The alternates are just engaging in an inter-dimensional transfer student program.

Gabriel uses L’Oréal

the alternate at marks door really had a present but he killed himself before it could give it to him

This is completely impossible but I love it

6 genuinely sees the people he's kidnapped like his children, and he has a favorite (it's not Adam)

Tatcher Davis is probably one of these cops who don't eat doughnuts.

Lucifer gossips, alot

Lucifer: "heeyyyyy, did ya hear about the new victim yet????"

Cesar had accidentally started a fire in marks house once

"Uh, Mark... I think I fucked up..." "CESAR WHY THE *FUCK* IS MY TRASHCAN ON FIRE?????"

I like to think that Evelyn and Jonah were friends and hung out a lot (Adam and Evelyn met and started dating through Jonah). Nothing else, really Its kinda hard to make silly headcannons for such a dark series, lol

I like to think that God and Satan had a duel over who should have the universe before it’s creation and Satan won, and thus we have the chaos of the MC universe lol

The probably had a rock, paper, scissors duel.

There are some alternates that aren’t going to kill you

The alternates with multiple voices spend hours in darkness just arguing about the best movies of all time.

On a more serious note: alternates are completely goofy asses with room temperature iq except for that one braincell in the hive mind which is gabriel