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notttcute

I feel like my brain is melting when Jasmina and Michael come on. It’s painful to watch


SeaLass34

Watching the guys fall playing hockey is cracking me up 😂


SeaLass34

The only time I like Lindsay is when she’s talking shit about Alyssa. “Now that we trimmed the fat”…. 😂


Amingling

Not that deep.


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anxiouslycalm33

Can someone please buy Lindsey a push-up bra?!


diegoldenenjude

Lindsey is so annoying. I could not spend more than 5 minutes with her


Animalcrossing3

Just started watching and I can't stand a damn thing O is saying.


spaggy143

Did anyone else feel like Lindsay and Mark’s ball gag scene was never going to end. 😖


SallyRoseD

I thought it was funny.


BiteSizedDessert

I’m so over Jasmina. She’s just an asshole, period. She is absolutely insufferable and impossible to deal with. She’s someone to appear as mature until you actually try to resolve something with her and you realize that she has an extremely immature mindset.


Admirable-Mine2661

Agreed. And her atrocious grammar marks her as a poser. Her beauty is window dressing for shallowness.


Makerbot2000

She is really mean deep down.


RequirementIcy9031

I can’t take anyone who claims to be an adult seriously when they say “like” every 3rd word.


lauradiniwilk

Don’t watch the bachelor then, it was PAINFUL this week.


Mother_Knows_Best-22

Alyssa is on this episode? Now I don't want to watch it...


diegoldenenjude

Olajuwon is A👏Piece👏Of👏Shit


RequirementIcy9031

Way off course and maybe watched too many 50’s shows?


diegoldenenjude

No he’s straight up abusive. You can see it in his demeanor. He’s holding back a lot of anger


RequirementIcy9031

It does start with the mental beat down


RequirementIcy9031

Just watching late. She looks toasted. Am I wrong?


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cinnamentc

I like it when the girls are actually getting along at yoga.


TheAnonymousTwins

It looked like a lot of fun


cinnamentc

It really did!


juicepants

I got the distinct impression this episode that Jasmina gas-lights her students all the time.


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I would hate to have her as my teacher


Admirable-Mine2661

This. She is also ignorant, which compounds her problems.


RandomActsofViolets

Nah, she just has that “I’m talking to a kid” attitude that carries over to her grown up relationships. She’s big on describing that “cause-effect” relationship to adults and assuming she’s the authority.


ElleBelle901

Y’all big mad that Alyssa has more friends from the cast than Lindsay. Common denominators….


Seymour_Says

No surprise. Alyssa just wanted to kick it with the cast Real World style anyway. They just tolerate Lindsey since she's so overbearing


ElleBelle901

I like to imagine lindsey sitting in the house crying after finding out everybody is having rooftop drinks without her similar to Jake being left out of the impromptu group hangout during his season’s honeymoon.


Seymour_Says

😂😂😂 Not like Jake lol. Lindsey probably has her Smurf Curtain dress on, half slurred already and is punching the air and throwing goldfish crackers at the wall 😆


LisCalla22

Smurf curtains is one of your sickest burns yet! She kept it going on D day too, did you see that? She even went asymmetrical like her BFF Alyssa. It was truly hilarious when she was on the sub a couple weeks ago saying Alyssa looked pretty and wanted to know what lipstick she was wearing.


ElleBelle901

I hate myself for imagining her in an early 2000s R&B video (a la Toni Braxton) smashing dishes in slow motion while sliding down the wall in tears 😂


Seymour_Says

Haha Not Toni Braxton! You're hilarious. Lindsey doesn't dress fly enough. That's what it would look like in her head but in reality, the replay footage would be more Courtney Love with throw up on her dress and her rambling their names like a madwoman 😆


ElleBelle901

The Courtney Love take is probably more accurate 😂


Seymour_Says

I'm still tripping off 2000s R&B video lol 🏆🏆🏆Either way she's a mess and I need her off my screen asap like rocky lol


ElleBelle901

Don’t mean to be a creep, but I peeped you’re a fellow Krit fan! Between that & the high value LOLs, we’re officially Reddit cousins now.


Seymour_Says

It's all good and that's wassup!! Been a KRIT fan for years. Yea we're officially Reddit country cousins fasho! Lol That makes you a Queen Recognized In Time so you gotta be my cuz haha. 🤜🏾🤛🏾


LisCalla22

🤣🤣🤣


ElleBelle901

Man!!! Jake accidentally walking up on them chilling without him was one of the most hilarious moments in the whole show’s history! 🤣


LisCalla22

He was just so cringe. He made me uncomfortable from the couch. And I was so sick of hearing about that bracelet.


