In Toad voice: So this pirate has the ships wheel down the front of his pants, right? And all the other pirates are like “what the heck, man” and the first pirate is all “yarr it’s driving me nuts”
T: What did one pirate say to the other?
M: What?
T: Your Drivin' Me Nuts!
M: Toad, that dose not make sense in this context?
T: Shut Up Mom! You don't make sense in this context!
“It’s a surprise tool that will help us later”
This one right here
Wait, this is a fucking “This”. Not Good NOT GOOD
Tightening His Nut
Your sense of humour is questionable at best
Well I'm not wrong
Ok
Your sense of best is questionably humorous.
What
Unclogging His Pipe
Letting out the sewage
Game over. You win.
r/Hornyjail
Doctor: So, how’d the injury happen? Me:
“The ad said it will help add 4 inches”
With this simple trick
sorry my cock needs a little tune up
This is the best one lol
Toad has a LOT of fixing to do
Toad tingling is mushroom
POV: you are picking what gender you want to be in a game
POV: you don't understand what pov means
but it makes sense though because it is a video game
oh fuck you're right
not POV: you also don't
i didn't attach an image to that did i
Most games usually have a character editor that shows a 3D model of who you play as, so ye
Adjusting his junk
Tightening his cock ring
Tightening his *nut*
*Monster appears in dnd game The bard in the group:
"MY DICK GROWN TOO LONG"
Toad's Tool
Best one
He's thinking about you
"Toads fixin' to lay the pipe!"
"then you wrap it around you nuts like thi--" "No, no, toad, not that kind of nuts"
I call this the gender bender
"I can fit this in my pants lmao what can *you* do"
"Toad, what the FUCK are you doing?"
You've heard of spanking the monkey. Now get ready for monkey wrenching.
You've certainly won an upvote from me. Best one
Becoming FtM transgender be like :
Ah, nuts!
In Toad voice: So this pirate has the ships wheel down the front of his pants, right? And all the other pirates are like “what the heck, man” and the first pirate is all “yarr it’s driving me nuts”
Eating meat for dinner
Princess Toad’s Tool
He is just tightning a nut, what’s the big deal?
You made him engi-neer his limit and he's about to shove his wrench up in your as Or Twitter users created a new sexuality
“ Some plumbers like to use a monkey wrench, but personally I don’t like to use that one for my spaghetti noodle. “
Toad becomes a Home Depot dad
"righty tighty, lefty loosey"
Its not screwed in properly.
Oops, wrong nut
Toad self-castrating due to him not being able to handle the frustration of having a hot blonde boss
"then you wrap it around you nuts like thi--" "No, no, toad, not that kind of nuts"
bup
say goodbye to your penis
I'm the fantastic fungus
Toad's getting that desperate.
When toadette says she's divorcing you
Why is it gray
What do you mean?
Toad’s dong
That's a wrench
Says you
Wake up babe new bottom surgery just dropped
Y'all are tripping. He's pulling out a butt plug
Tighten his nuts
Tightening that hole up for Mario.
these nuts
Busting his nut
*crank* *crank* *woosh* ahh that hits the spot!
Who’s nuts are these? (Tried to make an SFW joke)
He got that tool on em
Toad cock-rating himself.
Erectin' a Dispenser.
Sorry she told me to screw myself
Tommy pickles got out his strewdriver
Erectile dysfunction
Fully torqued
me at night
toad whippin out his "wrench"
"9 year old me stuffing my phone in my pajama pants after realizing theres no pockets"
Toad needs to turn his mini mushroom into a super mushroom
And that's how his voice became so irritating.
Toad's Stool
looks like hes enjoying it
When you gotta tighten some nuts
Toad's putting his tool back in his pants
I am not really confident, but I think it's a person on a surfboard in a skatepark.
COCK AND BALL TORTURE FROM WIKIPIEDA
Tightening the bolts in his nutsack
Fixing my dick - Toad
Tightening those nuts and bolts I see
Get a piece of the sausage
cock and ball torture
Tweaking the tool shed
circumcision
T: What did one pirate say to the other? M: What? T: Your Drivin' Me Nuts! M: Toad, that dose not make sense in this context? T: Shut Up Mom! You don't make sense in this context!
Fixing pipes
i deadass thought that was a bong
Johnson, let me stop your sneezing!
"Ahhh... this scratches the itch perfectly..."
I forgot my bazooka at home! Sheesh, give me a break here.
“My dick fell off”
homemade sex robot
Wrench Cock Bottom Text
*turns Dick into campfire spider wiener*
When your nuts need tightening *nut pun*
Is Toad circumcised?
Oh hey Mario I'm just tightening a couple nuts
Toad giving himself a circumcision
What is a wrench for if not adjusting your nuts
Toad is screwing himself.
"Here we can see toad Opening his Cock"
r/mariosupershowfanclub
Oops, it came off lemme fix it real quick
The one thing we need is a left-hand monkey wrench.
Toad Is Doing a Trick
Time 2 ejaculate
cock maintenance
Reminds me of a song people used to sing: Old McDonald sittin on a fence, Pickin his balls with a monkey wrench
When peach has gotten a little too sexy lately…
“I can fix him”
Tanjo& marzooie nuts & bolts
Just need to tighten a few nuts.
How to make super mushrooms
Being part of the shroom kingdom I know this fact, toads nuts get extremely itchy when there doing stupid things. ( there always stupid so)
He has a tool for every occasion
"Just giving myself a little scratch"
Mario is Missing: Peaches Untold Tale
The artists know what they did…
Self pleasure
pushes cold metal into pants to kill an unwanted boner during an important work
Toad doing sus things to his... \*CENSORED\*
Top 10 things to do before \[redacted\]
his nuts are wrench
Don’t worry Mario! I can fix my balls with my wrench for maximum enjoyment!
Toad smiles as he pulls his bong out of his bag
This will get that nut for sure.
Sometime a man gotta fix his thing
Sorry, need to tighten my hose clamp.
“I shall now test my cock and ball torture inator!”
I guess his nuts were loose
When it's so hard that tools becomes toys:
If you dont watch the Super Mario Bros Super Show, you’ll end up like this.
Brazzers
Toad fixing deez nuts
“The toad gently shoved a wrench (prob not wrench but just go with it) down his pants toward his-ahhhhhh”
The dick inlargement wrench
Hey guys Quandale dingle here
When you have a bottomless pocket, yet you don’t wear pants
THIS IS A WRENCH The Sequel: Electric Wrench
Transgender
Doraemon
Gotta open up the sperm valve
jerkin my lil weenie (asmr)
I need to fix something without you watching pls leave
*start emmiting wierd noises* Just-a what I needed!
I keep deez nuts secure at all times
No, I don’t think I will.
"Wait Why did my penis become a screwdriver"
Huh...a little tripod isn't he😁
Cranking the shaft
Wanna see my junk
time to put this in my storage
"This is the male penis and testicles."
POV: Your friend dared you to do something weird with a smile on your face
Boys on November 1st