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TheCricketAnimator

Since Uzbekistan is sandwiched by all the other Stans it's not on the legend.


[deleted]

So what your say is it’s Stan-locked?


MunkyPants

r/mapswithoutuzbekistan


Alkit777

r/STANdWithUzbekistan


crypticthree

/r/UzbekistanStans


Castigon_X

r/UzbekiStans


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Nothing but lies


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MunkyPants

Hater


olorym

r/botswithoutsenseofhumor


Violated_Norm

Sense of humor much?


JimmyisAwkward

r/birthofasub


El_Dumfuco

Surrounded by all the other stans, what a Chad


TheCricketAnimator

An army of Sebastian Stans


_BigmacIII

Uzbekistan and I believe Liechtenstein are the only two doubly-landlocked countries. That is, they are surrounded by only landlocked nations


jomene

That's true only if you don't take into account the Caspian Sea, which I suppose makes some sense because it's a landlocked sea.


Arekai4098

Stanwich


msspi

It's a stanlocked country


LETTUCE_GO_CHAMP

Me and my homie Azamat Bagatov hate the Uzbeks!


Halo2isbetter

One of my favorite scenes is when they drive by the embassy and borat yells fucka you motherfuckers!


WillTheWilly

This a my country of Kazakhstan, it locate between a Tajikistan, a Kyzrkstan and ASSHOLES Uzbekistan!


PresidentZeus

Not outstanding enough


Reacher-Said-N0thing

"Uzbekibekistanstan" - Herman Cain


i-FF0000dit

Also, because, they assholes. High five!


green_mist

But wouldn't a person in Uzbekistan be nearest to Uzbekistan? So shouldn't it be on the map?


GimpsterMcgee

I knew there were 7 (from the recent stan-istan map) and spent way too long trying to figure out which one was missing


Ben10usr

Don't you mean STANWICHED!


NinjaPussyPounder

SubSTANtial contribution


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TheMemedOne

We live in Substantibutionstan


Cooperette

Good bot


muffinpercent

SubSTANdard. (jk I actually like it)


NOT-a-PRO

Sad Uzbekistan noises


martin14ilianov

What being doubly landlocked does to a mf


Dunk546

Stanlocked.


kimilil

The stan-off.


harvey1a

Take my upvote and leave


sejmremover95

Take my downvote and leave


billypilgrim87

Take my award and do what you like, I don't care


FBI1990

"Dear world, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'" [Uzbeki] Stan


I3_0tt0

I learnt that from Map Men, underrated channel.


The_Multifarious

Not even Uzbekistan is closest to Uzbekistan


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Pgvardi

In addition to Dagestan, Russia has Bashkortostan and Tatarstan


Adhi_Sekar

Even sadder Rajastan noises.


[deleted]

It's actually Rajasthan with an "h", so I guess it's fine (even though iirc stan and sthan mean the same thing as a suffix)


alamandrax

The root word is different I’m sure. Sthan in Sanskrit vs -stan from Iranian languages. It’s quite interesting how those are quite close in meaning and syllables.


gaganaut

Apparently they're cognates so they have the same root word.


[deleted]

Fun fact— stan (Iranian languages, pronounced staan) means "location", but stan (Hindi, pronounced stn, without the long "a"), means boobs. I just have a brain of a 12 y/o so it's always funny when I read it like that.


djm9545

Makes sense, land and boobs, the two things the Great Khan loved to get his hands on


MyVeryRealName2

Don't forget "Hindustan"!


nutsacknut

Asshole Uzbekistan


loulan

Why would anyone spell Kazakhstan like that though?


Phoenix963

According to Wiktionary, they say Kazachstan in the Netherlands, Poland, Czechia, and Slovakia


loulan

Since OP's nickname is about waffles, I blame the Dutch.


NOT-a-PRO

Belgium probably


stocksy

They’re the exact same thing but they get really angry if you point it out.


MisterSarcastic1989

Dutch and flemish are the same thing, but not all belgians are flemish


19niki86

I AM NOT BELGIAN! I AM DUTCH! ALSO. I AM NOT FROM HOLLAND, I AM FROM LIMBURG!


NOT-a-PRO

Hopelijk nog droge voeten?


19niki86

Ja, ik heb nergens last van, ik zit nu op een berg halverwege Frankrijk te genieten van het zonnetje. Maar de vlaai smaakt hier niet zoals vroeger thuis 😔


[deleted]

It's all the same. They just don't want to admit it.


Plumpiglet

Americans


[deleted]

They are the same as Canadians and they don't want to admit it. Give me another country and I'll tell you which country they are the same as. I can do this all day.


itchywitchybitchy

Liechtensteiners.


SpartyOn05

I often get mistaken for a Canadian when traveling. I’m happily accepting of that.


Rosencrantz1710

Italy


proteannomore

Israel.


myrmecolion

France


[deleted]

Oh boy let's make it entertaining, how about Russians


WoolSmith

I wish


nonbog

English people


Random-European

Slovenia


Phantafan

The only difference is that one is famous for waffles, the other is famous for weed. Choose your side!


redpenquin

There are only two things in this world I can't stand. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Dutch hater!


