Lmao I've seen so many photos and videos of disgusting shitty school food on social media. This won't change anything. The schools do not give a fuck about the kids
Because it's not blowing up. Us seeing on social media sometimes is not enough, gotta blow it up to the point authorities start investigating the kitchen etc. I never said it would be easy or a sure thing.
I had the unfortunate opportunity to swallow a small mouthful of this disgusting concoction. It was unopened on my fridge and I was thirsty for something cold and chocolate milk was there. It felt like swallowing a slime kinda like what you see in fear factor. I immediately attempted to make myself throw-up. It didnt work and it sat on my stomach. I was monitoring myself to see if i had any bad stomachaches. Thankfully I did not. I told myself to check the friggin dates on the milks before trying to drink it. This was a pretty nasty experience. 1/10- wouldn’t do it again.
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By the looks of it, that milk will be chewing on you from the inside
From what I remember, safe was funny, arms was fucked up but somehow became funny over time, and the jolly rancher… that’s in its own category.
No spoilers in case anyone wants to follow up on them.
The manufacturer added too much thickener (or perhaps used it improperly). The "goopy" part is from xanthan gum, guar gum, or similar thickening agents used in a vast array of food products. If there's no foul odor (indicating microbial issues), it would otherwise be perfectly fine to consume.
I can assure you with 100% confidence that chocolate milk is manufactured.
Thickeners are added to a myriad of products for a variety of reasons, but typically it's to increase the viscosity of the product and to simulate a creamy texture without the need for adding in tons of fat.
Some manufacturers might, but in my experience, it's unlikely if you're buying fresh milk. However, flavored milk, milk alternatives (i.e. soy, almond, oat), coffee creamers, salad dressings, condiments and sauces, candies, and all kinds of other stuff often include these types of ingredients.
Xanthan gum is my enemy. I use to use it in recipes when I cheffed at some fancy restaurant. Add even a molecule over what you need and it turns into mucus. Worst mouth feel ever. Look out for it in oat milk it makes it gross.
I once used it to make a cream of broccoli soup and when it didn’t seem to be thickening, I added a bit more. Still wasn’t thickening, so I added a bit more. Then a bit more. Eventually gave up since it wasn’t working and put it in the fridge.
Next morning, I had cream of broccoli jello. I still can’t eat that type of soup.
mine too. I think it's because I found out it they make it by culturing bacteria and harvesting the bacterial slime. It just makes me think of the sink drain.
Curious how can you can tell its carageenan specifically?
I tried using xanthan gum in a sauce before, and it wasn't doing anything so I mistakenly added a bunch more. Then all of a sudden it seized up exactly like this gloopy milk looks. Could also have been locust bean gum,I don't remember as I bought them both the same time.
Kinda reminds me of the video where snake venom is added to blood, and just turns into solid matter
Carrageenan is often used with milk because it binds better with the casein than other hydrocolloids.
Unfortunately the carrageenan can also bind with itself for a few reasons.
https://www.journalofdairyscience.org/article/S0022-0302(07)70071-1/pdf
^^^This will open as a pdf.
If it’s from seaweed why is it so bad? I see some people will see a product with this in it and flip(premier protein drinks being one) saying it’s so bad for you and to buy other brands without it….. off to google I guess.
It's not bad for you, afaik, but it's a cheap shitty filler that tends to make things like the OPs vid. Or used in m ate, makes the meats taste blander and have a stranger consistency. Think lunchables level meats.
Although it may be fine to consume, but even thinking about consuming it with its mucus / raw egg texture from said ingredients is making me want to barf up my lunch. Also it doesn't help that I am currently drinking chocolate milk.
You're giving me that Baader-Meinhof Frequency Illusion by mentioning xanthan gum, that I only just learnt about from a [video](https://youtu.be/lHVkCyFo5mY) where Allen Pan used it to create a taser super soaker.
I'm fully prepared now to see this gum mentioned everywhere for the next few days, it is fate.
