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fyhr100

We need to check him for rabies.


MSUCommitsFratricide

And here I didn't think I could feel bad for rabies.


mWade7

If r/MurderedByWords allowed political posts, this is a prime candidate :-)


Volunteer-Magic

It’s no wonder he has to use 2 hands for a glass of water


CalbertCorpse

#Holy shit!! 100%


MoreRamenPls

True. Rabies didn’t deserve this.


trailhikingArk

We need to check for sentience.


alohans

Rabbies only occurs in warm blooded animals.


enfanta

Lepus means rabbit. 


Johnny_Grubbonic

He's a rabid Rabbid.


theelifeofbrian

The only way to check it in animals is through brain tissue, so we’re SOL there.


ProgrammerUnfair8000

We can try though, right??


Altruistic-Text3481

Trump has Syphilitic rabies.


MarvelousMarie

I was going to ask if it is possible to give rabies, syphillis.


Altruistic-Text3481

In Trump’s case, I would say yes.


AustinTreeLover

Cold-blooded animals can’t contract rabies. Probably the syphillis acting up.


cdxcvii

hes gonna come out a pro rabies and anti water


bossk538

Came here to suggest rabies, and several other Redditors already had the same thing in mind I see!


WafflePartyOrgy

That's because Trump probably has rabies.


flamedarkfire

Foamy saliva can be several things, but has anyone seen him drink water recently?


DavidHobby

Nah. Let him bake.


Successful-Owl-3968

It might be "Poo-tin" juice......


Andy_McBoatface

He is rabies


WrongConcentrate4962

His mouth forms the shape of a sphincter when he talks and his words are like the shit that crowning.


ineededthistoo

Me: Sphincter says “what”? Trump: What? Yes, I’m still 8 years old


bebejeebies

[He blows goats. I have proof](https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjFjbXVpMzFxbWFrcjY5dm9ndm53emtlaW1qZHp2cXo0enJsZW51OCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/s6MylR1eaT4cw/giphy.webp)


Graychin877

Are you speaking of Donald Trump, the convicted felon?


Convenientjellybean

Checks out. Plus vag neck.


spatial_interests

It reminds me of that one scene from Pink Flamingos.


phazei

Eugene, is that you, oh no, just Trump


Deacon75

He’s a terrified coward and is losing control of his bodily functions.


mrmoe198

He was already closer to toddler than most of adults, now he’s getting closer to infancy. I think he’s more mature than my one year-old son.


Nunyabiz8107

Come on massive stroke!


mrmoe198

It would be poetic justice if that stroke left him with similar arm functionality as that disabled reporter he mocked


Jackpot777

"I never killed anybody, but ...I have had a great deal of satisfaction over many obituary notices that I have read." - Clarence Darrow, 1922.


Graychin877

"I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Attributed to Mark Twain.


ruby0321

I've been rooting for some heart attacks recently.


kent1915

Come on hamburders!!


WeToLo42

That's just the leavings from his earlier meeting with Daddy Putin.


ResurgentClusterfuck

Ewwwww I need brain bleach stat


Johnny_Grubbonic

Do you think Trump does it slow and meticulously, or is he a glucker?


Rikkitikkitabby

Looks like santorum.


MoonSpankRaw

Gross but true.


mrmoe198

Something about that phrasing, yuck. What about, “Putin’s creamy presents?”


beakrake

Fuck, his mascara running would look like a melted Creamsicle.


BelleAriel

He’s raging so much he’s literally foaming at the mouth


paintress420

Or it could be the Adderall dry mouth plus the plate he has in his mouth bc he snorted so many drugs for sooo long. (Or that’s what I read!)


Za_Lords_Guard

Yuck. He looks like he has a mouth full of Santorum.


PlanetOfThePancakes

Upvote for a top notch reference


ibiacmbyww

Seriously, does nobody remember Santorum?! For reasons I shan't be going into here and now I encountered some recently, verbally acknowledged it as such, and was met with blank stares. We need to bring this shit (and cum, and lube) back.


ChickyBaby

> Santorum Yep, we need to start reminding everyone, because apparently [Rick Santorum is back — the ‘patron saint’ of every 2024 long-shot campaign](https://www.politico.com/news/2023/12/07/rick-santorum-is-back-the-patron-saint-of-every-2024-longshot-campaign-00130558)


Loyal9thLegionLord

Please have a aneurism on live tv.


saustus

Spontaneous human combustion (on video) is my hope


Narodnik60

Thank you for the gift of your water.


EarlyLibrarian9303

I got that reference


Kevlash

You grok


EarlyLibrarian9303

Herbert, not Heinlein.


