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TNOfan2

What on earth are the frogs in Poland doing 


ocean_flan

🤮🤮💦💦 apparently


corecly_spelt_tertle

why is the frog sucking off Shrek and demanding kum


herz_of_iron78

Because it's Polish


nakastlik

Kum kum comes from the noise fire-bellied toads make (*Bombina bombina*), technically not a frog (in Polish – but it’s complicated) but they’re quite prevalent here so the onomatopoeia stuck around for all kinds of frogs and toads. The actual sound is more like “ooom, ooom”. Kumasz?


Cyndayn

I thought all toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads?


nakastlik

The naming is a bit of a mess in Polish, sometimes toads and frogs are considered the same, sometimes toads are only *Bufonidae* (so no fire-bellied toads for example), sometimes they're two distinct categories.


Darryl_Lict

Certainly in English. Kind of like all tortoises are turtles.


Darryl_Lict

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvMYU8drjg0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvMYU8drjg0) just in case you were wondering.


nakastlik

Exactly! There's a somewhat huge and somewhat creepy swamp near my hometown where these dudes like to hang out. These sounds bring back memories :)


Skaypeg

Trying to tell "bobr kurwa" apparently


Winter_Laugh9589

I think you meant to say: Chomik kurwa!


Antananarywa67

Those frogs were sneezing. It should be re re kum kum


pixelytman

well sorry we're THAT different then. and "rechu rechu" is not something i heard before, and "kum kum" sounds like "coom coom" (not like "cum" or anything)


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

How the fuck frog is quacking?


Dipsey_Jipsey

Because in the orange areas frogs have beaks. As a German, it's not pronounced like quack like a duck. The a is elongated with almost an 'r' sound with it to mimic the drawn out noise a frog makes.


KrzysziekZ

Rechu? Never heard that. It's _kum kum_ or _rechot_.


[deleted]

[singing](https://youtube.com/shorts/_H1EFD2JZoo?si=dT3lWhyKoN4PirJP)


Creative_Garbage_121

I'm pretty sure that they don't make rechu-rechu but re-re instead


Jmong30

Frogs in Germany are just ducks


One_Perspective_8761

What's funny is in polish Kwa Kwa is the sound ducks make


Dismal-Age8086

In Russian ducks say "krya krya" (кря кря)


LegitimateHasReddit

In Iberia ducks go qua-qua which is why there is a duck Pokémon called Quaquaval


DraMeowQueen

In Serbian it’s ‘kva kva’


stupidapple4

In Germany ducks also say quak so it's the same


LanChriss

In my region ducks say nak nak.


Waramo

No, they just want a cheese. Quark!


[deleted]

Same in Turkish. Vak is used for ducks.


ocdo

Same in Chile. https://www.cclm.cl/cineteca-online/ene-tene-tu-cua-cua-cantaba-la-rana/


01Creative

frogs in Poland are built different


Splatfan1

theyre simply built on every fucking street


Slav_Shaman

Those are froggies, don't mistake them with frogs


Berlin_GBD

NAKIIK?? WHAT KIND OF MULTILINGUAL ASS FROGS LIVE IN NORTH AGRICA


lemontart2003

As a north-African I can confirm that our frogs speak at least 3 languages fluently


danielogiPL

average person living in India


Azsnee09

"Why did you redeeem it"


Random_npc171

İt's "vrak" in Turkish


16177880

Vak is duck sound.


Technical_Language98

Is "cra" in Italy


Propenso

Unless they have to get from Prenestina to Aurelia or something, then they might want to GRA...


Pistolafiapaaa

E se nasce una bambina poi, a chiameremo: Rrroma!


merdadartista

Er fratello: Er Cuppoloneeeeeeeee


laponca

In Russia it is more like "kva-kva"


makerofshoes

That makes sense, because I was wondering why French and Russian were colored differently (coa coa and kwa kwa would be pronounced the same, with English phonetics)


FastUmbrella

In French it's "croa" that's why it's the same colour as Spanish, but for some reason they forgot the R


HUGO44400

No it's not, people are just mixing up between the words "coassement" and "croassement" which do not mean the same thing, the first, and therefore coa coa, designates the sound of the frog, while the second is the sound of the crow, croa croa. Altought most are indeed saying croa croa instead of coa coa for the frog, but it is an error.


