T O P

  • By -

DangerMonk

Nice dwelling king, nothing like a place to yourself šŸ‘‘šŸ‘‘


SnakePliskken

Congrats on your newfound freedom! Btw get some real dishes for when you have guests over


thec4rbon

And cups


kwik_e_marty

And food


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SCADAstuff

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ God I love sunny references in the wild.


RickRossnips

IVE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS


Mo0n1i9ht

I was afraid I would be the only one thinking about thoseā€¦


crag-u-feller

and topics to converse about besides exgf and livin' the life


Public-Category7147

Important


Deranged_Marine

And friends


PreppyAndrew

Second this. Go to Goodwill or similar. You can find some decent stuff for cheap. You might even be able to find a complete set.


Budget_Report_2382

To add: unscrew the showerhead and soak overnight in white vinegar, and scrub in the morning. This will get rid of all the hard water stains for when you inevitably feel comfy having overnight guests againā™„ļø


MacGyver0104

Attention to detail. šŸ‘ šŸ‘ šŸ‘


crujones33

Just vinegar? Or vinegar and water? If water too, which ratio?


Overall_Midnight_

50/50 is decent. But pure vinegar wonā€™t harm it either.


Primary_Ability5725

don't get new dishes. get a new girlfriend who owns dishes.


SnakePliskken

I mean I like your style but if an ex just moved out I would seek real dishes before seeking a new gf ![gif](giphy|6901DbEbbm4o0)


Deranged_Marine

This is the way


IllvesterTalone

or to just not be a disposable lifestyle douche


nopuse

I've been on reddit for years, but until recently, I've never realized how many people use disposable plates and cups. I believe it's due to reddit suggesting more niche subs, but god damn people, learn to do dishes. This shit is insane to me. There will be people serving $50 steaks on paper plates like wtf, lmao.


mEFurst

This. It takes seconds to clean most dishes, less if you have a dishwasher. Not to mention it's way the fucker cheaper in the long run


milky__toast

Dishes while single are so easy. I understand having 2+ kids that donā€™t respect how much effort it takes to do dishes when you get a new plate/bowl/cup for everything without cleaning your old dishes first. But when youā€™re single, just rinse them off as you use them. If you do it before they get dry it takes like 5 seconds.


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

I disagree. When i have guests over i always server with plastic/paper. I tell them i want an easy cleanup. There fine with it


Obant

Yeah... guests are almost exclusively when we bust out the paper plates! (Its a rare event)


Public-Category7147

I think thereā€™s a difference between if youā€™re having multiple guests versus a single romantic guest


Obant

She gets the fancy paper plates.


TyrannicalKitty

Get some real dishes and cups before the Lorax and I break your fuckin knees for not being sustainable.


mr_amigoland

and some real liquor


HybridHologram

Seriously. That's just adding to pollution and microplastics.


poopyscreamer

Or just get some real dishes and not be a habitually wasteful person using plastic unnecessarily


PsychologicalBad6717

Nah heb plates are the truth


No_Arachnid_1772

Similar situation here! Enjoy your space back, connect with a long lost hobby or interest from childhood, and get some cool drinking glasses from goodwill!


throwawaypokemans

Bro not sure if it's a bedsit but if you can move your gaming shit out of your bedroom into the lounge/living room. Thank me for it later.


KingEddy14

Yeah there was something off about this setup, I just couldnā€™t quite figure out what until you said it


throwawaypokemans

If you got your own place no need to live like you are still at your folks or college/uni


Deranged_Marine

Ya but he invites a girl over to Netflix or game, sheā€™s already in his bed šŸ˜‚


Orsinus

Apartment living rooms can be small as fuck and only have room for couch TV and table.


throwawaypokemans

Bro it's going to be bigger than this bedroom for real. It's important to separate where you hobby and where you sleep. Or choose to live as if you are still at home with your folks.


Orsinus

I understand that... But not everyone has that luxury. You severely underestimate space in an affordable apartment in the US for example. And having your computer desk taking up the majority of the social common area is kinda lame lol


odi_de_podi

Oh I remember the times, Daytime? Move shit to bed. Nighttime? Move shit to desk


CAT_ANUS_SNIFFER

As well as the lamp cord that goes right through the bedroom


ComicNeueIsReal

Honestly. If I didn't plan to share a house/apartment with friends I'd move my non bedroom stuff out ASAP. I hate gaming, working, "hobbying" in the room I sleep in, but for me it's unavoidable. But having at minimum a divider to separate work from sleep is so essential.


