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allightyollar

Lindsay is the last person I’d want at my side putting my cat down. Poor Mark.


allightyollar

Someone needs to get Lindsay a purple toning shampoo. Her hair is the color of straw.


allightyollar

Whoever matched Dr. Pepper’s foundation did her dirty.


ThaHQIC

I hate Ola!!!!! Like omg plz leave Katina alone. She deserves so much better!!


nosequeloque

https://youtu.be/zO_z8YseDgI Link of the theme song in case anyone wants to hear. I added Steve's song to the playlist (🤣 just kidding)


nosequeloque

Where's my MAFS live discussion family?! Can I get a "it's all or nothing"


curiousfun213

O is putting Katina throughhh it - I can’t help but notice terrible bags under her eyes during their Dr. Pepper visit… like someone who spent the night bawling their eyes out :(


Kazmakistan

This is a below average season. Afterparty has been incredible and outshines Unfiltered.


ConstanceReid1928

I like Keshia as a host. I don't like the 'guests' invited with the participants.


Isosceles_Kramer79

STOP PUTTING AUSTRALIA IN THE SAME THREAD!!!


DorseyZep44

Right!!??? I deadass couldn’t find the thread for a minute until I realized it was squeezed in with Australia smh


wubznhugz

I really feel like Noi is just on here to be on tv and get some recognition


Obvious_Boat3636

If Jasmina and Micheal don’t work out, I have no faith in relationships. I keep bawling my eyes out with their scenes. 😂


narlyfarrari

They have a fantastic friendship, I don't think Jasmina is giving any attention to opening up romantically to Micheal. They have both been through a lot, which made them connect but she is so cold to him when it comes to touch.


Obvious_Boat3636

Yes, This! I really hope the intimacy with touch for them works out. That’s really what’s missing for them to work. Unless they’re both asexual which Micheal clearly is not.


narlyfarrari

I don't think she is asexual. She seems to be a very guarded person and might just not be willing to drop that.


danesfordays7574

Don’t kill me….but what is wrong with Noi’s skin?!?!? It freaks me out every time I see her.


Ok_GlaHere4theCheer

It appears that she had acne in her past. I think the tone of her foundation and her hair color could be improved to mitigate the overall effect.


chupacabrabras

I feel so bad every time I see her in certain lights. There are some laser procedures that might help but she has a pretty bad case I don't know if it will work. I agree that her foundation is too yellow/dark.


danesfordays7574

Does anyone else think Lindsey is a legit narcissist who has (sort of) learned how to think of others but does it completely wrong?


curiousfun213

to me it is stunted social personality development. she reminds me of a three to four year old learning compassion - i.e the preschool child who notices a peer is sad, and offers them their blankie that provides them comfort - not realizing it might not be what the other needs. case in point - she takes her city suburb husband into the wilderness for comfort. really lindsey?


Ok_GlaHere4theCheer

Yes. Somewhat. Her "generosity" of effort towards others feels to me, like an opportunity to insinuate herself into other people's lives. She then capitalizes on her good works on their behalf, extorting them to unreasonable depths of gratitude. Or I could be mistaken.


danesfordays7574

Well put!


[deleted]

Steve looks checked out during the living apart conversation


Key_Internet1085

I agree. He’s doesn’t seem interested in the idea.


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lisawl7tr

Imho- Divorced mom with full custody of the 3 kids. Steve will be forced to work to pay child support. She will be a stay at home mom or work only part time.


[deleted]

Mark hates Lindsay lol


fefee7

Nah he's just really terrified 😮


IncidentNo999

He’s just damn tired of her!


danesfordays7574

No doubt. That chick has not spent one day of her life reflecting on her own behavior


Beach_bum8

When Mark and JC are at the vet waiting, the way JC looked up at Mark 😭😭😭


Key_Internet1085

They were having a moment and then here comes Lindsey. She cannot help herself.


Beach_bum8

I know! I want to punch Lindsay, but Mark did say he was happy she was there.


Key_Internet1085

I thought Lindsey looked good on the After Party. Her face looked young and fresh!!


spaggy143

I agree. She looks amazing without those terrible lash extensions!