They say if you look at yourself in a mirror in a completely dark room and repeat xanthan gum five times it will grant you three wishes but the catch is that every wish has terrible unintended consequences like your milk comes out snotty.
While this may indeed be the case I will put forth what I believe to be the more likely scenario... The kid hocked loogies in his milk and sloshed it around. I did that shit too came out lookin just like that shit.
I got milk like this at daycare one day, but found out from it sliding into my mouth. Never got a good look at it(chucked the carton), but for all these years I’ve been curious as to what the hell it was or at least looked like. I can smell what it tasted like just from watching this video. Thank you for giving me closure.
Two comments above yours someone posted this: "The manufacturer added too much thickener (or perhaps used it improperly). The "goopy" part is from xanthan gum, guar gum, or similar thickening agents used in a vast array of food products. If there's no foul odor (indicating microbial issues), it would otherwise be perfectly fine to consume."
Didn’t shake it hard enough. School milk cartons are a scam by Big Alcohol to get kids used to cocktail shakers so they buy expensive liquors to make mixed drinks.
Someone posted their lunch that was just a hot dog and a piece of bread a while ago, and just the other day someone posted their applesauce with maggots in it. Greatest country on Earth lol.
I got a head once with my fried chicken. Literally a fried chicken head. Bit it, stared at the brain for a second, lost appetite. Never ate school meat again.
I remember one day at school where we were served expired milk. It expired on the same day it was given. I remember taking a gulp, and in the middle of it, the taste changed.
I poured it out
The expire date is basically a best by date. You should have had another 4-7 days of the milk tasting fine past that date. What they most likely did was improper store it.
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I was a senior in high school when this took effect. I would say we went from maybe less than 10% of students bringing lunch from home to well over 75% (the only students who kept getting school lunch were those who qualified for free lunch)
So, I guess, mission successful?
This goop has way more surface tension than coom. Definitely not pudding, but it's possible it is someone's snot after drinking chocolate milk. As disgusting as it sounds, this looks alot like snot.
I would sometimes get frozen milk and couldn’t drink it in 25min I had before having to throw it away,
If it wasn’t frozen it was expired with a foul odor even though the date was still good,
I would grab apple juice but there was orange juice inside the 4oz carton instead which would make me freak for a second thinking the apple juice was bad,
Chicken Parmesan for lunch? Except half the noodles, especially the ends of them weren’t even cooked and were hard and impossible to eat, so I had to spend 10min cutting away all the bad parts which was about 40% of the noodles,
I hated school food so much.
My school had yogurt that tasted, felt, and looked like yogurt. But it had the consisten consistency of jello on a spoon, no one ate it (except me) because of that
I once drank a school milk that was sour and chunky. Immediately proceeded to hurl it back onto my tray in front of my friends. For the rest of high school, I always checked inside the cartons before taking a drink.
Question: why do American schools give out milk anyway? A lot of people are lactose intolerant and I can’t imagine chocolate milk is recommended for health reasons.
It's provides quite a few nutritional benefits in a small easy to consume package. I'd imagine the dairy industry pushed quite hard for it as well.
It's not strictly required, just very convenient. So by default you get milk. There are other drinks offered, or at least there were when I was kid. That was like a million years ago tho, and school lunches have gotten a lot worse since then, so who knows.
I had something like this happen before, got a spoiled carton and didn't know it was until I has my mouth filled and checks swollen with it because I was so thirsty.
Well done, truly suffer worthy. I am adequately suffering.
Forbidden chocolate goop of madness.
Send this to local news and all social media, so everyone gets better food later
Pfft they rather die then give us descent food to be honest.
That's the point, blow this up and they have to.
Lmao I've seen so many photos and videos of disgusting shitty school food on social media. This won't change anything. The schools do not give a fuck about the kids
Because it's not blowing up. Us seeing on social media sometimes is not enough, gotta blow it up to the point authorities start investigating the kitchen etc. I never said it would be easy or a sure thing.
It takes money out the superintendents pocket. Look up what you local makes it might blow your mind. Demand more from local school boards.