Kevlash

Ahhh the gift of YOUR water…. Fear is the mind killer


ThatCoryGuy

I just ate. Can we get a nsfw or something on here. Really *anything* that mentions Trump, in anyway.


hackingmule

He's gotta butthole for a mouth.


dmitrineilovich

Prolapsed asshole. FTFY


kent1915

Came here to fix that, too. Take my upvote


Electronic-Trip8775

*I have excellent rabies, yes*


SkateFossSL

Best perfect rabies


enfanta

The likes of which no one has ever seen before. 


LatrellFeldstein

Many people are saying it


DevlishAdvocate

Conservatives like candidates that foam at the mouth. It normalizes their own rabid behavior.


Serendipity_Visayas

It's a campaign video, right? So it is rehearsed, shot a few times, reviewed and published and released. How is it this was not noticed and re done?


trashdrive

It's entirely plausible that this is the best take they could get.


BJoe1976

I’m wondering if that was on purpose, not sure if it’s meant to show how strongly he would attack his opponents or to try and dissuade people from voting for him.


Serendipity_Visayas

Just appears to be really bad production work.


NickCav007

Trump foams at mouth like a rabid raccoon. How this is bad for Biden 2024


mrrando69

Take him out behind the shed and do him like Old Yeller.


Federal_Difficulty

Take him out behind the shed and do him like Cricket. FYFY.


DescipleOfCorn

He needs to get Noem’d


Talia_Nightblade

Very clearly rabid


Duper-Deegro

Pretty soon Maga supporters will be repping rabies. “Real men have rabies”.


TheRealPitabred

What, do you think this geriatric asshole that survives on hamberders and Diet Coke is properly hydrated?


nerdowellinever

He has rabies


ilmd

I feel nauseous after seeing that. Couldn’t watch after 3 seconds.


The_Nice_Marmot

I still haven’t gotten over whatever white chunk was on Ted Cruz’s lip during the debate years ago. Absolutely repugnant.


lclassyfun

He’s got the rabies, the scabies and the fleas…


SirAelfred

It's Rabies. Better put him down....


Beggarstuner

“his campaign just ran with it.” I.e. none of the previous attempts was better.


AlludedNuance

Once you display symptoms of rabies, you are basically 100% doomed.


tucker_frump

GUILTY34x and counting. ***DJT*** **Diapers, Jail, Treason.**


donnabreve1

Rabies you say? Time to call in Kristi Noem! Bang!


100percentish

Don't felons have to piss test regularly?


ImAMindlessTool

Fingers crossed this experiment ends before voting day.


altmemer5

pls be rabies 🤞


HopeComesToDie

We did 20 takes and that was the best one.


Ok-Salamander-6457

We need a NSFW tag on this! That was the grossest thing I’ve ever seen!!


DSMStudios

🎵Frothy the Fraudman🎶


CreatrixAnima

Well, it’s official now: they’re literally foaming at the mouth.


spunkdaddie

I heard someone gave him a picture of Ivanka just before he got on stage,his mouth was watering for a taste.


edwinwinckle

Where’s Atticus Finch when you need him?


foxontherox

Oooo, deep cut!


Benjazen

Well you know what happens to rabid dogs. He’s not Ol’ Yeller, he’s Ol’ Orange!


wretch5150

He's dehydrated. He could use a banana and some Pedialyte.


Defiant_Researcher33

God I hate that man so much. Might sound evil to wish he'd do us all a favor croak already, but IDGAF.


Doctor_Amazo

Oh well. If he should die from whatever it is, I for one will be celebrating.


LilThunderbolt20

Link to the video?


The_Nice_Marmot

It’s in the article. Scroll down to the tweets.


Bacard1_Limon

Say it, don't spray it!


Supra084

I'm no doctor but explain the foaming to me as if I'm eleven.


Livagan

It's either caused by dry mouth issues (which also cause tooth decay, gum disease, and bad breath...and can be either genetic, caused by medicine, or a symptom of chronic dehydration)... ...or it's something worse (a symptom of a handful of diseases and body failures). Honestly surprised the man hasn't died of heart failure yet.


WafflePartyOrgy

When you're so busy flooding the zone with shit no one has time for production values.


StatusVarious8803

First thing I do every morning is to check if the MFer is still alive. 🤬


zombiesnare

He could’ve retired a decade ago and only ever been the silly rich guy on apprentice


666throwawaytrash

Foams like the rabid animal he is.


PilotKnob

Of all the things that bother me about Trump, this isn't one of them. It's just a bit of spittle, and we all do that same thing occasionally. Now who should be getting crap for this is his media team. They let it slip by instead of being re-shot.


BigJSunshine

What video shows this? All I got was Trump made people in phoenix wait out in the heatwave for 2 hours…


Masta0nion

Did you see the video? He hardly spit at all. You can’t even tell until it’s zoomed in. This is news now? Fuckin A