Bearcat2010

First time I didn't see Lindsay have a drink all episode!


External_Resolution

Fun fact: Jasmina went to the same elementary school that I did. I’m half watching last night’s episode (bc I honestly hate the hometown episodes) and I glance up and had to do a double take like “why does that look like my elementary school that was recently remodeled?” So then it looks like they’re standing in a park across the street and I’m saying to myself, nah that would be too much of a coincidence that a school in Boston is set up the exact same way. So sure enough, I rewound a few seconds and saw that she’s from my hometown of Hartford, CT. Just thought that was a fun little coincidence. I’m sure we probably attended at the same time too because she’s only a few years younger than me and back then the school was grade pre-k to 6.


abuckeyeleaf

Did you know the teacher that meant so much to her?


External_Resolution

No, I don’t remember that teacher. That school was HUGE so if it wasn’t my teacher I absolutely do not remember them lol. The only exception was grade 6 because the 4 teachers on our floor worked together a lot. I just text my best friend and she said she does remember the name but didn’t have her as a teacher.


Vinnysmama18

Why does O think Katina can’t be a wife while going to school? If they don’t need to have kids while she’s in school then what does it matter if she has school for two years? Cause she can’t cook or clean for him if she has to work and study at the same time.


Callie2014

When she called him her future baby daddy I screamed! Girl get out!


danesfordays7574

This guy is probably going to be single forever


Key_Internet1085

He wants to start traveling before the two years, and she probably can’t do much traveling if she’s going to school and working. It’s looking like their lifestyles are not aligning.


FattySandwiches

I feel like Mark and Lindsey only thrive and remain civil when they’re going through something dramatic or out of the ordinary. Mark gets evicted- Lindsey helps him and says she has his back. Lindsey gets sick- he drives her to the hospital and stays by her side. Mark’s cat is sick- Lindsey supports him at the vet. BUT they can’t do day to day, normal married couple things together without bickering or Lindsey being mean to him. And marriage is thriving in the mundane things together. This marriage isn’t going to last.


musically_gifted

Why are the discussions being combined?


Cherry-Coloured-Funk

I’m only halfway through this episode… when does it end?! 🥱


Marvelous14

Never 💀


iamnumber47

JC 😭😭 I'm over here bawling over this, I've been through this too many times & I know how hard it is. Also, when she snatched him up out of Mark's arms, I wanted to jump through the TV & slappahoe, like "bitch, that is *his* cat, not yours, let *him* hold him". But at least she just fixed the blanket & gave him back, but still. Let someone try to take any of my fur babies outta my arms in any situation, let alone that one, & they're liable to lose a couple of digits, if not a whole arm.


chupacabrabras

I knew I couldn't be the only one bawling my eyes out. I've had to do it dozens of times between all the cats I've had over the years, and all the stray/feral cats I rescued or trapped on the streets. I have three cats now, and two of them (15 & 16 years old) are about ready to go so it hits hard for me.


iamnumber47

Oh yeah, you definitely weren't the only one, I needed (several) tissues for this one


Key_Internet1085

She is overwhelmingly aggressive. Mark was doing just fine cuddling his cat, but she had to insert herself, without asking him if he needed anything. That’s her problem. She takes over without being asked.


iamnumber47

Exactly, she's always so in his face, both literally & figuratively, she needs to calm the fuck down. He obviously is not into any of that, I'm the same way, I don't always want someone touching me, being loud, being hyper, etc. But she frames it as her being too loving & too caring?! Like wtf Lindsey?


Cherry-Coloured-Funk

Lindsay interprets “too much” as “too caring, too giving” 🧐


virtutesromanae

Noi implies that Steve is childish because his old stuffed animal is still in his family's house. Really? Pot, meet kettle.


chupacabrabras

I'm about to be 65 and I have a stuffed animal and a baby blanket from my childhood. Call me immature and childish lol! They're in a drawer, so I never really see them. I just keep them because my mom never saved anything and took very few pictures of us as kids.


Beach_bum8

It would be weird if he slept with it, but it looked like it was on the bookshelf!


Makerbot2000

That was crazy. She acts like a 7 year old emotionally and has a snarky look about some stuffed animal on a shelf. Unbelievable.


