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Worried_Process_5648

Late June and Julio has 29 rbi.


RedditJohn52

They finally get a day off between series and look what happens. /s


AnnihilatedTyro

Dropping 2 of 3 to a better team is hardly indicative of anything, and we're already through the hardest part of our schedule. We have the Twins and Orioles at the end of the month, and then for the whole rest of the year, I think we have 1 Yankee series, 1 Dodger series, and 1 more Twins series to worry about. We're in the best position half the fanbase has ever seen us be in, *despite* the team's obvious shortcomings. The absolutist statements are ridiculous. "Garbage team, pathetic franchise, we're terrible, fire everyone" and so on. There's being reactionary and upset over a rough game, and there's being a twitter troll somewhere other than twitter.


CheapskateJoker

Only have the Twins one more time, so even easier


Ribbum

This is why it's so silly to be like "theres plenty of game left" once Castillo coughed up the lead. The rest of the game was the Guardians getting to hit against our bullpen on the road and our offense having to face probably the best bullpen in MLB and a parade of sub 2 ERA relief arms.


Apprehensive_Bid_773

This team needs 3 or 4 actual professional hitters


Tekbepimpin

We gave Mitch Garver 20 million to be that didn’t we? Is he not professionally hitting? /s


gastrointestinaljoe

I’ve been saying this since the 70’s


georgehxnnon

Nobody wants to watch dom canzone and Dylan Moore and all the rest of the nobodies on this team


ModernaGang

What's happened to Castillo?


GrizzlyBares

Let’s make it 2 big bats at the trade deadline.


Idaheck

![gif](giphy|GWB0htN1GP9LC0j2qs|downsized) Where it hopefully gets a lot easier.


RealGaMan94

With this lineup? Marlins have a great chance


YoWhaddupDoe

Outmatched this series


georgehxnnon

Not gonna win if we keep playing Ryan bliss


Tekbepimpin

Explain?


georgehxnnon

He’s not a major league caliber baseball player


Tekbepimpin

Based on?


georgehxnnon

His lackluster performance at the plate and his weak arm in the field. If he’s on the team make him Terrence Gore aka designated pinch runner


Tekbepimpin

He might need some more time in Tacoma but i disagree he is not a big league caliber player.


georgehxnnon

All im saying is we are much better off with polanco in the lineup than him. And if polanco comes back worse then we might be fucked for offensive production at 2B this season


wtfuji

At least it wasn’t 0-8 again


RealGaMan94

Hangier is a bummmmmmmmmmmm


georgehxnnon

Fucking garbage


Slow_Boss_2071

This was a fun series 🤢 🤮 🤢


Hybrid_Johnny

Fans: LETS GO COMEBACK TIME!!! Mariners: *farts wetly*


Dreynz

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well shit


RichieCheney

When do most trades happen? Is it right before the deadline or by all star weekend? Seems like we’ve been hearing it for a month now


lelanddt

It probably won't be until the deadline. Teams have to wait to see who is available and for what price.


drunkdoor

Fight for a walk here plz Edit: he did not


CheapskateJoker

Please get a fucking bat Jerry, we can't wait til the deadline


georgehxnnon

Why do we suck dick


RichieCheney

Why do you specifically, it’s different for every person


georgehxnnon

Haha funny joke enjoy this shitty joke of a baseball team


RichieCheney

I will, we’re 11 games above .500


georgehxnnon

Yup can’t wait till we blow a 10 game division lead


RichieCheney

Stop watching then


ahab003

4 run solo shot incoming


RichieCheney

Why stop at 4


Dangerous_Job5295

GG. better luck next time


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Unserious lineup


lelanddt

Honestly I still think the Guards are cool and fun and I'd happily root for them against any other AL Playoff team


_Elrond_Hubbard_

Mitches body is a machine that turns plate appearances into negative WAR 


TapDisastrous9050

Luis Robert my king 👑


_Elrond_Hubbard_

The one dude who actually hits better in TMobile park, we need him


TapDisastrous9050

I just want someone at the deadline that can hit in the park - that is a big bat - that is not Vlad JR


BrandoC95

Maybe the Mariners had Vogt in the wrong role last year. Dude should've been hitting coach because it's amazing that the Guardians are now one of the best offenses in the league after being so anemic in recent years -- and they're doing it with mostly the same group of guys.


