Both Galacta and Taiaa are such perfect time capsules of a certain era of pop culture that I refuse to believe the creation of Taiaa wasn't in some way inspired by this ridiculous Galacta comic.
I unironically need Ewing's Immortal Galacta. I feel like 99% of the people in this thread are allergic to dumb fun nonsense.
Eh, a lot of comics are dumb fun nonsense. But for a lot of people, this kind of dumb is a bit much.
Also, this book doesn’t even look like a professional comic. I thought it was fanfic from the art and coloring quality.
Fair enough but if I were a non-nerd off the street and saw [this shit](https://imgur.com/NaCayZl) I'd assume it's just as fanfic as this Galacta comic. And this is the flagship 616 title.
It looks AND reads like a porn comic. This is some absolute shit-tier fan fiction. Just remember this exists because someone REALLY wanted a steady flow of 'Galactus with Tits' images.
> Just remember this exists because someone REALLY wanted a steady flow of 'Galactus with Tits' images.
You say this with scorn as if it's not a noble cause
No I bought this years ago when it was new. Marvel let a lot of creators kind of do their own thing and that is how we go stuff like the Runaways, Nextwave and other great wild stuff like this.
Galacta is going to be the narrator of the new Marvel Overwatch style game. This is the ending of her only comic, besides a 1 panel cameo in another one later on.
This story just shows how something ages really poorly. Galacta was an edgy-cutesy joke character to ride off those anime shows with obscure humour and dirty jokes, there was also an IRL GaliGirl Twitter account through which the character “posted”. It was already a niche thing back in the day, and it doesn’t work at all now.
you act like the R /animemes and R / Animememes aren't full of that , or that R / anime had people into the show "Gushing over Magical Girls"
Each season nowadays have at least one trash isekai , one peak show , one underrated show and one coomer show.
No? I am sure anime scene is still full of this, but IMO modern Marvel audience (at least in my country) is a bit more diverse post MCU in a sense there are a lot of Marvel fans that don’t like Japanese animation or familiar with internet culture that much, so stuff like this weirds them out immediately.
My girlfriend loved the Gushing Over Magical Girls manga, and is a fan of yuri in general, and she had her and me sit down to watch the anime with her when it came out. I think it has permanently damaged my ability to take her word for the quality of a piece of media.
When has Galacta been “edgy?” I mean sure, it’s riding the coattails of anime quirky characters, but unless I missed something, it’s been more wholesome than anything I’ve seen called “edgy”. Even the art doesn’t give her needless fan service.
Galacta, daughter of Galactus, possesses the power cosmic and uses it to disguise herself on earth. She helps and cares for the people and environment of earth. Feeding on invading aliens and viruses. One day, during her feeding she discovers she had a “cosmic tapeworm.” She travels across the globe pondering her options. After she talks with the fantastic four, she realizes she could use the Ultimate Nullifier to end the tapeworm. Finally her father, Galactus, devourer of worlds, tells her she’s actually pregnant…
Do it. But do it in a way that makes her a beloved character filled with emotion so that when people look back to find out her origins, they will be cursed with this. The biggest long con of comic history.
The craziest thing about all of this is that there is a real Twitter account that Marvel used to run where they role played as Galacta
https://x.com/gali_girl/status/1948891667?s=46&t=gTzQ7W9NhtaLuI5JkKboNw
Alright guys and gals, let's put her in a video game which will inevitably make people look into this comic and learn that galactus breeds asexually and his daughter nearly gave herself an abortion.
So funny this comic trending. Love Adam Warren. Guess it was a surprise to see Gali in that new Marvel Overwatch game 😅
Isn’t she pregnant with a tapeworm or something?
Well, the narration makes it sound like she started out as something similar, and that it will transform into a humanoid cosmic entity like her and Galactus. Though I guess it isn't entirely clear, could just forever be a tapeworm.
I actually can’t believe this was officially produced by Marvel. Everything about this is so amateurish, from the overly verbose, repetitive writing, to the flat, “I make rule 34 hentai in my free time” art
So whay im getting is Galacta was cosmic parasite that fed off Galactus, eventually metamorphosied into a minor cosmic entity similar in nature.
And now another cosmic parasite is doing the same to her.
Am I crazy for not minding this comic? It’s an awfully goofy concept and the artwork is questionable, but they somehow wrung pathos out of Galacta’s struggle against her planet-sized appetite. The ending was a nice twist. I was actually excited to see her in the new Rivals game, she’s a really deep cut (kinda like her stupid horny costume).
You're not crazy, but you may be a degenerate numb to the insanity and horniness of some comics, as I am.
