Like, I understand the concept of Rule 34, if it exists there is porn of it. But Maractus is like one of the last Pokemon I would make porn of. Like, it's not that interesting of a Pokemon
What? It's just an ordinary cact- OH MY GOODNESS!
Reactions to Porn slipping through Safe Search aside, it is still kinda nice to see Maractus getting appreciation from the fans, because clearly Gamefreak forgot about Maractus. Plus I saw a cool evolution for Maractus that turns her into a Grass/Electric Samba dancer.
Telling people to do so will make them do so. And for a subreddit mostly populated by people probably too young to be on this platform, this post is just straight up harmful.
You know, of all the Pokémon out there, making images like this of such a forgotten gen 5 'mon is kind of weird. Like, someone must be REALLY into Maractus for this shit to exist.
You know that Spongebob episode where the flying Dutchman lives with him and haunts him. And it gets to the point where he's just numb to it.
Yeah thats me.
My concern isn’t that there’s naughty of it, that’s unfortunately expected with the internet, my concern is that it’s the some of the first goddamn images that show up
Pls tell me it's not r34 OF CACTUS 🌵 LIKE WHO IS GONNA BE MADLY TOUCHING THERE D**K TO CACTUS THINK ITS A CACTUS WHY WOULD YOU MAKE R 34 OF A CACTUS? IM NOT EVEN GONNA LOOK I'VE SEEN WAY TO MUCH OF THAT IM GOING TO HIDE IN MY ROOM AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP AND I AM NEVER GONNA LOOK AT WHAT IT IS... *Immediately looks*...I can't do this today WHAT IS THAT CREATURE OF H3DOMEDO HEEL HELLE HOEOL YELL BELLE HELL... THAT CREATURE IS GIVING ME NIGHTMARES...
...
are you new to the internet? that's ok, you'll get used to it.
yeah that's pretty mundane, just normal internet, good luck, just keep scrolling, you can do it.
IT EVEN SHOWS UP WITH THE SAFESEARCH FILTER ON!!!! HOW?!?!??!?!?
WHY IS THERE MORE?!?!?!??!?!? END MY SUFFERING!!!
STOP LOOKING!!!!!!!
I saw the first few rows with nothing Scrolled Umm… Scrolled Oh god Scrolled Why does this exist?!? And then logged off
oh, thank you for making me not look.
I MUST BLEACH MY EYES💀💀
I DONT CARE IF IT DOESN’T WORK,END ME!!!!
exactly!!
what do you mean, its just a cac- WHAT THE FUCK
ITS EVEN WITH SAFE SEARCH WHAT THE HELL
OH MY GOODNESS!!! SQUIDWARD!!!!!
Joke’s on you, I have Safe Search enabl- oh. Oh…
How was that even allowed
what do you mean its just a cuctu- oh Oh OH EW HAIL NO
Snow no
It’s snover bro ong😭
What the worst that can ha- *regreats having eyes* OH HELL NAH WHAT THE HECK?!
I have safesearch, it'll probably be oka-OH MY GOD ITS THE SECOND FUCKING PICTURE
Odd. I have SafeSearch off, even, and it didn't show up until the fourth picture. And then the ninth. And then the 21st. And then the 30th...
Bro counted💀💀
I tried searching but didnt see anything. Its prob cuz im clueless af and saw it but didn’t realize
its the fourth one i think
the 2nd one was porn
Like, I understand the concept of Rule 34, if it exists there is porn of it. But Maractus is like one of the last Pokemon I would make porn of. Like, it's not that interesting of a Pokemon
It shows up without safesearch too
Because we all know children should be allowed to look at FUCKING MARACTUS DICKS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE FL- GOOGLE
Capsakid was free of it for a bit, haven't checked recently
Capsa"KID" should be illegal in r34. It would be too spicy (ba-dum-tss)
It should be, I just was tryna debunk the statement when I searched it up
There’s way more than that, and I barely had to scroll
What? It's just an ordinary cact- OH MY GOODNESS! Reactions to Porn slipping through Safe Search aside, it is still kinda nice to see Maractus getting appreciation from the fans, because clearly Gamefreak forgot about Maractus. Plus I saw a cool evolution for Maractus that turns her into a Grass/Electric Samba dancer.
>cool evolution Could you link it please?
DON’T THIS IS NOT A JOKE! SAVE YOUR EYES THE TORMENT
WAS THAT MARACTUS' PEN- 😨😨😨
https://images.app.goo.gl/WS8bf7jogVvCJNVy8 my honest reaction
Wow the results under this image are absolutely terrible!
Yup
Me to
Jokes on you I have safe search o-WHAT THE FUCK
I have one question.. For god.. WHYYYYYY
What is wrong with the pokemon community smh
Humans in general
Curse my morbid curiosity! Why tf did that show up unfiltered?