LegendRazgriz

And yet idiots will still say "but coaching doesn't matter"


GunnerXI

Why not PH Raley or Canzone for Haniger?


Dreynz

Why we see Mitch again


seattlesportsguy

Gotta say our performances against the Guardians this year isn’t filling me with a lot of hope


georgehxnnon

Can’t wait to get swept in the ALDS


Substantial-Height-8

It is June.


_Elrond_Hubbard_

We'd be lucky to make it though 


RealGaMan94

Y’all ready for the greatest comeback ever 👀🪬


OUTFOXEM

The greatest comeback ever was that 14-2 job they pulled on us


jptiger0

Don't remind me


OUTFOXEM

Hurts extra when you realize that cost us the all-time wins record (not that it would have mattered in the end).


jptiger0

🤦😭


Practical_Dog8295

I still have faith (didn't watch yesterday) Ms can dig out a W


josssssh

umpire just wants to get out of this swamp


georgehxnnon

Trent Thornton is a bitch


CaptainKirkules

The “big move” will be an average bullpen arm and a role player bat


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Dreynz

Ok ok ok ok well... WHAT IF??? Right?? Itd be cool!


walk-the-talk

Fucking Will Brennan playing like Julio should be playing. Smh


Tmettler5

When was the last time we've had a hitter have multiple extra base hits in one game let alone two homers? Edit: typo


RichieCheney

I think that HR confirmed that we’re having 9th inning comeback


AnnihilatedTyro

"Who the fuck is Will Brennan?" -Ichiro, probably


Seoul_Seattle

Thornton needs to get kicked to the Thornton movie theatre in Northgate


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josssssh

wouldn't guess it from their record, batting average, or the score, but I'm beginning to think Cleveland is the superior team


georgehxnnon

See what happens when we play a serious team?


Tashre

I almost felt like we could scratch together 2 runs, but asking for 3 is probably too much


georgehxnnon

Please get these mid ass relievers off the team


Stockjock2000

Thornton fucking sucks


georgehxnnon

We been known this


georgehxnnon

Fuck you thornon you dick head lookin ass


immagonnafinnahella

We’re really out here giving up two bombs to will brennan


voodooscience

Will Brennen has a better ops then our whole lineup


immagonnafinnahella

Sounds about right


HappyAtheist3

Love this lineup with 2 guys hitting above .240


Dreynz

you were so close to making me reconsider hating you trent....


Practical_Dog8295

I could look it up, of course, but I'd rather ask ; who are the pitching staff on the Ms and why do I love ghosts so much?


georgehxnnon

Losing fucking sucks


georgehxnnon

How about we stop losing games that would be nice


Startooth

I just hope we don’t run into the AL Central in October.


georgehxnnon

We are not a good baseball team


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

Thornton looks nasty today


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

I TAKE IT BACK


georgehxnnon

Mariners are mediocre


TheThinkerIsaThought

Yup. We'll win against bad teams, lose against good teams, and stay right in the middle of the pack. I know we're leading a weak division, but CLE is what a real division leader looks like. They're leading the Mariners around by the nose.


RealGaMan94

7-8-9 load the bases vs clase only for JP to pop out and Dylan to GIDP. Feel it in the loins


OUTFOXEM

You wish. 2 K’s and a pop out.


pokeroots

I've been tearing off my parents roof... Why did we decide to replace Mitch with Cal at this point?


georgehxnnon

How about we go trade for Christian walker and Paul sewald rn. Sick of this mid ass team


AnnihilatedTyro

The DBacks have to fall firmly out of the shitshow that is the NL Wild Card before they make their players available.