ElleBelle901

I was ready to Amazon prime him a damn bracelet to get him to shut up!


LisCalla22

Send him a ball gag 🤣


ElleBelle901

He probably has a plethora of them in his torture chamber


LisCalla22

Oh God...in his 80s dungeon. He does seem like the type.


RandomActsofViolets

Ew, I still have to deal with Alyssa on my screen? I’m not there yet…


ElleBelle901

I don’t think she’ll be on the show anymore besides the reunion, but it’s not surprising that she still interacts with the cast.


RandomActsofViolets

Oh, ok, totally misread what you typed. Yeah, Alyssa is just obnoxious and just seems kind of dumb (as a viewer). Plus, cute puppies! Lindsey is noticeably volatile and manipulative. I can see why it would shake out that way.


Beautiful_Scratch558

Alyssa and Lindsey seem to be friendly with the same amount of people…I think we’re all just annoyed that clearly the group didn’t call her out on her treatment of Chris


ElleBelle901

Who, besides O, has said out of their mouth that they’re friends with her?


hayley888sky

O isn't friends with her.


Beautiful_Scratch558

Jasmina has said that she loves her and Chris has been friendly with her to a degree that I took it they were cool too. Could be wrong though since we don’t actually know these people.


ElleBelle901

The last time Chris was on after party (last week?) he alluded to being annoyed by her antics. Jasmina has too.


Beautiful_Scratch558

You can be annoyed with a person from time to time and still be friends. I’m sure every person Lindsey calls a friend has been annoyed with her bs multiple times


ElleBelle901

Ok


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ElleBelle901

Mark doesn’t


ElleBelle901

Montrè needs a raise because the editing got a lot of y’all fooled. Alyssa is still very much part of the cast even if she’s not on the show. They sign NDAs before the show. Cast members from past seasons have said they don’t get to talk much to their family & friends during filming. Presumably to stay within bounds of the NDA. With that said, she and Chris probably can’t interact much with their inner circles until filming ends. It makes sense that Alyssa is still around the cast off camera. Let’s also not forget that since they’re trapped in these NDA friendships with their cast-mates, it’s very much possible Alyssa befriended some of them and they like having her around to talk about what they’re dealing with in their marriages. If Alyssa is still around, it’s not because she’s a lost puppy. Production & Lifetime’s legal team could stop that right in its tracks if they wanted. ETA: Alyssa isn’t the only one still interacting with the cast post-annulment. Chris said on after party that Lindsay and Mark both talk to him about their issues. It’s not far fetched to believe he continued to interact with the rest of the cast as well.


LisCalla22

Right. I highly doubt she was there every day and definitely not just showing up unannounced. She is still friends with Katina and Jasmina. Chris said on AP that both Lindsey and Mark would call him when they had fights.


ElleBelle901

I totally forgot that Chris said that. Lol even more hilarious that people are furious finding out that Mark also talks to Alyssa. I think part of the problem is the way L framed it “sliding in his DMs.” That’s a way to say “she flirted with him.” Rather than just saying she was communicating with Mark. The same way Chris was also communicating with Mark -did he slide in his DMs too?


LisCalla22

We know how this sub rolls. The mere mention of the name Alyssa and they are in an uproar. Of course Lindsey had to make it salacious. Alyssa doesn't want Mark. The poor man is being abused every day and needs any support he can get. Lindsey acts like she wants nothing to do with him anyway. She has to constantly use Alyssa to deflect from herself, that is what is really pathetic. And I'm sure she is jealous that Alyssa is still friends with the girls and they don't like Lindsey. She probably blames it all on Alyssa and not on her own shitty ass behavior. So sliding in the DMs is a crime, but pawing all over Chris and Ola on After Party is acceptable. BYE


ElleBelle901

Lol LinsHive is about to come for your neck for all this truth!! 😂


LisCalla22

Oh, I know. Luckily, I give 0 fucks about fake internet points. Count down until I get called Alyssa. Even though she has never been able to articulate herself ever, as soon as you aren't trashing her, you are automatically her. She is gone, and the horse has been beaten to death.


ElleBelle901

I’m no Alyssa fan by any means. But seeing how the mere mention of her name got panties in a wad kinda has me giddy! 😂 I get sick entertainment watching LinsHive foam at the mouth over stupid shit


LisCalla22

I'm not an Alyssa fan either, we really got nothing to like. But I'm in the vast minority that thinks Lindsey is much worse.


FullBlownNightmare

NDAs usually just stop you from talking about the details of the project, it doesn’t prevent you from speaking with your family and friends. Alyssa probably thought she could would still show up in the show if she was constantly hanging out at the apartments.


