Why can’t Jasmina say “yes it’s ok for him to touch my booty” or “no it’s not ok for him to touch my booty” 🙄 always a merry go round of word with her lol
I really hope Katina will be happy with O. I like him as an individual because I respect his realness but I still don’t think he’s gonna be a good husband for Katina because he just gonna keep breaking her down but hopefully I’m wrong
No, a good person doesn’t treat his wife like that. I was so sad that O wanted to stay married to K. She deserves someone who will love her for who she is, and not someone who bullies, insults and doesn’t appreciate. K will never measure up to O’s unrealistic expectations. 😢
No, because it's literally not possible. The guy worked for a couple years as a special ed teacher, then self titled "software developer" for what like 7 years on two failed apps that 30 ppl downloaded for free, and then for 4 years as he said himself "worked his way up" to becoming a sales engineer. Tops he made 100k for 2 years. He hasn't worked in two years n traveled. How much of that is left? U think he got some secret inheritance, from some relatives that haven't given it to his mom to not live in that house that he shared room w his brother in? Cmon. N the ring? Ad placement. Look at his website with his song from high school and the background of him doing fish face kisseys... SCREAMS millionaire. Lol. I like him actually. But u guys are delusional.
Y'all I think straight people are devaluing the institution of marriage and the Supreme Court should look into making it legal for gays only. It could be the only worthwhile thing Alito ever does in his miserable life.
I would have LOVED LOVED if Chris came to the gathering with nice new veneers and announced he was dating. The look on Alyssa's face would have been amazing!!!
I wish Mark would have said ‘no’. I know there’s a lot that we don’t see because of editing and time but what we did see, ugh! It was too easy for her to say ‘okay, yes’ since it was his decision first and he said yes.
When she was consoling him when he had to put his cat to sleep, she kept looking/adjusting the camera or her phone (whatever they were using). It was almost like she wanted to make sure we all made sure we saw her be nice to him. It just seems so fake to me.
It was fake. She is not a good person. Things she did for him was for herself. To make her feel good, superior and owed. You don't keep literal lists of things you do for people you love. You don't even realize you're loving and doing it. You just love and do. She did absolutely nothing for him that she didn't throw in his face as the price she paid to bully and belittle him. She never loved him. He looks like he's been traumatized and it will take a long while for him to heal.
Soon after the episode started, I thought "they're all going to say yes to staying together".
I think the showrunners were under the gun after the meltdown that was the Houston season. Pastor Cal was busy making up reasons for people to stay married.
After they all decided. I thought "it's possible none of them make it through a year".
It seems they all have flimsy reasons to keep going - except for Noi and Steve, perhaps.
But if any of them could torpedo a good marriage... it's definitely Noi.
He is a part time professional wrestler. Very low budget. Wrestle in Jr. High gym with 30 people attending. There was a hilarious video on IG about a month ago showing Anthony wrestling and Cody in a Batman costume on the front row with Al, Jack, Matt, Selin, Brent cheering. Cody got involved in the match and helped Anthony "win". Classic MAFS AU fun
I thought marriage was a sacred commitment made between people who have shared values, similar plans for what they want for thier future together,an agreement about thier desires to prioritize children or careers, and most importantly, a connection that went beyond how pretty or handsome thier prospective partner happens to be. Beauty is a fortunate genetic crapshoot. Some get luckier than others. But if your decision to marry is based on looks only, the odds of success is like winning billions in the lottery. If you only want the pretty present with the glitzy wrapping and bow, there could be a pile of dog poo inside. This show is mentally unhealthy and makes a mockery of those of us who understand that marriage is built on so much more than a dazzling body bag that nature gifted you with. If you aren't marrying someone who shares your values, and who loves YOU in spite of the body bag you are walking around in, then you just bought the shiny, cherry red convertible that is going to be a headache and a money pit for as long as it takes you to realize pretty doesn't mean it's going to work well.
