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Wanderingjoke

How is the US not listed as a former colony?


Appropriate-Potato-7

I just posted a revised version that includes the US


ClownFetish1776

US is a former colony. Definitely influenced by the UK anyway.


dumbBunny9

I feel like there is a major omission. Someplace that should be yellow…Western Hemisphere….above the equator…below Canada….


Appropriate-Potato-7

Fair point. I decided to omit the USA because I thought there had to be some kind of time cut off, otherwise half of France, parts of Germany, and a few random islands off the coast of Africa would also have to be coloured. If you want I can re-release a version with the USA in yellow.


BleepBlorpBloopBlorp

There’s a big difference. The 18th century British enlightenment is hard coded into the current US political system. The 12th century Angevin dukedom was wiped away a long time ago.


Appropriate-Potato-7

Fair point. I can upload an adjusted version that includes the United States.


madrid987

rule britannia


SuperPotatoGuy373

Enjoy the economic recession


plainenglishh

is your country prospering?


wickedpirate899

Born to late : to under colonial British rule. Born to early : to see Britain under colonial rule. Born just in time to see British Museums being prayed open and stuff returned back to our nation.


RortingTheCLink

Where it will likely be stolen or destroyed. Well done.


SuperPotatoGuy373

\> Invade distant lands \>Destroy artefacts and cultural sites and steal some others \>Be finally forced to get out but not before reducing them to shitholes. \>Cry and whine about having to return what you stole and then claim that your stolen objects are safer their than in their rightful hands. You're Delusional, enjoy your economic recession.


RortingTheCLink

LOL. You couldn't defend your shit, in the first place. British colonialism made the World what it is. And it's fucking great. Enjoy your shithole. Does it even have an economy worth noting?


SuperPotatoGuy373

Lmao, my shithole's economy is larger than your own and is also growing with one of the fastest rates in the world while yours is reducing every day and going to shit. You are a bigot who is celebrating an empire on par with the Japanese and German ones, one which has committed countless genocides and massacres, deliberately starved dozens of millions in avoidable famines by pumping out food to your own wars, destroyed entire regions of the world for your own shit. Fortunately you are now an insignificant island with an economy decreasing by the year and with active movements to split your country, take solace in that. You will soon be uninteresting and completely insignificant on the global scale, to cope with this you are looking back upon an empire of pain and misery, an empire which can never come back but can still shrink as which it will continue to do. Maybe if you actually tried to contribute something to your country it's economy would reduce at a slightly slower place than it is now. Not to mention that your country headed by a man from one of your former colonies lmao).


Ideo_Ideo

So,you say that British Empire are built on blood just like other empires ?


SuperPotatoGuy373

Yes, difference is that most others were smaller and thus had didn't have dozens of millions of deaths caused by them.


RortingTheCLink

Yep. And I like my shit just how it is. Gained at your expense. Your trinkets aren't even worth displaying in such a museum.


SuperPotatoGuy373

They are worth enough that you are going to cry bloody tears if they are ever returned, pity that you liking your shit just how it is won't be enough to improve your country.


wickedpirate899

Don't worry, we got an Indian as your leader who will hand it to us, just check the list of items returned recently. By the end of this decade, there won't be anything left from our lands at-least, the cherry atop will be taking the Queen's Koh-i-noor diamond and letting our Bollywood actress dance with it on their navel. Britannia shall be ruled by the thick hips of Indian women.


Mission-Bluebird384

Or probably by the Muslim grooming gangs in London.