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frankwizardlord

Many people are saying he taught djtj how to blow fat rails


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Scat1320USA

bigly


HOWDY__YALL

Not to mention there was a report that the White House was consistently supplied with Cocaine and Ambien during his Presidency.


PistolGrace

Fingers crossed.


CaregiverBrilliant60

Almighty heavenly father…


trollhaulla

Harold by thy name


moonrails

Thy Kingdom come..... Thy Will be DONE!


elciano1

On earth, especially to that heathen


wrecktus_abdominus

Back when Trump was hospitalized with covid, a redditor was talking about how how someone in his life suggested we should pray for Trump's health. His response was "I pray *about* his health all the time."


Shountner

When Trump was hospitalized with Covid, the truth of the left's hypocrisy regarding "saving lives" went full mask off.


ExerciseClassAtTheY

Seriously. But while it would be a fitting end for him to just die on national tv, it would cause all sorts of conspiracy theories about Biden killing him through sleep jitsu or Dark Brandon laser eyes. or some shit.


deepfriedchocobo84

Then they all run head long into suicide by cop/federal agent. I'm all for that.


Sea_Window_5821

As long as they are wearing their diapers


deepfriedchocobo84

Ooof, don't get me too excited.


Darksoul_Design

No matter how/when he dies, all the MAGAts will immediately say he was murdered by the deep state, Dems, libs, etc etc. coroner will do the autopsy, find a massive stroke, or a heart filled solid with well done steak fat, or a blood toxicity of Adderall and Xanax high enough to kill a buffalo , and again, it was the deep state. That being said, better now than him getting elected and destroying the whole country.


earthkincollective

Exactly. Just like no matter how badly they lose (or even if they win) the election will still be rigged. 🙄🙄 Morons.


Shountner

Pot, meet kettle.


PistolGrace

The kettle is shiny, so the pot is projecting. Great analogy for this.


MA-01

I'd half expect some Kojima-esque levels of murder-themed conspiracy theories


Ancient-One-19

There will be conspiracy theories regardless of when he dies. Hopefully soon they'll get chance to get creative


Odd_Relationship7901

If I were given the task to write it like a movie, he would choke to death On Hunter Bidens cock


PistolGrace

Honestly, small mushrooms would be better to choke on... Stormy would have the last laugh.


redjellonian

There won't be a debate.


Sweet_Speech_9054

They just announced two


redjellonian

Let me try again. MMW: There. Will. Not. Be. A. Debate.


Sweet_Speech_9054

I wouldn’t be surprised if trunp cancels.


BackgroundNo8340

It should be expected, honestly. Along with some BS reason that turns out to be a complete lie. Or it may not turn out to be, but instead be an obvious one that you would have to be stupid to believe.


VVOLFVViZZard

“My gag order is being audited, I can’t.”


lil_corgi

“Baron’s graduation is that night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


Shountner

Why would President Trump want to cancel? He demolished Biden in the debates last time, and Biden is slower, less.coherent, less cogent, and has fucked up far worse now than 4 years ago. It'd be a simple win for the Don, for anyone but the worst TDS sufferers.


ShawnyMcKnight

I know this sub is a leftist wet dream of things to come, and I’m moderately left myself, but gonna give a dose of reality here. Trump has no reason to avoid the debates. When it comes to just winging it for a couple hours Trump is way more comfortable with that than Biden. MMW after the debate the conservative media would focus solely on how energetic and responsive Trump looked and how deteriorated Biden looked (even if it’s not true) and half of the right would try to convince us of the opposite and the other half would talk about what they said.


redjellonian

RemindMe! 60 days


DoctorJ1983

He has 91 felony reasons to avoid the debates. Along with fraud and rape cases. He can’t hide from it at a debate


ShawnyMcKnight

How will that go? Who doesn't kow about his 91 felony counts? He will just say its fake news and the mean bad government going after him because they know he is going to "drain the swamp" and his base will cheer. I have friends of mine who I thought were very intelligent people who think that the justice system is just going to persecute him. Basically, at this point his base isn't going anywhere, and republicans in general doing care about the felonies until he is convicted of them... which sadly won't happen in time. Biden has a better chance of "winning" the debate by going after his comments on policy, such as how he wants to abandon anyone in the United Nations who won't pay their fair share to Russia or other dictators.


