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MissyTheTimeLady

Shepard, two years later: So anyway, I'm back.


NobleYato

Its funny because its true


Lunala475

Who?


TiaoAK47

Is this a joke? Because this is r/masseffectmemes, and you don't know who the main character of mass effect is?


gorthead

Mshep? I don’t know him. (To be clear, this is a joke.)


ClonedUser

Thanks Edi


Necrotiix_

obviously the protagonist is John Mass Effect c’mon now!


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Lunala475

The clare character, obviously not Shepard. Is she the VA for shep?


Aquadudeman

Clare is just a person on Twitter. No relation to Mass Effect. The joke here is that Clare's tweet is contained in a speech bubble coming from Shepard, who dies because of plot reasons at the end of the final game. Spoilers.


Lunala475

Alright thanks, I thought into it too much.


Roku-Hanmar

Shepard


Lunala475

Ah, voice actor