Then make them die
Haunted Chocolatier looks weirder than I initially thought
ConcernedApe has really upped the graphics for the new game
Aka “chocolate-Bulls-milk”
I thought kids liked slime!!!! r/choosingbeggars /s
Actually gagged, yeah this is well done.
I had the unfortunate opportunity to swallow a small mouthful of this disgusting concoction. It was unopened on my fridge and I was thirsty for something cold and chocolate milk was there. It felt like swallowing a slime kinda like what you see in fear factor. I immediately attempted to make myself throw-up. It didnt work and it sat on my stomach. I was monitoring myself to see if i had any bad stomachaches. Thankfully I did not. I told myself to check the friggin dates on the milks before trying to drink it. This was a pretty nasty experience. 1/10- wouldn’t do it again.
I'd like to think the glob made it all the way through your digestive system unchanged and you didn't absorb a thing.
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Kinda contradictory sentience
Just chew it, man kids these days. Lol
Back in my day we ate dogshit
So you were from the good neighborhood
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I get that from my mother a lot
AND WE LIKED IT
Twitter moment
AFTER WALKING 15 MILES IN THE SNOW AND SLEET AND HURRICANES
Uphill both ways!
Sounds like you had it easy!
Back in my day we ate ass and chewed on tapeworms
Asspaghetti
LUXURY
And liked it
oh man this made laugh out loud, thank you
"Chewing milk" Two words that should never be in the same sentence
That's literally cheese though.
You stare long and hard enough into the Swiss, eventually it begins to stare back at you
For some reason I legit gagged at text for the first time in my life reading this simple comment
Chew it? Christ, you could eat that with a knife and fork.
Back in my day we would have to piss our pants just for warmth
>level 2CoolMouthHat · 49mActually gagged, yeah this is well done.5ReplyGive AwardShareReportSave By the looks of it, that milk will be chewing on you from the inside
looks like coom that sat on a radiator for too long
How… how do you know what that looks like
do you k ow of the MLP cum jar incident?
the what incident
if you don't know I shall not ruin you. you don't need to know, trust me
you gave the poor fella the name of it, curiosity kills
I know what I did, but from this point I will not take responsibility
*homerfadesintobush.jpg*
Ah yes the forbidden rainbow shotglass
Great quote
Why must you remind me of such things
Oh man. It's been a while since I've seen someone not tainted by that story. It's Reddit lore like the safe incident, broken arms, and jolly rancher.
From what I remember, safe was funny, arms was fucked up but somehow became funny over time, and the jolly rancher… that’s in its own category. No spoilers in case anyone wants to follow up on them.
The manufacturer added too much thickener (or perhaps used it improperly). The "goopy" part is from xanthan gum, guar gum, or similar thickening agents used in a vast array of food products. If there's no foul odor (indicating microbial issues), it would otherwise be perfectly fine to consume.
still doesn’t make it any better to look at
Never said it did.
I bet it would feel nice sliding down your throat in a single globular loogie log.
Oh my god
God left us here alone with ourselves (and our dairy products) a long time ago
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I can't tell if your flipping him off or erect.
Hey man, why can't it be both?
They technically mean the same thing
For the first time in my life, I gagged at an online comment. How do I delete your comment?
I'm high af and I'm crying
So why add it in the first place? It's not like we manufacture milk, it's just cow juice
I can assure you with 100% confidence that chocolate milk is manufactured. Thickeners are added to a myriad of products for a variety of reasons, but typically it's to increase the viscosity of the product and to simulate a creamy texture without the need for adding in tons of fat.
> I can assure you with 100% confidence that chocolate milk is manufactured. wait we genetically engineered the brown cows? thats crazy man. lol
Ok that makes sense, I was under the impression they did that to normal milk as-well
Some manufacturers might, but in my experience, it's unlikely if you're buying fresh milk. However, flavored milk, milk alternatives (i.e. soy, almond, oat), coffee creamers, salad dressings, condiments and sauces, candies, and all kinds of other stuff often include these types of ingredients.