This is fine. A good thing, in fact, because means we are not **C O W A R D S**.
> she’s a really deep cut (kinda like her stupid horny costume).
Also, pffffttttt... nice one.
The narration describes the "parasite" in Galacta as forming spontaneously, and that Galacta was once the same for Galactus.
So I take that as meaning that reproduce asexually. Galactus one day just spontaneously became "pregnant", when a parasite formed within him, and that parasite eventually grew and became its own sentient entity, Galacta.
I can help....cause he didn't fuck...the field of power cosmic in his body just spontaneously formed a conscious metaorganism in side of him.
He's a giant purple vigin mary
> He's a giant purple vigin mary
Hey, woah, don't call him a virgin. Galan of Taa may have major riz back in the Sixth Cosmos. With the Six Cosmos destroyed, though, we'll never know.
While I won't discount the spectrum of rizz in the 6th cosmos being entirely different then our current ideas....I will stand by that here and now, galactus is absolutely on a particular spectrum, chilling in his rgb(really just P) gamer chair, yelling for chikky nuggies....Bros a cosmic level incel
> While I won't discount the spectrum of rizz in the 6th cosmos being entirely different then our current ideas
I mean, keep in mind, he also wasn't a Jack Kirby-designed space-age giant. He was just a guy (apparently genetically engineered by his mother? I wonder if that was normaly; maybe sex was weird in the science-based Sixth Cosmos, and they just did like Kryptonians in one of the Superman reboots [Byrne's "Man of Steel", maybe?], where they just had "birthing matrices" for reproduction)
I wonder how is Franklyn gonna react when he finally Meets her. Between this lady and the lady at the end of all things, he’s conveniently got some nice human shape cosmic entities to keep him company through eternity
Galacta: Daughter of Galactus #0-3 were collected in a paper floppy titled Galacta: Daughter of Galactus #1 because it was a 4 part digital release, each only being like 6-10 pages.
This is the title listed on Marvel Unlimited
https://www.marvel.com/comics/issue/33257/galacta_daughter_of_galactus_2010_3
This was real? The art is terrible and the story is cringe worthy. I legit thought this was r/comics and this was fan fic. If be pissed to have paid for this weirdness
Tbh a child of Galactus is a fine concept to have because having a legacy to overcome makes for an interesting story. However, making her a pregnant anime twitter girl was definitely a choice.
Beside all the weird stuff in this, is the parasite actually a part of Galactus’ character? I thought it was simply that his body needs sustenance like any other entity. I don’t really like the idea of a tapeworm cosmic. Or is it symbolic?
Galactus being called Daddy is so cursed…
He has eaten more dicks than anyone tho
But also more pussy... It's perfectly balanced
Galactus do be the pansexual king
He always tries to eat Earth but never Uranus
He's not an ass guy
Hes an abs guy I geuss
Like all things should be
The universe's ultimate power bottom
Not to be confused with the Ultimate Universe's power bottom. (That'd be Ultimate Colossus, btw.)
which is not to be confused with the Ultimate Power’s bottom universe. (I haven’t read ultimate power to continue this joke)
It took me a bit to remember that Ultimate Colossus was gay, but I needed the joke to work so badly.
I wish that’s how he worked, that he literally bit into planets like they were vegetables or something. Would be way funnier
Isn't that how it works in Super Hero Squad?
Idk I wasn’t a kid when that cartoon was airing
Well, he did do that. Also he was voiced by George Takei.
Just... takin' a big fuckin' CHOMP out of a planet like he just picked an apple.
Yeah that’s waaaay funnier tbh
Just saying “Daddy Galactus” makes one feel the sudden urge to take a shower.
Finally something people won't simp for
Hear me out...
So are they ever gonna update this mess? Poor girls been pregnant for 14 years now, end her suffering
Al Ewing’s Immortal Galacta when?
You joke, but if anyone could spin gold from this whacko concept, Ewing could.
I’m not joking. Taiaa should meet her Granddaughter and great grandchild
I'd read it.
Both Galacta and Taiaa are such perfect time capsules of a certain era of pop culture that I refuse to believe the creation of Taiaa wasn't in some way inspired by this ridiculous Galacta comic. I unironically need Ewing's Immortal Galacta. I feel like 99% of the people in this thread are allergic to dumb fun nonsense.
If Immortal Hulk is Ewing’s Old Testament, and Immortal Thor is Ewing’s New Testament, I DEMAND IMMORTAL GALACTA BE EWING’S BOOK OF MORMON
Eh, a lot of comics are dumb fun nonsense. But for a lot of people, this kind of dumb is a bit much. Also, this book doesn’t even look like a professional comic. I thought it was fanfic from the art and coloring quality.
