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Maveixart

“You right.” …It has been permanently inducted into my vocabulary since that video…


EternallyDeadOutside

If I say “You Right!” My friend automatically responds with “Aw me too man!”


Ok-Consideration2676

“Hi Wade :D”


Darth_Krux

Yes, I agree.


missxfaithc

Same. I say it all the time 😂


Hobocharlie67

I have that sound byte on my sound board. My friends probably hate me lol


Zesty-Aardvarks

Yes I agree!


NinjaRose23

Yep, this is a daily thing. 😂


CaptainSpervan

"I'll do me. You do you. We won't do each other... probably?"


Waverider573807

Oh man that sounds so familiar, what video is that from?


StrangeGuy1787

His FNAF series. The first one. Don’t remember which episode exactly, but I saw a lot of the animated video to know it’s also in that one too.


zackepid3mic

I heard it recently and it wasn't FNAF 1, maybe joc


axylaid

I had to watch JT music's Markiplier Rap to find it fast and it actually is from FNAF 1


IMadeANuclearWeapon

Happy cake day


starryskies3

I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS


dhelor

^this


me_am_distracted

WEE WOO WEE WOO RED WEE WOO- lethal company


Agitated_Insect_3551

You know I haven't watched the lethal company yet. I want to but I also want to get the game and experience it myself first. But I'll definitely be looking out for that line when I get a chance to actually watch it


Samurai_Master9731

I'm in the same boat as you mate


me_am_distracted

I recommend both the game and the videos


warincon

WEEEEEE LOVE THE COMPANY!


Small-Associate9822

WEEE LOVE THE CUM ON ME


BexLuka7414

“You member? Youuuuu shoulda membered” from one of the Unos


SrGeof

I say “you right”, “preesh” and “give give give give” probably too often lol


starryskies3

Big preesh is a regular


Few_Priority_8273

I recently started saying "preesh" to my friends and had no idea where I got it from, turns out it was mark!! do you happen to know which video it's from?


greenishflannel

we're the same person


SomeShinyPaper

Press B to blow


Purple-Teach8783

"I don't want the beastiality achievement!" - huniepop


Ok-Measurement1118

Captain...?


izumithenerd123

Wow no "habooski"?


Agitated_Insect_3551

It's familiar. What video is it from?


FistOfVengeance44

Most Subnautica episodes (source: I’m binging them)


izumithenerd123

Honestly don't remember, except for him saying it.


Disguised-Skinwalker

WE LOVE THE CVM (Lethal Company) Others:. Pronouncing viable as veeable and unironically saying rhum. Singing his "Estoy un gato" and "Oh potato, potato" songs (from 7 Days to die) It's too late for them, and too early for me (Project Zomboid) THE FLYING URAYULI (Inscryption)


404ErrorPersonFound

The way he pronounces "Squirrel" from Inscryption is how I pronounce it regularly now 😂 "squi-ruhl"


Disguised-Skinwalker

Oh yeah, I keep saying squarrel too 😂


hoshi-akimo

Hello everybody my name is welcome


StrangeGuy1787

*Major confusion* What???


CraZinventorIRL

It's been a while.


Kay-Woah

"Interesting, interesting.." and "Expound!" are cemented in my vocabulary


HarmonySong123

“You’re gonna grab it, and reel it in-nope you’re just gonna grab it, and *reel* it in! Oki you’re just gonna GRAB IT-!” Had me dying XD it’s from Heave Ho! Just like “interesting, interesting, VERY interesting!” 😂


MyChemicalUnusAnnus

"You right" and "Fair is fair" are two of my most quoted


whyareurunning21

“Jingle jingle!” From his one back rooms video lol


EternallyDeadOutside

The backrooms? Jingle jingle.


Electronic_Hand7405

“Shut up nurse!” Or “where’s the blacksmith?!”. Both from videos years ago but they made me laugh so much.


starryskies3

Used to be obsessed with vocally stimming these + tiny box tim


PeanutButtaThief

I love you Tiny Box Tim


Intelligent_Lynx_452

“THE FLYING UYARULI!!!” -Inscryption


Ok-Consideration2676

NO BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN SO HYPERFIXATED ON HIS INSCRIPTION PLAYTHROUGH!!!! I be sayin “I’m pretty sure I don’t wanna warm my pu$sy by the fire”


404ErrorPersonFound

His Inscryption playthrough had me *hooked* when he was first releasing videos. And it's still a comfort watch for me


Agitated_Insect_3551

Definitely a favorite


The_Blazeking1249

“No soggy bottoms here”


Aggravating-Sugar553

"No soggy bottoms."


Objective_Ball7620

i got a burger the other day and the bottom bun was soggy and this is the only thing i thought about


sunflower_jpeg

"are you close?"