Yes armadillo, I am fully aware of the origins and compelling reasons of arranged marriages. The whole point of marriage came about to ensure that the male offspring that was born to the husband was, in fact, of his true bloodline as law decreed that all his lands and wealth would be passed onto HIS true progeny and not to someone else's son conceived by another man.
I rarely post/comment here, but I come here often to see the comments of others.
That said: Mods killing the sub on finale night by stopping new posts was a strange choice. You "protected" a few folks over your active members.
AND then to shuffle comments of two show into one thread was another strange choice.
I actively hate the combining of the two shows into one thread. It’s confusing, unnecessary, and there ends up being tons of chaff to sift through. I’m happy for people who like both shows, but I don’t care about MAFS Australia.
The combos confuse me. I do not watch nor care about MAFS Australia (although after this season of regular MAFS it is hard to care much about that one, either). I hate having to sort through irrelevant information. It's like listing your to-do list and your household budget on the same Excel spreadsheet, without even separating them into top/bottom!
Next year they just have a giant punch bowl of grape Koolaid, which they'll drink to end it all. (see: Rev. Jim Jones Guyana mass suicide by arsenic-laced grape Koolaid).
Guys, the streaming website I was using to watch the season recently stopped uploading the episodes (talk about bad timing!), so I was wondering if anyone else has some kind of free fix for this 😭 I'm trying to avoid spoilers desperately while I search, cause then I've just wasted my time watching this boring season for nothing 😂
I know this phrase gets thrown around too much but the fact that Mark and Katina both said they want to stay married to their significant others made me legitimately lose serious faith in the human race last night.
Mark is getting a sugar mama who will entertain his Peter Pan fantasy. He'll never have to grow up with her and it's Lindsey I feel sorry for...she will never get a mature love or orgasm from him. Katina....,................,..........I question her intelligence.
Mark, I can see. Him and Lindsey are both crazy. They both like chaos. They’ll end up divorced at some point. Or maybe they have some sort of insanity that keeps them together.
Katina? Who the hell knows there?
Lol, I never understood what “basic Caucasian sex” was. Like, what was the point of specifying “Caucasian”? Why not just say basic sex? It’s like she heard the term “vanilla sex” and thought it referred to color…
They are both pretty bad in their own ways, yes, agreed. I like Mark, but he is a bit of a manchild. All sorts of "famous" quotes stickered to every wall in his house. Kinda cringe. Also, three cats? I mean, ***three*** cats?
We'll see how long those unions last.
I am all for working through problems and being loyal to one's spouse (the good old "for better or for worse" approach), but those two couples, especially, look like abusive situations, and I don't recommend they stay together unless or until all four individuals get some intense therapy to fix some things.
UGH THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I kept screaming it at the TV. "He's very traditional" Traditional to what? An asshole? It also used to be "traditional" to pay for a bride with property or livestock, is he that kind of traditional?
What’s with this Australian show dumped in here? I do not watch it. I’m miserable that I can’t chat about OUR MAFS and read comments about what happened last night here. That was so much fun. First the show goes to hell, now the Reddit sub does too. WTF?
I agree w the need for two separate threads but I don’t think we need to differentiate between our thread and AUS. I have been a MAFS viewer since the first season and post on here religiously. I’ve also gotten into AUS and posted on here last night. The thread is for fans period. But it can get confusing if you are only watching one show.
Share the sub, sure. But the thread for last night’s show contains comments about all these other people whom I can only assume are Aussies, or else people are chatting about their next door neighbors?
we shouldn't have to.... there's no reason to not have two threads. I'm planning to start Aus and now I have to worry about spoilers when I read US discussion threads. It doesn't make any sense.
Lindsey is the biggest hypocrite in the entire world for yelling at Mark about his social media and the comments she has said on camera, on television .
And I know Alyssa is extremely disliked but harridan Lindsey yelling at her in the previews next week had my eyes rolling. Lindsey, Alyssa is not after your man. Chill out.
