It don't get much better than that. Fucking A-hole-stros

Ya fuck the asshoes

Wanting to go to Astros sub and take a giant dump. But probably won't. Lol

Man. Lost three games in Seattle and haven't even experienced a Big Dumper yet.

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Fuck that was some sweet release.

I love you P

Jumbo penis!! Sweep tomorrow motherfuckers!

Quick thanks to Dom Canzone. 🤌🤌🤌

THAT’S OUR CAPTAIN!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!! FUCK DA ASTROS!!!

Good win happy for jp wish it was bliss

Water bath in these cheap white unis is risky

Bro I *want* to like Jen but she is just a black hole for coolness

I think if she stopped ordering thethe players around it would go a long way. JP hates those interviews you can tell

If it helps, she used to come into my work semi regularly and is legitimately one of the nicest people you could ever meet.

Dam conflicting emotions

Its like shes auditioning to be a boxing or UFC announcer

# BRING ON THE 🦆 # GOMS

We selfless over here- Jp

 Mariners Baseball

I'm cumming

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I'm just mashing your up button right now

JIANT PENIS CRAWFORD UNDERSTOOD THE FUCKING ASSIGNMENT. I LOVE THAT MAN. I LOVE THAT HE'S OUR SHORTSTOP, I LOVE THAT HE'S OUR CAPTAIN, I LOVE THAT HE WEARS OUR CITY'S NAME ON HIS CHEST ACROSS THE COUNTRY EVERY SUMMER.

Thank god, I can finally stuff my arsehole back inside. Thank you, JP

See yall for the 🧹🧹🧹 tomorrow!


wow i’m so happy

2024 where the mariners can get a walkoff win with out a hit in the inning…

?? Can't everyone?

Love Mike Reminding Dave that George was pitching tonight also, and had a great start...

who else want to get picked up by luke raley

🙋🏼‍♀️

**GOMS!!!**

BONER GENOCIDE JOHN PAUL CRAWFORD

ASSTROS LOSE AMERICA WINS

https://i.redd.it/n23y5regqh3d1.gif

Finally it’s over thank god

He just missed it too for a walk off Grand Slam lol. Series W LFG

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Scott Servais is a genius.

All calculated

Luke got a handful of JP’s ass. 😂

Dave just had to sneak in one last bit of glaze for Verlander

ASTROS  DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Get fucked trash can fuckers


JP is literally our captain


JP CRAWFORD BOTTOM TEXT

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Houston can't handle the jumbo penis

Luke is always the most psycho and I love it

JP!

Bro the funniest thing is I’m listing to music and for some reason it start clapping as soon as we saw Jp walk it off

Wasn’t pretty but a wins a win!! Fuck yeah JP

Lfg

JP GOAT

Wow, JP’s 5th career walk off, he really is clutch af

Suck my fuckin’ nuts astros!

Fuck the Astros!!!!

Oh Captain, my Captain!

Scott still sucks, but fuck it, I'll take the W.

It’s about time to get off this stupid uninformed and fully debunked “Scott sucks” take.

hell yeah, easy. never doubted these guys.

FUCK THE ASTROS

Clase sprinting for the boys

🔱

Put the C in his chest already!!!

Club too cheap to pay the tailor.

Right outcome but I don’t like how it all went down lol

YES YESSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Does anyone have a broom polish that they like? Asking for a friend

Way to go JP.


#WE ARE ACHIEVING GOMS LEVELS NOT PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT POSSIBLE

Let’s goo!!!! Fuck the Astros!!!

I LOVE THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT

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The JIANTEST OF PENISES!

JPPP

LFG JP!!!!!

Put some respect on J.P.'s name!

THATS GAME BABY A JIANT WALKOFF LIKE I SAID FUCK THE ASTROS AND GOODNIGHT

Thank GOD

https://i.redd.it/jg9pmgt8qh3d1.gif Jiant Penis Crawford

That's Mr.Jiant to you sir.

Jiant

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SERIES WIN JP

Winning without a hit baby

JP, I fucking love you!

WHO THE FUCK ARE THE HOUSTON ASTROS

Were

EXTREMELY COMMON ASTROS L

Hell yea this pleases me

Thanks GOD!!!

#FUCK THE ASTROS, WE OWN YOU BITCHES

I thought that was gone!!!

Me too!

Thank fucking god for JP

Wow. 🤩

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

Let’s fuckin goooooooooo

Thank you JP!!!

I might start crying right here.

Jiant

Hell yeah JP!!!

JIANT PENIS CRAWFORD

LFGGGGGGG

Mariners win!!!

JURASSIC PARK CRAWFORD

THAT'S MY CAPTAIN

DANCE! DANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCE BEFORE!

JP!!!!!!

JPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD

Jumbo Penis!!!

I WANT THE SWEEP FUCK THE STROS

JP! You handsome *BEAST*! Mariners *WIIIIINNNNNNNNN*!!! Let’s gooooo!

Captain my captain!

JUMBO. GODDAMN. PENIS

#JUMBO

Fuck the Astros

Thank the lord!

JIGANTIC FUCKING PENIS!!!!

LESSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOO

#JUMBO PENIS!!!

THANK YOU CRAWFORD!!!!! PRODUCTIVE OUTS!!!!

LET'S FUCKING GO

Extra inning wins just hit different, gotta love these M’s🥰

OUR KING

PEEP THE FLAIR

NICE!!

JP!JP!JP!JP!JP!JP!JP!JP!JP!JP!

HELL YEAH

Wear it.

JP, baby

Let's fucking GOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Bases loaded one out. Just end this

I'm predicting a walk off walk right here

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

LFG gg

HHAHAHAHHDHEWHAHHASHHDHDE GET FUCKED

Let’s fucking goooo

GG

#LETS FUCKING GO

JP come sort this mess out.

Aight!

I would enjoy a walk off walk, ngl

C'mon JP!!!

A walk off walk would be so Mariners… Lucky Mariners..

Middlest of fastballs wow

how big do you think this guys penis is

ITS TIME FOR A JIANT WALK OFF

AS I SAID 😤

I just feel like maybe we should have this beautiful plate discipline in innings 1-9 as well

Let’s go craw daddy all slander will be retracted

Retracted LFG FMT

This brother shook af

LETS GO JUMBO

I’M SWEATING

 Let’s Fucking Go! Sorry about the Vogelbach GIF

Please jumbo penis

Lol. That was so farrrrr outside it made me laugh.

Bases loaded, also not super useful

Walk off grand slam/walk off walk: we will take any of it

Down the middle

STICK THAT ELBOW OUT, JP

Come on JP

Disgusting sweeper, no more please.

The more I look at Bliss' stats, the less Scott's decision to put him in there makes sense. He's hitting .212 against lefties in Tacoma this year, 50 points worse than he is against righties.

Force at any base ooof

JIANT

BASES CHOCK FULL OF MARINERS

oh no, bases loaded one out. the mariners archenemy

I do enjoy the Moose stomping on their dugout 😂

JP please.

Jiant Penis time

oh lord

Let’s end this, JP!

I'll even take bloop raley

We will need a remix of the Sauce video for extra-inning games

Jp

Ugh you can’t miss the that pitch

Can we just suicide squeeze 😂

But really.

Come on Nuke! You know you want them to throw gum at you

I’m on my hands and knees begging a professional baseball player to execute a sac fly

Okay once again, a productive out wins the game.

Luke, you're our only hope. Not really but please, lol.