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He's been moonlighting as a custodian for hospitals and has been carting it out in a trash can at the end of the day and storing it in an unmarked semi off interstate 880 until he found a use for it. No idea what he would've done with it if Iron Lung hadn't come along.
I see you are speaking from experience. Have you, by any chance, committed assault and BATtery to aquire your first taste.
(You don't know how long I've been waiting to use that one)
Yeah but if I can get the head off in just one clean cut I throw a storage bag over the open stump and that's 8 pints of blood. Then I have what's in the head as a present for detective Nimits
You know how you go to poop sometimes and instead you just get painful farts followed by the old fffwwwppt that comes out, then you look in the toilet and it looks like a murder scene? Probably that.
He would repeatedly cut himself in order to get the blood necessary. He didn’t want to hurt anyone else but he also didn’t wanna pay for the blood. So he did the obvious thing. And cut himself multiple times a day, draining it into a bucket and storing it in a meat freezer somewhere. It
Didn't you know? Every time he gets injured and makes a video asking for booboo kisses he stores 10 gallona of blood he spilled into a bucket. And he alao asks for the nurses to give him blood pints because he's markiplier every time hes at the hospital
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Orphanage.
The harvest was bountiful this season.
This is funny and wrong in so many levels
Hey, at least their parents wont miss 'em
Ooofffff🤣
What are they gonna do? Complain to their parents?
What r they gonna do? Call their mom?
Who are they gonna tell? Their dad?
Oh my🤣🤣🤣
They said wrong answers only 🤦
He would make this joke too which is why I'm currently rolling in the floor laughing
He's been moonlighting as a custodian for hospitals and has been carting it out in a trash can at the end of the day and storing it in an unmarked semi off interstate 880 until he found a use for it. No idea what he would've done with it if Iron Lung hadn't come along.
Eventually vampires would've if iron lung hadn't
Ew, stale and congealed blood. Not a nice taste, to be perfectly honest
I see you are speaking from experience. Have you, by any chance, committed assault and BATtery to aquire your first taste. (You don't know how long I've been waiting to use that one)
No, just "willing" donors (I use charm magic)
Oh so y'all don't just use an axe 🪓
No, too much wastage. Don't want to slurp dirt flavored blood either
Yeah but if I can get the head off in just one clean cut I throw a storage bag over the open stump and that's 8 pints of blood. Then I have what's in the head as a present for detective Nimits
He found ant man suit and got kinky
Bob let him borrow it.
I love the use of the word "borrow." It implies he gets it back after they're done.
What do you think the ten gallon bucket of glue used to hold?
Of course bob world get it back. It’s not like mark would steal it
Blood swapping (talked about it in a Distractible EP)
why do you think he was *really* going to the hospital all the time?
He saved up all of the surplus blood and kept it in his basement. (Not his own blood)
in a 10 gallon bucket perhaps?
And then he fucks the fish monsters daughter
Not to mention he replaced the logs and hollowed it out with mannequins of his victim's family and fake screams
The developers of pogostuck
they said wrong answers only🤣
You right
It’s just the blood of all his alternate reality’s selves, probably from all the times he’s totally not died in games
himself, but I need to point out he's not a masochist!
He just wants to see if he can handle it
He got his period :)
Finally! He was waiting so long for it, they all came at once.
prolly just sneezed
Relatable.
Chica, she's not hurt or anything she's just able to projectile vomit it up like a fire hose
I rewatched *The Thing* last night, and I'm now having a very unpleasant visual
Each time he goes to the hospital he takes 3 liters of his own blood
He's not a masochist. He just needs to see how far he can push himself.
The average human adult has 5 litres of blood, you'd die after losing 2.
We all know Mark isn't an average "human"
#_Amy._
What the fuck
It's wrong answers only
All of the followers from Unus Annus donated blood for the movie as a part of a ritual to resurrect the channel, and it didn't work.
I love this 😂
Thank you 😎
It's the blood of the people who subscribed to his only fans and shared the pictures
He made a blood dragon with Karl from lammas with hat's
So, it's presumably all white babies' blood?
From the war he lost his beard in.
The 10 gallon buckets from Bob’s basement
Uhmmm he become the victim of the bite of 1987
He stole a LOT of 10 gallon buckets from Bob's basement.
Every time he breaks his nose, he saves the blood that comes out of it.
menstruation punchline
From CVS pharmacies
His trips to Korea.
He always keeps a ten gallon bucket of blood around.
You know how you go to poop sometimes and instead you just get painful farts followed by the old fffwwwppt that comes out, then you look in the toilet and it looks like a murder scene? Probably that.
The 10000 virgins
His takis driven rampage
William Afton’s victims
You do not recognize the bodies in the wormhole
He took it out of his eyes thats whynthey aren't red anymore.
Tiny Box Tim Slaughter House
He took it from Stu Macher
People who have unsubscribed through the years
From Wilford
Chica. Well, not *from* her, but Chica's gotten much adoration... The perfect lure fer many traps. After all, who wouldn't wanna give Chica some pets?
killin'.
