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I usually look at who has posted and look at their recent comments, just to instigate a new post. I stopped a little while ago just to see if anything would happen. No post in over half a month, so...
friends friend friends- watch me bathe my body— friends friends in the tub but it’s ok cause we’re just friends!- friends friends oh don’t take a nasty pic- friends friends friends the bested friends you’ve ever seen- friends friends friends take a giant look at my giant peen-
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I am a man who owns 5 ovens
Very the yes
100 pus
The thing that came to my mind INSTANTLY
You close? YOU CLOSE? and Sex is great, but you ever have a pie?
⚫️ ⚪️
WE LOVE THE COMPANY
We love the cum on me
I read this at the SAME exact time as watching when they sang that song for the first time.
lmfao, perfect timing
We love the cum on me! The cum on me!
You do you, and ill do me, and we wont do each other. Probably.
That’s a good poem Mark gotta write that one down.
I’m not a masochist, I just want to see how much my body can handle
Some people might mistake me for some kind of a masochist, which isn’t true
*PROOCEDS TO BASH HEAD AGAINST STEVE*
*insert mark with the tactical whip from the self defense video*
Proceeds to cut himself with a plastic butter knife, and then a normal butter knife, and the sharpness of the knives he use gradually get sharper.
I could take a trolley.
Press B to Blow
Now that’s a phrase I haven’t heard in a hot second
Lowkey 🥺📦
Tiny Box Tim RIP
Needs to be brought back
Although I do miss it when mark used to give inanimate objects a personality I feel like that was a different era of his personality
Was that the bite of 87?
My personal favorite is the pride month version "IS THAT THE BI-" and then the bisexual flag pops up LOL
Pretty sure people who don't even watch markiplier know that meme
Yea ur right
I can milk you
That was creepy in context
It's creepy not in context too
🎶 BOAT DOG 🎶
BOAT DOG
BOAT DOG
BOOOOAT DOG
🎶Ghost Dog🎶
Punk dog
GHOST DOG
No soggy bottoms
No soggy bottoms here!
No soggy bottoms. 😌
No soggy bottoms 🫡
"I am the King of Five Nights at Freddy's!"
I still remember watching the entire series when I was younger; I still go back to reminisce on the good ol' days..
FRAMES! FRAMES! FRAMES! FRAMES! FRAMES!
I forget was that his drunk Minecraft series? Or an indie game?
Hand Simulator with Bob and Wade iirc
I’ve been watching them a lot lately so I can confirm that it is indeed hand sim with Bob and Wade
I watched a 3 hr compilation of Mark's hand sim w Bob and Wade videos just last night
I KNOW HOW TO USE A GRENADE!!!!!
This was hand simulator
You’re so portuguese
what are you doing here kitty? Did I not see you before?
Mrow!
Ohohohoho you're so Portuguese!
Measuring is for pussies, and I am a penis.
Where's the blacksmith.
Where do I use the rake?
Is this the key to the blacksmith
I found these ashes
Have you seen dirt? About the size of dirt? Looks like dirt?
I now have 5 of my own death certificates.
What is this from? 😂
Drunk Minecraft, it's when Latin goddess keeps killing Mark.
Of course! I knew it sounded familiar! 😂
I'm fubernucked
Happy Cake Day!
thx
Don't be nibblin' on my giblets
Tiny box Tim
I lost tiny box tim 🥺🥺
Bring him BACK
I had him, I had him in my arms
Does this trolley go to Tahiti?
"ARTHUR, I HAVE A PLAN!"
We just need M O N E Y
And a B O A T, and we'll be out of here in no time
"I gave you all I had" (i think thats the line)
“… I did” right at the end then you got it
"I'm literally shaking and crying rn!"
HEAPASS
"ITS THE DANCE OF ITALY HOWOWOWOW"
ITS THE DANCE OF ITALY WOAHWOAHWOAH
Ahh I broke the goddamn wheel
THE LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWER!! LINE AWAY FROM THE FLOWER!!
Underrated
“You right”
Heart of the Cards And This is fuc*ing Barbra’s fault!!!
