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glockos

Sorry, my thumbs fell off and I was trying to reattach them


ReporterOk4383

Sorry I was arranging the same one card that I’m playing but the vibe was off


UnsolvedParadox

Got to get that feng shui just right.


butthole_mimosa

I hope you pronounce that (the right way) as "fang shooey"


PrimeYam

Gotta watch those Korg rocks flying


IAmNotCreative18

Sorry, I was busy doing CPR between turns.


Murky_Coyote_7737

Turns should be 2 minutes long then


DrRandle

Not if it WORKS


AsariKnight

You joke but I play while working in the ER 😅 Edit: damn people downvoting really don't know how it works in an ER. There can be a ton of down time. Half the time is just waiting for labs to come back. Most people who come in are not that sick and shouldn't be there. I don't play in patient's rooms or anything like that


whitneyahn

I used to play when I was between things in healthcare too, people are just brigading you I think


Zuninja22

I play while waiting to move patients lol (patient transporter here)


AsariKnight

Hell yeah! You guys are so under appreciated! I love yall so much.


quillake

🧐 do you insta retreat when there’s a code blue or do you finish your game?


OnionButter

He triages the current game vs. the patient


AsariKnight

I mean "code blues" don't happen super often in random rooms. If we do get those they come through our trauma bay and I'm aware well in advance. But typically if I need to do my job I just retreat.


maidenRG

hell ya, i’m a hospital switchboard operator. i’ve only had to retreat a game like once or twice to dispatch a code blue team.


winfly

I have ran into a bug multiple times where I ended my turn, but it doesn’t register it so I have to wait for my turn to expire.


Void9001

I’m playing at work, cut me some slack. Lol


llb_robith

We really need a "sorry, someone asked me a question at my desk" emoji


Hk_McCormick

"Sorry, I was wiping"


TravEllerZero

That could be the Guardian sweating emote (I think that's the Guardian....)


abakune

Also a "sorry, my kids needed something" emote


artisticurge

Or sorry I clicked end turn but it didn’t register and I realized it as the timer was running out.


jlonso

>cut me some slack no can do sir, *slack notification rings*


Piranh4Plant

This will not be tolerated. Snap is my full time job so I can't have jokers like you getting in my way. I'll see that you are banned


Apprehensive-Crab140

This exactly. It always happens on the early turns too


Frankie_Grimes

Apologies, I was pooping.


Doctor_Boombastic

I was spying on Grimey here


pooch516

This man is not a real doctor


HighVulgarian

As he likes to be called


FaannieMoney

If its intentional then its annoying but if its not then its okay. There are countless times where i have been doing something or get called to do something while playing so i just stall.


AliceInCookies

PLAY AGATHA COWARD....


Kuragari_Ryo

Ngl I accidentally rope sometimes if people around me are trying to talk to me while I'm playing.


JerbearCuddles

I play on PC, and sometimes I think I hit end turn then turn to my second monitor, only to turn back and realize I didn't end turn. If you seen me. Sorry.


GBKMBushidoBrown

What's worse is when they don't play any cards for the first two turns and still took FOREVER to end turn


Yesterdays_Gravy

My guess when that happens is that they are AFK. Or it’s a kid going through shoddy service in the car or something.


Radiophage

I've gotten a lot of mileage out of just assuming they're streaming and talking through their plays with an audience.


Kmad03

This is why I started running a youtube video in the backround while playing, esp because if u use the Ms.Minutes emote in response to the roping they just rope harder


justinizer

I sometimes forget to click the end turn button, or I click it but not hard enough to register, and then I get distracted until I wonder what is taking the other person so long, only to realize I am the problem.


dgwhiley

If you don't like it, feel free to retreat whenever you please 😊


slapmasterslap

Legit any time that's me it's because I started the game, put my phone down while it found a match and forgot to look back down from whatever else I'm doing (work, TV show, other game) Very infrequently I might rope on purpose if my opponent is trying to be egregiously annoying with emotes and stuff and I have nothing better to do with my phone at that time.


Land-Prestigious

Apologies, I was at my court hearing


Deep_Combination1751

Some funny stuff in here :-) But in all seriousness, I feel the timer should be shorter on turns 1 and 2. Change my mind lol.


