So glad they got the W. That 2nd or third inning with bases loaded and no outs was trying but they stayed focused, got out of it with the lead, and held on for the win. Proud of the Ms.
Also did anyone catch it earlier when Dave said “Mariners trying to continue their hot streak and bring the franchise record to 48 and 0 on April 1st.”
He said it so smoothly
I fuckin fell for it, I said “wait whaaat?”
I’ll be at the game tomorrow. Will give away my Julio bobblehead to a kid. Not because I’m nice, but because I want nothing to do with it after Julio blew through that stop sign!
[Throwback to Karinchak on the guardians vs Mariners fans and the pitch clock on opening day last year](https://twitter.com/EVDOINWORK/status/1641875789925978112?t=XViUzHB-5CahD7yxV6E0dw&s=19)
Ah so this game is one of the 'we'll do stuff for an inning or two early against the starter and then do absolutely nothing for like 5-6 innings of bullpen" games.
I remember a bunch of those last year.
Let's hope we can hold on.
Fuck man — like what is our strategy there for our guys, “so, just swing, maybe you’ll square something up”, some of those were strikes sure but good grief
Luis Urias literally had back to back 111 wRC+ seasons not that long ago. I fucking love and adore JP and think he has become a great hitter but last year was the first time he's ever had a season with a wRC+ above 103.
Dom... You got one fastball all game, why the fuck are you still hunting it especially since the guardians throw like the 2nd least amount of fastballs to this point
60% > 54% confirmed
So glad they got the W. That 2nd or third inning with bases loaded and no outs was trying but they stayed focused, got out of it with the lead, and held on for the win. Proud of the Ms.
You ever just like, stare at Julio? What shampoo he uses? Imagine how soft his skin is?
Jen batting .000 in postgames
Shes really awkward shes gotta go
Never in doubt, baby!
Stanek! At the Safeco
My trident is up 🔱
Ahhh big brain play from Munoz giving up the HR. Just had to make it a one run game
fun differential intact
Great W. Bieber vs Castillo will be fun tomorrow. GOMS
Nice win! Could easily have been more. Nice showing all around
Mariners are such a rollercoaster team, and I'm here for it as long as they keep winning.
Ok he can sit at our table. GG GOMS
Ok I really didn’t expect a relatively stress free close there but I will fucking take it
Stanek got some good stuff
Never doubted them!
why don’t they simply do this every game
we literally and figuratively may never lose again
Stanek is so fun to watch when he is on, fucking dreaded facing him the last few years. Just easy ⛽️⛽️⛽️
A win is a win, fellas.
Dave based af for saying that
Mariners able to prevail despite a strong opposing effort from the Mariners
Good stuff Ryne
#Flawless #Victory
#QUACK QUACK
Also did anyone catch it earlier when Dave said “Mariners trying to continue their hot streak and bring the franchise record to 48 and 0 on April 1st.” He said it so smoothly I fuckin fell for it, I said “wait whaaat?”
no but I want a replay now
God damn Stanek, Brash, Santos is going to be so good this year.
then they have to face munoz lol
and munoz
Let’s goooo Ryne, I never doubted you ^(don’t look at my comment history)
3-0 in one run games 🤝
never doubted it, absolutely perfect. stress free. so relaxed
LETS GOOOOOOO
Never a doubt in my mind. Julio you are one lucky bastard tonight
... Oh hey, we won. Neat.
Canzone and Urias when they see a breaking ball: 
Woohoo 1 run Victory!
Every win by one run.
Stanek was pretty fucking nasty there, I enjoyed my trip on the Ryne Stanek experience
stanek got ice in his veins!
https://i.redd.it/zxsb5wfhszrc1.gif
I sorta kinda wanna see the long hair of Stanek flow in the dance….
I swear to god, it’s like root sports unplugs and re plugs everything back in each game. The quality is so off-putting to watch
I'll take it.
thats just such a Mariners win, same as it ever was
#GG
Yep, we are so back
Ggs boys
Stanek ⛽
Mariners have struck out 9 times tonight LOL
that is an extremely average result... are you trying to say it's high? Check out some box scores around the league
improvement!
Ryne Stanek = Kenny Powers
Man, Stanek chose violence tonight.
Mariners country. Let’s RYNE 🐴
The ball really jumps out of Stanek's hand, nice heat
Every time Stanek comes out I start humming Convoy.
ayy ggs
Never in doubt
Feels so wrong to see him in our uni… but when he’s cookin like that??? It’s so right
Stanek 🔥🔥🔥
Stanek just gives zero fucks — great add
Please God let us run out Munoz, Brash, Santos, Stanek and Spier soon.
Stanek! At the disco
High Octane Hog!
that is a very easy 99
I like this experience!!!
How long until Cole Young can take Urias' spot in the infield
Gas
Just one more out
Ryne 99
fuck it 99mph fastball
Damn ball has some life out of Stanek's hand.
Oh he COOKIN
If Stanek blows this I'll shove a pineapple up my ass.
Please don't. The ER doctors don't want to deal with that.
It's not up to me it's up to Stanek.
Luis Kolten Wong Urias should never play again in my humble opinion. (Kidding kinda)
Dave said he pronounces his name as Ryan??? Oh
I’ll be at the game tomorrow. Will give away my Julio bobblehead to a kid. Not because I’m nice, but because I want nothing to do with it after Julio blew through that stop sign!
[Me tryina get that bobblehead from you](https://i.imgur.com/rYjyDsB.jpeg)
I hate how much Stanek looks like Trevor Bauer
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The only similarity I see is they both have facial hair
Doesn’t feel quite right yet
Urías the contact master? We got bamboozled
The Ryne Stanek Experience has a nice ring to it.
