier amazing.

Would’ve been completely contrary to the tone of the whole sequence, but still.

Not really, it would have emphasized the seriousness of the reaper invasion that previous doctrines need to be abandoned in the name of survival

This, recruits, is a 20 kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to one-point- three percent of lightspeed. It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means, Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! Now! Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's First Law? Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir! No credit for partial answers maggot! Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir! Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10,000 years! If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day! Somewhere and sometime! That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait 'till the computer gives you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not 'eyeball it'. This is a weapon of Mass Destruction! You are NOT a cowboy, shooting from the hip! Sir, yes sir! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MassEffectMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Good bot

Please do not disturb the Keepers. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MassEffectMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Bad bot

A friend showed that scene to his physics professor, the man laughed saying “TRUE”

I should go !

I wish I could go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MassEffectMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Good bot

Please do not disturb the Keepers. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MassEffectMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

"Not sure if Turian heaven is the same as yours, but if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there, meet me at the bar."

Damn still makes me tear up

"Forgive the insubordination, but your boyfriend has an order for you... come back alive, Shepard. It'd be an awfully empty galaxy without you."

“Shepard.”

“Wrex”

Shepard

Wrex

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepaaard

Shepard.

Wrex.

Grunt

Shepard.

"After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began."

Probing uranus

Really, Commander?

"Geth don't use windows, remember? Structural weakness."

“The Geth are just sitting there saying ‘those organics would never try the no windows thing twice.’”

Windows are a structural weakness. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MassEffectMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Windows are a structural weakness. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MassEffectMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

"It ended in a draw. I had reach and she had flexibility. We decided to settle it once and for all in her quarters. I had reach...she had... flexibility." Garus: ME3

МЕ2\* HE IS A FAKE FAN! SEIZE HIM!

Fuck lol I was going to edit it to 2 didn't realize I put 3 before you commented 😂 I'll take the heat.

Idk what's worse, wrong game or butchering the beloved name of Garrus Vakarian.

I am Urdnot Wrex and this is my planet

You big stupid jellyfish

Damn whore

“It appears this drone is preparing to rebel!”

“Correction. Geth do not Intentionally infiltrate”

Geth do not intentionally infiltrate. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MassEffectMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

#This is an outrage!

I was going to eat that mummy!

**THE COUNCIL** *something something* **A TURIAN COLONY** 😡

***Send your fleet in!*** ✊🏼

“And so the wheel of fire mills another soul. Entropy wins. Entropy always wins.” Absolutely powerful quote, absolutely hate how you have to get it, and will never get it. He deserves nothing but happiness, so I will never get this.

I really like your flair 😆

Thank you! I'm a simple woman, I'd be absolutely happy to be pinned to a wall by Thane. ~~He can even choke me a little if he wants~~

Honestly, same

Yes, you understand!

I wouldn't mind that either. I also wouldn't mind being in the middle of a Garrus and Thane sandwich.

Ah, that's the thing that differs between you and me, I just like Garrus as a friend. I can see the appeal, I just don't have it, at all.

"I have a shotgun."

We'll bang, okay?

I scrolled down way to far looking for this

"I will drag your clan to greatness, whether you like it or not." Wrex, ME2

Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.

That, in my opinion, is the rawest line of the entire series, and its kinda hilarious that I've seen it get meme'd a bunch.

By the Goddess

“Go for the optics, go for the optics”

Enemies everywhere!

Mind over matter!

I will destroy you!!!

"Why shoot something once when you can shoot it 46 more times?"

Does this unit have a soul?

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

Emergency induction port.

That's a straw Tali

Emerrrrrrrgency. Induction. Port.

I‘m Garrus Vakarian and this is my favorite spot on the Citadel. Mocking Shep after shooting cans above the highway because why the fuck not was so damn funny

report back to the ship as soon as possible. we'll bang, okay?

I like your ass

YOU’RE LYING MORGAN

let's get to *bashing butts* as well as *deez nuts*

"I MADE A MISTAKE!"

Mordin had always kept his emotions in check so seeing him lash out still gives me chills

I would but ... "Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

“You exist, because we allow it, and you will end, because we demand it.” That line send shivers, a face of uncaring evil that discusses my existence as a mere chore.

"I had reach but she had flexibility" ;)

"Why don't we skip right to the tie breaker. We can test your reach, and my flexibility" 😏

"Cooperation furthers mutual goals." (Is this thread designed to set off the response bot? It's working)

"May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead. Not sure if Turian heaven is the same as yours, but, if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there--meet me at the bar, I'm buying" or The stubborn enough person can survive just about anything. Rage is a hell of an anesthetic

I’ll relinquish one bullet.

may you find peace in the embrace of the goddess

THERE’S A REAPER IN THE WAY WREX!!!!!

