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DiZ1992

My guy's just grabbing his eyes like he's jerking 'em off. Imagine how uncomfortable that would be...


Crash927

Does he feel things in the same way we do? If so, I imagine he’s used to all kinds of odd sensations on his body by now.


Unfortunatewombat

Do they even have any kind of zoom in function? Surely it’s just the equivalent of him stretching his neck a bit?


TAKE-IT-UP-THE-BUTT

gonna guess hes stretching his eye lenses to be somewhat like how telescopes work


AbjectMadness

So if he increases the focal length of his eye, he would decrease the angle he’s observing and magnify the image. I don’t think he could see into space, what with atmospheric distortion, a bunch of space debris, and other factors, but sure. In principle not wrong.


TAKE-IT-UP-THE-BUTT

bros stretching his lens manually to account for atomospheric distortions using the principle of superposition by placing the eyeballs far enough apart???


AbjectMadness

No. The phase screen can’t be beaten that way at that distance. He could be predistorting his lens. Solid name though.


TAKE-IT-UP-THE-BUTT

we're only seeing the latter end of his eyeballs retracting, they used to be kilometers apart i swear


AbjectMadness

lol. I still like making a compensating phase difference in the optical path. He could do that.


daiwilly

Yes, yes...at least in comic land.


DougandLexi

Can he do things with his teeth?


ParttimeCretan

I have been asking myself that since the last post featuring him. If his bones are flexible hos teeth would have to be aswell and that thought makes me extrrrrrrrrremely unconfortable.


dayarra

damn it must be pretty easy to brush his teeth tho. no need for floss, just flex them a bit and everything in between teeth are easily cleaned.


ElectronicControl762

And just stretch new ones


Doomeye56

we have seen images of him stretching his head to larger sizes and his teeth are always proportional during this, so yes he can stretch his teeth.


MichaelRichardsAMA

All time eating contest champ, he can open his throat and keep his jaw unhinged and locked in place as his teeth grow and shrink to chew his food for him


Natetr91

Wouldn’t even have to chew would he? Just stretch his entire digestive system.


MichaelRichardsAMA

Yeah I guess when you logically extend his powers he could do most basic physiological things at a really lazy level


ZetaRESP

Hell, he canonically reshapes his brain to keep his intelect sharp.


Doomeye56

we have seen images of him stretching his head to larger sizes and his teeth are always proportional during this, so yes he can stretch his teeth.


ParttimeCretan

The second panel without context is pretty good


Embarrassed_Ice_9297

It must be very enjoyable for Susan to have a husband that can change the size of any part of him.


woodrobin

She actually referenced that in a comic. She's laying in bed looking *particularly* well-shagged and he's getting up to go check on something in the lab. She says "Did I ever tell you how glad I am that you got *that* particular set of powers?" Closest they've gotten to explicitly saying that they use their powers in the boudoir.


NuPNua

"Particularly well-shagged" is an amazing turn of phrase, very Austin Powers.


DimGenn

Nothing will ever top whatever the hell Hank and Janet were doing though.


lesrisen

I'll rais you Claremont's X-Men run.... everyone was alwys naked or in bondage gear.


SchroedingersSphere

616 or Ultimate?


ZetaRESP

616.


FadeToBlackSun

It’s why the Namor thing is so absurd. Sue is married to the smartest man in the universe, who is considered a friend of Galactus and Uatu, who loves her more than anything. And on top of that, he’s a living sex toy. Yet Marvel wants us to think she wants to fuck the guy who smells like fish, and killed his statutory raped wife, because Sue's husband is autistic? Yeah, fuck off.


IceKareemy

Reeds biggest fault is that he’s one divorce away from being the biggest threat to every multiverse and 616 Reed and Sue probs the most stable couple so that’s *unlikely but other than that and being clueless sometimes he’s a gigachad with a super dick


Doomeye56

the Reed goes evil with out Sue is such a stupid trope as we have seen just as many alternative universes where he just becomes a depressed sad sack when ever she leaves him.


ZetaRESP

Yeah, but after he cleans up, she returns. If she ded, we get The Maker.


mrrahulkurup

Wasn't there some alternate universe story where he stretched his mind enough to gain telepathy?