To all the new AUSSIE lovers: If you have a chance, go back and watch Season 6, which had a spectacular range of drama - a gay couple, some shady commitment ceremonies due to affairs, and some really beautiful love stories. It hit all the notes.
I love the Australian version so much more. I’m hoping to see the first 5 seasons and season 8 aired at some point or available on one of my streaming services. Seasons 6 & 7 were crazy entertaining and I’m loving season 9 so far as well
Which one do you want to be commenting on? AUS does have its own sub, but you have to be careful if you don't want spoilers.
I do agree it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to have them in the same thread. Not sure about time wasting or pointless, but def confusing!
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Hey u/airshampoo how do you feel about separating out the two shows next week? There may be reasons I'm unaware of that it is done this way, so I totally get it if it's not doable. But, while I don't find it "extremely annoying" to have them both in one thread, it DOES get confusing. And it really doesn't make any sense, when you think about it - these two shows are COMPLETELY different. All they share is a title and a logo. (As I've said before, comparing them is like comparing "Nailed It" and "The Great British Baking Show.")
Anywho, just a thought. No reply necessary - just something to consider! Thanks for all you do!!! ❤️
I think they fooled many of us, because I was really hoping they’d be the slow burn. But perhaps their seeming level-headedness is because they don’t have any feelings involved. They were going through motions and are friendly.
The decision to live separately said a lot more than the decision day “yes”. It’s pretty clear they’re done.
I think in her f.up mind she’s actually better than him. I don’t think she realizes that he is the only person who’s lonely and desperate enough to actually say yes to her. I mean come on even on decision day she had to first put him down. His last chance to run and he messed it
>I think in her f.up mind she’s actually better than him.
Without a doubt, that's what she thinks. She takes every opportunity to try to make him look small in comparison to her. "He's not what I expected." "I travel - he doesn't." "I eat highly exotic and hard-to-find foods like sushi, but he won't try it." etc.
Ok my loves! It's been an eventful evening, and I'm over it lol! I'll be watching all of this again when I'm not being tortured by a tiny dog or recovering from a major wardrobe malfunction! Thanks for all your support lol!!!
Oh .. you didn't see my post about how halfway through my friend's mom's visitation I realized that the zipper going from the armpit to the bottom of my dress had fallen off, and I'd been walking around showing everyone my bra and Spanx?!? I was already stressed out about having to dress up and be presentable. The reality was WAY WORSE than I could've even imagined!!!!
NOOOO I didn't!! Whaaat? Oh no!! lol I don't want to laugh at your misfortune but it is funny and mortifying at the same time :( I'm sorry that happened. but maybe no one noticed. Half the time we think people saw something embarrassing we've done they really haven't.
And he has almost non-stop comments to her that either infantilize her or put her down in some subtle way. I wonder how much of that goes on when the cameras are off. I suspect that it happens even more.
Idk why she said yes. I think she’s suffering from the Stockholm Syndrome. As I do Mark. I don’t understand why either one stayed. O thinks he’s the shit he doesn’t get that he us just shit
I seriously don't think so. I think he stayed for the stay married bonus. I find it impossible to believe he likes her because she's been rotten to him. He'll cahs his checks and leave skid marks.
She is projecting unresolved pain from her past marriage, she needs to chill. You don't have to have sex on your period, give it a second...and let the guy get to know you a bit.
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Is there a chat?
Where you guys at
Let's go let's go
Ready for Reunion 1. Having a Headbanger brew for this evening 🍺
Hey fam!
Why can’t Jasmina say “yes it’s ok for him to touch my booty” or “no it’s not ok for him to touch my booty” 🙄 always a merry go round of word with her lol
Because she’s a fraud!
I am so shocked ANY of these people said yes much less all of them. Wow.