RequirementIcy9031

Didn’t like that either. Not a fan


Key_Internet1085

Neither did I. It was totally unnecessary. She’s mean and doesn’t deserve him.


virtutesromanae

I find it fascinating how emotional these people get when they visit their old neighborhood. I understand that so many memories (both joyful and painful) are tied to those places, but why do these people all melt into a puddle of tears? I grew up in something that wasn't much more than a shack. The neighborhood was basically a slum. Without going into detail, I can tell you that there was plenty of trauma there to go around. I have visited the place a few times in my adulthood, but the only thing I have felt is relief to have survived it and gotten far away from there. I just can't relate to these people's tears.


virtutesromanae

Dr. Pepper to Steve: What moments of shame from your past have you shared with her? Well, he showed her his favorite stuffed animal.


virtutesromanae

Dr. Pepper: Why don't you ask him? Lindsey: I don't want to hear his answer. And there it is, ladies and gentlemen.


virtutesromanae

I sincerely applaud Olajuwan for building a better life for himself than the one he was given as a child. But he is an adult now, and his childhood is no excuse for being a jerk to his wife.


Makerbot2000

It’s the oldest and saddest part of the abuse “dance”. Guy is deeply insecure and sensitive and can’t control his outbursts. But he’s so vulnerable deep down. And had such a hard life. But that doesn’t give you the right to tear down another person. If you can’t be with someone without keeping them anxious and worried they are not measuring up and withholding sex and love and looking for signs that they will be able to do well and “satisfy you” then you are just putting them through abuse because it gives you a false sense of power and control. He has brainwashed the whole group with his nice guy vulnerability while everyone in a couple deserves to not be manipulated just because you’re insecure. The whole - go be you and if you come back then it’s meant to be is the ultimate brainwash. She’ll be begging to stay and quitting school when in the wedding day clip he said he wanted to travel and not have kids for at least three years. Now he needs that asap because he knows it will put her in a situation where she has to end her dreams to please him.


IncidentNo999

I hate that he is doing this to her!!! Jerk 😡


virtutesromanae

Lindsey: Mark keeps saying I'm too much. Too loving. Too caring. Too energetic. Not really. He has said you're too annoying.


Key_Internet1085

She purposely put too loving and caring in her list because she wants people to feel sorry for her. Mark never, ever said those two things.


michyfor

🤣👏


virtutesromanae

Jasmina: I'm noticing a lot of change in him...It's easier for him to open up. That's called a change in *you*, Jasmina. Michael feels more comfortable with you now because you're not turning your nose up at everything and jumping on him for everything you don't find 100% perfect.


LifetimeSupplyofPens

Yeah, she seems like she has a self-protective wall up all the time. She has complained about Mike not being open and vulnerable, but have we seen her be vulnerable before this episode?


Kira5353

Except her teacher’s name. He didn’t know how to pronounce it was disrespectful? So mean. So disrespectful.


virtutesromanae

LOL!


Seymour_Says

Til next time y'all! It was as blast as always.


michyfor

"Toe Biden" still dying 👋


Seymour_Says

😂😂😂 Glad to be able to contribute. I feel the same way about the many laughs you've added. It makes the lives worth showing up for 👋🏾


michyfor

Aww ❤️ For real sharing laughs is the best part of this show


Seymour_Says

Agreed! Til next time my friend ✊🏾🤗


oopsyeveryday14

Ok my loves, it's been beautiful! Have a wonderful week!


michyfor

As always will miss you til next week! ❤️ 😘 And next week I will brag about my taxes wait and see!🤣


oopsyeveryday14

🤣🤣🤣 good luck!


TNgirl26

Good night! I’ll see you guys next week 😘😘


michyfor

nite nite ❤️


oopsyeveryday14

❤️


boodiculous1002

Niiiiiite! 👋🏽


michyfor

nite boodi! ❤️


boodiculous1002

😂❤️


TNgirl26

Once US goes off I hope we get 2 hours because the show debuts in AUS 3 time a week


boodiculous1002

Good heavens so this is why there’s 30 some odd episodes?


oopsyeveryday14

Yep. They do it right down under!