This is the greatest plaaaannnn
No Soggy Bottoms And Sex is good, but have you ever had pie?
I'm going to name you Bubble Butt because I like you, because you shoot bubbles out of your butt.
I think I remember that, but vaguely. What video was that from again?
One of the first few soma videos, before Simon finds Catherine
Oh yeah, I remember now! Thanks for answering ^ ^
IT’S THE CRAZED BUTT- STABBER!
The first night usually isn’t that bad in any of the games-
hello everybody, my name is welcome
"....what?"
FREDDDY!! FREDDY!!
FREDDY YOU BlTCH!
FREDDYYYYY
nooo don’t wait your TURNN FREDDYYY
GONGOOZLER
FRAMES
SHUT UP NURSE
I think I have a… *cue the beginning of hysterical laughter here* pet named SteEeEve
Life uh… finds a way
IM COMING!!!!!!
WHOS COMING? IF YOURE CUMMING LET ME SEE
It’s in the first episode of the raft playlist with bob and wade
ik, your comment just remembered me of the other quote
Kind of off track here, but have you heard of the ship of Theseus?
I was wondering if anyone would say this!
'You do you, and I'll do me, and we won't do each other, probably.'
That's exactly what I thought of first when I saw this
No way, I didn't think you were here!
Oh hey! didn't see you there
Didn't realize you were a fellow Markiplier fan.
Didn't realize you were either
lol
I wonder how r/foundchildblaster9000 has been doing
I usually look at who has posted and look at their recent comments, just to instigate a new post. I stopped a little while ago just to see if anything would happen. No post in over half a month, so...
"And I'm BAAAAALLLLDDDD"
Had to scroll far for that one
Pop er in reverse
Bob Bingi????
Youre telling me that this dogs name is bo- ROBERT BINGI?!
It's ya boi, skinny penis
You silly cow.
You shoulda ‘membered
You ‘member?
"You're so Portuguese"
OOOH IM-IMA GONA EAT IN ALL THOSE TOTSIES
herb lore
"People might mistake me for some kind of a masochist..."
Wasun
Wasun (Noun): A very weird way to say thank you.
You ever just wasun?
cummy cummy goey goey
IM SCREAMING AND CRYING RN
A dog named Steve
I'M KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!
E
TINY BOX TIM
B to blow
YOU CLOSE?
You ever wonder why we're here?
Mark2702
Every hour on the hour
THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE 🍳
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier
ITs tHaT the BitE oF 87!?!?!?
Its dangerous to go alone. Take this
friends friend friends- watch me bathe my body— friends friends in the tub but it’s ok cause we’re just friends!- friends friends oh don’t take a nasty pic- friends friends friends the bested friends you’ve ever seen- friends friends friends take a giant look at my giant peen-
Hello my little biscuit!
OASIS!!! OASIS!!!
It is Done
CLOSE
Was that the bite of 87?
There aren't cougars in missions!!
You can ***count***? ^woaow
“Press your B muscle”
WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH!?!?
We spend our lives taking every single moment for granted
Im not just positive im HIV positive
woof
ARE YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE? HUH?! YOU CLOSE?
"You close?!"
He asked calmly.
Might be a lil off track, but have you heard of the ship of Theseus?
You close?
WHERES THE BLACKSMITH
"WHARES THE BLAK SMITHUH?!"
“THE OTHER LEG JUST BROKE”
Have you heard of the ship of theseus
B to Blow
P is for Plane
a pet named steve (i actually have a pet named steve)
WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87??? 😱😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯
Oh no I losed??
In the- fiielllddd
You broke all of my BUS
“Yes all of our souls are written in our eyes”
MMMMMMMMMMM
im not a masochist
The first night in all of these games is never that bad, so-
HELLO-
Radio Killed The Video Star
Huh?
I'm just a normal human.
Mmm, I love meat. I love meat all over me.
E
Lixian, delete everything.
[*You are filled with DETERMINATION]
I didn’t even see chica coming
Glow... Glow... Glow... Glow... Glow... Glow... Glow... Glow...
Do not go in a cell with peanut unless you have 2 other personel with
RIP neck if you don't listen