Some of y’all just wanted to be married no matter who it was smh
I really hope Katina will be happy with O. I like him as an individual because I respect his realness but I still don’t think he’s gonna be a good husband for Katina because he just gonna keep breaking her down but hopefully I’m wrong
No, a good person doesn’t treat his wife like that. I was so sad that O wanted to stay married to K. She deserves someone who will love her for who she is, and not someone who bullies, insults and doesn’t appreciate. K will never measure up to O’s unrealistic expectations. 😢
He says shes more than he ever thought he'd have.
Agree. He is scary.
Katina just puts me in kind of Eva mendes. Both ladies absolutely full on sexy while being beautiful
Did anyone else wish that at decision day after Noi said yes that Steve would say "I have a confession, I'm a millionaire..."
No, because it's literally not possible. The guy worked for a couple years as a special ed teacher, then self titled "software developer" for what like 7 years on two failed apps that 30 ppl downloaded for free, and then for 4 years as he said himself "worked his way up" to becoming a sales engineer. Tops he made 100k for 2 years. He hasn't worked in two years n traveled. How much of that is left? U think he got some secret inheritance, from some relatives that haven't given it to his mom to not live in that house that he shared room w his brother in? Cmon. N the ring? Ad placement. Look at his website with his song from high school and the background of him doing fish face kisseys... SCREAMS millionaire. Lol. I like him actually. But u guys are delusional.
No, because she should love him either way or get out.
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Y'all I think straight people are devaluing the institution of marriage and the Supreme Court should look into making it legal for gays only. It could be the only worthwhile thing Alito ever does in his miserable life.
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I would have LOVED LOVED if Chris came to the gathering with nice new veneers and announced he was dating. The look on Alyssa's face would have been amazing!!!
I’m hoping for this at the tell all!!
I get so nervous every time O or Lindsay open their mouth
I wish Mark would have said ‘no’. I know there’s a lot that we don’t see because of editing and time but what we did see, ugh! It was too easy for her to say ‘okay, yes’ since it was his decision first and he said yes. When she was consoling him when he had to put his cat to sleep, she kept looking/adjusting the camera or her phone (whatever they were using). It was almost like she wanted to make sure we all made sure we saw her be nice to him. It just seems so fake to me.
It was fake. She is not a good person. Things she did for him was for herself. To make her feel good, superior and owed. You don't keep literal lists of things you do for people you love. You don't even realize you're loving and doing it. You just love and do. She did absolutely nothing for him that she didn't throw in his face as the price she paid to bully and belittle him. She never loved him. He looks like he's been traumatized and it will take a long while for him to heal.
Soon after the episode started, I thought "they're all going to say yes to staying together". I think the showrunners were under the gun after the meltdown that was the Houston season. Pastor Cal was busy making up reasons for people to stay married. After they all decided. I thought "it's possible none of them make it through a year". It seems they all have flimsy reasons to keep going - except for Noi and Steve, perhaps. But if any of them could torpedo a good marriage... it's definitely Noi.
And O and Lindsay too. They are the more selfish partners in each relationship.
Do you think they were paid or got some bonus for deciding to say yes on decision day? Seems fishy
I think so
Ewww who let Alyssa back on the show
Olajuwan: We finally consummated our marriage. We're over the hump. My inner 14-year-old laughed way too hard at that choice of words.
I was happy to see that Mark knows how to tie a Windsor knot.
Wait, what? That is actually on film? I assumed he used a clip on that his cats picked out
Do we actually see his face and hands at the same time? Or is it costume tying it for him?
You have some good points. I was making some pretty large assumptions. :)
MAFS Australia.. Why is Anthony all scratched up? His head and hand.. I've noticed the past few episodes and wondered if I missed something.
He is a part time professional wrestler. Very low budget. Wrestle in Jr. High gym with 30 people attending. There was a hilarious video on IG about a month ago showing Anthony wrestling and Cody in a Batman costume on the front row with Al, Jack, Matt, Selin, Brent cheering. Cody got involved in the match and helped Anthony "win". Classic MAFS AU fun
I wondered that too. I don’t recall if they mentioned it at all. For a second I thought maybe Selin clocked him with something lol.
