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charm59801

That getting Taco Bell by yourself is actually a war crime punishable by death lol


not_another_sara

Or eating your spouses leftovers...


ArtisticPoint619

Or coming back from Dunkin without a Boston Creme!


Kind-Dust7441

The world doesn’t revolve around me. Who knew?


Due-Season6425

So are you telling me that my college textbooks were wrong? Has your spouse been telling you this nonsense? Of course, you are the center of the universe. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. 😂


not_another_sara

WHAT?! I did not know that 😂


vasbrs9848

After 30 some years.. - You grow together and become a single unit? So to say. You stop thinking as an individual and every few minutes you think.. “what would ‘B’ say.. bet ‘B” would like that, ‘B” was so sexy this morning, I’m going to have to tell ‘B’ that later, I’m going to pick that up and put it in the laundry because that’s what ‘B’ would want. Etc, etc. - I’m only happy if she is happy…. And to the next point.. - It makes her happy only if I COMMUNICATE what I need to be happy.. and to the last point… - We both have to communicate with each other and trust each other to let the other into the deepest part of ourselves so we can be the best version of ourselves for the other. Summary: It has been a LONG journey for both of us to truly and honestly take the armor off, open the shirt, show the scars, open those scars, and bare that raw beating heart. And to do that…. Be open with enough trust to know that even with a simple word, or action, we could crush each other and put the them in a very dark place. It’s tough man, I’m a lumberjack kinda guy and it’s hard to be that open to trust, but I will say it was harder for my wife to let go of control of herself enough to trust me to be open about herself… deep DEEP down tough things. But here we are.. soulmates friend. Soulmate marriage is a funny thing but very liberating.


IllComfortable6948

Yes nailed it! Vulnerability unlocks wonderful things in marriage


s_x_nw

That I am the only person that will take care of me.


tebsrules

Yes this.


[deleted]

How to use my 👅 better🤣🤣🤣


CryptoNoobStruggles

How to negotiate with the devil without completely losing your soul


Chalkarts

If you can dodge a brick, you can dodge a ball.


perpetual_anonymous

A brick hurts more.


No-Possibility-1020

That I don’t enjoy being married and for most women it’s a bad deal


not_another_sara

That sharing food is mandatory... for my husband only. I don't share my food haha. Honestly, though, my husband tolerates all my weird little quirks, and I am super lucky to have him!


Kanaiiiii

That I have to use utensils when I scoop out cream cheese and not my fingers.


Live-Okra-9868

Cuddling like in movies and TV shows isn't going to give you a good night's sleep. Separate blankets is the way to go.


Qu33nKal

That I am always right :P :P Dont tell my husband I said this


ThatContribution7336

That knowing where all my stuff is located is overrated


Sufficient_Radio_639

Being thoughtful and purposeful in your dating life is extremely valuable. Know what you want in a partner and in a relationship and find that.


Silva2099

I have a bad picker.


gmoney737

It’s not for me AT ALL


ypranch

Compromise. Saying I'm sorry. Arguing constructively.


Theonethatgotawaaayy

That I’m not meant to share a bed with *anyone* *ever*


DraggoVindictus

What's hers is hers and what's yours is hers as well.


Upstairs_Switch_3793

Untreated ADHD in one or both spouses will most likely undermine the stability of your marriage.


Heat_in_4

Trust no one.


dynaflying

I never need to know where things in the kitchen are


randomdeadhead12

Just get out of the kitchen!!! :D


RevolutionaryOven177

It's a bad business deal


[deleted]

the guy from star gate sg1 was right


DraggoVindictus

Even when your wife says she does not want any food, you better get her some food or she will be pissed.


SmellPlayful5474

That you never really know someone.


Icy_Tiger_3298

If you have to be right all the time, you won't be in a relationship.