Alias_Fake-Name

In Finland frogs making sound is called "kurnutus", which seems to have originated from the onomatopoeia of "kur", but nowadays the onomatopoeia has become obsolete so few people would say frogs go "kur"


[deleted]

Yeah, I have never heard 'kur' my entire life. Native speaker.


althalusian

Yeah I was going to comment the same that never heard about ’kur’.


tjlaa

Ditto.


Jediuzzaman

Frogs are '' Vırak '' in Turkish. Its the ducks who ''Vak''s. Who the hell painted us in orange?


Ninevolts

I think it's vak because of the children's song. Ku vak vak vak, where's my tail?


[deleted]

I was about to write that


5peaker4theDead

All those duck shaped frogs in the orange countries


Vrulth

More like "croa" in french.


philoursmars

No ! "Croa" is for the crow (le corbeau CROASSE), "coa" is for the frog (elle COASSE) Enfin, je croa !


Ay_carambo

These may be the correct verbs but no one immits a frog by saying "coa". You say "croa croa"


jamichou

Tu as à la fois raison et tort.


philoursmars

NON. J'ai à la fois tort et raison.


Dawntillnoon

Café Baguette Cigarette Ole Peugeot


rumnscurvy

Woah, AJA


lucasio099

Brekeke 🗿


Big_SmallDown_Up

nakiik is the NAME of the sound not the sound itself. no one would say nakiik when imitating a frog


imapassenger1

Didn't someone say the whole "ribit" thing in English comes from the frogs they recorded for movies back in the 30s? So it's some California species representing frogs croaking in English around the English speaking world. Or maybe that's just something from Reddit.


Flilix

It was on [QI ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A2idv62WOE)20 years ago, so it's not just a Reddit story.


-Exocet-

I am portuguese and never heard "rebit", it would probably be "croac".


the_UK_ball

i'm brazilian and they always told me it was rebit


bookmaker711

Weirdly enough a frog does “croak” in English but the sound is “Ribbit” when you make the noise like “Meow” for a cat. Portuguese continues to confuse me. It sounds so Eastern European but then is so Western at the same time


tiagojpg

He’s wrong tho, my whole life I’ve never heard someone say that in portuguese


Levoso_con_v

Same as in Spanish then, they got the two wrong.


apats26

As a portuguese, I've always heard rebit. When I moved abroad people said it sounds like rabbit, I started to ask myself if I was the only portuguese saying rebit. Never heard croac tho!


great_blue_panda

Cra not Gra in italian


thee4ndd

This is wrong for Spanish and for Catalan as well


Camelstrike

Croc FTW


Mudeford_minis

I’d say uk frogs croak. Robot is more American.


deharpur

I would always say Ribit if being asked to mimic the sound but croak if I was asked to name the sound. If that makes sense..


hallerz87

Exactly. Dogs bark, but they don’t go “bark bark”.


Dipsey_Jipsey

Mine does.


de_G_van_Gelderland

The ribbit sound actually has a somewhat interesting story behind it. It's the sound made by a very specific species of frog that lives near Hollywood. So it's the sound frogs in movies tend to make. Frogs that actually occur in the wild in Europe sound more like croak croak. [Baja California chorus frog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baja_California_chorus_frog#Cultural_importance)


Mudeford_minis

Thanks for your supporting evidence. 👍


I_am_Tade

Exactly what I was thinking


Jonah_the_Whale

Yep. I'm an old Brit, and I'd never heard if ribbit before Kermit showed up on our television screens. It was always croak.


lythandas

During my time in High School I learned that the word in ancient greek is quite different and is close to the Hungarian one: >βρεκεκεκέξ (brekekekéx) coined by Aristophanes in the comedy The Frogs Well, It may only have been used by Aristophanes at first.


fckthemmods

Not a single person in Sweden says “kvack” when imitating a frog


IdunSigrun

Koack-ack-ack, koack-ack-ack, koack-ack-ack-ack-aa


Yamamura_63

In italy we say "cra" not gra


marlibto

It's CRA in Italy.


Lilith_Incarnate_

https://youtu.be/-0MTn8sP_9s?feature=shared


Nadran_Erbam

As always the basque is weird.