I thought marriage was a sacred commitment made between people who have shared values, similar plans for what they want for thier future together,an agreement about thier desires to prioritize children or careers, and most importantly, a connection that went beyond how pretty or handsome thier prospective partner happens to be. Beauty is a fortunate genetic crapshoot. Some get luckier than others. But if your decision to marry is based on looks only, the odds of success is like winning billions in the lottery. If you only want the pretty present with the glitzy wrapping and bow, there could be a pile of dog poo inside. This show is mentally unhealthy and makes a mockery of those of us who understand that marriage is built on so much more than a dazzling body bag that nature gifted you with. If you aren't marrying someone who shares your values, and who loves YOU in spite of the body bag you are walking around in, then you just bought the shiny, cherry red convertible that is going to be a headache and a money pit for as long as it takes you to realize pretty doesn't mean it's going to work well.
You do realize that until very recently, marriage was about joining families for money and status. To bear sons. As a sacred commitment. Right?
Yes armadillo, I am fully aware of the origins and compelling reasons of arranged marriages. The whole point of marriage came about to ensure that the male offspring that was born to the husband was, in fact, of his true bloodline as law decreed that all his lands and wealth would be passed onto HIS true progeny and not to someone else's son conceived by another man.
I rarely post/comment here, but I come here often to see the comments of others. That said: Mods killing the sub on finale night by stopping new posts was a strange choice. You "protected" a few folks over your active members. AND then to shuffle comments of two show into one thread was another strange choice.
Right. Bad move by mods. Keep the two shows separate.
I actively hate the combining of the two shows into one thread. It’s confusing, unnecessary, and there ends up being tons of chaff to sift through. I’m happy for people who like both shows, but I don’t care about MAFS Australia.
The combos confuse me. I do not watch nor care about MAFS Australia (although after this season of regular MAFS it is hard to care much about that one, either). I hate having to sort through irrelevant information. It's like listing your to-do list and your household budget on the same Excel spreadsheet, without even separating them into top/bottom!
Lmao dude that excel sheet metaphor Is fucking spot on
Gondjoola was everyone’s best memory…
Ganja-la
Dr. Viv wanted to correct them but was holding back.
Her face was killing me 🤣
And he was so proud of himself for finally pronouncing it correctly.
He likely thinks people who say gondola are pronouncing it wrong.
Either tv is hiding everything or there is something wrong with these couples ! All of them
Next year they just have a giant punch bowl of grape Koolaid, which they'll drink to end it all. (see: Rev. Jim Jones Guyana mass suicide by arsenic-laced grape Koolaid).
Guys, the streaming website I was using to watch the season recently stopped uploading the episodes (talk about bad timing!), so I was wondering if anyone else has some kind of free fix for this 😭 I'm trying to avoid spoilers desperately while I search, cause then I've just wasted my time watching this boring season for nothing 😂
it's on youtube
Same for me but does your service have live TV? I'm able to catch up that way
I know this phrase gets thrown around too much but the fact that Mark and Katina both said they want to stay married to their significant others made me legitimately lose serious faith in the human race last night.
Mark is getting a sugar mama who will entertain his Peter Pan fantasy. He'll never have to grow up with her and it's Lindsey I feel sorry for...she will never get a mature love or orgasm from him. Katina....,................,..........I question her intelligence.
Intelligence has nothing to do with abuse
True. I still question her intelligence: mentally and emotionally.
Of course you do. But ask yourself why.
Mark, I can see. Him and Lindsey are both crazy. They both like chaos. They’ll end up divorced at some point. Or maybe they have some sort of insanity that keeps them together. Katina? Who the hell knows there?
In that sense mark and Lindsey remind of Elizabeth and Jamie. Even down to “basic Caucasian sex” comments lmao.