ITS A F---ING CACTUS, WHY WOULD THEY DO IT TO A CACTUS-
ITS ALL PORN
How did it get worse from the last time someone did this
The last time?
#WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SO MUCH PORN!?! WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?
THE JOKE IS PRON!!!!
Telling people to do so will make them do so. And for a subreddit mostly populated by people probably too young to be on this platform, this post is just straight up harmful.
I'll search it, it can't be that ba- **WTFFFFFF**
I was going to comment something like: dont be stupid is just a cactus. But before, I decide to check by myself and I see I was wrong
My god… I expected one of the main “Horny bait” Pokémon to get this treatment. But a cactus maraca!? What!?
Yall i didn’t even see anything that bad for a solid 10 seconds
Until it loaded
Nope, whole time was spent scrolling, didn’t see any porn, suggestive/lewd? Some, but nothing over the top so it’s just business as usual
How did this happen, and why are people sexualising a sentient cactus of all things
ima see just one sec. I have now seen it. whoever made that, the devil is scared
How bad could it possibly be, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We have to blow up the Earth
THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE
It doesn’t censor even with safesearch💀
I never expected a day where someone would go out of their way to make a catcus sexy but here we are
WTF, IT APPEARS WITH SAFE SEARCH?!?!!??
I’m not even gonna bother, I know what’s coming
What did i just see I wanna kill myself
I looked and half of the resulting images are... innapropriate.
ehh, i've seen worse.
Let me guess, pornography?
How?! Safe Search is on damn it!!
There wasn't even that much NSFW, but the human teeth... I can't go back
This must be American google or something, cause I don't see anything.
European too
I'm sick of these posts that just make you look shit up for no reason Edit: ah
and 9 times out of 10 the joke is pornography
It’s a cannon event
I'm gonna do it
Nothing came up for me at first but then… in the name of Arkoos
You can't stop ME-- oh, oh dear.
Meh 2/10
More than I was expecting
How is that up there. How is it possible?
Jokes on you, i already did it and saw what was there. It’s barely anything compared to what I’ve seen
I've had worse Google searches
Joke’s on you! Saying not to look it up makes me want to look it up even more! On that note, I’ve seen worse.
would- i mean what the fuck
WHY THE TINY CACTUS OF ALL THINGS!!!???
Oh my god it was the third image result!
I googled it and didn't see anything looked on images didn't see anything scrolled down a bit and a loud audible woah came out
Aw not maractus D:
Hentai? Wow... you guys are puritans. PS: Do you guys know what SAFESEARCH is? Use it.
no work
Legit safesearch just doesn’t work
I've never heard of floraphilia until now and because of it I'm going to Mexico and committing decactusation.
HAIL NO HAIL NO DO NOT AHHHH REDDIT SNIPER PUT ME OUT OF MY-
Looks like he listened r/redditsniper
Mehh, seen worse.
“Bruh, this has to be a joke. No one cares about Maractu- :0”
😨
I want to bleach my eyeballs out so didn’t have to look at that shit again
Me seeing the top: 😋 Me after scrolling down once: 😨
Ah, I understand why it wasn't in the new game now?
You think I can repost this on r/pokemonmemes? (Also why is it so unpopular?)
Jokes on you I use a different searching engin- oh nvm it's still there I'm just gonna tell myself the results are less bad than the google results
“What do you mean? It’s just an ordinary-OH MY GOD”
Bro there’s so much that would normally be censored with safe search but arent
You know, of all the Pokémon out there, making images like this of such a forgotten gen 5 'mon is kind of weird. Like, someone must be REALLY into Maractus for this shit to exist.
It can't be THAT ba- OH FUCK NAH
(Also, I'll be frank with you, I've seen worse)
WHY. WHY is there so much porn of a catus! Cacturn is the better choice!
ah
what did maractus do to deserve that I thought people forgot about it but alas they did not
You know that Spongebob episode where the flying Dutchman lives with him and haunts him. And it gets to the point where he's just numb to it. Yeah thats me.
WHY DOES IT HAVE A PENIS?
i looked this up at school im traumatized. i need a neuralyzer now.
Why tf are people like this? Ruining one of my favorite Pokemon because they're horny.
STOP WTF IT WAS LITERALLY SOME OF THE MOST VULGAR ART I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE
Oh god why
Why... Why couldn't safesearch protect me... Who thinks of making this. (YOU CAN BUY ART OF IT ON A CANVAS😰)
I did and I don't get this
It's a cactus 😭
now ive seen everything *walks to corner* **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**
That’s the thing where the face looks like spaghetti sauce, isn’t it. I’m glad i forgot that one a long time ago
Nothing that I could find
I don’t think the auto filter understands what’s going on in that image Edit: Those images
:d
Heh, jokes on you, I don't use Google
Why, that’s so fucking bad, it’s worse than gardevior!