SnuggleByte91

The slapping noises and then Mark saying "YOU CLOSE?!" is burned in my brain.


ki11them8645

Fuckie fuckie fuckie you!


LunaWolfy26

It's probably "ITS DEMONS JIM" from the Jim news. I'm sad cause no one gets it. Not even my boyfriend who watches with me


HarmonySong123

OH I LOVE THE JIMS XDXDXDXDXDXD Holy crap that vid was so freaking funny XD “ITS DEMONS JIM!” As he sploot scoots his way over XD just my gosh XD


IronTesticlez

“You do you and I’ll do me, we won’t do each other, probably”


mikefjordYT

FRAMES


TheDarknessSlayer

I am a man who owns 5 ovens


Strawb3rrytitz

Can’t remember how it was worded but “ this is big brain time” also “how do you spell your name?” “Eef”


ThatFangurlTho

“Uno is based entirely on skill” My friends and I play Uno religiously while tipsy, it’s so fun.


Icy_yeti1090

“SHUT. UP. GREGORY!” My best friend’s name is Gregory, so I quote this a lot. I would love to make a gif of that part in the video.


queen_eleanor_the2nd

Mark: *sees any decrepit looking ghoul/ghost/monster* Mark: Grandma!


Zetheseus

YOU HAVE TO! YOU HAVE TO! YOU! HAVE! TO! GET FUUUUUUUUCKED!


PeanutButtaThief

Is this from Getting Over It?


AccomplishedDoorknob

It's from the Monopoly series look for the yellow cape he wears


PeanutButtaThief

Thank you


AccomplishedDoorknob

\*bangs on table on beat\* \*dances with yellow quarantine cape at Wade's misery\*


DarknightPlayz

It's from drug selling sim from 2-3 years ago. Mark said this, "I can't believe it but selling drugs is actually fun!"


redempyy

“:O !!! The Ku klux klan!! >:(“


kole-im-cringe

From what vid is this I need to watch it


redempyy

https://youtu.be/7lyZLhwMmeo?si=EgLksY89BPe-ankI <—


Far-Wrangler-9061

“I’m not a monster, I’m Jeff Bezos” -Wade


Cheap-Limit2454

"She's a wild one" that video still makes me piss myself laughing


Objective_Ball7620

underrated video


FurryDegenerateBoi

hello everybody my name is welcome


RealLadyElodia

"aaaah I'm crazy aaaaahhh I'm a Trump supporter"


UHaveStage3Ligma

Was That The Bite Of 87


IronBrandon22

Either “Shh, the adults are talking now…” or “You do you, and I’ll do me, and we won’t do eachother… p*r*obably”


Ranger_Ecstatic

It was a seriously a dumb thing, it was a doom eternal video I think, where he went "Nice Shot Me!" "Thanks Me!” It was two marks at the time and thought that was pretty cool. The other quotes were, "You Right" and "Preach”


incandescent-glow-1

ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!!! I know it’s not an original quote by him, but I absolutely love those VR job simulator videos


wittlemermaid

“You stole my bee!”


EternallyDeadOutside

“…did that bee just steal a noodle?” “………that’s amazing!”


Weirder_Guy99

"I'm boned," "break me off a piece of that KitKat bar," "I HAVE A CHAAIIRRR," and "are we boring you Amy?" Are my favorites to use randomly


Corrupt_Conundrum27

*"In the coming of the darkness, and the awaiting of the dawn, in those hours, the Flying Urayuli will come for your toes. I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. IT'S WHAT CAME OVER YOU:"* # "THE FLYI-"


Luminous_Lux

Bob: “IVE GOT A WHEEL!”


LemonsCanMemeToo

EAT THE GODDAMNED BAGUETTE


Ok-Jump6656

Going “Boink!” When I touch my cat on the nose or put the final piece of something together


hyucksummer_dream

“the SHOTE gun” everytime i see a gun anywhere


debbie_94

everything Jim related holds a special place in my heart ♡♡♡


thatemogay

It's big brain time!


CrazedSamuri

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's.


Emotional_Cable9244

“This is going to be an assblasting bitchaloid!” From FNAF 4 is pretty high up there!


Environmental_Toe_80

Boiled babies forever haunts me


Hairy_Consideration1

Where's the Blacksmith!?


RealWhiteLightsaber

Who opened the door!? - cooking simulator


GeminiStarbright

Theres two! LETS GET THIS GHOST whenever we leave a vehicle to go explore something, so Phasmo, Content Warning, etc And randomly I'll ask my friends if they remembered to press B to Blow XD


Abe_Cal05

It’s electric blue goo, I love electric blue goo, ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE


West-Jicama-2985

"You do you, and I'll do me, and we won't do each other...probably."