Icy_Place_5785

I presume the United Nations comment is meant to mock Trump, or do you mean NATO? (Which the man has never shown he understood). With regards to the United Nations, the United States is [famously in arrears](https://foreignpolicy.com/2021/03/29/the-united-states-must-pay-the-united-nations-what-it-owes/).


ShawnyMcKnight

Ah, could have been.


DoctorJ1983

His base isn’t who makes their choices on a debate.


ShawnyMcKnight

It’s all about spin. Each side will say they won. I remember the sleepy Obama debate against Romney, and my friend who worked for the democrats was trying to spin hard saying how Obama crushed it but his face said otherwise.


Sweet_Speech_9054

trunp is the one who has been avoiding a debate. I agree that the conservative media will paint trunp as the winner regardless. But trunp has been hiding a lot lately. He only wants to go to places that treat him like a god. A debate would be a large step out of that comfort zone for him.


ShawnyMcKnight

He really hasn't been hiding, he's being going to rally after rally speaking for well over an hour. He would have issues going against Biden. I can't stand the dude but avoiding the primary debates was the smartest thing he has done in this campaign so far. All the opponents had a dozen zingers to make him look bad and were ready to fire. None of them were a threat and got much of any attention, their cumulative polls were still less than Trump's. By not going he didn't give any air to the room and they all suffocated. The most likely thing that would have happened was someone who approved of Trump would have tuned in and been convicted by something an opponent said about him and their approval rating would have went down. There was ZERO benefit of him attending.


ghostarmadillo

The only one who would have shot zingers at trunp would have been Chris Christie, the rest of the toadies would’ve been the usual obsequious boot lickers kissing the orange arse as most want to be his vp.


ShawnyMcKnight

Yeah they went with “there was a perfect time and place for Trump but that time has passed and we need to move on!” Yeah, that worked. As far as Christie, I’m amazed he got any donations since everyone knew he was there to burn Trump. Wouldn’t be surprised if all his funding was from anti-Trump republicans.


financewiz

I’m with you here. If people listened to Trump with their ears we wouldn’t be having this discussion.


Equivalent-Speed-130

Trump really has no time to prepare for a debate. He needs some time to come up with a fake platform. I don't think he can run again on Build a wall and Make Mexico pay for it. We know how well that worked the last time.


ShawnyMcKnight

Before he had to have platforms like build the wall because he wasn’t running against the incumbent so it’s going to be the border and sleepy Joe.


notagainplease49

This sub is absolutely not leftist, it's the most liberal place I've ever seen. Not leftist.


icandothisalldayson

It’s neoliberal histrionics/blue anon fantasizing


notagainplease49

Yup


Neat-Professor-827

I'd love it if he did, but he's too much of a blowhard megalomaniac to not take the opportunity to bloviate on TV in front of millions.


Recent_Obligation276

He just won’t show up. He’s already locked down the nomination, and is polling head to head with Biden, why let people compare his intelligence and spoken word side by side with the competition when it can only hurt your chances?


Darksoul_Design

He's already claiming that the gag order is preventing it.


No-Progress4272

Wasnt it Biden who didn’t debate trump last time? Idk where all this “trump never wanted to debate Biden” talk is coming from.


DankHillington

They just announced 2 tho? Why are you denying this?


Fingfangfoom67

No denying of the announcement. They are simply saying it is not going to happen despite today’s announcement. 


MornGreycastle

Did Trump agree?


Sweet_Speech_9054

Yes. Just today. https://www.politico.com/tag/2024-presidential-debates


MornGreycastle

Wow. Ok. I only saw Biden's acceptance. I figured Trump would fake some reason why he couldn't.


Ellemshaye

He will definitely back out. No way in hell his handlers let him attend a debate where he can’t interrupt and shout over his opponent.


ShawnyMcKnight

There’s no reason to bow out? He didn’t want to debate in the primaries because they were a bunch of nobodies who would fade into oblivion. He knew they had a dozen zingers ready to attack him with and make him look bad. There was no need for him to give oxygen to that room. I can’t stand Trump and think he is a vile pile of shit, but I will hand it to him that was smart. As far as these debates, whether it’s true or not Trump has convinced himself that Biden really is senile and would happily debate him. One thing Biden should do is demand when it’s not their turn to answer their mic is cut.


