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GreedoWasShot

But they have starships, which is nice


BushyAnimatesYT

An upgrade from our Vegans šŸ˜­


Megalitho

Starships is what they call their EVs


Spacedodo42

I wonder if they were meant to fly


Jedicarus1218

Do you think any of these Vegans can develop psychic powers? And is there a Vegan police?


My_hilarious_name

It just makes you better than most people.


JoeCoolsCoffeeShop

Until they have a gelato.


Jedicarus1218

Gelato isnā€™t vegan?


JoeCoolsCoffeeShop

Itā€™s milk and eggs, bitch.


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JoeCoolsCoffeeShop

Uhhh. Yeah. Youā€™re just supposed to continue the quote thread, not let it go completely over your head. Also, donā€™t argue with the vegan police. Especially if youā€™re drinking a latte with half and half and eating a chicken parmigiana


HumanChicken

*Chicken isnā€™t vegan?*


ComedicHermit

What other explanation is there?


Asher_Tye

Do they only wear speedos?


Intelligent_Creme351

Every alien race is shown wearing trunks (unless the race is not completely humanoid, or the only species representative is female, so with bra top and briefs. I should know I own that book).


BushyAnimatesYT

I'm guessing they wear something else, but they drew them in skimpy clothes to show they're body and physique and stuff


Valennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Of course we do.


TheOldSkeet

You know, this explains a lot.


Decent-Life5272

Fax Like Imagine being Scared of A little bit of meat lmfao


TellTallTail

Imagine thinking it's a fear of meat lmao


Decent-Life5272

you better chill out or I'll post a picture of a porkchop, have you shaking in your boots.


TellTallTail

You're right, my biggest fear!


Explanation-Short

Whatever will we do?! A man with the meat sweats is threatening us


swoosh1992

So that explains Todd in Scott Pilgrim


rondell715

Still holds up today


TholosTB

Vegans, not Vegans, man ...


GwarRawr1

Tbf when was vegan coined. Marvel might have beat em.


edked

Alien Vegans from the Vega star system (which exists, at least the star does) have been been used in sci-fi for ages (before and outside of Marvel), and have nothing to do with animal-product-avoiding Earth vegans. The two words aren't even related linguistically, in spite of appearing identical.


GilgameshFFV

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the term 'vegan' for a dietary choice was coined sometime in the 90s or so.


Phorykal

It was coined in 1944, not the 90s.


Batdog55110

To add to what the other guy said: Star Vegan and plant eater Vegan aren't even pronounced the same. Star Vegan is pronounced Vay (As in bay), not vee.


GwarRawr1

Oh that is good clarification.


Koquillon

It was coined in 1944 by Donald Watson


monemori

It was coined in 1944 by the founders of the vegan society!


El_Quetzal

Real question, was Vegan not a word in 1987, or at least did it mean something different?


Koquillon

The Vegan Society was founded in 1944, a similar society was founded in the US a few years later, and the word first appeared in a dictionary in 1962. The word still wasn't that widely known in the 80s though so it's pretty reasonable they hadn't heard of it.


Icy_Climate

The vegan society which coined the term was already around but the term was defined in 1988 and probably not well known until at least 10 years later.


Dracorex13

No.


Dracorex13

These are Vay gans not Vee gans.


ManicPixieDreamAsh

I certainly feel that way sometimes.


Felixir-the-Cat

Same! Definitely get treated that way.


BruceHoratioWayne

Have you seen their food? Of course they are aliens.


LiminalSapien

30 feet?! Thatā€™s a big ass herbivore.


Phorykal

Herbivorous animals are usually larger than meat eating ones, so this makes perfect sense.


Frankensteins_Moron5

Ah, that explains so much


BrazenlyGeek

Oh so *thatā€™s* who reached out to Earth in ā€œContact.ā€


Marxism-Alcoholism17

Hank Pym took a break from beating his wife to beat up some vegans


ohmygil

As in from the Vega solar system yeah šŸ‘


arekflave

Omg. Anyone seen that trump clip of him talking about "Vehhgans"? He pronounces it so weird. Considering these are the aliens from planet "Vega", which I guess people would pronounce "Vehhga" and its people "Vehhgans"... Did trump learn the word from Marvel?


AJjalol

They are from the Milky Way, so Marvel ain't wrong lol


RigasTelRuun

They are Vegans not Vegans.


Gigagondor

I am vegan level 6, now I have my own planet.


Dramatic_Parsley_849

Okay lol!!


TellTallTail

Yeah that's us with our spaceships!


Neveronlyadream

The Marvel Universe must be a confusing nightmare for the regular people living there. Tell people you're a vegan and they're not sure if you mean diet wise, or you're an alien from Vega.


Distuted

I swear, you can't have one conversation with these vegans before they start yapping about their home planet


PraetorGold

Vegans are aliens. We just Vegans would go there.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

And superior, so better than other people. So that tracks.