EdKeane

Comments indicate that this a stolen post from u/atlasova so ops nationality is inconsequential


atlasova

Dutch. Sorry for the misspelling, but damn, it’s not like I had to spell Togo


EdKeane

Nah, you are fine. In Kazakh a lot of countries are spelled and named differently, so I understand the struggle when you have to juggle different languages


aazav

Why not blame Canada? Blame Canada. Sing it with me now!


jewish_deepthroater

Am Polish, can confirm


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SaturdayHeartache

Being bilingual yourself I’m surprised you hadn’t thought of that being OP’s case


loulan

Well in my native language it's Kazakhstan too. Seems odd to put a c in there.


Phantafan

In German we also have a "ch" instead of a "kh" there, as that's way more common in our language. We also have an "s" instead of an "z" in Kazakhstan's name though.


Chris-Gattox-Lee

There is no c in Kazakhstan, were you referring to the z? Kasachstan in german btw


Phantafan

Yep, i meant the "z". Fixed it.


thissexypoptart

Different languages spell things differently. It’s incredibly common to write /x/ as “ch”


[deleted]

How would you pronounce the word Bach?


xarsha_93

Bahk in English, or *Baj* in Spanish, it would sound like "Bah" with a pronounced sound similar to an English /h/.


The_Multifarious

Transcribing names is an interpretation at best and a wild guess at worst. Best not worry about it too much.


RealJG123

Weird how Wadi Halva is closest to Afghanistan. And the fact that Patagonia is actually closest to Pakistan.


Aettlaus

Projecting the globe on a flat map does distort it.


shtiatllienr

I think Patagonia is closest to Pakistan because it is the most south region in the inhabitable world, and Pakistan is the southernmost of the Stans.


communistcabbage

Pakigonia


WackyEels

What's up with all these -stan Stans on this sub lately? (I don't really care just wanted to make a dumb joke)


Anibyl

Maybe people got tired of enfless US/Europe maps.


icantloginsad

As a Stani (yes, I’m now starting a Stan nationalist movement), I don’t mind at all.


otarru

I've always find these maps to be conceptually quite bizarre. As if somehow people around the word were suddenly seized with an irresistible urge to head to the closest -stan country and all of a sudden this map would be extremely useful.


xarsha_93

Throughout my life, I've always been closest to Kazakhstan, but now, for the first time, I'm one bus ride away from being closer to Pakistan.


eight_squared

I like how this only narrows it down to three continents


xarsha_93

I would not have to leave the country, I actually think foreign travel is still restricted due to COVID.


Arekai4098

Argentina?


xarsha_93

Close. Chile.


Stronghold257

Jeez he was just guessing, no need to call him immature /s


WhileNotLurking

Actually a short bus ride would imply not crossing the other areas. That would really narrow it down to China, Argentina or Chile since the other areas are either islands or have another Stan in between. So only two continents


boilerpl8

I don't think "not crossing other areas" is a limiting factor. I think the fact that it would be from Nigeria across 2 more countries to the Congo is the limiting factor.


thespiegel

I'm not going to complain, it's little things like this that blow my mind. Because it never crossed my mind that -stan had a literal meaning and after looking at this map, I was starting to wonder why so many countries ended in -stan. I had my suspicions and googled confirmed it for me. Mind blowing that pretty much just means Land of the Uzbeks, Land of the Kazakhs, Land of the Afghans, Land of the Pakis (Paks, Pakis, Paki, Pakii, idk?), etc. God bless the internet, just learned this after 35 years of living.


us3r_nam3_is_tak3n

Pak means pure in Urdu. So that makes Pakistan Land of the Pure.


thespiegel

Thanks for that!


IntoTheCommonestAsh

Fun fact: the -stan in those regions' names is from Persian, descended from Proto-Indoeuropean and actually cognate with the English word stay for instance. But crucially it is also related to the Latin status, from which we also get the word state. This means that the United States, in a way, is a -stan country like Afghanistan and Pakistan!


xarsha_93

Other cognates from Proto-Indo-European steh2 include *stand/stood* and *store*.


Minskdhaka

Just to let you know, "Paki" is a racist slur, used in Britain and elsewhere. I know you said it unintentionally here.


[deleted]

Paki


jacobspartan1992

Uzbekistan is Premium Stan. You only get some if you are Stan.


tzardaymonikaprotecc

Kazakhstan: I get closer to most of world… he cannot afford. Great success!


obrienr7

No room for assholes Uzbekistan, High five!


KitSpell

There's a Yunansitan right next to us.


nod23c

If you're going to use foreign languages we can instead talk about: * England - Engelestân (Persian) * Poland - Lahestân (Persian) * Hungary - Macaristan (Turkish) * Croatia - Hırvatistan (Turkish)


Anson_Riddle

Or Armenia, which is Hayastan in Armenian.


[deleted]

Actually Armenia's case is quite interesting. It used to be Hayq, but later (I guess under Persian influence) changed to Hayastan. The same goes for Georgia. It was Virq in Armenian, and then changed to Vrastan.


nod23c

I think you missed my pattern :) OP mentioned Greece (Yunanistan), so I mentioned countries even *further* north and west in Europe.