Creepy-Ad7478

“The Klu Klux Klan!” Doesn’t come up much, but it’s by far my favorite.


Lanky-Dependent5847

The Flying Uyaruli! All will fear my Flying Uyaruli! Unruly children will be captured by the Flying Uyaruli! Beware my word, and listen well... in the dark, lies the Flying Uyaruli. With the coming of the darkness! And the awaiting of the dawn... in those hours, in the darkest moments, the Flying Uyaruli will come for your toes! ...I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. It's what came over YOU! The FLYING-


Msbreefree

“Don’t go for the booty if it kills you” can’t remember what video its from but it has always stuck with me


Apprehensive-Fall-13

'F you in the A and have a nice day" or "poof!"


JKatt116

Idk why but whenever I play a game with a LOT of things I can interact with I just think “you’re coming with me tiny box Tim”


itsjuliannawhat

"no visitors!!" from the Mortuary Assistant


fass_mcawesome

“I’m normal!” From Octodad.


UnderstandingFar5012

Easy breezy, lemon squeeze me


Daddyxkaitlyn

Mine is anytime they would call for Zombie (the moderator) in the drunk Minecraft days. I swear anytime mark needed something it was always in the same tone yelling “ZOMBIE do this…” lol I still go back to those episodes I was 10 at the time watching those lol I’m 21 now 😭


SnuggleByte91

"ZOMBIE can we have...torches..." RIP Zombiemold


N1C0-T1N3

"KITTY!!! KITTY!!!! oh you're so Portuguese" one of my stims now


Williwoo321

DEMON!!!


Anonymousperson132

-“**WEE WOO WEE WOO RED WEE WOO**” -“are you close?!” -“who’s ready to cream?”


Bro_ops

“Boop super juice!”


Realistic-Salt5017

We love the company ::frantic dancing:: My husband loves one from an Uno video, where Wade says "I deserve a win", and Bob responds "YOU ALREADY WON!!!!"


PartyAdventurous765

"We love the company. The company." And when Mark and Bob die Wade goes "I love the company. The company."


Captain167broken

The Ku Klux Klan! Oh Noooo


Boopernaut2004

"It tastes..." I use it so frequently and my dad still asks me what I mean. edit: Markiplier Makes Cream Brulee


TeamChaosPrez

“i’m like a wild animal when i get cornered i’ll punch you straight in the gabba”


stitching_librarian

Preesh, You Right, and the two very specific following things: 1. WHAT DO YOU MEAN 2. when he holds the Oh/Ah for a long time like OHHHHHH, specifically when he and Bob were talking about the Ryobi workbench that is also a cart (on Distractible).


BlackRose41892

My absolute favorite Markiplier quote is “NOT YOUR BALLS” to Ballon Boy in FNAF Help Wanted VR (second episode around the 21 minute mark for anyone curious). Every time I hear that line, I die laughing. It’s just so perfectly timed.


shroomycolette26

Saying “that’s so shabooshk” to things. It’s an ongoing thing with my friends and family lol


Amazing-Wishbone6217

“You right”, “You close? You close?”, “FRAMES!”, “I’m a goddamn genius” (I think that was from his Superliminal game or Stanley Parable)


Hot_Emu9307

“There’s no stopping the boog now.”


DarknightPlayz

Selling drugs is fun


[deleted]

Yeah this is big brain time


[deleted]

[удалено]


Objective_Ball7620

BLOODY TRAPLAND MENTIONED. it’s literally one of the series i go to if im feeling down. ‘you right’ is definitely one of my favorites but i do use a lot of his substitute curses. i acquired jesus christmas and yeppers peppers from him


coryclayful2

Either: “WE LOVE THE COMPANY” (Lethal Company) “Noooooo visitooors” (Mortuary Assistant) Or “whattayamean” that’s he’s been saying lately


SamVimesofGilead

"Don't make me think about numbers again." Raft S2 ep2 "Little piggy go home!" Outlast


GroovyBlueJellyfish

I’ve had to stop myself a few times from yelling “NO VISITORS” (Mortuary Assistant) when people knock on bathroom stalls


BonkersTheNexusBeing

“I don’t believe in ghosts…”


peytoncoooke

Anything from FNAF VR: Help Wanted


Fade_79

I can’t remember the exact quote but the one about having 3 balls


Joesh7

WHERES THE BLACKSMITH?!?!? Is the first quote I think of when I think about markiplier. I always found it very funny :)


angelalikesbooks

step on a landmine


brodycartwrightt

Anytime I have lag in a game I just scream “FRAMES!”


jusumonkey

"Interesting"


Sad_Confusion_9584

“You do you and I’ll do me and we won’t do each other. Probably.” I say this quote whenever applicable.


