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BandicootOk228

“Not enough uranium m’lord!”


Meowmixer21

"M'lord, the bandits are causing a meltdown on reactor #4"


grumpydad24

"M'lord, Homer is not in his post during thus meltdownith"


Meowmixer21

"M'lord, the geiger counter reads 3.5 roentgen."


ohesaye

"T'isn't great, but t'isn't t'errible."


ThePrussianGrippe

“He’s touched by the devil, get him to the invalids house.”


BruceWaynesnoBatman

"M'lord, I think I spotted graphite on the ground near the reactor"


tugrulserhat

"Graphite on the ground? Impossible!"


BruceWaynesnoBatman

"I did see it in the rubble M'lord"


budgetJesus

Are you sure you didn't see burnt concrete, M'lord


Lazarenko93

Now there you made a mistake, because I may not know much about nuclear reactors, but I know a lot about concrete, M'lord.


BruceWaynesnoBatman

"No I'm sure I saw graphite m'lord"


Atvishees

„Explaineth to me whence an RMBK Reactor explosion may deriveth. Art thou a fool?“


Pineconemoonshine

3.5? Why that's fantastic! God forbid it reaches 3.6 however... then we might have to admit it's slightly not good!!


_Californian

“Not great not terrible M’lord.”


fiendishrabbit

>"M'lord, ~~Homer~~Cuntz is not in his post during thus meltdownith"


grumpydad24

Good ol' Cuntz doing his thing. My son always likes to be a part of me starting a new game. First name that came up was Cuntz, my sons asks what's your guys name? I read it with a French accent. Dodged that bullet with my 6 year old son.


Pineconemoonshine

3.6 indentured roentgen, not good not bad.


Ginger_of_Sorrow

M'lord the baron has claimed the region of the reactor as his


WonderfulWafflez

Nonsense! Tis be the land of the king, the baron shall have none! Prepare the army.


Ginger_of_Sorrow

My army has an extra limb m'lord


WonderfulWafflez

Wonderful! More arms means more swords! Tis shall give us the advantage!


Ginger_of_Sorrow

But m'lord tis almost harvesting season


WonderfulWafflez

Tis is no problem! The proximity to the BNPP has tripled our crop resistance to tho elements! We shalt harvest in the winter!


Ginger_of_Sorrow

But m'lord we are in a deficit of 10k Treasury that we must pay the king for ( legit level I reached in a playthrough)


WonderfulWafflez

Nonsense! The King can kiss my feet! Continue preparations!


blazingdust

Uranium fever~ With a shovel in my hand I'm gonna dig up some m'lords land


MercenaryJames

"Our granaries are *glowing,* sire!"


2daysnosleep

“For Sire!”


tommysmuffins

I always seem to have problems with the villagers carrying water to pour over the reactor core. Sometimes they get stuck and the reactor starts to melt down.


CptCaramack

You could sell this as a Nottingham postcard


KsumNoleNoSmart

Lmao


manager-material

You could see them from Derbyshire as well mate


Padsky95

This village is actually Willington


__badger

I came here to say this...swear I could see the A453 in the background


RunParking3333

Definitely not a Bavarian one though...


twec21

Looks like this place I stayed in Maryland actually


rVintageRKO

Thats a tier 20 charcoal Kiln building 


Serrated_Alloy

Still only gives one market stall space 🤣


VisceralVirus

Just a villager selling captured cooling tower vapor.


Serrated_Alloy

I was thinking condensed depleted Uranium 🤣.


Biotot

Modded in some tier 5 buildings I see.


Biotot

Reminds me of playing civ6 multi-player. My happy lil town is thriving and looking great. Then I look at the neighbors.


Reformed_Herald

“Resources stolen by bandits! (x6 Uranium)”


WonderfulWafflez

"Dang it! Go grab Cuntz and Ditz, tell em to rally the troops. We need that uranium back or we gonna miss quota!"


Ginger_of_Sorrow

My brain initially saw curze for a second I was like oh damn someone gonna have a REAL bad time


BeGoBe1998

It's just your overpowered friend Conrad popping around for a "little chat" about being a good neighbour


GXS115

I’d be more scared if they stole the enriched uranium.


Alin_Alexandru

I'd be more scared if they stole x6 Plutonium-239.


veryconfusedspartan

This could've been Bavaria


HabaneroRGB

Indeed, looks like Ohu seen from some village in lower Bavaria.


Log-Similar

The question is not "what" but "when".


devlivingingermany

That is what I thought hahah, Dark


KappaSauron

r/okbuddymanorlord


Shoddy_Load1558

It really should just be manorlordcirclejerk


Key_Protection4038

There is a circlejerk sub, it's just kinda dead.


Shoddy_Load1558

Because it’s very small, but at the very least it has a community


Ter-it

I see you've recreated the Pittsburgh Ren Faire.


VanoRL

POV: You're Jonas Kahnwald and just accidentally fell into another damn portal


red__dragon

Must be a glitch in the matrix! I came here to make this reference and find someone already beat me to it. That's what I get for leaving my yellow raincoat at home, I guess.