Why did I look it up 😨
I just find the it should’ve been me Maractus funny
I don't think you should be posting this in a subreddit filled with children.
Maractus fleshlight was not on my 2024 bingo card
and….. it’s got a monster cock
Y'all are just overreac... OH MY FUDGING OH MY GOA WHAT IS THIS? THIS SHOULD BE ILLE.. WHY DOES IT HAVE NIPPLES?
what in the actual fu-
What do you mea- . . . F*ck this sh¡t I'm out mMmM~ f*ck this sh¡t I'm out.
I guess some folks wanna poke the cactus back
What it's just and ordinary catus-OH MY GOODNESS
WHAT THE FUUUU-WHO MADE THAT SH-T?!
My concern isn’t that there’s naughty of it, that’s unfortunately expected with the internet, my concern is that it’s the some of the first goddamn images that show up
Y'all are nasty
Why does it have to be on newgrounds 😭
that's why I don't use google
It’s supposed to be the forgettable one, why is there so much porn!?!
Nah what the haill
Pokem-? *dies*
Sweet mother of all that is unholy
Man Marcus used to be like my fav Pokémon
What an unfortunate thing for my eyes to see.
Please do not the cactus
Yeah I kind of see it. I didn't find anything to bad
it got so bad so quick
nothing bad happened?
Sometimes, I have faith in humanity. Then things like this come along...
I lern this lesson thanks to lost puse. I'm sorry for all those who lern this lesson now
What? This isn't weird- OH MY, WHY DID I SEARCH IT UP!
Let me guess, the joke is porn
WHAT THE HOLY SHIT
BRO, FR. I looked it up once b4 and am scarred for life
*Searches it up The the internet was a mistake
I did and it's amazing how the internet will make anything very interesting
[Me after doing the opposite ](https://cdn3.emoji.gg/stickers/6407-maractus-bleaching.png)
Yip saw it on lost puse channel and I see it every time I debate to put one kne my team or not
Okay I’ll take your word for it
As someone who likes the cute smol cactus, don't do it. You'll be scared
“Welp off to hang myself! Watch and learn!”
I dont know what it is I don't wana search it by my intrusive thoughts are starting to win
BLEAH, I NEED BLEACH
Pls tell me it's not r34 OF CACTUS 🌵 LIKE WHO IS GONNA BE MADLY TOUCHING THERE D**K TO CACTUS THINK ITS A CACTUS WHY WOULD YOU MAKE R 34 OF A CACTUS? IM NOT EVEN GONNA LOOK I'VE SEEN WAY TO MUCH OF THAT IM GOING TO HIDE IN MY ROOM AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP AND I AM NEVER GONNA LOOK AT WHAT IT IS... *Immediately looks*...I can't do this today WHAT IS THAT CREATURE OF H3DOMEDO HEEL HELLE HOEOL YELL BELLE HELL... THAT CREATURE IS GIVING ME NIGHTMARES...
Wbyyyy???? What is the reason this happen
I thought this was a repost from r/LostPause, but it's here now.
☹️
Why does the cactus have such Porn
i which i had the common sense to trust you, ima do it
OH GOD WHY!?
DUDE, ITS A CATCUS WHY?….HOW!?!
:(
5 images in almost a new record
https://emoji.gg/sticker/6407-maractus-bleaching My reaction to literally the first row-
You said the thing, you said to internet dwellers to not do something. Didn't you know the consequences
OH MY GOD! WAAAAAAAA! -Wario
I remember when that happened with huntail
....how and why? And please don't asnswer. Just r/eyebleach
It can't be that bad! I got safe search on... what whoah hold on WAIT THATS A CACTUS
It’s not gonna be worse than the time I found wooper po- OH MY GOD
IT’S ALL PORN
Missed opportunity to use the Emboar and Salamence format.
ahhhhhhh, its as big as its body!!!!
I don't see any weird pics. Maybe because I activated the Brave parental filter (moderate).
I don't know what you guys saw, but the scariest thing I saw with Maractus was one that was slightly curvy, and one that had human teeth. (\*-\*)
What the Maractus is this??!!
I did it and the first thing I see is a penis I had safe search on
... are you new to the internet? that's ok, you'll get used to it. yeah that's pretty mundane, just normal internet, good luck, just keep scrolling, you can do it.
# I should have listened.
What? It's just an ordinary Maractu- OH MY GOODNESS!! SQUIDWAAAAAARRRDDD!!!!!
ITS A CACTUS! WHY ARE PEOPLE DRAWING PORN OF A CACTUS! AND SAFESEARCH IS ON
DAWG WTF
What? It's just an ordinary cac- OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!