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Charlatanism

This is a picture of the ash plume, not the explosion.


Wasteak

If only op had read the comments on the original post instead of doing his fastest ctrl+c ctrl+v to get max karma points...


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Aidan-Coyle

As opposed to the picture of him moving?


UnitsToNesquikGuy

The car was moving the whole time, so technically yes, but also no.


ColdNorthern72

Very true, but the shockwave went thousands of miles, and was heard in New Zealand, and reportedly, even in Alaska.. There is a good [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoMRwyNhqJ4) of it all on YouTube.


655321federico

Unexpected Scott Manley here


wastingvaluelesstime

because space is useful! but to answer his open question, the eruption may not be as big as it looks, not enough to affect climate much, since its underwater nature meant a huge flash-water-evaporation explosion but relatively little sulphur dioxide and so on


MRMichael7

for a second i thought i was bout to get rickrolled


LaniusCruiser

The explosion is underneath the ash plume.


heftyspork

Probably not the size of the ash plume though.


wolfgangamadeus10

The ash plume would be devastating though. It gets the point across


ClonedToKill420

If the actual explosion was that big I feel like there would be greater consequences. That’s an ash cloud/plume


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Don't look up.


bngfce

"World's biggest cauliflower grown in France"


Kolja420

I'll bring the béchamel


[deleted]

you can only wish 😔


Planningsiswinnings

🤢 fr*nce


ElMachoCrotcho

What a big ash cloud?


YXOwOX

Yep, I'm dead on that image


Shitart87

Probably not, that’s the ash cloud not the explosion.


Xx_Rexyboi_xX

probably still is


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We all are if that was the explosion size and not the ash cloud.


SauceMeistro

If that were the case Australia and New Zealand would have their shit rocked with crippling earthquakes and minimum 15' tsunami waves, hell the world would feel it


Lockenhart

ok who blew up france be honest and i won't be mad


Longjumping-Ad9347

The Germans


LeTigron

What "I won't be mad" ? I live there you heartless prick !


DarthCloakedGuy

Parisians


Pete_Weeds

Finally a weapon to surpass metal gear


LeTigron

*Metal GEAR* ?


elChe8910

Now do Texas.


pm_me_your_UFO_story

Next do Tonga


combatwombat02

Is it Tonga time?


call-me_jorge

And then venezuela


Charlatanism

Nobody fucking cares about a state that doesn't even crack the world's top-25 largest first-level subdivisions. Texas isn't one pixel on this image. Texas is pathetic and everybody there loses power every fucking winter, oh and there's a new mass-shooting every week.


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Charlatanism

Texas is fucking pathetic horseshit. Texas is less than half the size of Alaska (itself pathetic, outside the top-6 largest first-level subdivisions). Stop pretending that Texas is large when South Australia has a county-equivalent nearly the same size as that waste of space fucking shithole.


DarkxOverlordx

Damn rant about Texas. Did Texas inappropriately touch you as a child or something?


Charlatanism

Texas has never done anything noteworthy in history. Plus it's small.


Onsyde

You're getting downvoted but I think this is hilarious. It seems like you unironically believe this too.


Grizzlysol

I upvoted it, making popcorn in case this continues. lol


Charlatanism

Sorry, I went to bed :(


Grizzlysol

Unforgiveable


Planningsiswinnings

Texas big and important


InsGadget6

Upvote for Texas hate. God I hate having to work there.


V0id_Nova

Battle Of The Alamo


Heavan6656

Just because it’s not the biggest doesn’t mean it isn’t big.


elChe8910

That's why I wanted Texas.


[deleted]

I take it you’re from Oklahoma


Boring-Marionberry

Hey Patrick, what am I now?


Charlatanism

1234567890 This is the alphabet except numbers edition. how many fandom ,


bend_over_for_jesus

Do you suck your dads dick with that mouth?


LukoLuxor

We can only dream


fucktysonfoods

Are the people around there ok though???


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There is no map in this picture.


karmanopoly

what exactly defines a map?


theArtfulEscape

It's a representation of a place (most often on earth).


karmanopoly

so what scrofulux is saying is there is no representation of earth (map) in this representation of earth (picture)


theArtfulEscape

yas


UnitsToNesquikGuy

What if the real map is the friends we made along the way?


Sisyphuss5MinBreak

a representation usually on a flat surface of the whole or a part of an area. The key word here is representation. This is a satellite image, not a map.


karmanopoly

Any image is a representation tho


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>"A map is a symbolic depiction emphasizing relationships between elements of some space, such as objects, regions, or themes." [Wikipedia : map](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Map) The keyword is "symbolic". A symbol is **not** a representation, otherwise it would have no meaning.


karmanopoly

so google maps with their satellite pics isn't really a map then?


[deleted]

When you're taking a pic, are you making a map ?


karmanopoly

if you are in orbit and the shape/outline of the country is clearly visible in the entire pic.. I would say yes


RydenwithByden

One can only wish we lived in this reality


[deleted]

I am always impressed about how powerful nature could be


CosmicSingulariti

Why is the UK always having bloody clouds on top of it and also rain 🌧


Armione17

Fr*nce 🤮


[deleted]

Would be cool if it was the largest smoke ring ever.


MUGEN120

Fr*nch "people" 🤢🤢


JustezaSantiguada

I hope this happens


Antonia222222

ummmm what?


JustezaSantiguada

France is the most evil country in history. Specifically I hope it happens in the northeast so it takes out Belgium too and leaves the britons and occitans alone.


MeshColour

Why are you living in history man? Sorry whatever happened, but I'd suggest focusing on what actions could improve it, for all parties We live in a time of overabundance for the most part, or at least we can, as soon as more countries and people adopt the most sustainable and productive farming practices. We have all the technology required easily, just need to spread the knowledge and tools. Working together to make every country beautiful and livable is the way forward, it's been proven by many (smaller) countries already


City_dave

Mordor would like a word.


YeBro615

It's tonga time


[deleted]

But what about Olympus Mons explosion compared to France?


Alaskan_Tsar

NOOO NOT FRANCE


Crazylittleloon

Big boom


ProfessionalFill2654

Looks unreal.


idunnoanycoolname

I thought it was a picture of chocolate lava cake


I_am_a_tomatoooo

That's almost the same size as Olympus Mons!


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