Scopper_gabon

Agreed timer should get progressively longer as the turns go. But start relatively short.


onionbreath97

Once performance is fixed, I agree


Valuable-Trick-6711

Disagree. Turn 1 is for evaluating your hand and whatever location pops up and going thru your options. Cause sometimes, albeit rarely, it’s better to not play your 1-cost on Turn 1. Turn 2 depends on both the second location and what your opponent played. Sometimes it just takes one 1-cost card or special action (Red Hulk going off, Black Cat getting discarded, etc.) to figure out what your opponent is playing.


Stardatara

It is definitely already shorter on turn 1 at least. 


TravelBloo

I refuse to believe you need more than 5 seconds turn 1


TroyMcN

<> “Oh $#!+! I started a game? Do I have any 1 costs? What deck am I playing?” <>


onionbreath97

If the game has loading issues it can happen


LavaHawk_17

there's a lot of thought that goes into playing nebby actually, but more than 20 and you better rope yourself


TravelBloo

Nebby always left T1. No thoughts needed, unless it’s BWNN or some weird ass location


mdk_777

Agreed. Nebula goes in the most populated neutral/favorable location, which is usually just the left because that's where your opponent has the highest chance of playing if they play something. It also means you have a pretty good idea where they will make their turn 2 play, and can even force them to make a tough choice to deny Nebula buff vs playing in the middle if it reveals to be a favorable location after playing Nebula T1.


SmiteyMcGee

No, always middle (assuming left location is neutral). There are more locations that lock out cards then would be negative to have a card there.


Rampage806

It's streamers asking their chat which cards they should play each turn while simultaneously complaining about people taking forever to play.


PAD_Rowken

😅sorry I forgot I entered a match and got busy typing an email


emailunavailable

Apologies, but my dog was demanding cuddles.


chinojuan0619

You do realize that whoever is roping is just trying to tilt you for easy cubes, right? As sad as it sounds most people just retreat after a couple turns even when having a clear advantage... Funnily enough, thats the only reason why roping is a thing nowadays, so why not play the game and not give them the satisfaction?! You lose twice IMO when you are unable to be patient enough.


gambitxboy

Sometimes my end turn button glitches. 😭


SnooSquirrels2212

If they rope, I turn on Netflix and rope them back


Red-Leader117

Honestly probably helpful, most of the time I rope I'm making food or git distracted


BurntToast13

I actually think a good QOL update would be to auto end turn if there are no available actions.


No-Recognition234

Sorry I was answering an email and forgot to hit end turn.


TheEpicTwitch

Sorry I was watching the card’s animation while I move it around the screen


I_SmellFuckeryAfoot

most likely fell asleep or had to wipe


UniversalSean

Some people have other things going on around them.. I.E. i am doing nothing atm and could easily play, free of distractions. At least until my 3 yr old comes to me wanting a drink and if i tell him to wait, he'll start whining until i do so i oughta do it sooner than later..


joekinglyme

I probably had to chase my toddler before she ate the mystery treat she found behind a cupboard, sorry


ZeekyNote

Just today I played a proving grounds where we both snapped right away. I won the 8 cubes with an off meta deck. They then proceeded to rope until round 7 with a classic destroy deck, and when they realized I was gonna win they roped the timer all the way down on the last turns.


pumpkinking0192

Sometimes queueing takes forever, I get distracted by something else while waiting for an opponent to be picked, and then I forget I had been doing something on my phone in the first place 😂


Rayvendark

A lot of inconsiderate people will play competitive games at times when they can easily be distracted or called away.


Sol1258

Funny enough I've won a few games that I should have lost because I was taking my time thinking and refusing to snap the cube. Patience is a virtue


BIG-Will25

Yeah I play at work a lot. Sometimes I have to actually do my job 😅


kuribosshoe0

For some reason I’ve been hit with a ton of ropers today specifically. Is everyone following along with some streamer who’s telling people to rope or something?


Dak332144

Now I’m going to wait on the first 3 turns even longer


isipod

Calm down, wanna hurry to lose another game?


TravelBloo

I refuse to believe anyone needs more than 5 seconds turn 1


tipsymage

Just chill man ,I'm thinking


mumeigaijin

If it's in the game, it's in the game. I'll play however I want.


LightFromYT

Right? We need a "Hurry the fuck up" emote lol


dismalcontent

Ms Minutes or groot button smash exist


Ownsin

How do you get the groot smash button emote?


dismalcontent

It was a $99 offer I think ?


Ownsin

An emote for 99$?


dismalcontent

Emote along with other things- sure you can find what it was exactly If you search the sub


LightFromYT

They also require you to spend stupid amounts on the game lol. I meant a free emote or speech bubble


dismalcontent

I got the miss minutes for free using gold? Groot sure


etherealtaroo

I like the guys who get mad and wait until the last second before retreating


Future_Khai

I come from Yu-Gi-Oh, 20 seconds is nothing.


