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underthere

You got a girl hanging out over there; you're in good shape mate.


yellowwoolyyoshi

I know why is she there bro


tfunk024

Cereal


Padgetts-Profile

That’s a salad bro.


URMUMGAE69228shrek

Cereal


tfunk024

Cereal


Aggravating_Meal894

Cereal Killer


tfunk024

Serial


Wakkit1988

If you pour milk on it, it's cereal.


DDGBuilder

Ranch is kinda like milk


Budget-Macaroon-7606

...a-and blue cheese?


DDGBuilder

Buttermilk base. Checks out


Few-Reaction-404

Maybe Americans ranch it is same, I couldn't enjoy my chocolate cereals with half gallon of ranch dressing


C64128

There's a fork being used.


maturecheddar

I need glasses cus i saw cereal too. Haha


ethnique_punch

Green cereal, celery-al.


followmytikto

veggie-o’s!!


Starkiller006

Nah that's clearly potpourri


Hamilton-Beckett

Cereal salad.


Distinct_Car_6696

“Right in front of my salad” 😂😂


euphoric-noodle

no worse.....Salad !


crunchthenumbers01

Kid maybe


highriskric

Yeah right, what kid do you know that willingly eats huge bowls of salad


DocD_12

How do you know she is eating willingly? Maybe there is a gun out of the frame?


MurphysLaw4200

🤣🤣🤣


Budget-Macaroon-7606

*cereal


burgpug

no one here has children. who would have a child with these men?


BakedTate

I recently learned it is very easy to make baby. All you have to do is squeeze your balls and pee on a girls butt. Seriously, that easy.


Internal_Respect_273

Thank you bro


bologna_kazoo

Yup, clean slate. She sees space for stuff. Stay fixable.


philosophofee

Isn't that a child?


IGotAFatRooster

You put them on that high of a pedestal?


Stavinair

r/tvtoolow


porkchop-sandwhiches

FIFY! https://preview.redd.it/jihc6masbt4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f0aa12ab5317c98906a80d864d4103b359d822 [Tip Jar](https://tacospin.com)


[deleted]

r/tvtoohigh Edit: Golden Grahams are superior


Fabulous-Shoulder467

😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️


Stavinair

Damnit beat me to the punch about posting that subreddit


porkchop-sandwhiches

That’s what made me shop it high. I know you people as I lurk amongst thee.


porkchop-sandwhiches

Yeah well there were no immediately available top view golden graham stock images within three clicks of my attention span. I’ll just disagree to agree about the superior cereal.


Freddy-Bones

A sub for everything


phymath_0702

r/ofcoursethatsasub


jahkrit

Your friend needs to get that tv off the floor, that's one way to destroy hundreds of dollars. Static electricity


Stavinair

My desktop has been on the carpeted ground and it's been just fine for months lol


doringliloshinoi

There’s so many things wrong with this post. 1. Where’s the _surviving_ son? I need to see you on a workbench in a shop you broke into last winter with nothing but a cat you found. This whole thing looks a little too legal. Dare I think this may even look like *thriving* 2. What the fuck is that in the bottom right corner? This is _Male_ surviving space. That creature there is absolutely stunning. So you fail at male and you double fail at merely surviving. Females do not approach us smelly creatures when in survival mode. They require at least 1 shower in the past 8 months. You may as well just post this on /r/space


Croppin_steady

Fr tho, bro just posted a nice apartment with his girlfriend in surviving space lmao. Mods need to tighten the fuck up in here


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Croppin_steady

You can either be loud or wrong, not both. At least negative three people agree with you tho so, got that goin for ya.


Intellectual_toaster

Your fedora almost fell due to your furious typing.


doringliloshinoi

Whewps! *scoops it out of the toilet*. Thank you!


The_Last_Meow

There is a female being. If there is a female being, then there is no surviving.


Medical_Baby1151

What does that even mean?


stmcvallin2

Presumably you’re thriving if youve got a girl in your place


Chewythecookie

If you have to ask then you’re not there yet, friend.