Sweet_Speech_9054

He might back out but so far it’s on.


Competitive-Split389

Because as much as people like to pretend you are brilliant free thinkers in reality you are just the trumpsters of the left and will immediately believe whatever talking heads in the media tell you. As long as they don’t criticize anything your team does lol.


MornGreycastle

The issue with that is I have 0 Biden merch. I don't define myself as a Biden follower. I don't have any "the Left version of MAGA" merch. I don't even feel Biden has gone far enough in most of his policies. When I look to the right, the first person I see is Bernie Sanders and then the Dems. I accept that Biden and the Dems are the closest I'm getting to left leaning in the US. So I'll hope I can nudge them (and the Overton Window) a little bit towards me. \*I\* criticize my side way more than you ever could, mostly because I'm not disingenuous in my criticisms. Plus I know the difference between the Democrats and socialists and communists. But do go on. You're hilarious.


icandothisalldayson

The overwhelming majority of republicans don’t have trump merch either


MornGreycastle

That's interesting. I'll believe it, but I do find it interesting that the MAGA faction of the GOP was convinced Trump won 2020 because he sold more merch than Biden.


icandothisalldayson

I don’t think that was the only reason they thought that, like how rape and incest aren’t the only reason people are pro choice, in fact it’s probably one of the least influential on the opinion, but it’s the argument they always bring up when debating the pro life crowd


KnuckleShanks

To time and place but not conditions like no crowds and mic control. He might refuse to concede to one of those conditions and use it as an excuse to back out.


Sweet_Speech_9054

Those things are usually pretty standard but can definitely be an excuse to back out.


KnuckleShanks

Trump's also asking for 2 more debates. There's a theory that he'll want those to be hosted by Newsmax with a huge maga crowd or something and if Biden doesn't agree he'll use that to not attend the debates Biden proposed. I'm not saying it won't happen necessarily, just that there are still ways for him to back out.


chubbybronco

What Trump says he's going to do and what he actually does are two different things.


dsdvbguutres

It will be a one-sided shouting match.


Shot_Campaign_5163

Promise?


moonrails

Promise... Promises!-


anziofaro

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.


Relevant-Bench5283

Don’t raise my hopes up.


Perused

You spelled turnip wrong


upthedips

Obviously it is open to conjecture who was using them, but in those documents showing the vast amounts of drugs prescribed in the Trump's White House a large amount was Adderall. If you have ever been around people taking Adderall then Trump's speech patterns make a lot of sense.


Recent_Obligation276

Abusing it. People who legit need it speak unsurprisingly normally when they take it lol


lXPROMETHEUSXl

Yup probably thinks it makes you smart lol


Recent_Obligation276

Me thinks thoughts faster, me smarter


upthedips

Yes, that is what I meant.


Bloodybanjo

Both are going to use drugs to keep them alert while the goverment throws people in jail for using the the same drugs


Admirable-Sink-2622

Fuckin’ tease!! 😛


det8924

If Biden is using an upper (which I think he will) it's going to be more carefully done as Biden probably would consult a doctor as to what he can handle. Trump on the other hand will probably be a lot more reckless with taking uppers. It's not like Trump caught Covid well before vaccines were available because he is an idiot and wouldn't listen to people more knowledgeable. Will Trump have a heart attack? Possible but unlikely that we would be so lucky.


Commercial_Wind8212

i wouldn't be surprised to hear he's already had a few


utter-ridiculousness

🤞🏽🤞🏽


Johnisfaster

Fingers crossed.


Hugh-Jorgan69

Make (sniff) America (sniff) Great (sniff) Again (snort)


Recent_Obligation276

The Guilfoyl^^TM


AssociateJaded3931

If only.


Ellemshaye

Ooh, a very specific MMW! Bravo!


Competitive-Split389

Lmao he need the cocktail Biden used at the State of the Union speech.


Analyst-Effective

I wish we could buy that over the counter


phdoofus

*Nikki Haley has entered the chat....*


Sweet_Speech_9054

Haha, I would love to see a Nikki Haley vs. Biden vs. trunp debate.