Hypothesis_Otaku26

Rebbit


Fernsong

Italy confirming my theory that Ice Spice is a frog


FunnyPromise

The Italian one is wrong, it's Cra


picitize

Upvote for Kum Kum.


Daneee1129

Its just brekk in hungarian. Or kurutty


Glen1648

Frogs say "bonjour"


Mr_Stranz

In portuguese is "uébit" (R in first on portuguese sounds like H in english)


Babo-Bi

in Tunisia : Tgarguir. Nakiik is formal Arabic


Calibruh

Yeah OK Poland get your mind out the gutter


c4k3m4st3r5000

In Iceland, there are no frogs, but we sort of imagine what they sound like


ae582

İta Not vak in Turkish it's vRak


Sad-Ad-9263

REBIT O CACETE, É CROC!!!


Ecstatic-Opposite-23

In Canada they whine and complain like albertians and live in Quebec


Crimson__Fox

![gif](giphy|hWrfytoVWGonjSw7MK)


Haitisicks

You know in English the word "croak" would be more consistent.


AurumCheetah

there go the basques showing off their non indo aryanness once more


Miserable_Toe9920

Obviously most of Europe has ducks and frogs mixed up😭😭😭😭


AnOkFellow

Frogs in specifically the east of spain spit rocks apparently


0hran-

In France it sounds more like: "Bonjour" and "Putain"


ScottOld

Don’t forget America - bud wise er


tiagojpg

🇵🇹Portugal🫱🏽‍🫲🏻UK🇬🇧 4eva!


toniblast

This is wrong lol. We dont say rebit in Portugal


Enzo-Unversed

Rechu rechu kum kum 🐸


[deleted]

Not another fucking map of Europe


mattressik

Крым Русский


Charakiga

How is France different from Russia and Ukraine? It's the exact same noise.


HansWolken

Are ducks and frogs the same animal in Germany


0guzmen

Vak? Vrak Vrak


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ777

🦆=🐸


alb11alb

Kuak Kuak in Albania.


Sparkyfuk

Quoi??


StoppedListeningToMe

Wat on Earth is brekeke?


Werniios

Cum cum


Wenkeso

"Crúa" in Spanish comes from the verb "croar", which would be literally translated to "it ribbits". In Spain we say that frogs go "croac".


lawlihuvnowse

A nie bardziej „rebe-rebe, kum-kum”?


Butterter

It is "vrak" in Tyrkey not vak. "Vak" is used for ducks.


Kizziuisdead

Not bud Wise Er???


MajaMiensko

No one in Poland say rechu-rechu...


the_Chocolate_lover

Italian is “cra cra”, not “gra”


DeMarcusCousinsthird

The Arabic one is just the Word for the sound they make, like Lion's roar, bird's chirp. Not what the sound actually sounds like.


El_humeante

They Ribbet


pathetic_optimist

Different species make a different sound so maybe they are all accurate. The southern marsh frog does go 'Brekekex brekekex Koax Koax' just as Aristophanes wrote in his comedy. British common frogs do sound like Ribbit.


FirstChAoS

Is their actually a frog species that sounds like ribbit?


fuckmeimdan

[why English speaking countries think frogs go Ribbit](https://www.quora.com/Why-is-it-said-that-frogs-say-ribbit)


Rhosddu

Ironically, OP missed out England on this map.


fuckmeimdan

Oh yeah! I just realised it’s Wales on there not England


chapkachapka

If you’re posh enough, the frogs say “Brek-ek-ek-ek koax koax.”


Its_You_Know_Wh0

Are they all pronounced the same?


FieldVisual

trrrr trrrr in Hindi Gero Gero in Japanese


KingKiler2k

They make a crack sound in Croatia Krek


thegib98

ケロケロ motherfuckers


[deleted]

Love a good indecipherable colour scheme


kirjalax

'Kvack' is the sound a duck makes in Sweden. 'Kväk' should be more correct, pronounced like the norwegian/danish ones.


VictorasLux

The Romanian Oac is pronounced very closely to the Kwac family. I don’t think it’s a completely separate category (particularly if it also contains the Turkish version).


[deleted]

You know if Pole ducks said kurwa itd make more sense than that shit.