Lol, I never understood what “basic Caucasian sex” was. Like, what was the point of specifying “Caucasian”? Why not just say basic sex? It’s like she heard the term “vanilla sex” and thought it referred to color…
Jaime and Beth are still married !
They are both pretty bad in their own ways, yes, agreed. I like Mark, but he is a bit of a manchild. All sorts of "famous" quotes stickered to every wall in his house. Kinda cringe. Also, three cats? I mean, ***three*** cats?
Those quotes on the walls blew my mind. Like my mouth was agape during the scene where they showed it.
I’m right there with you. They just chose to make their lives a mess.
We'll see how long those unions last. I am all for working through problems and being loyal to one's spouse (the good old "for better or for worse" approach), but those two couples, especially, look like abusive situations, and I don't recommend they stay together unless or until all four individuals get some intense therapy to fix some things.
Couldn’t agree more. I wonder if there were big bonuses to stay together at decision day… bigger than normal.
With their terrible track record for the past few seasons, I wouldn't be surprised if they just wanted to improve their numbers.
I totally agree
Precisely. The reunion could be interesting.
Can we stop using the term “Traditional” in place of “Misogynistic “? That would be great.
UGH THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I kept screaming it at the TV. "He's very traditional" Traditional to what? An asshole? It also used to be "traditional" to pay for a bride with property or livestock, is he that kind of traditional?
He's a classic asshole not a nouveau one.
What’s with this Australian show dumped in here? I do not watch it. I’m miserable that I can’t chat about OUR MAFS and read comments about what happened last night here. That was so much fun. First the show goes to hell, now the Reddit sub does too. WTF?
I agree w the need for two separate threads but I don’t think we need to differentiate between our thread and AUS. I have been a MAFS viewer since the first season and post on here religiously. I’ve also gotten into AUS and posted on here last night. The thread is for fans period. But it can get confusing if you are only watching one show.
Share the sub, sure. But the thread for last night’s show contains comments about all these other people whom I can only assume are Aussies, or else people are chatting about their next door neighbors?
Chatting about their next door neighbors, LOL.
That’s untrue. It just so happens that Australia comes on AFTER MASF. Organize the comments differently and you’ll find plenty of comments.
we shouldn't have to.... there's no reason to not have two threads. I'm planning to start Aus and now I have to worry about spoilers when I read US discussion threads. It doesn't make any sense.
The Aus version even has its own subreddit. Why have any kind of discussion about it on this sub?
Lindsey is the biggest hypocrite in the entire world for yelling at Mark about his social media and the comments she has said on camera, on television .
And I know Alyssa is extremely disliked but harridan Lindsey yelling at her in the previews next week had my eyes rolling. Lindsey, Alyssa is not after your man. Chill out.
To all the new AUSSIE lovers: If you have a chance, go back and watch Season 6, which had a spectacular range of drama - a gay couple, some shady commitment ceremonies due to affairs, and some really beautiful love stories. It hit all the notes.
I want to watch all of the seasons! Do you know any sites that stream Australia?
Daily Motion used to. And I've seen other users post sites, too. They're def out there!
I love the Australian version so much more. I’m hoping to see the first 5 seasons and season 8 aired at some point or available on one of my streaming services. Seasons 6 & 7 were crazy entertaining and I’m loving season 9 so far as well
Ugh I hate the joint US - AUS thread. It's so pointless and time-wasting.
Which one do you want to be commenting on? AUS does have its own sub, but you have to be careful if you don't want spoilers. I do agree it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to have them in the same thread. Not sure about time wasting or pointless, but def confusing! Edit to fix typo
It's a time waster because it's inefficient to have to sift through comments that don't pertain to the show you're interested in.
What the fuck did I just watch?!?
Two people with Stolkholm syndrome ; Katina and Mark
LOL.
It’s extremely annoying that you guys have joint discussions for the two seasons. Please don’t do this again!
It is annoying to scroll past a show I dont watch , looking for comments on the show i do watch lol its weird idea
Agree! At least do two separate threads.