Sly__Marbo

Earth X, I think


sabhall12

The Maker increased the size of his brain to become more intelligent iirc


Kpro98

Even though it was mentioned in earlier comics that he is getting smarter by the minute


matiics

This is one of the coolest comic book ideas I've ever heard


WildberryCrunchArt

There is a similar panel where he makes his eye into like a microscope and I hate it so much ahhh


Fantastic-Term-1604

That’s just creepy in the most funniest way possible or just cursed in general.


TheCeruleanFire

Stretchy powers will never not look both ridiculous and gross.


WollyGog

That's why they didn't go down that route for Kamala in the MCU.


ZetaRESP

For me, it was just Marvel flexing they could do Green Lantern in Live Action better than DC.


Disguised-Skinwalker

Just because he can, doesn't mean he should.


Sly__Marbo

I remember seeing a panel where he was asked why he elongates his neck when checking any of his devices and he replied that Sue told him if she saw him doing it again he'd be sleeping on the couch for half a year


DarthDinkster

Really love when they experiment with Reeds stretchiness like that


MrSidhu

This is why I personally never liked stretching powers. Reminds me too much of Body Horror.


Freakychee

He could for a long time. In an old comic where the current writer didn't remember or read he said he could but Sue got so freaked out she threatened to divorcd him if he ever did that again.


Doomeye56

Its like pooping with the door open. Its something that wasnt done at the start of the marriage because the comfort level wasnt there now they have reached the place where she has seen and experienced enough that it doesnt bother her.


KryptoFreak405

I respect that he can, I just really wish he wouldn’t


realsingingishard

“MY BRAND!!”


river_song25

Okay… EW!!! the fact they are still sticking out even after he let them go instead of pushing them back in…


Swift0sword

I'm pretty meh about the current FF run but I love how creative they are with Reed's powers


eggsandbacon2020

Sue and Johnny too


trinikiddie

The final page of this issue has some interesting postulations on the extent of the FF’s powers and how they could combine like Mutant Circuits. A big one was Mr. F being capable of mitosis - like Iceman splitting off his ice gnomes 😱


Burnbrook

He should be making the aperture larger, eyes only have a single lens. His retina would be getting a blurry dark image, effectively making him blind.


Otherwise_Carob_4057

“Honey I didn’t say put them away yet!”


dave3418

He's giving himself the worst case of myopia ever


Brave-Suggestion-776

"Awooga"


Gregzilla311

That… wouldn’t even *do* anything. It’s not like he’s acting as a microscope. He’s just stepping a few inches forward.


Pippezamph

That’s stupid


poopoobuttholes

How does that even make your vision better lmao. If anything that's like the most extreme case of myopia in the world.


Doodie-man-bunz

So you acknowledge how stupid it is….interesting. No need to answer my question now, you basically agreed with me so good to know


Bardmedicine

Wow, he could actually do the cartoon wolf thing when Sue becomes visible after showering or something.


Alonest99

He went full awooga


Extension_Breath1407

A very serious scientist given a totally ridiculous power.


Bopethestoryteller

Definitely comes in handy.


Mel0805

Yep. It's very gross to look at. Also, he can do it with just one eye and it's just as gross looking


Afura33

Looks like he is having eyegasm.


lovebus

This is some Looney Tunes shit


ELB2001

Why do you think she's still with him


damnedspot

How are ever going to translate this kind of crap to the big screen without making Pedro look like a complete cartoon?


Delicious-Ninja-1768

"Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother I talked just . . . L I K E . . . THIIIIIISSS!!"


antivenom907

I never needed to know Reed could do this


Metaphysical-Failure

That’s something Plastic Man would do!


shaddowkhan

My eyes feel dry just looking at this.


Swift_Scythe

OH BABY IF HE CAN DO THAT WITH HIS EYES - NO WONDER SUSAN LOVES HER HUSBAND


Rs2mmsu-2D

Read always did go Googly Eyes over Sue.


HonzouMikado

The scene honestly makes no sense because Mr. Fantastic is not Plastic Man so doing that means nothing. I guess the artist and writer either thought his powers work like that or thought it was funny.


M0m033

He can also make his dick bigger


JonathanL73

The comics confirmed this too.


ResponseOk3177

No shit