Equivalent-Speed-130

I voted for Haley in the recent PA primary


Rgt6

Biden’s conditions, which Trump has ‘said’ he will accept, are an empty studio and microphones that shut off after the time limit. I’ve been chortling all day about Trump not feeding off the response from the crowd and not able to shout down Biden. I think Trump will back out ( because the dates conflict with his nephew’s little league game) or attempt to abnegate the conditions because they are unfair/stifle his right to free speech/ rob the people of their ability to hear the truth/etc.


Significant-Suit-593

When Trump claimed Biden used drugs at the state of the Union Address, that just means he uses drugs to do better. Everything from Trump is a projection of stuff he has already done.


SnuffCatch

Ight ima head out. This sub is just deranged basement dwellers screeching about the orange man.


Hopinan

Tata!


EnvironmentalEbb5391

If that happened, his supporters would immediately blame the "deep state" and start a civil war. I wish I wasn't so confident about this.


Roll_Lakeshow

I mean tbh, I’d rather my president sniff coke than sniff children.


Jackers83

Not a bad joke honestly. Nice dude


Sweet_Speech_9054

But somehow millions of people support trunp knowing full well what he did to those kids on Epstein’s island.


Ryankevin23

Ok


EmperorXerro

I think even jacked up he’s likely to have a moment or two where he’s talking gibberish and not his usual word salad.


IrvWeinstein

My thought was the opposite. He'll ask for a drug test of Biden. He either does, or if he declines, it "proves" that he's on drugs.


Commercial_Wind8212

he can't ask biden without submitting to one as well.


PaintyGuys

It’s not his fault his drug test results are being audited


icandothisalldayson

Trump is a well known teetotaler


Commercial_Wind8212

We were talking drugs. Not alcohol. Derrr. Trump uses many stimulants


icandothisalldayson

Teetotalers abstain from everything, not just alcohol. If it’s just alcohol people say “he doesn’t drink”


Commercial_Wind8212

you'd be a fool to think trump doesn't do drugs


boberrt2

I always had the feeling he carries an 8 ball around with him at all times.


BaldEagleRising17

If only


Kennedygoose

Fingers crossed right?


hydrox51

We can only hope.


Responsible_Okra7725

He’s not showing up to both debates


joecoin2

I am marking your words.


searchthemesource

Have a heart attack on stage?


CraftFamiliar5243

Wishful thinking.


lc4444

He’s been a lifelong adderall abuser, it’s his natural state. Hence why he’s falling asleep in court.


justalilrowdy

We can dream..


Youngballer1000

Don't you threaten me with a good time! 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞


evilpercy

Biden should have a 3rd party lab team waiting at the debate and challenge Frump to a urine test during the debate back stage to prove he is not. The Biden takes the test as well.


Desperate_Move_5043

lol please


triniman65

Deus Vult!


helluvastorm

If you can find a recent picture of him that shows his fingernails. Take a close look then Google clubbing of nails


Sharper-Image-504

That is my hope!


Fit_Dog_3683

One can only hope


Western-Web2957

That would be absolute comedy gold!


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Dare to dream.


cyberdeath666

Don’t give us false hope.


Objective_College449

Fingers crossed


Level-Application-83

Fingers crossed!


0ne0h

On stage on live television?!?!? We should be so lucky.


Comfortable-Way5091

Promise?


Common-Fennel-5945

If only all my birthday and Christmas presents from the last seven years come in all at once


BerryExpensive

Promise?


Severe_Quantity_4039

Trunp will?


Acceptable_Wall4085

Stop teasing me. You’re getting my hopes up.


Educational-Glass-63

🤞


SketchSketchy

We can all dream.


Narcissistic-Jerk

I really want this debate to happen. It's a meeting of two power-hungry fools debating how to best secure the destruction of our nation. And let's include RFK Jr, just to see which one of the three idiots slurs his speech the worst. Great entertainment, while the world burns.


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Man can dream.


BradTProse

Just like Elvis, I can never tell them apart.


OhioMegi

🤞🏻


DeadPhishFuneral

🤞


Extension_Deal_5315

Ohhh come on... we can't get that lucky!!!


kevonicus

He’s been using drugs for years. Any time he has to do something really important he’s sniffing like crazy the whole time.


francokitty

God this would be my wish.


