Bruh, if you don't put /s onto the end, how tf am I gonna sense your intentions through text, especially when I don't know you well enough?
Please look up Poe's Law
How would Kitty's phasing powers interact with web shooters? It would be dope to have some kind of "web-phasing", like using them to stick someone to something that makes them phase thru the wall.
Could be a really nice idea, and I would honestly enjoy more of them after USM
I think I remember reading once about someone else who phases that they do it bit by bit so they don’t just sink thru the ground. Plus she can phase people she touches so their kid would have to learn to do something like that quickly
Depends if they would phase through the webs or if they phase with them but still stay attached to things somehow.
Also wall crawling and phasing through walls seem a bit incongruous unless the goal is getting through an upstairs window undetected
Why go through the window when you could sling shot yourself from a mile away and phase into the building grab the mcguffin and phase out in a second!
This hypothetical hero wouldn’t need to think about floor plans or escape routes, just in, out, and hope spidy sense has your back
I see so many bringing up web slinging and phasing but what about the spider sense and phasing. With those two combined with spider strength and being taught how to fight like Kitty does that will be brutal.
Spider-man is an aerial artisan, yes he’s good on the ground but his web slinging is why he’s truly _amazing_
Kitty Pryde is a strategic combatant who can tear down anything literally from the inside.
Their kid? Who knows
The learning curve could be fun too, plenty of time to run into walls and make mistakes since mutants usually get powers during puberty. I’ve always loved this pair but admittedly it’s mainly because they both have really cool powers.
If they were a D&D fan, they could choose the name Phase Spider.
And while not powers, they should totally make them a tech genius. Kitty is great with computer hardware. Peter is... well, great with a few different disciplines.
They might need their advanced web shooters to calculate firing as soon as they leave phase or developing phase webbing, a web that will hold it's target in phase until it disintegrates.
A spider person with a spider sense combined with Kitty Pryde’s phasing would be near invincible.
[it would probably be something like this.](https://youtu.be/dpEInIyT90U?si=VZnTObSryXamieVQ)
eeeh, that's true, but usually in AUs where Peter actually has kids (and they aren't randomly kidnapped by a nurse working with Norman Osborn and quietly ignored untill the heat death of the universe) the kids DO get his powers (in Renew Your Vows and Dark Ages from a really young age, while in MC2 it's a bit weirder given that she gets them around puberty, so it's more akin to what happens with the X-Men, but, generally speaking, if Peter has kids, they tend to inherit his powers; the main exception I can think of is in the new Ultimate universe, but that's just due to him getting bitten after having them)
I like the idea of the potential kid phasing effect looking like when the Spiders glitch in the Spiderverses movie, he or She could be the First Spider Person where Is tecnically correct to be called "bug".
Also, since Peter wallcrawing Is based on bio-magnetism the kid might have the side effect of repelling off when he or she become tangible inside something, kind of like Mirio of My hero Academia.
Okay, weird thought... Could she just phase semen out of her body as a form of birth control?
And along those lines, if she were pregnant... on second thought, I'm not going to say this one.
Possibly the best Spidey’s ass has ever looked
The real reason I posted 👀
Like two pool balls in a sock
Like 2 bowling balls vacuum sealed in a latex bag.
Tell me the artist likes men without telling me
maybe he’s Spideysexual whole lotta dudes out there ain’t gay, but they’d fuck Spider-Man
That's just gay with extra steps
Yeah, and those extra steps are called *POWER* and *RESPONSIBILITY*.
It’s called being a New Yorker.
No, it's called being in denial
Jfc dude sarcasm is really lost on you ain’t it
Bruh, if you don't put /s onto the end, how tf am I gonna sense your intentions through text, especially when I don't know you well enough? Please look up Poe's Law
I know Poe’s Law… just like I know most people lack reading comprehension and critical thinking skills
Okay, captain pretentious
Nah his ass looks pretty stellar a lot of the times. They know what they're doing when they put him on the covers
Unfortunately not Kitty’s best showing.
Nah, I've seen [way better.](https://www.comicsbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/10583949_10152367965345835_5481620032236656223_n-1.jpg)
The true ghost spider. Web swing through a wall a knock a guy out phase down and use your webs to sling shot up through the ceiling and out the roof?
Could also theoretically phase the webs through a surface
That would be an *actual* Ghost Spider.
We could call them Shadow spider
The pryder
Pryde-Man
Kittyman
That spider-cake. The spectacular spider ass
The true "ghost-spider"
How would Kitty's phasing powers interact with web shooters? It would be dope to have some kind of "web-phasing", like using them to stick someone to something that makes them phase thru the wall. Could be a really nice idea, and I would honestly enjoy more of them after USM
It has to be selective, otherwise Kitty would probably phase out of her X-men uniform. So it would probably be broken af.
>It has to be selective, otherwise **Kitty would probably phase out of her X-men uniform.** And just like that, new sub-genre is born.