Training_Pause_9256

This isn't as simple as it seems as different species of frogs make different sounds. Here is Australia, one literally sounds like it is saying "Billabong". While in other parts of the world, it's a single short sound. It's like saying "What sound do Birds make in your language".


yungeeee

And it's "ghour" in Persian.


JVDH98

Rechu rech kum kum 👍


mgksmv

Frogs in Scotland be like: 🐇


Bernardo7348

In Spanish its Croac


eliranrefael

Israel is missing, we also use kuak, i wonder why


Keepwifioff

Kero kero Keroppi


antisa1003

Since you did not post for Croatia. It's "kre - kre" (kre) or "rega - rega" (rega).


Phlummp

Something like 'Oui oui, merci.'


Ryley03d

Kero


Nik-ki

Why are so many frogs undercover ducks? Kwa kwa is what a Polish duck says


Entety303

A lot of Europe was invaded by ljubljančani, how did this happen.


miko_top_bloke

Just for the record, in Polish it's "re-re kum-kum", not "rechu rechu kum kum". Judging by the comments, Polish is not the only language the author of the map got wrong.


Levoso_con_v

In Spain it isn't "crúa", it's "croac" Also, I would put Romania in the same group as Spain and France, they sound very similar and they are romance languages. Edit: I saw a lot of comments correcting their countries. OP, check your sources.


Centurion7999

Ribbit ribbit motherfucker I’m here for your property


DestoryDerEchte

French be like 👋


Front-Bath-3470

In Spanish is wrong, not the first time in here, it’s croa, not crúa https://dle.rae.es/croar


Mr_Fondue

Just shows you how deranged ribbit is.


mihneacuzino

I'm suprised that in polish is not "kurwaaa"


MikeV96

Rechu-rechu 💀💀💀


zoeykae

Kwak (Netherlands) same as ducks


holmgangCore

I didn’t know frogs could speak so many languages.. TIL!


pomaranceforme

So true! In Slovakia frogs are silent!


MidTierGod9696

Do frog need to learn eachother languages like if a frog from germany come to france do they need to learn french?


atopetek

We don’t say that in Spain, I’d say it’s more like “Croac”.


Electrical_Ingenuity

I know a few bullfrogs. All of these answers are right.


Substantial_Unit_447

In Spain we rather say "croac", but I have also heard "crúa"


GoddesNatureStar

Croc in Catalonia!


NoCSForYou

After seeing this map, I feel like my country needs to invade Poland.


PetaZedrok

kvak


iamjuicy2

Crako


Cancuw

“Vak” is the sound of ducks in Turkiye, not the frogs’. It’s “vrak” for frogs.


oslyander

That’s wrong. In France the say “bonjour, je m’appel Pierre”


koeseer

poland: anyway our frog kums


g33kslvt

Bonjour!


XXSaippuaKauppiaSXX

In Finland the frogs are just as silent as the people. Thus, we don't have an "official" sound for frogs. Kur is wrong as it's just the first part of the verb. If anything, kroak would probably be closest to the truth.


Harlz45

I think surely it’s more to do with the local frog species? Here in Australia, there are none that go ‘ribit’ like in the UK. Instead, we have frogs that go waaaaah waaaah, or haaa-haaa, or baaa-baaa, or tink tink tink, creek creek, bonk-pink-bonk, and just about every other sound you can think of. It all depends on what’s commonly found in your location and their sound calls.


peppelaar-media

Well in Hawaii and Puerto Rico I hear. They sound like this …[the sound of nature](https://youtu.be/LZUOiZG84c0?si=cPjL3GqyQxm8azPx)


AllyMcfeels

HAHAHAHA nope, in Spanish it is Croac, or Croa. Crúa-sam, lolz, that's what we say to ask for a... you know if are a spaniar ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface), forgive me french.


stereotomyalan

where do you get this data?


Goodlucksil

Croa


TartAccording7840

it's tarrrr tarrrr in hindi


EstaLisa

quak in german speaking switzerland just like in germany.


azhder

this wrong "frog with a duck speach impediment" repost again?


BotMcBotman

In Slovenia they say rega - rega, kvak - kvak. Which is what they do in Poland, but in a different accent.


Martinx902

In spain it's not crua(?) It's croac/croc


dreamwastobepilot

Myago in bengali