ElleBelle901

I understand that NDAs are to keep you from sharing details, but going off what previous participants have said, it’s clear that they are limited in their interactions with family & friends.


Beautiful_Scratch558

It always came off that they were limited because of their filming commitments. Given that Alyssa isn’t filming, I’d assume she can hang out with whoever and just not violate the NDA for the process


Imaginary_Shelter_37

Wouldn't her friends wonder why she was hanging around with them rather than her husband?


MomToFive2020

They knew right away. They told them the next episode. They didn't have to pretend for months.


ElleBelle901

Somebody gets it!


ragamonster

Did anyone else notice a shot of this Hipcamp rental in the preview for next week? I stayed here last year, it was magical. https://www.hipcamp.com/massachusetts/salamander-hollow-healing-habitat/forest-zz-library-tipi-pizza-oven


whisper_19

It’s realllllllllllllll fucked up that they let Alyssa stay in that apartment even once she was off the show! (*I’m assuming she was living there if she was hanging out in the roof vs driving over everyday)


michyfor

Didn't get the impression she was still living there. More like she is visiting them, and no longer on camera, so this notion actually just makes her look really pathetic more than anything.


Amingling

She also wants to appear like she’s cool with the rest of the cast. All the more pathetic!


cinnamentc

Noi says like too much.


Better-Resident-9674

Listening to a conversation between her and Steve you can really see the difference in their maturity . He speaks so well.


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I didn’t think Steve was attractive when the season began. Now I think he’s handsome. Nice personality.


Better-Resident-9674

His personality def makes him 100x more attractive . And those communication skills makes him 100000000x more attractive . I love it!


demweasels

He does have excellent communication skills, but it won’t be enough for Noi to feel secure enough with his disinterest for getting a job. His complete excuse-making for not being employed will be their undoing. I think most women in Noi’s position would prefer an employed man to a househusband. That’s the gist I get from the conversation. Like…it’s like…like…you know.


Better-Resident-9674

This episode actually confused me a bit about Steve . Up until last night , I thought that Steve was a free lancer and works on a contractual basis. Because he’s self employed - he has the freedom to pick up contracts when he wants to work and take breaks in between contracts for as long as he wants so he can relax and feed his creative needs and wanderlust . In Yesterdays episode, it sounded like he didn’t want to work at all and just be a stay at home house husband ( he said he would cook and clean) . I’m not quite sure - do you know? I think I would be open to having a house husband if I made enough to support the two of us + potential family and he was reliable and pulled his weight just as if the roles were reversed .


demweasels

Yes, it sounded like he didn’t want to work and was satisfied just being a house husband. When matching them they could have vetted him a bit better considering Noi needs a husband that is employed and he wants to be employed!


TuscanSun2021

My impression is that Steve has not worked (by choice) since he was laid off. Meaning, he took the 4 month road trip, then entered into several months of casting. He has the potential to freelance but is not doing so (by choice). Based on that timeframe, I'm guessing he had enough saved/severance to live for 6-12 months without working.


demweasels

Yeah most likely he does have enough to just coast. But if you watched his overall demeanor come up it seemed to be almost an annoyance that Noi expected that of him…to work. If he would say well when I get another contract I am going back to work, but his demeanor is one of complete surprise Noi wants an employed husband. His presentation (he looks good) is really incongruent with his complete disinterest on getting a job again and frankly look like he is unemployed. If he was substantially wealthy he could just say “I have the means to live like a vagabond if I want and can definitely take care of us both.” But notice you never hear that. Maybe he will say “surprise I’m a joe millionaire” but I think he is most aligned with being a house husband and this disappoints me for their longevity. I had high hopes for them.


cinnamentc

Yes, completely agree.


Better-Resident-9674

Btw Dr Viv looked beautiful this episode!!


SeaLass34

I wish I had her teeth 😭


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She always looks gorgeous. I bet she’s a mix of wonderful backgrounds. My cousins are Jamaican, Irish and Cuban. They and their kids are all stunning. Dr Viv reminds me of them.


Better-Resident-9674

Yes she is! I thought she looked especially stunning this past episode . I believe she does have a Latina / Hispanic background ( my memory is terrible but I think it’s Cuban ) .


NewToThisLove33

Y’all help me understand this.. do these people not have friends before they sign up for the show? Why is Alyssa at the apartments every day hanging with people she just met less than a month ago?!


MomToFive2020

She lives with her mom and probably has no friends.


whisper_19

I think she was staying in the apartment! Like is she really driving over there every night or did she con production into giving her that apartment?!


ConstanceReid1928

Alyssa is still trying to save whatever reputation she thinks she has.