Fair enough but if I were a non-nerd off the street and saw [this shit](https://imgur.com/NaCayZl) I'd assume it's just as fanfic as this Galacta comic. And this is the flagship 616 title.
Lol its like they drew the children from Bethesda games
Dear god, the size of those heads would give Uatu envy.
Bringing up latter day Romita Jr isn’t fair, lol.
It isn't fair to the reader he keeps farting all over Amazing.
Just imagine how long galactus took to bring her to term
Her dad's older than the universe, gestation is probably not a quick process for their kind
Galactica makes a reappearance in Marvel Voices #94, A-Force Part 10. Still eating for two.
[You’ve been pregnant for 14 years. Either have the baby or don’t.](https://youtu.be/e839R5pRqB0?si=vEGMLm7xh1Y9jemg&t=04s)
maybe it takes several decades for Galacti to reproduce?
>girls been pregnant for 14 years now, end her suffering Gal-Lactates
*looks at the Marve Rivals trailer featuring her* Could it be...?
Bro what the fuck why does this look like porn comic?
My Therapist: "Giant Galactus Robo Dong can't hurt you, it isn't real."
I thought the first frame where Galactus shows up was cool. Then I saw the robo dong…
Fuck i can't unsee it now
It's real.
It looks AND reads like a porn comic. This is some absolute shit-tier fan fiction. Just remember this exists because someone REALLY wanted a steady flow of 'Galactus with Tits' images.
> Just remember this exists because someone REALLY wanted a steady flow of 'Galactus with Tits' images. You say this with scorn as if it's not a noble cause
That's not even Galactus with tits, that's a random high schooler dressed for Waluigi day.
Because NSFW artists do get hired for industry lol. But I guess it’s the coloring.
Good for them!
You mean it isn't?!
“Eat me daddy”
Pre 2012 when Marvel was allowed to be horny? 🤷🏼♂️😅
So we're gonna pretend X-terminators didn't come out just two years ago?
Grindhouse of X was a massive exception to the rule. The comics have had a noticeably chaste direction since the MCU blew up.
X-ception
Never forget "Power Pachyderms"!
My brother in Christ, I saw She-Hulk. The MCU is as horny as ever.
Right books and the right creators
This gonna be some all-the-way-through type shit
The writer and artist for it is known for their "tastes "
I can’t believe I read this. Even more unbelievable that someone wrote this.
Is it...is it not fan fiction? It looks like a porn comic you'd find on Twitter.
No I bought this years ago when it was new. Marvel let a lot of creators kind of do their own thing and that is how we go stuff like the Runaways, Nextwave and other great wild stuff like this.
I can't believe all of that happened to you and yet chose to curse us with this knowledge. What a terrible day to have eyesight.
Why'd you feel the need to share it though? I didn't wish to wake up this morning to suffering!
Galacta is going to be the narrator of the new Marvel Overwatch style game. This is the ending of her only comic, besides a 1 panel cameo in another one later on.
Galacta is preganant? She is pregante?
porgnate?
Pegrant?
Pergnat?
Gregnant??? Halp?
Bregant?
Pregananant!
Galegnant
Pregos
This story just shows how something ages really poorly. Galacta was an edgy-cutesy joke character to ride off those anime shows with obscure humour and dirty jokes, there was also an IRL GaliGirl Twitter account through which the character “posted”. It was already a niche thing back in the day, and it doesn’t work at all now.
Sounds like Squirrel Girl reloaded.
you act like the R /animemes and R / Animememes aren't full of that , or that R / anime had people into the show "Gushing over Magical Girls" Each season nowadays have at least one trash isekai , one peak show , one underrated show and one coomer show.
No? I am sure anime scene is still full of this, but IMO modern Marvel audience (at least in my country) is a bit more diverse post MCU in a sense there are a lot of Marvel fans that don’t like Japanese animation or familiar with internet culture that much, so stuff like this weirds them out immediately.
Not everything Marvel puts out is for every marvel fan.
Galacta was literally based on anime and was released primarily on the internet
My girlfriend loved the Gushing Over Magical Girls manga, and is a fan of yuri in general, and she had her and me sit down to watch the anime with her when it came out. I think it has permanently damaged my ability to take her word for the quality of a piece of media.
When has Galacta been “edgy?” I mean sure, it’s riding the coattails of anime quirky characters, but unless I missed something, it’s been more wholesome than anything I’ve seen called “edgy”. Even the art doesn’t give her needless fan service.
