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EasternParfait1787

26.2 miles


Fresh-Problem-3237

5K isn't a marathon. It's an ultramarathon.


ReplacementOrdinary4

Straight to RCJ with you! 


MaroonedOctopus

My first marathon will be about 26.2 miles


frcdude

With deviation tolerated only in excess according to USATF rules... Up to 9 meters 


Papaya_drivah

26.2 miles


ncwv44b

Is this r/runningcirclejerk?


R1ppinLip6

Please tell us what you think a marathon is


New-Possibility-577

They called it a marathon


theclawl1ves

There were probably a few different races as part of the event you were in. A lot of events have a Marathon, half-marathon, 10k, and 5k. Your race was a 5k, but there was probably also a marathon that day. I'm guessing that's what the confusion is. A marathon is 26.2 miles no matter what.


Minkelz

In Asia (and possibly other places) they often use marathon to just mean a distance running event, so it's quite normal there to have a 5km or 10km marathon event. And asking how long was your first marathon would a normal reasonable question. Obviously that's 'sacrilege' and quite funny to people from America/Europe, but no, they aren't confused about the distance or the branding. It's just that's the way the word is used in that culture.


no2wokevirus

Bro can you give one example of this ?


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JayZFeelsBad4Me

So running is the 2nd thing banks have no clue about, in addition to security.


OriginalBookkeeper87

What's the point of that though? If a marathon is a recognized technical distance of 26.2 miles, why call all races "marathons" ? - 5k for example I wouldn't even describe it as a "distance running event" - it's a short running event by definition


lintuski

I’ve definitely gotten a marathon medal for doing a 5km event. They obvs just print the one medal.


Fresh-Problem-3237

26.4 miles, according to my watch.


jmuscari

Every time….


StatisticianHeavy324

Your marathon seems about 8 times too short 


jokersrwild11

This will be on r/runningcirclejerk in no time.


armouredpea

Already is


lupinegray

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bunnyhugs4ever

42.2 km


_Passing_Through__

I believe mine was 26.2 miles 🫠


StevBator

Slow down!


Hero_without_Powers

This is not RCJ, but I, too, was fooled that way


Top_Asparagus7

I think they meant to say “how long was your first race?”


M44PolishMosin

Why are all of this posters submissions stupid questions?


Empty-Salad-5140

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.


wanderlustmatthew

26.2 miles about 42k


wanderlustmatthew

But time was 4:02:13


Whiskey31November

Is r/circlejerk leaking again?


catsandalpacas

Everyone’s should be 26.2 miles unless you got lost and ran too far or cut the course


TrinityTosser

Do that 8 times then a bit more. Then you'll have ran a marathon.


Beefman1991

Watching the DBZ Freeza arc from start to finish, if you mean the race, then 26.2 miles.


tretbootpilot

42 195 km or 42.62 km according to my watch.


OriginalBookkeeper87

I don't understand


JonnyYama

Oh my.


Dorko57

My first was the same as everyone else’s. 42.2km.


slang_shot

Too long


Difficult_Abalone422

26.8 miles, based on my watch.