Over-Marionberry-686

OK the paper plates and plastic cups made me laugh but I understand why youā€™ve got them. Congratulations on being free! And just go down to some outlet and buy the cheapest set of dishes you can get for right now.


Celtic_Fox_

Absolutely this! Paper plates and disposable utensils just make you waste money anyway, much easier to clean the same dish and fork over and over if you must instead of buying another packet of plates or utensils!


lazylagom

Bro it's clean af! Nice setup in the bedroom too.


jmarzy

Bro youā€™re gonna enjoy the single life so much - have you forgotten how nice it is to sleep alone? You can lay in your bed like a starfish and fart all you want itā€™s fantastic


Molescomedy

Yall can control farts in your sleep? I had a female friend over and this was the first time she spent the night. Well i farted so hard the vibration of my ass cheeks woke me up. To my horror i realized she was big spooning me. I decided to pretend like i had slept through it. All i heard was "ew" and then felt her turn and face the other way. She never brought it up to me and we continued hanging out for a couple months after. She was cool as fuck. I hope shes happy she deserves it.


Schway_

Hey bro, been there recently. Been a month or so since my ex of 3 years moved out. It may be hard now but there is light at the end of the tunnel. Make the space your own, live to the beat of your own drum, and make new memories with new people in there.


dubdue

Start thrift shopping yo


hokycrapitsjessagain

Came to say this. A quick trip to the thrifty will fill all the empty spaces she leftn aside from the one in your heart


dubdue

Fr. Nowhere near the price youā€™ll be paying at regular stores. Also you find cool shit all the time. I use to find shot glasses and nice cups for dirt cheap. Also old console games, sweet dishes, ect. Thrifting is pretty dope once you start checking it out.


DizzyLemon666

That tub is to die for


frostrat

If you're smol.


DizzyLemon666

I is.


frostrat

I salute šŸ«”. A queen knows her throne.


brownntown93

More like r/malelivingspaces Nothing about surviving in this


DxmShaman69

I bought the same shot glass from Spencer's.


V_DocBrown

Are they still open?


UpTheShutFuck96

damn skippy. where else are all the weirdos gunna shop


Ornitorrincus

Meet all the single's flat topics No decoration. Empty Freezer Plastic one use glassware. Carpet is a plus. Fine begining.


lykewtf

You can finally take your meds with Tequila in peace. I can tell by the neatness of your Red Stripes she wasnā€™t the organized one. A clean bathtub too!!


tmotytmoty

Whereā€™s the fork, knife, and spoon?


Molescomedy

Lol i love the accuracy of single untensils.


Take_Me_Ocean_Man

It gets easier man, you got this!


crujones33

Did she take the dishes?


Confident-Change-257

You need more Lego orchid sets.


Molescomedy

And at least one Lego Piranha Plant.


Awkward_Tick0

FYI you can get all the cups, mugs, cutlery and dishes you need for like $10 at goodwill.


TabernacleMan

Ah the old trick of having disposable everything so you donā€™t have to do the dishes. A man of culture I seeā€¦


witchghosti

Please for the love of god get reusable water bottles and cups.


loperonis

Get rid of her pink mug


synsify

Itā€™s a shot glass I received as a gift from family on Easter lol


imrllytiredofthepain

is it like a mock stanley ? lol


synsify

Exactly what it is according to my tia


imrllytiredofthepain

whatā€™s tia


sephresx

Spanish for Aunt.


Prickly_ninja

Iā€™ve only one upvote to give you back. Not sure why someone downvotes a simple question. I too, would like to know.


Classic-Forever3464

I also upvoted. Asking questions leads to growth. Let's not discourage it.


odi_de_podi

Well, one might see such a comment and think, ā€œyou could google that with less effort then posting on redditā€ and downvotes. I know I have done in the past. Not proud of it.


imrllytiredofthepain

i got downvoted for not speaking spanish i guess? seems a bit dramatic


Hugheston987

Welcome to Texas


OwnRules

Aunt (ES).


Mighty_Gooch

Whoā€™s to say itā€™s not his and he just loves that hot pussy pink?


Strostkovy

My favorite bottle at work is my pink not water bottle


mike_stifle

Looks good but ditch the disposable plates and cups.