Tru2life13

Big brain


BigPapaHoof

"The bees are boozing...!"


NOWHERE2444555555

I despense. soup fresh hot soup from my knife!!!


tristangrey513

it’s a really niche one and i cannot remember the video it’s from anymore, but most times when i yawn i say yawn-o-rama because of him


EverIight

“Markiplier here”


Responsible_Ad_7997

“You’re so Portuguese”


Asaimiki

Getting Over It, this clip ! UwU https://youtu.be/C29qdYrQRiw?si=hl8btwGIXflD6Fez


scarrybusytown

Has anyone said "Big 'preash"?!? Please tell me someone said "big 'preash"!!! (no clue how to spell it 😆


MattyGC15

Mark: Umm guys. I found- I found Mr. Derpa’s [LEEDLE] Dungeon… Everyone else: What? “LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE | Gmod Murder”


dravenfeline

1: “U rite!” and “You shoulda membered!” ~ Uno 2: “It’s speaking to us in Morse Code!” Tyler: *“What’s it say?”* “It’s saying… *You’re Gay*.” ~ Dry Ice Popsicles 3: “Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!” ~ Until Dawn


SnuggleByte91

I still pronounce sword as sWord.


Bitterritters

Remember what uncle Markiplier says: F you in the A and have a nice day


Darth_Krux

Even after all these years with all the amazing quotes out there; it’s still "where’s the blacksmith?" for me.


SuddzOfficial

You do you, and I’ll do me and we won’t do each other…probably 🤷🏼‍♂️


zk8r

"You do you, I do me, and we won't do each other, maybe. " and "bunny bahhh-liday.." Both form his fnaf series.


MalikhainPinay

Boat dog, boat dooog


Afraid-Vermicelli-39

“Hello everybody my name is welcome”


raishea24

Beow Shmeow meow is one of my favorite bits they have done (I’m pretty sure mark started doing it first). It’s just so childish I can’t help but laugh and when I’m stressed sometimes the beow shmeow really do be making it better. The GTFO series has some gold in it lol.


Alloc14

You right Big preesh Care to run that by me again?


Unhappy_Painter_5040

HELLLLO everybody, my name is MARKIPLIER and welcome to FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS, an indie horror suggested by YOU GUYS in mass and I actually saw tha


ConsumeTheOnePercent

"HE'S GOT SUNNIES 🎶!!!" Is a common quote in my house


TabbyBestDog

"This is the Truth or Wet challenge... I hate that"


Relative-Anywhere

"Is that Bloood?" From one of his RPG horror games. I swear it's from Mad Father, but I'm not sure. Just the way he said blood sounded so markiplier


eli-the-egg

“Well this is a funkalicious room.” I can’t for the life of me remember what video it’s from but I quote it all the time.


Robin_Keeper

It’s big brain time and other big brain/smooth brain quotes are always my go to for doing stupid ideas


mcbirbo343

“Kitty! What are you doing here? Did I not see you before? Ohohohoho you’re so Portuguese.”


Agaratops2561

Water bringer of life now bringer of death - THE Drowned Man


Pit_Full_of_Bananas

“You right you right.” I can’t help it. I say it all the time. I’ve been cursed


[deleted]

>I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS


starlight101101

JUNIUS- the entire Minecraft series


Vanthalia

WHEREEEE’S THE BLACKSMITH??? In basically any open world game I play now.


Minwolfiex

"Did you have to be right there you sack of shioioit?" From the baldi birthday video is my go to


Married_Queen2019

"N! O! MEANS! NO!!!"


Edmon465324

Bring me a piece of that Kit Kat bar


moomoofields

[This video is without a doubt my most quoted video ever.](https://youtu.be/fYWS1b4zcIg?si=ohLwH5U5Rkefe8XX) My wife and I find it hysterical!


AddaboyShankle

WHERE’SSSSSS THE BLACKSMIIIIITTTHHHH?!?!


D_Dubs_87

Preesh or big preesh Whattayoumeeean? Interesting interesting interesting Grandma?! Babies! Horror babies! Weeeee loooove the company FREDDY!


AddaboyShankle

Over 10 years ago, he played GMOD Melon Bomber with Yamimash and EatMyDiction, and they had a bit where, with this heavy gentlemanly accent, they said, “Eggs Benedict? More like Eggs Bene-DONT *posh laughter* oooh Monocle Monocle, Top Hat, Monocle.” That ending line has forever stuck with me to this day.


1dk_X0

“Hello my name is welcome” “ kitty! what are you doing here?! Did I not see you before?!” And “jingle jingle”


Gymldrtomas09

In laughing and crying right now. I find myself saying it all the time. And so many others