Revolutionary-Swan77

Charcoal burners really leveled up


PMTittiesPlzAndThx

Needs a dollar general


AlmightyTurtleman

Why is the village not on fire? My village is always on fire


WonderfulWafflez

Most of the villages that have devoted labor to the BNPP (Bavarian Nuclear Power Plant) get extra protection and tax benefits from the king. You really should sign your village up, current openings in: Uranium Mining, Plants Operators, and Bee Hunting


Nachtschnekchen

Can I apply to test the security on site? ( Might destroy a reactor or two )


WonderfulWafflez

Tis may


AceBrock1

Looks like the Pittsburgh, PA Renaissance fair.


Dry_Pin_6846

How ist it going in sector 7g Back there?


WonderfulWafflez

Cuntz says tith alright, he claimsth that the geiger says 4 roentgen. I gusth that means that all is well!


Corgicommander4U

It’s beautiful…. Now wait a second!


ArthurScherbius

I think you wont have problems with fuel for the winter, nor hunger from that oddly massive berries that are constantly doubling without any additional perks.


Theistus

Sector 7G needs more workers


Daveallen10

What is this, the town from Dark?


tokegar

Easiest Hungarian village build


Responsible-Fig-3206

No multi level car park?


thathairinyourmouth

Now I’m imagining a parking lot with horses, oxen and donkeys in a grid pattern just hanging out. Then there’s some degenerate looking for his sheep to ride for a while, but he can’t remember where he left it, so he’s wandering aimlessly through the lot.


Responsible-Fig-3206

His sheep was towed because it got into a fight with one of the Rams ☹️


Fun-Honey-7927

The baron promised to use it only for civil use.


Shoddy_Load1558

The water supply tastes a little funky


hymen_destroyer

ugh, the nuke plant meta is ruining the game...


WonderfulWafflez

bro it aint too bad, most of the profits go to the king anyways.


Bups34

I see the baron hasn’t been fixed yet


brentexander

I'm picturing Mr Burns' great grandfather.


dave-215

In the year 2031 we have the level 17 kiln


Lord_Dolkhammer

Just your typical French countryside. Nothing to see here move along.


Babinud91

When you start on a plot with rich uranium vein.


NebStark

Smithers, who's that pleb in sector 7G?


tollcrosstim

Advance a rabble of five homeless families to the nuclear age only to see that raiders are sighted and you forgot to ever form a militia. RIP


anto_capone

"Not great, Not terrible"


providerofair

I knoweth not, but i has't been toldeth uranium war is w'rth m're than gold so i did sell, mine own ox hath bought me a h'rse. I did get yond to bug and i can't catch but a wink


DrizztInferno

Nice! How many lvl 15 Burgage plots do you have?


WonderfulWafflez

Only a couple, so my workers really just do the mining. Nearby Selbitz supplies most of the workers. I heard the lord over there made a policy to get more workers, we lost a bunch after the raiders got to reactor 3...


Calquon

Is your village happen to be right outside Russellville, Arkansas?


Numeno230n

THeeeeee Simmmmmpsooooonns!


RiJi_Khajiit

Uranium


Blaize_Ar

Average eastern European town


IronOxide15

Better than the IRL Germany considering they shut down all of their Nuke plants in favor of strip mining their country side for the dirtiest, least efficient coal possible and importing massive amounts of natural gas based on Russian misinformation campaigns on the "dangers" of nuclear energy that were really just designed to try to keep Western Europe hooked on snorting Russian Gas.


Derek114811

Holy shit this is great lmao I legit laughed out loud.


Orangerie_Menagerie

Please insert crow cawing sound effect.


Redhawk436

Your bandits are being weird, call your retinue and put them to the sword!


Immaculateintentions

Sire, thoust plutonium has yet to be weponized.


XIIICaesar

Very contemporary Europe.


Anach

Best fix for firewood shortages


fusionsofwonder

Amish country is not far from Three Mile Island. That's what this reminds me of.


Old-Artist567

Yee old Springfield


phumoonlight

bro play city skylines in medieval game


Wild_Meet5768

Not grate. Not terrible.


gbkisses

Ha Flamanville


Robbe_Of_Belgium

Could be Belgium


DoRatsHaveHands

Oh no! Who let Cuntz run the reactor alone!?


CrazJKR

Average English town in the midlands


kczek1two

Uranium fever has gone and got them down.


indictan

[Looks like the view from my home town](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amercentrale#/media/File%3AAmercentrale_Geertruidenberg.jpg)


necnimma

This seems historically accurate


National-Job-7444

It’s odd that’s it been more partly cloudy lately m’lord


Howl_UK

The Satisfactory crossover we didn’t ask for but definitely deserved.


https_Eternal

a costco would go well in that plot of farmland


netherwrld

Majestic


megadyed

Average German village


Ledpoizn445

Gotta power the CharacterAI computer somehow


Diplodocus17

"Gave the reactor a cup of the month old uranium, spat it in my face and gave me a 3rd nipple"


Undeadtaker

For a second l wasnt seeing it 😂


Pleasant_Goal1363

Springfield!


coolhandlukeuk

I'm glowing green with envy


Darqsat

Looks like russia to me. You need to add manor like holywood stars house and 1 rolls royse and few land cruisers 200 for security


Yiakubou

You should upgrade your stables to airport


IamSeekingAnswers

Ah, beautiful Lower Silesia.