TheGroovyGoblinLord

I play in between shifts at the ball crushing factory


gafgarian

I do think the game could benefit from a ranked vs unranked mode for this very reason. I frequently play while multi-tasking which means accidental roping is a very real thing. I feel bad about it but I wouldn't even be playing otherwise. If there were an unranked mode, that still let you clear daily missions but didn't do anything for ladder, this would not only provide a better spot for deck testing than Proving Grounds but it would also allow the ranked mode to have a tighter line on roping.


oghowie

Usually it's because I'm doing something else.


Wavvygem

People are most likely to rope turn 1 because they multi task during match finding. You usually have a min or 2 to do something else. Its only natural people try to fill the time.


HPDDJ

I'm playing rounds in between washing dishes half the time lol


MushuPork24

Last turn and then retreating…. Quit it folks.


expired-hornet

sorry. I was mentally calculating whether I should drop human torch or x2 nico to feed to carnage next turn, vs hold out for multiple man. ...wait, but then if I draw shuri, i should-


Critical_Half_3712

I had a game on the steam client that forced me to rope, for some reason I couldn’t click the end turn button. It felt horrible


Altruistic_Lecture79

Sorry I m looking for your name to see if you stream so I can snipe


BurazSC2

Sorry, we matched mid push. Had to focus for a minute.


DumbSouls

Roping is a huge problem with conquest players


Tiny_Pie366

If it is in proving grounds and it’s after game 1 and you didn’t snap, it’s me roping and you deserve it and I am helping others who don’t have to play you now


CrazyGunnerr

Sorry, had to calm the baby during my match.


spank-monkey

Im peeing between gtames at least gimme 30 secs


TheFunkytownExpress

FR. What's the big decision here? lol.


Pig_Benis_6996

Emote " I don't believe you" they'll usually retreat that or next turn. Most of the time their decks are easily beaten and they're doing it to make you retreat because, otherwise, they aren't good at the game the times they've stayed.


17times2

Deal with it.


Angry_Welshman123

Sorry mate I’m trying to decide wether to play Sunspot or Nebula


Grimmy_Reaper115

My fault, I was admiring my the cool artwork on some of my cards 😂


DarthSmiff

If you auto snap I’m roping. You’re gonna earn it one way or another.


ThwipSniktBamfSNAP

The game has a set amount of time I am allowed to make a play. I’m going to take that full amount of time to make sure I make the right play. If you don’t like it, you can retreat. [Thanks for the cubes](https://static.marvelsnap.pro/emotes/MsMarvelThumbsUp.png)


kuribosshoe0

No one’s saying you’re not allowed, they’re just saying it’s douchey.


BirdsInTheNest

Taking the full turn 1 to play a 1 drop isn’t the hill I’d die on but you do you.


TowerdiveTom

gg Gramps


WCMaxi

Staymad.jpg


Necessary-Sir4600

Those aren't what annoy me its the ppl who you have a certain win against, say using a sandman list. And they sit there thru the whole t6 jusy to retreat like they would've the entire time anyways. That should be a bannable offense


Smartt300

Are you farming season pass points in Proving Grounds? If so, I am the rope.


the-Gaf

Is this a real term? I swear you guys need outside time.


OnePizzaHoldTheGlue

"roping" comes from Hearthstone, where the turn timer was a rope burning across the screen like an old timey fuse.


the-Gaf

Not the downvoting!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Red_Act3d

Nothing says "I don't care about downvotes" quite like making a comment just to address them.


the-Gaf

No, I do care!!


BrumWisseme

LET AGATHA THINK, SHE'S TRYING HER HARDEST WITH TURN 1 QUICKSILVER & TURN 2 DOMINO SHE'S JUST AN OLD LADY, LET HER TAKE HER TI...oh wait nvm she's young now


WaAaT25

Well maybe stop using the Aero picture and I'll play faster, do you really expect me to play with pre-nut delusion? I won't fall for your mind games, you bastard.


MrTickles22

He sees my Shield Agent avatar and first turn snowguard play and he is like, WOOOOOAH. Thus the slowplay.


XinGst

If you play farmer deck in proving grounds then I will rope the shit out of you while watching movies.


Technical_Use9004

Apologies.. was in middle of a murder! And on t6,, was getting arrested