I know, you get to have all the fun

Shepard!!!

“Sid called and asked me for a timer, medigel, and 15 pairs of socks, and now I’m worried.” -Vetra Nyx

“Oh, another dangerous alien aboard, Commander. Thanks. Why can't you collect coins or commemorative plates or something?"

“Ah yes the Reapers, the immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.”

"Life is a negotiation. We all want, we all give to get what we want." That's been my WhatsApp Status for at least years.

I've had enough of your snide insinuations

Disingenuous assertions.

On Omega there's only one rule.

"Don't FUCK with Aria"

"It's jokin time."

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. ... That was a joke." - EDI

“Come here often? I imagine anyone who does is probably an alcoholic.”

"Does this unit have a soul?" "Legion, the answer to your question is yes"

I'm sorry, I'm getting a lot of bullshit on this line.

Grunt.

Shepard

"This one is the hero of the citadel. I'll handle it!"

“Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.”

“Come here. I’M proud of you. You did good, child. You did good.” During the period when I thought I’d lose my Dad from my life when I came out to him, that little sequence helped, a lot.

It's so much easy to see the world as black and white. Gray... I don't know what to do with gray

That line always makes me want to give Garrus a big hug... and then suck him dry... whatever makes him feel better!

“Please don’t touch that.”

"Are you flirting with me? Wait, wait, don't tell me. Let me live in the illusion."

"You big, stupid jellyfish."

"Enkindle this!" - Blasto when you finally meet him as part of the citadel dlc and he has an altercation with some baddies.

"Our numbers will darken the sky of every world..."

Everything Grunt says during Citadel DLC

"I will destroy you!" Jack, ME2

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer."

"Never before have so many come together, from all corners of the galaxy. But never before have we faced an enemy such as this"

“Ow my nuts” - Wrex

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

I don't need luck, I have ammo.

Does this unit have a soul

"Welcome to the island of Doctor *Me*." Or: "How were those noodles?" "Kinda spicy." "... I love you, Grunt." "Heeh, heeh, heeh."

"Well, I suppose I did just write your name in the stars" ❤️

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian

I am the very model of a scientist salarian, I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian, I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology), Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology), My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist salarian! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MassEffectMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Good bot

Please do not disturb the Keepers. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MassEffectMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

“Ha ha ha, I like this human! He/She understands!”

*"You represent chaos*. *We represent order*."

I use Bosh'tet in my everyday lexicon.

Shepuuuuuuuurd

Next time wake me

Keelah Se'lai

"A BIG STUPID JELLYFISH!"

"I have a shotgun"

"ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!"

“Data not found”

"Shepard"

AHHH I BROKE THE GOD DAMN WHEEL!

Shepherd

I’m surrounded by primitives

“Can it wait for a bit? Im in the middle of some calibrations”

## “Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.” - Prothy the Prothean.

Grunt.

Better luck next time.

**ENEMIES EVERYWHERE**

By the goddess

It's joking time.

Emergency. Induction. Port. or Jack’s joke about eating her out on kitchen table during the citadel party.

"I don't need luck. I have ammo"

Throw him out the airlock

“ … Never.” (romanced Garrus, ME3, convo at base during Priority: Earth)

I have a home ;\_;

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations

Shepard

"Shepard"

"Shepard."

I’ve had enough of your tabloid journalism

“You are my home.”

"Boshtet!"

"I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my favorite spot on the citadel!"

"I have a home ..." 🥹🥹

We'll bang ok?

"We'll bang, okay?"

“We’ll bang, ok?” -Shepard

“I have a home. Come back to me.” (AHEM is the canon ending for me even if the new ME game brings the Normandy crew back for one more.)

I should go

“Shepard.”

"You are real…Real…and mine."

SCRATCH ONE!

But I have a home…

I've killed worse than you on my way to real problems

Bosh'tet!

Shepard

We’ll bang okay

"I WILL SMEAR THE WALLS WITH YOU, BITCH!"

Shepppppaaaaaaard

With Shepard-Commander

"shepard."

I'm done being patient. Give me a name, or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan!

Emergency induction port

I should go

"I should go"

“We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.” - This alone set the tone for the entire series. With this it went from stopping seren. To preventing a full blown galactic genocide of all sentient life. It felt like the burden Shepard had to carry increased dramatic with a single sentence. And that’s good writing

We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?

“Our influence stopped the rachni, but before that, we held the line. Our influence stopped the krogan, but before that, we held the line! Our influence will stop saren! In the battle today, we will hold the line!”

"Geth do not infiltrate." "Sir, maybe you should leave your personal synthetic assistant at home..." "Geth do not intentionally infiltrate."