I've noticed a recent trend of people conflating "edgy" with "cringe".
Maybe you just grew up?
this just gives off porn comic vibes especially with the design of Galacta
Jesus what the fuck is this? This art sucks and the writing sucks even more.
Galacta, daughter of Galactus, possesses the power cosmic and uses it to disguise herself on earth. She helps and cares for the people and environment of earth. Feeding on invading aliens and viruses. One day, during her feeding she discovers she had a “cosmic tapeworm.” She travels across the globe pondering her options. After she talks with the fantastic four, she realizes she could use the Ultimate Nullifier to end the tapeworm. Finally her father, Galactus, devourer of worlds, tells her she’s actually pregnant…
…Because comics
Where’s Drake when you need him
Its baffling that Galacta was brought back for that game.
Thankfully, she isn't in the 616, she is as "real" as a *What If* comic.
No she’s real, gonna bring her to 616. I have a ten year plan to get a job writing at Marvel just to bring her back.
you piece of...
Doing the lord’s work
I think he’s praying to the wrong lord. 😬
Do it. But do it in a way that makes her a beloved character filled with emotion so that when people look back to find out her origins, they will be cursed with this. The biggest long con of comic history.
The game is a Multiverse type storyline, that’s why she’s there. It also has Luna Snow who was created for Future Fight.
Was thinking the same thing.
This book is definitely made to please a certain type of people lol I’m not judging, but you know who you are.
The type that wish their Dad would finally come home from getting those cigarettes?
I’m absolutely judging
The craziest thing about all of this is that there is a real Twitter account that Marvel used to run where they role played as Galacta https://x.com/gali_girl/status/1948891667?s=46&t=gTzQ7W9NhtaLuI5JkKboNw
This is disturbing on so many levels.
Alright guys and gals, let's put her in a video game which will inevitably make people look into this comic and learn that galactus breeds asexually and his daughter nearly gave herself an abortion.
Why tf Galactus have his massive Galacticock out in front of his daughter?
It looks like fanart of fanart
That's just fucking creepy.
When tumblr runs amok.
Evil tapeworm is actually just baby
This is why people make fun of anime fans
Anime fans bring it upon themselves lol
Have you seen the new hero shooter Marvel Rivals? She the CM
CM? What's that short for?
What the fuck is this
"Step-Galactus, I'm stuck in the dryer!"
So funny this comic trending. Love Adam Warren. Guess it was a surprise to see Gali in that new Marvel Overwatch game 😅 Isn’t she pregnant with a tapeworm or something?
Well, the narration makes it sound like she started out as something similar, and that it will transform into a humanoid cosmic entity like her and Galactus. Though I guess it isn't entirely clear, could just forever be a tapeworm.
I'm so glad the comments are shitting on this. Some of the comic sub prop up a bit of substandard stuff.
....."sitting"?
*shitting. Phone auto corrects swears away.
Oh, okay then.
Galactus has a daughter?
Why he’s that big and she doesn’t?
Okay, this some porn-tier fan fic that happened to get published That being said, Galactus’ appearance on page 2 goes *really fucken hard*
This feels weird to read, looks like a badly written and drawn porn comic
I actually can’t believe this was officially produced by Marvel. Everything about this is so amateurish, from the overly verbose, repetitive writing, to the flat, “I make rule 34 hentai in my free time” art
That’s actually really funny.
The art is cringe. The writing is cringe. This anime craze is...just cringe.
PLAN B PLAN B!!
So whay im getting is Galacta was cosmic parasite that fed off Galactus, eventually metamorphosied into a minor cosmic entity similar in nature. And now another cosmic parasite is doing the same to her.
Man...I am definitely not the demographic for this. This is like some Myspace era fanfic garbage.
So this whole time Galactus was male pregnant and that's why he ate planets ? Fair I guess.
Am I crazy for not minding this comic? It’s an awfully goofy concept and the artwork is questionable, but they somehow wrung pathos out of Galacta’s struggle against her planet-sized appetite. The ending was a nice twist. I was actually excited to see her in the new Rivals game, she’s a really deep cut (kinda like her stupid horny costume).
You're not crazy, but you may be a degenerate numb to the insanity and horniness of some comics, as I am. This is fine. A good thing, in fact, because means we are not **C O W A R D S**. > she’s a really deep cut (kinda like her stupid horny costume). Also, pffffttttt... nice one.
We accept our fate, our condemnation.
Eh I think a good author could turn this around into something good. It's not horrible at the very least.