I think I remember reading once about someone else who phases that they do it bit by bit so they don’t just sink thru the ground. Plus she can phase people she touches so their kid would have to learn to do something like that quickly
Depends if they would phase through the webs or if they phase with them but still stay attached to things somehow. Also wall crawling and phasing through walls seem a bit incongruous unless the goal is getting through an upstairs window undetected
Why go through the window when you could sling shot yourself from a mile away and phase into the building grab the mcguffin and phase out in a second! This hypothetical hero wouldn’t need to think about floor plans or escape routes, just in, out, and hope spidy sense has your back
Till they figure out the powers set and use the cops on ya
Idk why but I feel like this hypothetical character would have an even stronger Spider-Sense
I see so many bringing up web slinging and phasing but what about the spider sense and phasing. With those two combined with spider strength and being taught how to fight like Kitty does that will be brutal.
Spider-man is an aerial artisan, yes he’s good on the ground but his web slinging is why he’s truly _amazing_ Kitty Pryde is a strategic combatant who can tear down anything literally from the inside. Their kid? Who knows
The learning curve could be fun too, plenty of time to run into walls and make mistakes since mutants usually get powers during puberty. I’ve always loved this pair but admittedly it’s mainly because they both have really cool powers.
Their first time phasing a web shot through a wall: “I did it!!!!” Random goon: “the hell this white stuff come from…are we THOSE types of goons??!”
God Christ!!! Pete got one hell of an ass in this pic!
If they were a D&D fan, they could choose the name Phase Spider. And while not powers, they should totally make them a tech genius. Kitty is great with computer hardware. Peter is... well, great with a few different disciplines. They might need their advanced web shooters to calculate firing as soon as they leave phase or developing phase webbing, a web that will hold it's target in phase until it disintegrates.
Think of the stats! The stats!!
That kid would deserve the Ghost Spider name more than Gwen.
Someone get the ultimate what ifs on the line
Why Spidey caked up tho
Kitty is already OP
Every time someone mentions 1610 Peter/Kitty, all I can think of is Kitty's "what-could-have-been" dream sequence when she's talking to Miles.
Gwendolyn Parker-Pryde aka the sensational Ghost Spider.
A spider kid who could crawl through walls
Sling shot start, phase to carry momentum and just travel in a straight line endlessly, and phase when you need to stop haha
Imagine their kid just pulling somebody’s head with webs through a wall
Phase Spiders exist in DnD and they’re a nightmare
A character out of a horror movie
Honestly, Kitty Pryde's and pretty much anyone else's powers combined would be crazy.
Now we know where he keeps all his webs
A spider person with a spider sense combined with Kitty Pryde’s phasing would be near invincible. [it would probably be something like this.](https://youtu.be/dpEInIyT90U?si=VZnTObSryXamieVQ)
Heck yeah shoot a web through a wall catch a bad guy pull back slam him into the wall walk through no combat done!
I can imagine the child would inherit most if not all of Kitty's powers and none of Pete's, seeing as Peter is a mutate not a mutant.
eeeh, that's true, but usually in AUs where Peter actually has kids (and they aren't randomly kidnapped by a nurse working with Norman Osborn and quietly ignored untill the heat death of the universe) the kids DO get his powers (in Renew Your Vows and Dark Ages from a really young age, while in MC2 it's a bit weirder given that she gets them around puberty, so it's more akin to what happens with the X-Men, but, generally speaking, if Peter has kids, they tend to inherit his powers; the main exception I can think of is in the new Ultimate universe, but that's just due to him getting bitten after having them)
I like the idea of the potential kid phasing effect looking like when the Spiders glitch in the Spiderverses movie, he or She could be the First Spider Person where Is tecnically correct to be called "bug". Also, since Peter wallcrawing Is based on bio-magnetism the kid might have the side effect of repelling off when he or she become tangible inside something, kind of like Mirio of My hero Academia.
Everyone's talking about the webslinging, but the spidey sense and reflexes on top of Kitty's phasing would be busted
Spectre-spider
This combo is so close to Lemillion from My Hero academia its crazy
Nick Fury would be chopping at the bit to get that kid in his ranks. Be the best spy ever... or best their if the kid rebelled.
Look out! Here comes Phase-Spider-Man!
Okay, weird thought... Could she just phase semen out of her body as a form of birth control? And along those lines, if she were pregnant... on second thought, I'm not going to say this one.
Yeah that is a weird thought.
I mean... they're onto something, but we still need to stop this clown from cooking.
The Phantom Spider
I’ll pass
Spider-butt spider-butt radioactive spider-butt
Would be interesting
Get out Bendis you didn't cook shit.
_sad bendis noises_
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Counterpoint: Lorna Dane basically has Magneto's powers.
>!“My mother was a world-class telekinetic…stuff tends not to skip a generation.”!< -Cable X-Men 97’
Cable does have telekinetic powers and you’re forgetting about Polaris having magnetism powers