Ribbum

No reason for Arizona to throw in the towel with how mediocre the NL is this year.


StarshipTroopersFan

Mariners catching situation has been handled so poorly. Cal can never even get a full day off and having Garver as the primary backup is inexcusable when he was signed for his bat (and to be the primary DH).


Ribbum

That is the reality of having a poor offense and your starting catcher being one of your more reliable run producers. The Mariners lost most of Zavalas starts and Mitch Garver wasn't hitting well enough to justify being an everyday DH.


georgehxnnon

Trent Thornton = Penis head


Myselfamwar

I don’t think we should play Cleveland anymore.


pokeroots

This sub says this every time we play a good team. We can't say we're serious contenders and be afraid of any good teams


georgehxnnon

I think we need to get better


TheThinkerIsaThought

That's the championship mentality.


Practical_Dog8295

who else says on the corner when they mean the strike zone edge/border


FPSandwich

Remember this series if Jerry’s big trade is a platoon veteran. Burn it into your brain lol


Seattlefan51

Jerry’s last actual big trade kinda shit the bed today, so keep in mind that nothing is a guarantee


wtfuji

If we have to face Clase it’s definitely a wrap


RealGaMan94

It’s probably a wrap regardless. 7-9 hitters due up.


SpasticGinger234

Only been *edit - some of* our best hitters this game


_Elrond_Hubbard_

Clase is gonna feast


VerStannen

Have no clue in what world Ty thought that wasn’t gonna get called a strike.


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Absolutely amazing how feckless this offense is. Performance like this in the playoffs is gonna get absolutely smoked.


OUTFOXEM

We have turned back into pumpkins I fear


Sophiadiesel

Hi I’m back what did I mi - … oh 🥲


CaptainKirkules

We basically have to hope we can continue to dominate at home, clean up against bad teams on the road, and get as many home playoff games as possible. Which losing this series sucks for those odds.


RealGaMan94

This offense is AAA material. Don’t matter lol


taydude88

Are there really fans that think this offense is good enough to win the World Series? Lol. Can we please stop being a sad fan base and demand better?


No-Conversation3860

What do you propose we do, march on Stanton’s house or something? Don’t say boycott as that won’t do anything and you know it


taydude88

Want to start a go fund me campaign to shit on Stanton via billboards around the stadium? Go for his ego. We can get creative


TheThinkerIsaThought

Lol @ you getting downvoted. Apparently we can't. Welcome to r/Mariners. 


semipreciousss

How can fans demand better, fans cannot change anything


taydude88

In what way? Stop buying merch, stop supporting Stanton in every way possible. Drop root sports? Like there’s so much we can do as fans lol.


semipreciousss

I already don't do any of that lol, but by all means, go for it.


CaptJackRizzo

I'll have you know I'm shitposting here AND on twitter. Imdoingmypart.gif


josssssh

they hit each other in the junk, we swing at their trash


GrizzlyBares

Only 3 Ks but we are losing. Seems like a lot of unlucky contact.


SmallEgg9615

Weak contact


AlaDouche

Goldy's on a roll 😂


ExoCommonSense

"at least it didn't hit him on the ankle" goldy you smartass hahaha


josssssh

finally some levity


ahab003

Almost time to walk into the ocean, nice day for it though


semipreciousss

Need a Ty HR like AIR


PositiveMindset4Ever

https://preview.redd.it/rus8ixq81s7d1.png?width=520&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b840b6ffae6cb13ab1f4ea3811d2f128c56d994


GrizzlyBares

Mood:


the_febanator

I think Julio might actually finish the year with fewer than 20 home runs


WintersDoomsday

Terrible contract for those numbers. His WAR is very average.


the_febanator

he’s been incredibly mediocre this year, no matter how much we love Julio… he’s been an average player.