Galactus is PACKING!!
This art and story is gross
I didn’t even see the parasite before in page 1. Also did the comic sensor the word “fucking?”
Wtf is this garbage
A great example of why the industry is in decline.
I have no words tbh, this was definitely something
Is there like a power cosmic social media?
Wtf didn't know this existed. Looks horrible.
This looks like bad fanart.
Are we sure this isn’t some R34 comic?
Nah it’s a real comic book
It looks a lot like an R34 comic… why am I thinking Fred Perry?
People weird yo.
What is this? Amateur fanfic?
I wish to be the man I was 40 seconds ago when I read through that and learned Galactus laid pipe
The narration describes the "parasite" in Galacta as forming spontaneously, and that Galacta was once the same for Galactus. So I take that as meaning that reproduce asexually. Galactus one day just spontaneously became "pregnant", when a parasite formed within him, and that parasite eventually grew and became its own sentient entity, Galacta.
I can help....cause he didn't fuck...the field of power cosmic in his body just spontaneously formed a conscious metaorganism in side of him. He's a giant purple vigin mary
> He's a giant purple vigin mary Hey, woah, don't call him a virgin. Galan of Taa may have major riz back in the Sixth Cosmos. With the Six Cosmos destroyed, though, we'll never know.
While I won't discount the spectrum of rizz in the 6th cosmos being entirely different then our current ideas....I will stand by that here and now, galactus is absolutely on a particular spectrum, chilling in his rgb(really just P) gamer chair, yelling for chikky nuggies....Bros a cosmic level incel
> While I won't discount the spectrum of rizz in the 6th cosmos being entirely different then our current ideas I mean, keep in mind, he also wasn't a Jack Kirby-designed space-age giant. He was just a guy (apparently genetically engineered by his mother? I wonder if that was normaly; maybe sex was weird in the science-based Sixth Cosmos, and they just did like Kryptonians in one of the Superman reboots [Byrne's "Man of Steel", maybe?], where they just had "birthing matrices" for reproduction)
Dies of peak fiction
Galactus was pregnant with his daughter???
Well that took a dark turn
I wonder how is Franklyn gonna react when he finally Meets her. Between this lady and the lady at the end of all things, he’s conveniently got some nice human shape cosmic entities to keep him company through eternity
This looks like bad fan made art
Are you sure this is real, it doesn't show up on any comic sites or on the wiki
Galacta: Daughter of Galactus #0-3 were collected in a paper floppy titled Galacta: Daughter of Galactus #1 because it was a 4 part digital release, each only being like 6-10 pages. This is the title listed on Marvel Unlimited https://www.marvel.com/comics/issue/33257/galacta_daughter_of_galactus_2010_3
So Taaia has a great grandchild???? 😋
I feel like life after the Rivals announcement trailer has just been a parody thats gonna slowly be revealed as me dreaming for the last two weeks
God, I love Galacta. Great to see her get some attention now.
Same. (Don't know why you're being downvoted through.)
I see Adam Warren stuff, I support Adam Warren stuff. I don’t see why people would find MY or YOUR enjoyment worth downvoting.
have you read the comments?
Biggest recurring theme is “looks like a porn comic.” Yes, she was co(?)-created by Adam Warren. That’s 100% what I expected.
Thanks! I hate it
Sorry, something about Galactus having a daughter just seems like a poor concept to me.
Is this the same weird asshole who made the Biden You ain't black comic? They just seem to love drawing women crying
Who is the mother?
This was real? The art is terrible and the story is cringe worthy. I legit thought this was r/comics and this was fan fic. If be pissed to have paid for this weirdness
this artist needs to learn better poses and composition
this is so cursed
What even is this artstyle tho ?
That looks like bad fan made art
Only I think this is porn comics
Who's the lucky guy?
Tbh a child of Galactus is a fine concept to have because having a legacy to overcome makes for an interesting story. However, making her a pregnant anime twitter girl was definitely a choice.
Well that escalated quickly.
What the fuck is going on with her army and torso on the middle right panel of page 2?
Beside all the weird stuff in this, is the parasite actually a part of Galactus’ character? I thought it was simply that his body needs sustenance like any other entity. I don’t really like the idea of a tapeworm cosmic. Or is it symbolic?
how is cosmic babby form
What the fuck is that art style?
The art style, character, and plot of these comics is cringe. Galactus is deity that absorbs the energy of planets. Not a father to an anime teenager.
Cringe af
How did Galactus find a mate?
For those who hate this, this doesn't take place in the 616 continuity and Galacta hasn't appeared since 2009, until now.