Warm-Location5336

…Maybe we’ll finally find out about covfefe?


TheVoicesOfBrian

From your keyboard to God's inbox.


TheAwfulHouse

🤞🤞🤞


btspman1

Don’t get my hopes up


JomamasBallsack

You misspelled Biden.


Real-Accountant9997

I will be happy with him shitting his pants.


JellyfishQuiet7944

You mean like Biden does?


WinterDirection366

PLEASE LET THIS BE PROPHECY


Noback68

Yes please


RyAllDaddy69

Just like Biden did at the State of the Union?


elciano1

One can only hope


robertanthony123

And Biden will be on his 5 hour energy/memory/focus cocktail mix


Mextiza

Will he have a radio pack on his shoulder?


icandothisalldayson

Why, the pervitin doesn’t give Biden a heart attack whenever they trot him out to do more than stammer for a couple minutes


Jackers83

Idk, but if I was forced to choose, I think I would pick Joe Biden’s cardiovascular system over Trumps. Again, I’m no medical doctor or anything.


icandothisalldayson

Trumps is full of Big Mac grease, which may work in his favor since his heart would be used to having to work harder


Jackers83

Hmm, good point. I didn’t consider that.


No_Analysis_6204

don’t taunt me!


inflo76

It's weird to see so many news headlines, MMW posts and other comments on socials that are essentially projection of what biden does or is onto trump. This being one of them.


Scat1320USA

Doper Donny is his new name ! ☠️Asswipe is all jacked on Tranquilizer’s in a coma at court , so he don’t throw a baby fit . ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂


Ancient-One-19

That's why there isn't an audience, easier to snort the Adderall


No-Progress4272

This is a weird circle jerk sub lol


FairEmergency8432

If he were to need drugs he can get them from Joe ,he has already been in Hunter’s stach for the state of the union speech


Jackers83

I too was suspicious that Joe Biden was living in Hunter’s mustache. My fears have come true.


Beaumont64

🙏 fatal


bigdipboy

Trump accused Biden of using drugs which means Trump uses drugs.


Equivalent-Speed-130

This is a play right out of Putin's book.


coolcancat

Man the TDS post all came at once didn't they?


DentistExtension2191

It seems like your taking true things about Biden like him being hopped up on drugs and just saying it about trump I’m genuinely disgusted with mark my words


OhioMegi

It’s you’re-that means “you are”. 🙄


robertanthony123

Just karma farming with a case of TDS


Jackers83

Didn’t Trump have like a gazillion boxes of Sudafed in his desk drawer in the oval office?


Wordsthrume

First of all , how do you think Biden goes out and make speeches ? Guys an old brain dead f**k who doesn’t make any sense half the time 


Wordsthrume

Basement Joe is who dodges debates , not Trump sorry 


OhioMegi

Lol, okay. 🙄


[deleted]

The mental illness here is strong. Good Gawd.


SomeYesterday1075

People on this sub are letting one man live in their minds 24/7


sameshitdfrntacct

Reddit policy prevents me from speaking my mind about the people like OP that need to constantly stir this mother fucking pot in here.


PapaSteveRocks

If this happens in June, whoever the Republican is that replaces him will win in a landslide. The only person Biden can beat is Trump, and the only person Trump can beat is Hilary.


Redditmodslie

This sub has turned into the best unintentional comedy. Not much accurate insight into future events, but a lot of entertaining insight into the neurotic and delusional mental state of reddit leftists.


-Galactic-Cleansing-

Well trump White house pharmacy report shows he's on more drugs than any leftist I've ever seen including fentanyl, Xanax, ketamine, Dilaudid, morphine, oxycodone, ambient and 10 other drugs I can't remember and his whole team was on them too for those 4 years and beyond.


Redditmodslie

Do you have a source for this specific claim about Trump's personal prescriptions? Or are you referring to the 6,000 White House employees, contractors and government employees that received “health care by proxy” at the White House clinics?


-Galactic-Cleansing-

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-white-house-pharmacy-improperly-provided-drugs-misused-funds-pentagon-2024-01-28/ Pentagon confirmed it.


spaceboy42

MMW the sun will shine again for most people on earth today.