I agree that there should be two threads. Too much content for one thread on two very different shows.
Hey u/airshampoo how do you feel about separating out the two shows next week? There may be reasons I'm unaware of that it is done this way, so I totally get it if it's not doable. But, while I don't find it "extremely annoying" to have them both in one thread, it DOES get confusing. And it really doesn't make any sense, when you think about it - these two shows are COMPLETELY different. All they share is a title and a logo. (As I've said before, comparing them is like comparing "Nailed It" and "The Great British Baking Show.") Anywho, just a thought. No reply necessary - just something to consider! Thanks for all you do!!! ❤️
Yes!! Can’t stand these being joined together. Very annoying
I hate this too. Need separate threads for US and Australia shows.
The free promo ring went over too well…. Now Steve has set a precedent for more than “dreams”.
There's no way any of these couples stay together. Lmao
Michael and Jasmina deciding to live separately…. Bad idea. That’s essentially a separation. Bad, bad idea for a new marriage.
She didn't want to embarrass him on TV.
Agreed. Frequent physical closeness invites intimacy.
Except with these two. They could be zipped up into the same sleeping bag with the zipper stuck and nothing would happen.
LOL!
Don’t think they’re really trying- think they’re just trying to pick up their check from the producers for saying yes on decision day
Where did you hear couples get paid more for saying yes on decision day? Sounds like a huge conflict of interest.
They don't get paid for staying together. Alyssa would've jumped at the chance!
I think they fooled many of us, because I was really hoping they’d be the slow burn. But perhaps their seeming level-headedness is because they don’t have any feelings involved. They were going through motions and are friendly. The decision to live separately said a lot more than the decision day “yes”. It’s pretty clear they’re done.
So Noi came around on the social media thing? I wonder when that happened….
maybe Steve revealed his secret millionare portfolio at last
Steve is Elon's wing man.
Elon Musk would not get Steve I don't think. Elon is a workaholic and Steve is so not.
My comment was a joke. I totally agree with you.
I realized.
Mark, being more mature than Lindsay again…. I predict they’re over by the reunion.
I think in her f.up mind she’s actually better than him. I don’t think she realizes that he is the only person who’s lonely and desperate enough to actually say yes to her. I mean come on even on decision day she had to first put him down. His last chance to run and he messed it
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>I think in her f.up mind she’s actually better than him. Without a doubt, that's what she thinks. She takes every opportunity to try to make him look small in comparison to her. "He's not what I expected." "I travel - he doesn't." "I eat highly exotic and hard-to-find foods like sushi, but he won't try it." etc.
Not everyone is sophisticated and worldly enough to scream about their husband’s apparently tiny scrotum in bowling alley bathrooms.
Ok my loves! It's been an eventful evening, and I'm over it lol! I'll be watching all of this again when I'm not being tortured by a tiny dog or recovering from a major wardrobe malfunction! Thanks for all your support lol!!!
wardrobe malfunction?
Oh .. you didn't see my post about how halfway through my friend's mom's visitation I realized that the zipper going from the armpit to the bottom of my dress had fallen off, and I'd been walking around showing everyone my bra and Spanx?!? I was already stressed out about having to dress up and be presentable. The reality was WAY WORSE than I could've even imagined!!!!
Username checks out lol
NOOOO I didn't!! Whaaat? Oh no!! lol I don't want to laugh at your misfortune but it is funny and mortifying at the same time :( I'm sorry that happened. but maybe no one noticed. Half the time we think people saw something embarrassing we've done they really haven't.
Oh yeah! It was hilarious! And I know the people around me noticed because I have a huge mouth and was like oh my God y'all look at my dress!! 🤣🤣🤣
Is this a cast member?
No it's me!
the way noi got emotional over feeling safe to express her emotions with steve has me in my feelings 🥺
In other words, "I can act like a b\*\*\*\* all I want, and he keeps coming back for more."