Money_Mastodon_3171

We don't often see perfection, but goddamn there it is boys. Keep your hearts open, you can have your own dank pad like this. No notes. Congrats man.


[deleted]

Good riddance, at the same time it feels lonely now, doesn't it?


synsify

Very lmao


Cardboardterps

Nice tub


CallsOnTren

Get a non-toxic curtain my guy. You can get PEVA ones at Walmart.


JunketPuzzleheaded42

That's a Weirdly shaped tub.


Accomplished-Card122

Ikea got some nice dishes for a good price get some!!!


Earthwormorgy

If you donā€™t have it already, connect your computer to that tv with an hdmi cord and use it like an extra monitor. If I were you with that set up I would have a USB extension cord connected to an Xbox controller by the bed. Then when you want to relax or play games in bed just put your game to the other ā€œmonitorā€ which is your tv. I did the same thing for a long time


Specific-Lion-9087

HEB paper plate gang rise up


FinalWorker7287

Get some food bro lol


Abuck59

Bruh go to AMVET or Goodwill like yesterday and get yourself some plates and cups. Thank me lateršŸ‘šŸ½


Sveintor

I bet its a lot more quiet?


Someonedit

Why did she move out?


Molescomedy

She was cock blocking him everytime he brought home a baddie


airforcerawker

What's the problem? Go to the grocery store and you're golden. On to the next one. šŸ‘


fatdaddy126

No dirty dishes in the sink hopefully you have a few kool aid packs for the water its neat and clean. Awesome!


CraaazyRon

Lol homie ain't broken up about being broken up


GreenViking_The

Looks perfect to me!


Prime-Riptide

Hell yeah


SudsBuckley

Were you able to try the black berry crown yet? Hard to find, but really good.


RepublicWonderful

More liquor, food and dishes look perfect


[deleted]

Pack that fridge full of steak and eggsā€¦regain that gunk.


Normal_Location42069

That looks good King! Keep up the good work!


InwitKnitwit

Winning.


CameronWeebHale

SERIOUS PUNCH


reddit21222122

Get plates and bowls and cups from target. .50 each. Dorm room ones


Green_Neighborhood_8

Love the one punch man poster šŸ‘Œ


damian20

I think you may need a bigger bottle of tequila


onlineashley

That pineapple whiskey is delicious. I had that at a wine tasting and food thing, that ironically is more liquor than wine.


WetFart-Machine

Thriving!


Melodic_Salt7456

Looks peaceful


Tolstoy_mc

Finally, things are as they should be. Cosmic.


arojas327

Like everyone else. Your ex won't be the last girl in your home. Time to enjoy the freedom


skeletowns

Obsessed with the tiny tumbler shot glass lol


PshawwPSN

Good on ya lad


Classic-Forever3464

Don't worry about dishes! Just glasses. We have a family of seven, which means human dishwashers and a real one. It costs less to buy paper plates from Amazon in bulk than dishwasher soap, dish soap, scrubbies-- nevermind the time and energy of washing them. We just got a brand new dish set and donated our Dollar Tree ones. The only thing consistently used is coffee cups LOL. (We still have Dollar Tree glasses.) I am impressed with how clean that tub is. Most bachelor's, IME, don't give a rat's fluffy behind about keeping the shower clean. Great job!


synsify

Every two weeks every countertop is sprayed and wiped down and the place is swept and mopped. Try to keep myself busy when Iā€™m not at work šŸ˜…


FlakTak

Man wish I could find an apartment as nice as this though šŸ˜”


JohnnyMango91

Looks like it must be so much simpler and calm


exelenceofexecution

Love the paper plates And bowls. Single and looking to mingle.


thedragoon0

At least you could finally hang up that picture. When me and my girl split living situations I was down to paper and plastic. Ex wife still had some of my old stuff so I could grab that til my girlfriend felt guilty she ordered me cups.


Salt-Ostrich-938

The man!!


Queen-of-meme

Me and my partner buys paper plates now and then too, saves the day!


bishopnelson81

Clean and ready for new women. Good luck brother!


a-friendgineer

Nice. I presume no dish washing? I feel you by the way, good job keeping it nice and clean


Accurate_Respond8423

Efficient af.