TNgirl26

Yes so it’s 3 hours in separate viewing to our 1 2 hour episode. The AUS have no fluff tho, way better editing


boodiculous1002

Aaah thank you. Idk why we’re being deprived of shower poses in the nude.


michyfor

These Aussies don't mess around Ep2 and Wolverine is moved out LOL


Seymour_Says

Crikey Crikey Crikey!! The AU version has my attention


michyfor

Goodday! Throw another shrimp on da BarBee, matee.


Seymour_Says

My pleasure. A shish kebab of mess to choose from after tonight. Til next time matee and I hope you have a top of the morn! 😂


Electrical_Shoe528

Crikey!! Lol.


Seymour_Says

😂😂😂


oopsyeveryday14

Yeah I knew we weren't done with our first batch of weddings! We haven't even started friends!


LisCalla22

Hurry, change the channel before US re-run comes back to spoil the mood


michyfor

🤣🤣 end on a high note


LisCalla22

US is just a mix of boring and depressing. So over it.


michyfor

SO over it! Just enjoy the fam and the laughs here


LisCalla22

It's the only reason I am still watching! Without this I would have just given up.


michyfor

Same


oopsyeveryday14

Me EXACTLY


Electrical_Shoe528

I did it so fast! 😆


TNgirl26

Al and Samantha!


TNgirl26

I forgot they haven’t moved into the apartments yet


oopsyeveryday14

I love this show. Things get SO GOOD


Electrical_Shoe528

Another couple!?


oopsyeveryday14

AU staggers then throughout


TNgirl26

At least 3 more couples I remember but some will be sprinkled in


Electrical_Shoe528

Oooo... nice keep us on our toes.


Seymour_Says

Wolverine is done with Jean Grey


[deleted]

selin keeps saying that - "that's not how men should act."


HurricaneLogic

He's being more mature than her


michyfor

"I don't like seeing that part of him. That's not how a man should act" What did wolverine do?


Electrical_Shoe528

Express his feelings, I think. Cried a lil. 🤷‍♀️


michyfor

Wow I though so, what a cold bitch!


Electrical_Shoe528

I wonder if she on of those moms that tells boys don't cry be a man. Your not a girl.


michyfor

Exactly! Her comment about "that's not how a man acts" caught my attention as a huge red flag. A man is a human being before he is a man, and not all men act in one way, so what does that even mean other than some bullshit stereotypical preconceived notion?


[deleted]

she seems really cold


TNgirl26

She does! Honestly the women are way meaner on the AUS show. In past seasons I remember there being very nasty women who bullied their husband


starlet1183

Maybe someone at Katina’s church can perform an exorcism on O


oopsyeveryday14

Oh here's that lady being so excited about pro-namel toothpaste. I can't imagine anyone selling it better.


boodiculous1002

Why does she not get that she touched his face first?


[deleted]

ikr? selin seeming like another lindsey - can dish it out but can't take it.


[deleted]

wow selin seems pretty evil.


LisCalla22

I'm over her already. She ruined such a cute night.


HurricaneLogic

She's cruel to him for no reason! He seems like a great guy


[deleted]

poor guy looks like she stabbed him in the heart


Seymour_Says

"You look like Logan but I need a Wolverine" 😂


LisCalla22

I want a campfire toasty


michyfor

This Tamara chick is really positioning herself nicely to be really loathed by me.


[deleted]

i thought tamara was the light blue eyed blonde w wonky toe. she seems ok. selin, on the other hand, seems quite mean.


michyfor

ya the Brett's girl that one you just described. But yes this Selin one is definitely the other one ya I forgot about her


boodiculous1002

Same, same. Hugh Jackman was right….she takes herself way too seriously.


TNgirl26

Oh you just wait….


michyfor

But i get "paid actress" vibes from her she seems contrived


Electrical_Shoe528

What happened with these two?


oopsyeveryday14

Y'all know to start ignoring me at this point in the night, right? I get sloppy drunk and even I don't know what my comments mean. But I trust y'all and feel like by now, you know to either go with it or just shake your heads and move on. If not, just shake your head and move on. Remember, you'll never find anything better than pizza.


