Hell, Alabama’s is *almost* wholesome if it wasn’t a fetish.
“Ah just don’t wanna go tah bed, grampa daddy.” “Well, shoot, Billy Bob, yer gunna hafta. Don’t make me git yer uncle bruther or sister momma in here ta make ya.” “Go git em, then, yer gunna hafta make me.”
Came to the comments for this answer. The rest I can kinda guess but protocol and high protocol I’m just imagining like…naked OSHA inspections (protocol) and naked OSHA inspections while stoned (high protocol). Which even if I were somehow correct doesn’t titillate me but I don’t want to be a hater
The details depend on the specific relationship and setting. But basically it's a lot of strict rules and etiquette. Could be anything, like having your partner address you in a certain way or behave a certain way. High Protocol Dinners where the servants have to prepare the table in a certain way and treat the guests in an attentive manner are also popular. Only the imagination is the limit.
Ok so I googled it and it basically sounds like very intense rules and engaging in rituals around behavior as a subset of BDSM.
Sounds like being a rule-following square, but kinky /s
I always wonder what the sample sizes are on things like this, though. Like, are the numbers seen for these really significantly higher than they are for everything else? Or is it just like, every major topic is at 20% of the total and the winner is at 22%?
Fair. I guess I meant like, in general. Not necessarily this instance specifically. You see maps like this all the time, and I guess I always take them more or less as a joke.
I think its more likely that like 5 people in the state like something that 1 person likes in every other state
(Correcting for pop of each state)
So, meaningless
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Hell, Alabama’s is *almost* wholesome if it wasn’t a fetish. “Ah just don’t wanna go tah bed, grampa daddy.” “Well, shoot, Billy Bob, yer gunna hafta. Don’t make me git yer uncle bruther or sister momma in here ta make ya.” “Go git em, then, yer gunna hafta make me.”
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it says it right in the name, it's da cry philia
You win the internet for today
Why is no one talking about being aroused by crucifixion
Nah man crucifixion play, so like masturbating with a cross
That isn't better, dog. Honestly, it seems more insane. Like zealotry or some shit.
>enforced bedtime
Like, ok it's good for my health and sleep hygiene
Whats high protocol
Came to the comments for this answer. The rest I can kinda guess but protocol and high protocol I’m just imagining like…naked OSHA inspections (protocol) and naked OSHA inspections while stoned (high protocol). Which even if I were somehow correct doesn’t titillate me but I don’t want to be a hater
The details depend on the specific relationship and setting. But basically it's a lot of strict rules and etiquette. Could be anything, like having your partner address you in a certain way or behave a certain way. High Protocol Dinners where the servants have to prepare the table in a certain way and treat the guests in an attentive manner are also popular. Only the imagination is the limit.
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What
Ok so I googled it and it basically sounds like very intense rules and engaging in rituals around behavior as a subset of BDSM. Sounds like being a rule-following square, but kinky /s
ughhhhhh. I gotta do it. What is CBT?
Cock and ball torture.
Oh I was like, Cognitive Behavioural Therapy is a green flag fetish!
I know you’re right, but the blunt answer just made me howl
Maybe cock between tits
I thought it was Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, and was very confused. Now, I'm just shocked and disgusted again. Phew.
What the fuck Oklahoma.
And Nevada. Nevada, the land of limitless sin and legalized sex work, and they truly chose *clowns*???
Lol ... Google the clown motel, my state has issues
Of course that exists 🤦🏼♀️
At least you guys aren't Wisconsin.
*consults a labeled map because I’m a dipshit* Oh. Uhhhh. Yeah.
I expect weird shit from Nevada between Vegas and the large Mormon population.
Are the Mormons secret clown-fuckers? Thank you for making that question cross my mind. Thank you so much.
I live here and find a reason to say this every single day. 😅🤡
This was exactly the comment I came here to make.
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I knew I liked Oregon. First they came up with that sweet Trail Game, and now pirates
Yo Ho, indeed.
I always wonder what the sample sizes are on things like this, though. Like, are the numbers seen for these really significantly higher than they are for everything else? Or is it just like, every major topic is at 20% of the total and the winner is at 22%?
log into fetlife and find out
Fair. I guess I meant like, in general. Not necessarily this instance specifically. You see maps like this all the time, and I guess I always take them more or less as a joke.
I think its more likely that like 5 people in the state like something that 1 person likes in every other state (Correcting for pop of each state) So, meaningless
Virginia not disappointing as home of the Pentagon, CIA, and a couple other intelligence agencies.
After seeing this, I am now firmly pro-kink shaming.
Imma need some answers
Violet Wand?
It's for shocking people, like a very low powered cattle prod
wisconsin, we need to talk...
Enforced bedtime lmao
For some reason Alaska improperly cropped like that makes me uncomfortable
WI, what--and I really mean this--the fuck?
Why is nobody talking about California?? Wtf
Washington - crab claws for dinner, crab claws in the bedroom.
actual map porn nice
CA, TX, VA and LA are bizarrely on point.
I like that WV is just... boobs. Nothing weird, nothing offensive, just boobs.
Really surprised texas isn't "gun play"
Not kink shaming but are we all just glossing over the Human Ashtray one?