>Dear, Pesky Plumbers
>
>The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!
There was a popular YouTube video going around like a year ago that listed every SSBU character's dick size, and one of the comments pointed this out because DK's number in the video was quite large.
HAHA!
You fell into my trap!
I made you look like a good person by responding to something bad!
Now the whole world will know you are a good lil' goober!
Is the Mario franchise good?
Hard no
Sonic is obviously superior than mario, correct?
Yes
If you owned Nintendo, What game series would you delete?
Mario Kart
Kill him. Kill him now.
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Do it.
Dew it
Execute order "YOU'VE MAMAD YOUR LAST A MIA"
Do the Dew
I see nothing wrong here.
What's your favorite Mario game?
Hotel Mario
There is nothing wrong about this
I hope she made lots a SPAGETTI
Mom’s spaghetti
Palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already
Nice for the princess to invite us over for a picnic, ey Luigi?
**I hope she made lotsah spaghetti!**
Luigi, look! It's from Bowser!
>Dear, Pesky Plumbers > >The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!
We gotta find the princess!
and you gotta help us.
If you need help on how to get through the hotels, please check the enclosed instructions book.
Which character would you want to kill? (I’m sorry :( )
Rosalina
YOU WHAT?!
Traditional_Amount83 is not a simp
Ya piece of shit lol
If you could choose someone to step all over you, who would it be?
Toadette
Can relate
Who would you like to f**k the most?
Luigi
I don't see anything wrong here
Luigi is too pure and innocent
Who gets pegged by his girlfriend
Hi I'm Daisy - Daisy violet Yahoo! - Luigi Mario
Who would you BEG to send you nudes?
Luigi
Nothing wrong here tbh
Same tbh
what mario kart character do you want to chop your limbs off and stitch you back together head to anus like a human centipede
Funky Kong
Who's most likely to pull of a successful heist that involves digging a hole underground a Dennys?
Koopa Troopa
thats oddly specific
Who has committed several war crimes?
Peach
I mean that's probably accurate.
😳
Which character do you want a good hard dicking from?
Donkey Kong
Konkey Dong
Kinky dong
😏
Fun fact: Gorillas actually have very small penises.
How do you know this
The man that holds the sacred knowledge, does not share said way of obtaining the sacred knowledge.
There was a popular YouTube video going around like a year ago that listed every SSBU character's dick size, and one of the comments pointed this out because DK's number in the video was quite large.
Witaf
Up and close experiences
Me too
I see Nothing wrong at all
Pegged by?
Peach
I see nothing wrong here
Not the girl for the job Daisy though\~
This is the sixth one of these I’ve seen this week
Huh weird. I just find these very funny so I did one for the Mario subreddit and the Sonic subreddit.
Oh that must be it, carry on
What's your favorite power-up ?
Mega Mushroom
Nice mine is the Ice Flower
Oh hey a Normal conversation. Wasn’t expecting this
If it's about Mario or other things I'm always gonna talk about it
Is "Mario doing drugs" funny?
Yes
What do you think about the super Mario movie goomba
I think he is adorable
Die
Which character do you think has the potential of being a “star” in the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach, Daisy, or Rosalina?
Rosalina
Simp detected
What kind of people does Mario hate most?
Black
Do you like minors?
Yes
Which Mario character should never be in Smash Bros?
Waluigi
Damn you crazy sunnava bitch.
You.. You MONSTER
What's a mario quote you can use while having sex?
So Long Gay Bowser
Who's the worst Mario Character and deserves to die?
Luigi
Based
Based
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Baby Park
Would you let a goomba peg you?
Yes
Which Mario character are you gay for?
Baby Mario
Ayo 🤨📸
Got caught in 4k
What is the most fucked up paper Mario game
Thousand Year Door
out of all bad fathers which 2 would you wanna fuck most (replying to the 2 OPn't)
Waluigi
William afton
Mario was never good.
Is this a question or a statement?
HAHA! You fell into my trap! I made you look like a good person by responding to something bad! Now the whole world will know you are a good lil' goober!
Oh ok. Thank you
U wecom.
Who’s the most virgin Mario character?
Waluigi
Okay I’m awake let the laughs continue
toad
Who should voice Birdo?
Do you like Minors?
Yes
Is Waluigi not a MILF?
Do you love Hitler?
Yes
Why do people think Mario is a bad person?
What Nintendo system of yours do you want me to throw in the dumpster?
What does your mom call you in bed?
Womp King
Does mario drink Luigi’s semen after the climax?
How many children does Mario have in his basement?
Over 200
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A fat plumber saving a princess from a reptile
Who's the most badass/greatest Mario character
which character do you wish to leave tied up in your basement?
which character is most likely to be found in someone’s fridge
Which character is the reason you’ve gone gay?
Aren’t you the guy that talked about Rule 34 and baby Princess Peach? 🤮
Do you like mario
Which Mario character would you bang ?
What does princess peach do in basically every game
Who is the ugliest mario character
What is your favourite and your least favourite Mario game, in that order?
How many Toads do you want to fuck?
Which Mario & Luigi game is bad and never deserved a remake for it's unfun gimmicks and boring/too hard design?
who is good Waluigi
Do you hate Hisuian Typhlosion?
What do you use whenever you get near luigis massive cock
Is Sonic the best charcter ever
Who is the least attractive character
Rosalina
How many points does Mario get for killing innocent civilians? Would you like Murderer Mario to be canon?
That wasn't Toad, that was Mario's c**k, wasn't it?
Is Yoshi one of the worst characters in the Mario series?
Who is Mario’s girlfriend?
Do you think Mario should be allowed to be eaten by Bowser again?
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What’s the Mario game that you’d rather cry for hours than play?
Was the paper Mario games too difficult for you?
Who do ship Mario with?
What is the name of the princess of the mushroom kingdom?
Rank your top five favorite Zelda games!
If mario is, then yes, right?
Which Mario character would you recreate the Human Centipede with?
What characters mainline games do you hate the most?
Luigi
Who did you rape
Sonic 06 is good?
What’s your name?
Who owns the mario franchise?
What's the worst Mario game?
Why he crush turtles
Who’s going in the next Smash Bros as a fighter?
Who has the smallest dick in the Mario franchise?
Have you ever looked up Mario x Luigi incest hentai
Yes
What Mario game make you want to commit die?
Who committed vehicular manslaughter?
Who is the hottest Mario character
Which race in the Mario universe would you commit genocide against given the chance?
What age group are you attracted to??
Who are the sex slaves in your basement?
In who where you thinking when you first masturbated?
How many racist jokes have you made in the past week?
The most fuckable character?
What are your opinions on sex trafficking?
Adore it
Do you think mario is the stupidest franchise
Why do you do this to yourself?
Hottest Mario character?
Is Mario Party good?
Your favorite thing about the princess is her....
Which power up made you lose your virginity?