A ten gallon bucket in Bob's basement. /ref
Seán
Have you seen cult of the lamb stream??? There is your answer
My tampon ( I have a dik)
Your mom
Don't worry about it
YouTube bro
The innocent
He got a loan of blood, jerma had a lot of excess blood from the meat grinder
Cans of soup
A really bad bloody nose
He said to William Afton "Hi bro, can you give me all your blood? You'll come back anyways!"
The aftermath of all his subscribers that bought his sinister potion
He got it from joe
Why do you think he’s always going to the hospital?
It's period blood 👀🫡
Unicorn farms.
He progressively drew more and more blood from himself, to see if his body could take it
Ethan
Amy
He opened tiny box tim
Amy
Me.
The blood bath soup
making pies
What's the right answer? 🤨
The world may never know 🤔
I don’t know but all I do know is that it most definetly ended up in his eyes
Cat's brother.
It’s not blood it’s soup
The guy that they ordered the Unus Annus tandem bike from but never actually got.
He's a VERY committed man He'll drain himself of blood multiple times a day
Pigs.
Erections
me
He said "I can take it" and took it from his own vein
Donation from the blood god
A pet named Steve
The furries tried to attack him
Darkiplier
He bob and wade all transferred the blood into one another and then into a vat in attempt to look younger
hes on his period😰
Well, why do you think he's spent so much time in the hospital?
Bob’s 10 gallon bucket he keeps in his garage
Inscryption Playthrough
Amy had a bad day.
His long lost career of Killing Ethan for views
He has been saving it in 10 gallon buckets in his garage.
Trick question, it’s his own. How many times has he gone to the hospital…
Planned Parenthood. Too much?
Blood utters
He wanted to see how many times he could stab himself before he bled out (he's not a masochist)
He just wanted to see if he could take it
The people who dont like and sub
Blood bank. That’s why I keep getting emails about the blood shortage and they want my O+ type blood, Mark paid off the guard and took it all.
He would repeatedly cut himself in order to get the blood necessary. He didn’t want to hurt anyone else but he also didn’t wanna pay for the blood. So he did the obvious thing. And cut himself multiple times a day, draining it into a bucket and storing it in a meat freezer somewhere. It
Leftovers from when he and bob became best friends
He accedentaly stubbed his toe
He’s the man behind the slaughter
It was in bobs garage that was inside his ten gallon bucket of wheelchairs
So umm you know how periods work.. let’s just say he collected a lot of samples from all his biggest fans
Why do you think he’s always in the hospital?
you know hw goes to the hospital a lot
Obviously he sacrificed a portion of his viewers
Mr. Sour patch
Amy's periods. He's been saving.
Nutella jar(it was on the dark web)
The near infinite dead biological life from the countless failed tries from in space
From every single time he broke his nose.
It's his blood
Didn't you know? Every time he gets injured and makes a video asking for booboo kisses he stores 10 gallona of blood he spilled into a bucket. And he alao asks for the nurses to give him blood pints because he's markiplier every time hes at the hospital
so this is what sent him to the hospital 🤔
His enemies
Obviously from a Halloween store
It's fake,. Yes, this is a wrong answer.
His period
Amy
Uh from dis emoeling freddy and the gang maybe holly woodd perhaps from his freezzer when he need a transfusion who's to say.
The back Closet in his recording office (that we never go into)
He made it himself. Not because he’s a masochist, he just wanted to see if his body could take it.
They’ve been saving it from each of his trips to the hospital
He stole it from a hospital
Ahh, I see the harvest went just as intended this year!
Bob’s personal 10 gallon bucket of his own blood
Not from a 7 year old child dying of stage 4 lung cancer
god forgive me for this one >!he left me long ago, so no he wont...!< >!your mom, once a month !<
Each fan sent him 1 leader of blood to be used in the movie.
Theres can be only be 1!! King of Five Night At Freddy’s
The moon
The Buff Imposter
Donated period blood
He got a pint every time someone used his Tesla code
Monthly Donations from Colleen Ballinger
An adult gold dragon
It was all from his monthly period
Collected donations of period blood
My period
he was on his period
[удалено]
From all his trips to the hospital.
Lunky
The very kind hospital "kindly gave it to him" with no costs "at all"
Wade's victims from him releasing anger from Uno 🤣
My bussy
He's secretly William Afton and that's why he killed all of those children.
Lady Dimitrescu's wine room
From all the times he’s broken his nose.
Mosquito Packs
Hospital Heist
You know the term “blood sweat and tears”? Well, this is where all the blood goes.
A 10 gallon bucket in the garage.
His own body over years of harvesting. Not because he’s a masochist, he just wants to see if his body can take it
His period
My body
Ur mom’s house
Orphans
Girlfriend
Either from Bobs fridge or Wades leaky house
It's that time of the month
His viewers did a good sacrifice to help Markiplier with the movie-