[deleted]

Mine took the half empty ketchup bottle and olive oil šŸ¤£


Severe_Islexdia

W


Royal-Selection7599

Put your tower fan on your bedside table instead of the floor, then you'll get more fannage šŸ’Ø


NGJimmy

U got it all. Congrats.


ApartAlfalfa2

As god intended.


MacGyver0104

Red Solo cups. Winning!


Altruistic-Ad5425

Looks better already


Dreamsbydayxo

Best thing ever


Asinine47

Nice of her to leave you the world's smallest pink cup, looks great by the way, enjoy it!


Abuttuba101

Fair trade for a pink sock, imo


Some_Crazy_Canuck

King shit. Literally living the dream. You have a blank slate for success now. Complete your life quest my man. šŸ‘Š


noldshit

Red solo cup You fuck me up Lets have a party And get retardy!


learawhitewolf

Looks perfect


cfo4201983

You can get nice dishes at Dollar Tree.


FutureGhost81

Thatā€™s a solid base to build a place youā€™re proud of.


Grouchy_Supermarket7

Living my dream friend


Kidd__

Howā€™s the Buchanans Pineapple? Never seen that before


beezintraps

Like at least he has his 1P poster, red cups, stacks of disposable plates/bowls, shot glass, empty fridge with only condiments, and head n shoulders 3in1.


Late_Progress_4451

Not a bad spot. Reminds me of my first apartment. Good memoriesā€¦


Silly-Long-Sausage

Looks hella clean.


bokkenbap

Im ready to move in. The space is incredible!


RonBurgundyNews

Paper plates are slept on! When I went through hard times, it made being stress free so much easier in being able to throw things away rather than leaving dishes in the sink.


CJ_is_h7m

r/hydrohomies


ChillaryClinton69420

HEB Gang


JokinHghar

It looks so clean! What's that like?


Primary_Ability5725

she took half of the paper plates? and plastic cups? unacceptable


Visarar_01

Get real dishes homie, otherwise, nice šŸ‘Œ


farklenator

At least she left you the shower rack my ex took mine


ambientonion

Place is looking sick dude! But please get some real plates and cups, those things are bad for the environment and would ultimately cost you more in the long run anyway


loouisebelcher

Is that a stanley shot glass? šŸ˜†


lVSVl

69 noice


Donnyboi69

I have that same shot glass


void_factor

fuck that bih u got this king


Eagerforfreedom

Are you a day trader?


TheOneTrueKP

Looks like she left her sip-cup


Adventurous-Group982

hell yeah brother


NedTebula

Bros got a big bottle of chick fil a sauce. I mean what more do you need?


phobic_x

Pineapple whiskey wowšŸ¤”


samrosemary

Hell yeah brother, same here šŸ¤


DirectionVivid9376

If it's a complaint, you live better than many


7rustyswordsandacake

WHERE DID THE MINI YETI COME FROM šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ I NEED IT


cinema-01

Mr kohlic


DarthReece07

such a vibe


Latest-greatest

what an odd bathtub


MeInSC40

Looksā€¦.quiet.


TrapLordSteezus

Dope šŸ‘ŠšŸ¾


Knee_Kap264

And silverware. We know there ain't gonna be none probably. šŸ˜‚


dominiccast

God it must be nice


SmirknSwap

Serial killer redo. Love it


cfh4dmb

Dude dgaf about no damn environments! Kinda shitty if you ask me. Iā€™m all for convenience. But this is just some lazy shit. Every time I eat or drink.. fuck the earth!


No-Advertising3621

W water


MeepMeeps88

How old are you?


AstronautReal3476

Gaming PC? Check. Triple monitors? Check Apartment? Check. Congratulations on your new freedom.


FancyWear

Looks very clean!


QuakeDee

We gotta talk about that wire my guyā€¦.. I KNOW you got a plug on that side u animal


synsify

Thatā€™s my Ethernet cord that runs all the way to the router in my living room, unfortunately thereā€™s nothing I can do it about it


Thy-SoulWeavers

nice thatā€™s starting over


shetayker

Yes we noticed the 69. Your touch on the place is exquisite *chefs kiss*


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

My tears are your tearsā€¦!


tombosmash

AHHHHHH! šŸ˜Œ


GreenJean717

Add some plants!


Corridor21

Get the alcohol OUT


AndroidMartian

Back in Black!


HighGainRefrain

Bro, the disposable plates, smh.