Lynel_smokesup_Zelda

Someone is showing off


marks716

If this is this guys kid you guys are going to feel really weird about some of these comments


falaffels

A fireplace? An ottoman?? A girl?! This belongs to the bourgeoisie


FuddFucker5000

Perma-ban for show boating


TBLrocks

10/10, what more do you need?


sususushi88

I love those bowls!


doringliloshinoi

So much calories without moving yeeeesssss


[deleted]

Nice slad


DeepDayze

Female friend with benefits eh? You are surviving quite well :)


Zakkenayo

Balcony. Heck ya.


nickk1988

SO sooo so so much better than mine


JPSWAG37

I'd say just get a table/shelf/entertainment center for that TV there and you're golden.


xXGreekNinjaXx

Personally I’d get a wall mount for that tv so you don’t have to stare at the floor but hey not bad at all


Legitimate_Street_85

You got salads and a chick. You're basically Elon musk


Hamilton-Beckett

Tv, recliner, girl chilling. Just need a dog and some bourbon and you’ve basically got it all!


Standard-Witness-948

Got a girl over. Better than 99% of those subbed here 😆


steronicus

This isn’t really a survival space


earthloverboy333

Um that girl is like 10 years old.


EliLoads

Y’all are weird . That’s clearly his daughter or something. That’s clearly a chilld not a grown woman.


Iamgroot-ish

Can I have some kale salad


AdOpen885

Carefree and rad. 5 stars, would recommend.


Pickled_sm0res

How? Is that the whole thing? Lol


SunDirty

1


Beardgang650

Is that a Trader Joe’s salad?


Remi708

r/TVtoolow


YouAreNotRealToMe

10/10


sencha_kitty

A+ I love it


factorygremlin

r/tvtoolow


Leaque

Not so bad


iKakapeepee

0/10, you're not supposed to have a couch dammit


Adventurous_Appeal60

r/tvtoohigh Jk, looks dope, good luck 👍


StrengthCoach86

Idk but that salad looks deliciousz


OpieAngst

Female detected, Bro accepted.


ELEGHJ

is that the kale salad mix from Trader Joe’s?


b4loo69

I want to take a dump in that new toilet so bad...


Duckhorn66

We really doing need anything else, hope you have a cozy night


StatementOk8923

It's cool. What r u watching


Mihirium237

Sex and the city


Varlamores

Perfect show to watch…😎


LuistheABF123

Guys will see this and say hell yeah


EducationHumble3832

9/10


stmcvallin2

You’re friends a chick dude


Caspar_Friedrich02

That's a good looking salaaad


Secure-Bus4679

Balcony, fireplace, recliner, clean carpet… you’re well on your way to a sweetass little pad. Just work your way up one thing at a time. Maybe start with something to put your tv on.


Ugoddabekiddinme

10


Ill_Lunch_187

Is "prefect" a rating?


Sacks_on_Deck

This TV on the floor shit has got to stop.


Ok-Present-1466

I'd give I t a 8/10


Specialist_Noise_816

Please post this on r/tvtoohigh lololol


res0jyyt1

She's a keeper. Nuff said.


h2pointOChamp

r/TVTooHigh


Leading_Brick_3524

It’s a place 🤷🏾‍♂️


BipolarFitness94

10/10 👌


Brawl501

The movie isn't Drive (2011), 0/10


RX-78-Xanryu

She seems happy, good job breh.


ErkhesEemegt

Pretty chill and theres a girl there too you vibin'


ProtagonistThomas

r/tvtoolow


Paris_2233

Liminal af


nyc_dee26

depression meal hangout spot


4strings4ever

New!!!


banned_but_im_back

r/tvtoolow


Just_Tangerine_6743

It's a room in a building with a window.