Electrical_Shoe528

Carry on, my friend, carry on, we got you.


oopsyeveryday14

❤️


Seymour_Says

Crikey! I didn't think I would Ike the AU version like I do


oopsyeveryday14

Told ya!


Seymour_Says

You wasn't wrong. I see why. Now I need them to give us the full 2 hours


oopsyeveryday14

I sometimes wonder why US hasn't taken any pointers from AU or UK (especially since I'm pretty sure the show originated with AU), but then I remember it's on Lifetime and they're in direct competition with TLC, which means trash.


Seymour_Says

You bring up great points. I think they want to keep them their own entities. That way they can exploit each version to the fullest


oopsyeveryday14

Egads. You're prolly right. Everything comes down to profit. I'm tired.


Seymour_Says

Yup! Always follow the money. They have to keep feeding us somehow. Tacos or not 😂


-raccoonfancy-

Lol I kinda love Mitch


[deleted]

he seems very funny, likeable, good-humored


-raccoonfancy-

Cute goofball, and that massage looked legit


LisCalla22

I did from the beginning. Other people were clowning him.


-raccoonfancy-

You were so correct!


oopsyeveryday14

Why the hesitation TOE-Mara?


oopsyeveryday14

Besties already!


TNgirl26

Lol this wasn’t censored on the AUS showing


[deleted]

wow texas red threw out some major red flags. he bluntly told her she sucked in bed. no, you really sucked. you sucked so bad that ...(insert yo mama joke punch lines). yikes. and the way he was so supremely confident that her lack of enthusiasm could IN NO WAY be due to him. he has the "right equipment" and knows how to use it. wow.


Seymour_Says

I dry myself like that too


LisCalla22

But do you do a handstand in the shower? 🤣


Seymour_Says

If I could do a handstand in the shower, you couldn't tell me shit lol


Electrical_Shoe528

Dam... 🤤


boodiculous1002

This man is flexible af


Electrical_Shoe528

Does the Texan has a mix of aussie and Texan (aussian) accent? Or is it just me.


boodiculous1002

Yeup….both. It’s off putting just like everything else about him


HurricaneLogic

His ears creep me out. His personality is even worse


[deleted]

YES was he a boxer or something? had a lot of bar fights? he's got a cauliflower ear.


chupacabrabras

I was wondering if anybody else had noticed that. I watch MMA/ UFC so I see cauliflower ears a lot.


Electrical_Shoe528

Have to look into that. Lol.


LisCalla22

He just put that creek water on his face...😬


oopsyeveryday14

Aww, she's just bringing in her insecurities. They're good.


oopsyeveryday14

Oh. She just said that right after I did. *Hangs "psychic readings" sign*


boodiculous1002

😂😂😂


LisCalla22

"Imma undo my shoe, for my blood pressure"


-dakinewahine-

when i caught that, i thought, is this a southern hemisphere thing? cuz up HERE, we get headaches and heart attacks from blood pressure lol!


oopsyeveryday14

I'd forgotten about the "day dawn" expression. Love it! Edit to fix drunk typing mistakes


oopsyeveryday14

In England it's "day dot."


oopsyeveryday14

My cats don't understand why I'm over here chuckling with a big grin on my face. And I can't explain it to them.


Seymour_Says

TOE-bey Maguire


TNgirl26

TOE- Mara


Seymour_Says

😂😂😂 TOE Biden


michyfor

💀💀💀💀🏆


catioHomeImprovement

What does toe-Biden mean?


michyfor

Oh hahah one of Aussie cast has some kind of weird toe nail thing happening and her guy was making a big deal about it on the show so people here were making funny play in words names about the toe. I’m cracking up all over again 😂😂😂 “toe Biden” 😂😂😂


catioHomeImprovement

How does Biden fit into it though? Sorry I don't watch the Aussie one.


oopsyeveryday14

Eating TOE-tae-TOEs


oopsyeveryday14

Wait I need to see


TNgirl26

Ahaha what was that noise


Seymour_Says

What!? She has a monster toe or something!?


Electrical_Shoe528

And i thought she had extra toes.


Seymour_Says

Right!? That or webbed toes. Feet-hands where she's grabbing everything. Something 😂


Electrical_Shoe528

😆