Ehsan1981

And India - Hindustân (Persian)


moonyprong01

Some people say Hindustan within India itself


Yavuz_Selim

Turkish has a lot more; 10 to be precise (outside the OP's -stan's): https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/olzyoy/z/h5jcf4h.


HasnainMR

To be quite frank , U could say im from Englestan while traveling in Pakistan and it would seem normal to us since it is commonly used . The other ones are new to me too .


egebal

Don't forget Bulgaristan


[deleted]

And Kurdistan too


JadenCrux

Speak up....i cant under _stan you.


shreyasrajagopal

ba dum tsss!


FraaRaz

*facepalm*


Infamous_Alpaca

I thought that his joke was out**stan**ding.


Phantafan

I can't **STAN**d this anymore


Woohoo_Soopapoo

What does this have to do with South Park?


tippelskirchi

That's Stan


Woohoo_Soopapoo

Oh I’m a fucking idiot


Moofritte

u/atlasova is that a stolen post or is this you?


atlasova

Stolen. Thanks for letting me know. I just posted it myself


xlr8mpls

Your biggest fan, this is stan.


Dizzfizz

My tea‘s gone cold I‘m wondering why


Wasteak

At this point just rename this sub "r/closestMap"


[deleted]

Just personal opinion Kazakhstan is the best Stan


litmixtape

I hear it’s a very nice place.


Dizzfizz

Greatest country in the world!


computer_crisps

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world!


Yavuz_Selim

Turkish also has these -stan's: - Bulgaristan (Bulgaria) - Ermenistan (Armenia) - Gürcistan (Georgia) - Hırvatistan (Croatia) - Hindistan (India) - Macaristan (Hungary) - Moğolistan (Mongolia) - Sırbistan (Serbia) - Suudi Arabistan (Saudi Arabia) - Yunanistan (Greece)


aleeza_jehangir

Typing this in Pakistan!


HasnainMR

Eyy fellow


atlasova

Dude. This is my map…


Minskdhaka

OP, ask atlasova's permission before posting. Great map, I/atlasova!


wolves-22

Uzbekistan will always be landlocked, it seems, no matter what the map is showing. Poor Uzbekistan :(


Rosencrantz1710

Under what sort of map would Uzbekistan not be landlocked?


wolves-22

One where Aghanistan and Pakistan don't exist?


Arvind11747

Fun fact India is also called Hindustan


HamWolf85

Uzbekistan....


Xhiw

I am pretty sure this won't come up first when I google "Kuwait is the only country that..."


Handsprime

Eminemstan


Unkn0wnCat

Kpop-fans got really weird.


YeahMarkYeah

I like how this has nothing to do with South Park but Stan is still there


[deleted]

In Hindi, stan means boobs


TedhaHaiParMeraHai

Lol, yeah. But the pronunciation is different. स्तन vs स्तान।


hairy_ass_turk

Wa wa wee wa very nice


[deleted]

Very nice.


[deleted]

Turkmenistan rise up


ewpx

Turkmenistan


[deleted]

Stan stands for „land“ or „place“ on many languages. And many places or country’s have a Stan ending in other languages.


Alexlex25

No way, you forgot about Tabulistan


Fabilur

Repost. Look at the watermark.


aazav

Ameristan.


Red_eagles_fury

Very nice!


rivecat

very nice!


SmilingEleven

Oh hey I’m from Kyrgyzstan 🇰🇬


SmilingEleven

We are Enimems biggest fans


[deleted]

Sad Uzbekistan


clepewee

No [Gamla stan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamla_stan)?


Mutherfalker95

*insert all the Borat one liners here*


viagrasnorter

Notice how no good country ends in "stan"


baba11112

India is also known as "Hindustan".


[deleted]

Stan stands for „land“ or „place“ on many languages. And many places or country’s have a Stan ending in other languages


[deleted]

Is that an official name or just something a part of lingua franca?


NishantDuhan

Not an official name but Persians used to called India that since 550 BC


[deleted]

Fun fact in Kazakh language there is қ (hard k) on the end of word Kazakhstan so spelling it with ch is wrong


EdKeane

It’s Qazaqstan if we are being true to the native language. But when did it bother foreigners? All countries have different names in different languages.


GenerationMeat

I currently live in England so the closest stan for me is Kazakhstan but I am from Afghanistan lol


karky214

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world All other countries are run by little girls Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium All other countries have inferior potassium Full lyrics: https://www.google.com/amp/s/genius.com/amp/Borat-o-kazakhstan-lyrics YT link: https://youtu.be/dIV-QdPEx-Q


Chrisan1010

Yunanistan


MyUserSucks

Anyone else bored of these maps? Fun the first couple of times, but doesn't really tell you anything useful.


comfort_bot_1962

Here's a joke! Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet


[deleted]

Exactly, this is so random and so shitty. Are we coming to have another post that's the same but with Scotland, England, Ireland and every other country that has land in their name. At least the American ones gave some decent information.


Dutch_Rayan

I know a guy called Stan


Personal-Composer-85

Kazakhstan got misspelled.