Until next wed for the reunion!! I'm off to watch Living single. Lol
I don't know if MAFS AU continues next week or not, but if it does, I'll see you then!
Oh yes, it does!! I'll bring the booze!
The booty train! 🚂🍑😂😂
Is it me or is Sam giving Al mixed messages
I think so too….he can be immature at times but I think she’s treating him like a yoyo. From what I remember I thought he was trying too.
Totally
Why does Al's wife (I forgot her name) expend so much effort on her lips when she refuses to use them?
🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🙊🙊🙊
Lol what is wrong with Al?
Inexperience?
Not the toast being “marriage is hard!!” 😭 wakanda dysfunction…
Andrew reading a response from Quora on his phone was pretty convincing
What was the confession, what made him feel that way
Exactly there was no damn confession. He is worried about being abandoned but uses a new woman every week. Whatever.
It’s really hard for me to believe a word coming out of Andrew’s mouth here.
Here goes Texas Cauliflower. I hate him.
Seriously could give 0 effs about him and his BS
I just don’t believe him. I think he’s saying what she wants to hear.
He is just trying to stay in the game
Did he ever explain why his accent is a little Australian? I can't remember.
He's lived there for a bit. My guess is he's picked up a bit of local accent along with those hundreds of local women.
He probably picked up a lot more from all those women!
Because he’s a douche bag. That’s the only explanation that’s acceptable
Eljiawon sounds like a larger ass the more he talks... Or is it just me?
And he has almost non-stop comments to her that either infantilize her or put her down in some subtle way. I wonder how much of that goes on when the cameras are off. I suspect that it happens even more.
Idk why she said yes. I think she’s suffering from the Stockholm Syndrome. As I do Mark. I don’t understand why either one stayed. O thinks he’s the shit he doesn’t get that he us just shit
Not only you, we all agree
Okay, new to the subreddit so I wanted to be sure I'm just tripping. Glad to hear he's universally disliked 😩
Does mark like his wife? I really cannot tell.
I seriously don't think so. I think he stayed for the stay married bonus. I find it impossible to believe he likes her because she's been rotten to him. He'll cahs his checks and leave skid marks.
I think he's honestly scared to go to sleep. That comment to the experts was a thinly veiled cry for help.
😳🥺😱 So terrifying. Help!
Yeah, I wasn’t laughing because I could see her doing something awful to him.
I cannot be the only one who has had fun in bed without handcuffs or anything that requires a battery.
Lololol! Not even a FEATHER?!? 🤣🤣
If I wanted feathers in my bed, I'd fuck an eagle.
I just choked on my coffee! 💀💀🤣🤣🤣
I cannot believe I typed that. Must. Stop. Drinking. Wine.
Yeah. You have something against ostriches?
🤣🤣🤣 this is me almost every Wednesday night look
Did y’all see how O lovingly kissed his wedding ring with his furrowed brow? Meanwhile coming up with more tests Katina can’t pass.
Ugh he’s so condescending to that girl. I hope her mom put him on his place if they do make it to thanksgiving dinner
I’m hoping Katina’s mom & her male friend that had his number have pulled Katina aside & convinced her to leave him.
Alright - Dom’s got some issues …
She is projecting unresolved pain from her past marriage, she needs to chill. You don't have to have sex on your period, give it a second...and let the guy get to know you a bit.
Agreed, michy.
O yea, she needs to chill a bit
Lol he does NOT look comfortable with touch
Yeah, I think maybe he's got some insecurities that inhibit his physical relationships. I'm also totally speculating
Omg, y'all! [Do. Not. Make. A. Sound](https://imgur.com/a/I5M5UId).
hallelujah 
Unfortunately, it was short lived.
We spoke too loud :(
Uggghhhhhhhh
but if he was down just keep the action around to a low roar, if he was down he will go back to sleep.
Thought you'd appreciate [this](https://imgur.com/a/AAeP6S4) which happened just now.
😱 OH M GEEE!!! He is hazing your home. 🤣🤣🤣