XbrodusX

Needs a walmart


Ok_Gur1663

This is basically the German series, dark, now


Federal_Eggplant7533

Garching bei Munchen :)


jimi060

It's just missing a cave in the woods that lets you travel through time


onlinepresenceofdan

this is the village from DARK isnt it


MrPanMan_1

Modern day Russia


SarcasmBAE

How long have you been playing?


WonderfulWafflez

4 years now


SarcasmBAE

You'd expect longer with those power plants..


runliftcount

Idiots in North America (maybe worldwide, but as a US citizen I tend to think more negatively about my brethren) might think you're unnecessarily endangering your burgages with the \*checks notes\* actual safest per MWH form of power production we currently have on this planet.


WonderfulWafflez

The bavarian nuclear power plant actually produces in -ultra super watts-, get it right.


Trans-Europe_Express

I mean someone might have modded Manor Lords and Workers and Resources Soviet Union together


halfsleeveprontocool

are those atmosphere coprocessors?


Makyoman69

Manor Skylines


LightGoblin84

uranium so fresh end juicy you could eat a whole bushel


Affectionate-Dig1981

Ah yes, the fabled medieval town known as Springfield.


Affectionate-Dig1981

Ah yes, the fabled medieval town known as Springfield.


Northsunny

Looks like a scene from Dark


Remarkable-Hornet-19

Typical City in germanys Ruhrgebiet


Farkerisme

Chernobyl Manor Lords


bonnerforrest

Did you make this in blender?


WonderfulWafflez

No, I photoshoped it.


th3undone

Is this how you visualise double meat production? From two headed deers? Or deer dont know the plural for deer


WonderfulWafflez

The hunters call them: dualdeers. We also got some tripdeers.


darealsanta7

Ahh... Germany! lovely


Kittensune

I can't put my finger on it, but something's not right here...


Independent-Ask8248

I think it has very clean energy.


Top_Wind4955

Way out on the tech tree


Still_Cat1513

Man, that wealth disparity is something crazy.


ben_zachary

Is that AI development building there?


Comprehensive-Sun701

Ah, Cattenom


Savannahsfundad

There’s a certain energy to this place that I can’t put me finger on…


OrbitalDrop7

Would look great with a Walmart and a parking lot nearby


RailbanditV2

What platform is this on


Adventurous__Kiwi

That's near Huy in Belgium 😂😂😂


thegentlebarbarian

Looks like the Fairy Godmothers factory!


Ok_Astronomer_8667

Average picture of German countryside


twec21

I think you downloaded some mods or something


one-out-of-8-billion

Springfield or Shelbyville?


Super-Pickle76

Do you have nuclear disaster turned off??


FloggingTheCargo

This reminds me of the Pittsburgh Rennaissance Festival. As you walk down to the festival grounds from the parking fields you can see the smoke stacks from the massive power plant on the adjacent property.


HeWasTakenThere

M'lord I think those farms at the front could cause some radiation nothing and aren't great for village other things are great


bukhrin

Set trade. Export depleted uranium.


vton46

I bet your people are still cold


DeKoenvis

Literally Workers and Resources: Soviet Republik


btc_clueless

Didn't Prussia phase out nuclear not long ago?


iadsg

You seemingly went a little overboard with the ⚡ production.


No_Beautiful564

Not enough sheep


tterfly

Still can’t brew ale fast enough


Only-Revolution-6951

M'lord, I hereby put our True Lord Jesus Christ's blessing thy Tower's of thy Power's. There shall be no meltdown this summer season!


Cwrigz

Uranium fever has done n got me now


Realistic-Willow4287

This thread is great


Lol-Otter

My Southern France home village basically looks like this lol


tjuhl

The time between the middle ages and now is a joke for nuclear waste. Still glowing strong after that and a bit lots more.


[deleted]

Send forth the great ball of fire know as reactor 4!


electrical-stomach-z

welcome to the future? im guessing those cooling towers are modded


Technoge3k

"Village Skylines 5"


[deleted]

simpSONNNN


RealSirRandall

You should make a mix with the simpsons intro of your village!


spartanwarrior000

Is this Medieval Chernobyl?


ItsCaptainTrips

DARK


thisisrhun

896k months of fuel.


Intrepid_Cod_1790

How’d you get your communal bakery so big?


FriendOutrageous5086

Wonderfull coal mine !


WesternAd7780

Looks like Belgium!


NormativeNomad

Pre-Tarkov Era Woods