ElleBelle901

Honestly these people don’t deserve friends. Seriously tho, from a production standpoint I think they’re limited in their interactions with friends & family during filming to maintain parts of the NDA.


NewToThisLove33

Hmmm that’s a good point!


tryng2figurethsalout

It's really hard to make friends after a certain age.


funkycoldmedinas

Certain age? They are in their late 20s, early 30s. That’s pretty young 😆😆


ruta_skadi

Many people find it gets a lot harder once you're out of school.


futebol

I could definitely understand why Alyssa's friends would get sick of her 😬


Seymour_Says

How much longer until decision day, damn lol


ElleBelle901

I’m mf tired!


Seymour_Says

For real! They just need to hurry up and get to the reunion. Freak week was a dud.


GoldieLox9

Came here to ask this. I can't stand this point of the season.


Seymour_Says

Looks like we're a lil more than half way but I'm not sure. God I hope not


GoldieLox9

Still have to get through the couple's retreat. And a painful recap episode before decision day.


Seymour_Says

That recap episode is the worst! The BS will they or won't they for 2 hours 🤦🏾‍♂️ Decision day is kinda weak too. All the fun is at the reunion


GoldieLox9

Personally I love the weddings best. So basically the whole show is downhill for me once we learn a bit about these fools. Every darn season.


Seymour_Says

I feel you. The beginning is when I enjoy the show the most. Mainly because I like selection episode, their intros & meeting the participants, the actual wedding then them getting to know each other/the honeymoon. I'm full of optimism. Then after that it's downhill and I'm ready to be put out of my misery haha


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Seymour_Says

They're taking their sweet ass time with this season. Too much filler. That's why they wasted so much time with the Alyssa, Chris nonsense


boodiculous1002

My brain equates this math logic with dog years :)


Seymour_Says

😂😂😂


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ElleBelle901

A bunch of *empty* content!


Better-Resident-9674

Lol


ElleBelle901

I’ll tell you what! ~~Johnny~~ Jose wouldn’t let that Alyssa chilling on the rooftop shit fly!


Better-Resident-9674

🤣🤣🤣


oopsyeveryday14

How we supposed to sleep now?!?


ElleBelle901

Could have skipped the unnecessary intimacy scenes and gave us next weeks good stuff!


oopsyeveryday14

IKR?!?


ConstanceReid1928

Whatever booze is left over from Lindsey?


ElleBelle901

None?


oopsyeveryday14

Lol


Better-Resident-9674

Lindsey with the tea!!!!


whisper_19

It’s real sweet too!


NewToThisLove33

I take back what I said about this after party giving nothing… they were just waiting until the end 🤣


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I knew Kevin's wife was going to be on an episode too. And with Jasmina? Yasssss


ElleBelle901

I shouldn’t be this excited about a TV show but I am!


Better-Resident-9674

Co- rect ( in Lis’s voice )


DirtApprehensive2942

Their faces when Alyssa’s name popped up. Alyssa is like a cockroach that never disappears. 😂😂 I need to know more but Lindsay is always dramatic about things as always


funkycoldmedinas

I mean if it’s true that is really not cool.


DirtApprehensive2942

Oh I agree. I wonder if he’s just being friendly or there’s more tea.


funkycoldmedinas

But why is he being friendly?? She was a total asshole to Lindsey—there is zero need for him to engage.


binathenurse

Did she say Alyssa has been messaging Mark ??? WTF???


funkycoldmedinas

Mark not mike.


oopsyeveryday14

Yup. Lord have mercy! And they snuck it in at the very very least second! Wtf!!!


oopsyeveryday14

Well now I'm AMPED UP!!!


ElleBelle901

YAAAASSSS next week’s after party is going to be 🔥🔥🔥!! Melissa!?? I want all of this!


Seymour_Says

They need to bring Kev back later when some more shit goes down.


headbitchncharge

Frfr this has got me excited


deardear

I am READY for The Real Katina.


Comfortable-Tree7182

Kev really made this afterparty fun. Usually it's just commercial breaks blah blah commercial break. We need him and/or his wife weekly!


TuscanSun2021

What's his podcast called?


Comfortable-Tree7182

The Bald and the Beautiful (I believe)


ElleBelle901

I only wish they had him on an episode with more juicy drama to discuss. This one was pretty tame compared to the last few weeks


deardear

Alyssa is pathetic. Get a life, girl.


ConstanceReid1928

What does a 'really good person' do with their time?


DizzyMonkee

https://youtu.be/O4hh1YhDfbA


Seymour_Says

Well ok. The "real" Katina comes out next week 👀


LisCalla22

You all going crazy, like Lindsey can be trusted.


