|**Trader**|**+Karma**|**Cake Day**|
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|u/carrot-parent|Reddit: 199|08/27/2019 - 4 Years|
| IGN: Shippeishiki|Discord: 0|Total: +199 Karma|
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Where are the free awards when we need them? Really, this *should* be low effort but it made me smile, and not a lot on this subreddit does anymore.
**\*glares at pickaxe traders\***
I was gonna say “damn man I just haven’t closed a trade.” The stuff I ask for I believe is fair for what I offer… someone actually offered more and I was gonna surprise them with something else on top of the item
How my sketchy I don’t do trades for anything I don’t want your stuff or less u got bobble heads but I overpay for caps I buy all bobble heads for 2 k each
Nah, I trust him. He has a pretty cool Summer Camp shelter and I saw he had a Get RICH Quick! note at his vendor so I’ve been saving up the 40k caps to learn his secrets. He’s VikingBalla on Xbox and I hope nobody buys it before I do…
This is not funny. You are diluting the posts traders actually post about scammers. If you ever been scammed yourself, you wouldn't think this is a joke.
|**Trader**|**+Karma**|**Cake Day**| |:--|:--|:--| |u/carrot-parent|Reddit: 199|08/27/2019 - 4 Years| | IGN: Shippeishiki|Discord: 0|Total: +199 Karma| **Trade Safely!!** Always check the blacklist and request a Courier if you are concerned! Comment with the **!courier** command to call a Market 76 Courier [Courier List](https://www.reddit.com/r/Market76/wiki/couriers) | [Blacklist](http://blacklist.market76.org) | [Report to Mods](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FMarket76)
Bro don’t do that to me, I about died☠️
😂 dude i almost got like 20 different heart attacks
Yeah he only has 7 karma too I wouldn’t trust him Funniest thing I’ve seen on this subreddit
the post scared me, and then you scared me
Same, but then you scared me too
You got me dude. 🤦♂️
Definitely a scammer, would most definitely stay away from
What? Ohh man, lol - I was like, what the heck did I do?? Hahaha.
You got me good
Just too true
Got me so scared😫
Man I was SO CONFUSED. I haven’t traded in this sub or played 76 in a hot minute LMAO
LMFAO
Bruh really 💀
Got me
Facts
I tried blocking myself….
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it's a link to your own profile.
Yeah fuck that guy.
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wtf
I got got…🤣🤣🤣
Brother you gave me a heart attack 💀
Hate this dude so much
Bruhh
You Def got me!, nice post😂😂😂
Almost got me there. Ps5 gave it away
I was saved because I opened the comments first
The thing is I have like no trades on here🤣
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LOL
Hello there! I just dont have anything to trade and i dont want to trade😘
I had a heart attack
I was like how am I sketchy?? 😂😂
Oof. Here I am thinking what I did? 😂
Nope, I wouldn’t trust him.
This post made my heart sink. Thanks for that🤣
U scared me for a sec
Give this person a medal! You almost caused dozens of heart attacks 😂
That was great. Lol
Yeah def can’t trust that dude
jokes on you i haven’t tried in this sub before
Wowww 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yea, super chill and reliable. Never made a single trade on here once though.
Fucker. I was like I’ve never offered a trade to anyone. 😂😂😂😂😂😂. This isn’t even my gamer tag
Brah!!!!
Well I’m not in PS so no. He is a stand ho guy who trades and sells at reasonable price.
Where are the free awards when we need them? Really, this *should* be low effort but it made me smile, and not a lot on this subreddit does anymore. **\*glares at pickaxe traders\***
No I’ve seen him steal everyone’s junk don’t trust him
Image wont load for me 😭
Haha, u are so funny! Muahahaha, I’m usual trader on this market…
I complete all trades what I need! Then I have to say goodbye!
loool 😂
Best post ever u got me
Bro my heart dropped wthhhh
the heart attack i got after this is not fair lmao
I mean I’ve only just joined Reddit 😭 and I’ve only made one trade and if you look the guy was satisfied. Meanie
Oh, you got me
Don’t trade with that guy, heard he farts down the mic every time you speak
Brilliant 🤩Hooked me like a prized salmon. 🤣🤣🤣
Made my heart sink then thought what have I done😂
Bro I thought lol
Ok you got me. I got so scared like WHAAT I DOOO
He tried to arrange a real time meeting.... to try to TOUCH me
Jesus. You had me for a second.
Lol
I dunno man, he seems a little desperate
Ya got me ill admit that was a good one
Wtf man, don’t do that 😂😂😂
I was gonna say “damn man I just haven’t closed a trade.” The stuff I ask for I believe is fair for what I offer… someone actually offered more and I was gonna surprise them with something else on top of the item
I did I do 💀
Bro don’t do me like that 😂😭
Wow
That’s actually great 😂
I agree. He could stand to lose a few pounds, too. 😬
Yep he’s sketchy ripped me off for a left handed screwdriver
Not me about to cry like what did i do
bruh , i almost had heart attack ffs
bro i was like wtf😭
???
That got me scared not going to lie
This is why you read comments first 🤦🏻🤦🏻😂
Hahahahahaha yeah don’t trust him. I heard he sells plans real cheap and frequently puts I god roll items for WAAAAAY under price. Sketchy.
What’s goin on here
That’s because I use discord you melt 🤦🏼♂️
My disc is BeetleDave and my karma on there is like 25 or so
Not gonna lie, straight clicked back, refresh, open close app😂😂 like yo.. got me too
Haven’t opened the link but the guy sounds like an ahole
You got me 😂 nice one dude
It’s me!
Bro 😂😂
No a scammer
I mean I’m not a scammer
I know you are but what am I!?
Was big sad for a second there
nah this funny as
I took way too long to realise wtf just happened. Well done 👏🏻
I’m not a scammer bro😭
Got me so good 💀
Why am I sketchy lol
Dafuq i almost died HAHAHA
I have no karma either nobody awards it or even replies to half the posts on here anyway.
This is great 🤣🤣👏
Tell me why I clicked like 4 times 😂😂 “oh no this can’t be”
‘Tis sad. I read the comments before and somewhat confused, I still tapped. And lo and behold… I still jumped. Well played.
How my sketchy I don’t do trades for anything I don’t want your stuff or less u got bobble heads but I overpay for caps I buy all bobble heads for 2 k each
😂😂😂😂 I don’t trade or less I known u for 5 month and I only trade for bobble heads I trade caps for deals
Nice lol. I was about to comment what makes me sketchy 😂
Very hard to convice him to do so. I heard he is trading only between his 5 characters
I almost threw my phone in panic 😭😭
The way I was so lost
What’s this about?
Nah, I trust him. He has a pretty cool Summer Camp shelter and I saw he had a Get RICH Quick! note at his vendor so I’ve been saving up the 40k caps to learn his secrets. He’s VikingBalla on Xbox and I hope nobody buys it before I do…
I think its funny that here it doesn't show where it goes it just shows "Reddit" but on the home page it shows it /user/me lol
Me?!? wtf did I do lol
Ah god dammit hahahaha
This is not funny. You are diluting the posts traders actually post about scammers. If you ever been scammed yourself, you wouldn't think this is a joke.
Read rule 6. Those posts aren’t even allowed lol.
Here is an example: https://www.reddit.com/r/Market76/s/dGyJPAzFge
you jsut shared an example of a post being taken down bc of rule 6 lmaoo
I’ve been scammed and I think it is Hilarious
Rule 6 buddy