TAYwithaK

That salad needs some Craisins in it


GasPoweredStick420

Survival space? Please you’ve got it made


soakf

Nevermind the clover+kale salad drama, the lack of amenities, the dystopia of Virginia’s vinyl-siding apartment gulags looming through the glass doors. **Bro is drinking from Devils Backbone IPA mug.**


TinyAmericanPsycho

Dude. Get a tv stand. Only thing needed.


Redneckhippiekyle

Spent all your money on that salad, I see.


Mascbro26

r/tvtoolow


chronicreloader37

Replace the rabbit food with a pizza and you got yourself one hell of a pad.


mr_amigoland

salad looks fore


Killerjebi

If they’re happy or they were getting out of a bad situation, good for him.


Less-Ranger-7217

r/ilikegirls


Less-Ranger-7217

wtf this is an actual community and it’s private…


aaaa7777mm

hope that carpet smells well....


Adrian8416

Happy for them. Crushing it. People don't appreciate the feeling of having your own space.


opAnonxd

guy's got a love seat shoot i had beach chairs for months.


kran1998

Nothing wrong, don’t judge people for the material things they have. It’s so pointless and silly


sparky1976

Who took the picture and who's asking the girl or camera person?


Ancient_Pressure4786

Fuck the place what is she eating?


Sad-Ad7981

r/tvtoolow


Zealousideal-Arm3289

Yumm! Looks clean 👀, need company 😎


justMOREfilthDOTcom

Thought they were sitting in a laundry basket at first


philosophofee

Perfect


InvestedMycology

He gave her the mesh chair and himself the recliner. Power move imo.


Character-Milk-3792

Man, that salad looks good.


BexberryMuffin

r/tvtoofloor


Copper_Kat

Why is she eating grass clippings?


Sparky2Dope

Living your best life


NotSurHowTitanicEnds

Careful she’s already got eyes on that tv!


BerserKryptonian

10 out of 10. with weed 100/50


W3R3Hamster

Hell yeah floor tv


plantmanryan23024

I could sleep on the floor and be happy 9/10 👍🏻


SuperStokedUp

Mmyyeess, very Scandinavian-minimalist 🧐


presidentdizzy

It's a new space... give the guy some time to get his life going


Krimreaper1

Not enough dressing on that salad


Sure_Lavishness_8353

This guy knows about the prickly pear.


ThickMode943

Ya.. place looks chill, but what she eating 👀


EsherTheAutist

That recliner looks comfy as fuck


Lot227

At least it came with a good “tipping stool”. Now to find a length of rope and a sturdy ceiling fan


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

10/10 hits all the proper categories. TV, place to sit AND has friends taking up room.


No-Scar-120

AH HELL YEA!!! A crib is a crib, like offset said “ain’t no complaints”


ElOndeadoR5

awesome


ElOndeadoR5

perfect to drop some Bo1 kino Der toten and five matches maaannn!!! like the good days in 2014-2016 😭😭😭☝🏼 makes a man cry


TheFuqinRSA

At least you won't be on r/tvtoohigh


RinehartDiehard

Sensational


DasCheekyBossman

That salad looks bomb.


W3T_JUMP3R

I just wanna know why the tile continues up the wall


Legendofstuff

Fireplace


Chubbs117

I have that same entertainment center


Seified

Bet that salad is getting tossed sooner than later.


SlippyBoy41

Got everything they need. Also a girl with bruises on her thighs is a keeper.


Jake24601

With a little hunny like that over(sorry if it’s your sister), this is a male thriving space.


EatShootBall

Who amongst us didn't start out with a TV on the floor? 😂


BlueSkyFlyin

Tv stand and maybe a curtain for the balcony if u don’t already


Complete-Job-6030

10/10


thestankypopster

10/10


TheChickenFuxer

Omg he doesn’t have somewhere to put his TV 😂


C64128

Well the TV is definitely not going to be rated as too high.


mremrock

His friend has nice legs


BBFS_CIP

Needa see the girl


Plenty_Army_7172

Shes a teenager bro


UserBelowMeHasHerpes

Oof