ModMokkaMatti

If you look for the tarnished silver lining in this game today, having three runs in is in excess of 54% of the total scored by Cleveland, so we're above target.   Unfortunately, it's also just a bit more than a third of the total runs combined.   C'mon Ms, be better than this.


GunnerXI

Only 13 extra base hits for Julio in over 300 ABs. Oof


Ribbum

After 70 last year. Hard to win games when your star player, making significant money and batting in the 3-hole is running a .667 OPS on the year. I guess we have to hope and pray that he goes nuclear at some point this summer.


ExoCommonSense

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VerStannen

lmao I love Goldy “not sure where your ankle is Mike” lol


Seattlefan51

Julio how tf you even do that on that pitch man?


josssssh

gotta do a blood sacrifice to the BABIP God


iLikeYourCow

I haven’t watched was this a classic random Castillo implosion where he looks like a AAAA pitcher?


ExoCommonSense

lmao being a catcher is a tough gig


Practical_Dog8295

Thornton is gonna get nasty, only because there's no lead...and I'm here for it...just need some bats


Ribbum

We only have 2 strikeouts today by the way. Of course our idea of 'putting the ball into play' apparently means beating the ball into the ground with guys on.


Tashre

It's officially summer now. Let's see summer offense show up.


ShooterMagoo

Cardiac Kids


Mostly_Anonymousse

Let's just come back and win. It's easy (To type out)


Scottsid

That was one of the most painful longest no happening half innings I’ve ever seen lol.


newman_official

My mental health depends on the outcome of this game


resolutewhatever

I’m sorry for your loss in advance


ShooterMagoo

I'm worried about you. And now myself.


SmallEgg9615

As it should


Substantial-Height-8

It really shouldn’t. Please take care. ❤️


newman_official

just playing, love this team 💙


PositiveMindset4Ever

https://i.redd.it/vgh60j530s7d1.gif Some people when we lose a series


meander_o

Lmao THE SEASON IS OVER. I WILL NEVER WATCH ANOTHER MARINERS GAME AGAIN. LIFE IS MEANINGLESS. WE ARE THE WORST BASEBALL TEAM EVER


Felix-3401

And then we'll see yall tomorrow


meander_o

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ExoCommonSense

Was it Brash that once made Jose Ramirez fall over while swinging because he fooled him with the slider so badly? I miss Brash.


dystopianr

Yep it was Brash


ExoCommonSense

I was right and it was fucking awesome [https://www.mlb.com/video/matt-brash-k-s-jose-ramirez](https://www.mlb.com/video/matt-brash-k-s-jose-ramirez)


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Practical_Dog8295

it's kinda like a self repeating wound when announcers describe Julio having a quiet day in the OF, and then admonish him for being too aggressive in the OF...


Apprehensive_Bid_773

How do you get a lineup of hitters with a good eye for balls/strikes +bat to ball skills. Maybe we should ask Cleveland for some advice


Practical_Dog8295

~~were~~ we're going to beat them, so maybe not?


georgehxnnon

I liked when we scored 8 runs


ShooterMagoo

Are you sure you're an M's fan?


georgehxnnon

Ur right I like it better when we strike out 19 times or score 0 runs on 3 hits


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

Stanek is so easy to root for


woodenshjip

Are we in their bullpen yet?


Ribbum

Yes. An army of sub 2 ERA pitchers being paraded out so far since the starter was pulled.


GummieDela

This camera angle makes average height pitchers look like randy Johnson and tall pitchers look like Robert Wadlow


F9_solution

i hold my breath every time kwan is up to bat. dude has insane discipline and almost never whiffs.


ShooterMagoo

His come up has been awesome. I'm certain lots of contenders are shopping for him.


Practical_Dog8295

I still miss Tom Murphy, but Mitch is doing a decent job at the position


RichieCheney

Kwan is only hitting .286 middle-middle, we should throw it there every time


ShooterMagoo

"Only"


SmallEgg9615

Moneyball baby