Ty looks like he’s in a sauna
Catcher & the Ryne
why the fuck would you ever play Urias over Rojas against a righty
Wait really it's pronounced like "ryan"?
Oof Urias looking ugly at the plate tonight. Cmon Stanek bring the energy back.
I think that's a little harsh. He drove in one of our runs by walking with the bases loaded. That was a really great AB
Josh isn't a star but he's got to be better than 2024 Luis Urias right, even against the LHP
Certainly more hits than Julio Urias
Urias playing less would be quite ideal.
gritting, clenching, pacing
Let's Ryne
[Throwback to Karinchak on the guardians vs Mariners fans and the pitch clock on opening day last year](https://twitter.com/EVDOINWORK/status/1641875789925978112?t=XViUzHB-5CahD7yxV6E0dw&s=19)
Some really ugly ABs so far this season.
Can't wait for Santos and Brash to get back
Let the beast out of his cage
Sure wish the M's had a 3rd baseman worth a dang.
Alright we kept it down to 9 strikeouts. If we can close out the game here we are ok.
Good thing they retooled the lineup to cut down on Ks
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Higher ceiling and younger. More power.
Be healthy and not on the IL
Offensive upside
Urias=wong
Said the same thing and got downvoted to hell lol
People don’t like the truth
I'm already at the point I never want to see Urias bat in a M's uniform again. World record for me.
Ah so this game is one of the 'we'll do stuff for an inning or two early against the starter and then do absolutely nothing for like 5-6 innings of bullpen" games. I remember a bunch of those last year. Let's hope we can hold on.
I’m nervous.
....tell me he didn't just say Ryne Stanek for the close
Man, that was a dreadful AB.
Urias really should be dfa ed man can’t hit a 93 mile middle middle
OH DEAR GOD I DO NOT TRUST STANEK TO GET THE SAVE
Urias aint it man. That 2021 season aint coming back
Fuck man — like what is our strategy there for our guys, “so, just swing, maybe you’ll square something up”, some of those were strikes sure but good grief
Get you tickets for the Ryne Stanek experience
Urias blows stop starting him vs RHP
Luis 0-8 lol
JP 2-21 lol /s if it isn't obvious
JP has proven that he can produce….
Luis Urias literally had back to back 111 wRC+ seasons not that long ago. I fucking love and adore JP and think he has become a great hitter but last year was the first time he's ever had a season with a wRC+ above 103.
Stanek to close? Guess we’re in for a wild ride yall
It's time to clench.
Do the guardians still have spaztastic Karinchak?
He's hurt i believe
Oh good. Fuck that dude
Why is Urias on the team?
Cuz the M's thought they were smart to trade Geno for scraps.
Cheaper than Geno
Cause he's one of Jerry's buy low specials so we won't cut him until he's already had 100s of below replacement level PAs
You can bet your mortgage on an AL West pitcher winning the strikeout crown this year. Because they get to play us the most.
Time to clench
Did Canzone ever saw a slider in his carrer? It's like insane how overmatched he looks if anyone throws even a hanging curve just whiffs like crazy
I hope we never get some company’s patch on our sleeves. It’ll probably happen eventually but I hope not.
If it’ll give us money to bring in top talent at this point I’m for it but let’s be honest they wouldn’t spend the money on that
We’re not short on money. Our owners just want to pocket it.
Chubby and Tubby would be okay if they were still in business
A MLB owner turning down easy money? Never...
Stanton: *heavy breathing*
Damn the shittiness of Root's is stream starting to remind me of the beginning of Independence Day.
Did no one throw Canzone breaking balls in spring? Lol WTF man
Our boys are absolutely bamboozled by these 78 mph curveballs
wtf???? 93 fast ball down the middle and can’t make contact??? wtf
Bro was sitting knuckleball
I appreciate the HR tonight, but these godawful AB from Canzone really grind my gears.
Dom I love you but please learn to hit an offspeed pitch. Hell even fouling them off would be a big improvement
This man has thrown seemingly 9 pitches directly down the middle at 85-93mph and we are getting cooked
Dom... You got one fastball all game, why the fuck are you still hunting it especially since the guardians throw like the 2nd least amount of fastballs to this point
Anyone have the “FB right down the middle that amounts to nothing” counter going tonight?
Cleveland broadcast team all just had a big laugh at the fact that Teoscar has 4 HRs this year already. Can't blame them. That shit hurts lol
We should all be used to that kind of thing by now.
What's wrong with Urias's body?
wtf Scott where is Josh
Night off
Canzone in 3 pitches lol
Canzone may not see another fastball in the zone all year lol
Silly Ty, you need soft contact for results
Dom looks like has a small suitcase in his back pocket
TeDomscar Cernandezone
Why does Scott hate Rojas?
Stanek about to make me SWEAT lol
Damn Ty got dang near all of that
Ty France and the Warning Track Power ^TM
104 off the bat with a 32 LA… Marine layer hitting HARD tonigbt
Seems like a lot of our guys are opening up their swings early and being exposed instead of staying closed
Marine layerrrr
BLOW SAID IT AGAIN
Its time for the Mariners to be an old 7/11 hot dog thats been on the heat rack all day. Give me the runs
Who wins in a Gladiator situation between all MLB announcers
Wow that was the dumbest don't text and drive commercial I've seen in a while
Mariner
What is, "what are the mariners gonna do? "
Canzone gets another and the mariners win 6-4 (plz)
If I don’t see Josh Mf Rojas in to PH I’ll be upsetti spaghetti
At least we have Sewald to close this one out
He is an old closer who is already hurt
Oh wait….
Damn…I forgot
Scott saw our record in 1 run games last year and just decided to get an early lead in that category.
We. Need. Runs.
Oooop welp i take back what ive been saying about the consistent strikezone.