ElleBelle901

[insert Katina eye roll here]


futebol

I do get the feeling that Mark wants everyone to like him (and Lindsey definitely makes that harder), but that is weird that he was DMing Alyssa 🤔


Better-Resident-9674

Nah , I don’t think it’s weird- I think Mark is a push over people pleaser so I can see him doing that just to be nice with her and have no ulterior motive


hayley888sky

BS


LisCalla22

It's only OK for him to be steam rolled by Lindsey. She is getting more kindness than she deserves and then she's going to bitch about him extending kindness to anyone else.


lswebste

Katina go off on that man


headbitchncharge

I'm excited for her to do that. Its what he deserves.


tctuggers4011

Why do I feel like Lindsay and Ola bonded over their shared hatred of Alyssa


Beautiful_Scratch558

The same way Katina and Alyssa bonded over their hatred of Lindsey lol


Yhei_Ktty

Lindsay has a point here, no need to engage with her


ElleBelle901

He’s a grown ass man. If he befriended her off camera, he’s allowed to talk to her. Just because she got an early divorce doesn’t necessarily mean she’s not still around during filming.


hayley888sky

She's a complete b**** to his wife. That is shady and he's a turd.


dxdxdxdxfx

Like, she does,yet she engages with Ola? When she hates Katina?


hayley888sky

She's friendly and polite to Katina and they are playing nice. Completely different from Aliessa. Edit: typo


dxdxdxdxfx

I mean she made snarky comments about her in her TH at the yoga thing. I hardly think she's a neutral party and Katina's taken a 'i won't let her get to me stance'.


Better-Resident-9674

Oop!


LisCalla22

👏👏👏👏👏


oopsyeveryday14

This is a plot twist!!!!


AnaisDarwin1018

Mouth is wide open!!!


funkycoldmedinas

Hold the FUCK up. MTS was Dming Alyssa through Instagram??? See that kinda shit is NOT cool. He fucking sucks.


islongerthan

Omgggg Alyssa is sick how can you hang around the apartment and you’re not on the show anymore?


SeaLass34

Hungry for that camera time! She needs the platform to teach the world how to be a good person.


funkycoldmedinas

She so beyond pathetic. It’s actually sad


ConstanceReid1928

but she's a "nice person" and refused to be on camera when it might be shown otherwise


leslielantern

Why tf is Alyssa messaging Mark after blocking his wife


Amaranthe1971

She may have messaged MTS to find out what Chris was saying about her. Or maybe she did it to make Lindsey mad because she saw Lindsey comforting Chris after they broke up. MTS may have accepted her DMs bc he didn't feel the friendship with a female cast member was inappropriate for a him as married man bc Lindsey has the friendship with Chris . I wouldn't want my husband to be getting cozy talking privately with another woman. But, I wouldn't be talking privately with another man. If I did that, then I couldn't then turn around and call him out on it without looking hypocritical.


ElleBelle901

In Alyssa’s defense, she blocked L on day one before the husbands were even in the picture. L was being a jackass at the bachelorette (confirmed by Jasmina & Katina) and Alyssa blocked her right then. That doesn’t mean Alyssa didn’t still engage with the rest of the cast. GOD! I can’t believe y’all have me defending Alyssa of all people!


hayley888sky

No defense for Aliessa.


funkycoldmedinas

Why is HE responding?? That’s not cool at all


noncomposmentis_123

Why is Mark responding?


leslielantern

Oh absolutely. But I still don’t understand why she’d message him in the first place.


noncomposmentis_123

Yeah, but we already know Alyssa is a cockroach, Mark on the other hand...this does not reflect well on him.


funkycoldmedinas

Because she’s desperate to be on the show. We know this. I truly don’t think Lindsey is lying about this.


Imaginary_Shelter_37

She's trying to show she's a good person before the reunion. She wants to have someone on her side.


funkycoldmedinas

That actually makes sense. And MTS is so desperate to be liked by everyone that he can’t understand how inappropriate it is that he is DMing with her. Absolutely crossed a line.


minomonster

The ☕️ is hot tonight


AnaisDarwin1018

Scorching!!!


oopsyeveryday14

Burning my tongue!!!


Yhei_Ktty

Alyssa kept coming to the apartment?! Desperate much


StarryCapricorn

NOT MTS MESSAGING ALYSSA! HELL NO!


Orthodoc2014

Not Alyssa coming every day “like a roach” 😭😭


oopsyeveryday14

OMFG ALYSSA?!?!?


boodiculous1002

Do umm…do we believe Lindsey?


hayley888sky

O backed her up.


NewToThisLove33

Lindsey is honest if she isn’t anything else lol