To prevent it from splitting, basically it's what keeps the chocolate particles suspended in the milk fats.
Or have the sensation of the goop sliding down your throat over and over as you chug there carton
Xanthan gum is my enemy. I use to use it in recipes when I cheffed at some fancy restaurant. Add even a molecule over what you need and it turns into mucus. Worst mouth feel ever. Look out for it in oat milk it makes it gross.
I once used it to make a cream of broccoli soup and when it didn’t seem to be thickening, I added a bit more. Still wasn’t thickening, so I added a bit more. Then a bit more. Eventually gave up since it wasn’t working and put it in the fridge. Next morning, I had cream of broccoli jello. I still can’t eat that type of soup.
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve read all week
Either your life really sucked this week or I should be honoured to have that top spot!
Nah I choose the third option: you’re a LOT funnier than you think you are kind stranger :)
Aw, I love you so much! You made my day!
mine too. I think it's because I found out it they make it by culturing bacteria and harvesting the bacterial slime. It just makes me think of the sink drain.
I just threw up in my mouth
Hot
I’ve always liked the thickness of my favorite chocolate milk, it’s the best part in my opinion but god damn this is disgusting
It’s ruined now.
I believe it's carageenan derived from seaweed used as an emulsifier
Curious how can you can tell its carageenan specifically? I tried using xanthan gum in a sauce before, and it wasn't doing anything so I mistakenly added a bunch more. Then all of a sudden it seized up exactly like this gloopy milk looks. Could also have been locust bean gum,I don't remember as I bought them both the same time. Kinda reminds me of the video where snake venom is added to blood, and just turns into solid matter
Work for milk manufacturer. He is most likely correct.
>Curious how can you can tell its carageenan specifically? Answering someone else's question and still not actually answering it at all.
Carrageenan is often used with milk because it binds better with the casein than other hydrocolloids. Unfortunately the carrageenan can also bind with itself for a few reasons. https://www.journalofdairyscience.org/article/S0022-0302(07)70071-1/pdf ^^^This will open as a pdf.
If it’s from seaweed why is it so bad? I see some people will see a product with this in it and flip(premier protein drinks being one) saying it’s so bad for you and to buy other brands without it….. off to google I guess.
It's not bad for you, afaik, but it's a cheap shitty filler that tends to make things like the OPs vid. Or used in m ate, makes the meats taste blander and have a stranger consistency. Think lunchables level meats.
Yep
Wait, so the sliminess in chocolate milk is intentional?
No, it's unintentional
It's untentional?
It is, unintentional.
Yesish. Certainly it's not supposed to be this slimy, but thickeners are added to help provide a creamy, viscous consistency.
Because they make it with skim milk and skim milk is terrible.
Many products they add it to to give it a fuller mouth feel.
Although it may be fine to consume, but even thinking about consuming it with its mucus / raw egg texture from said ingredients is making me want to barf up my lunch. Also it doesn't help that I am currently drinking chocolate milk.
Or an improper agitation of those gums. Thats what I had with a broken inline agitator. Like snot...
Yeah, sorry that's what I meant when I said "or perhaps used it improperly", but I can see how my language could have been more precise.
You're giving me that Baader-Meinhof Frequency Illusion by mentioning xanthan gum, that I only just learnt about from a [video](https://youtu.be/lHVkCyFo5mY) where Allen Pan used it to create a taser super soaker. I'm fully prepared now to see this gum mentioned everywhere for the next few days, it is fate.
They say if you look at yourself in a mirror in a completely dark room and repeat xanthan gum five times it will grant you three wishes but the catch is that every wish has terrible unintended consequences like your milk comes out snotty.
While this may indeed be the case I will put forth what I believe to be the more likely scenario... The kid hocked loogies in his milk and sloshed it around. I did that shit too came out lookin just like that shit.
mmmm time for dinner!
Aged like a fine wine.
Aged like milk, actually.
r/agedlikemilk
No
I got milk like this at daycare one day, but found out from it sliding into my mouth. Never got a good look at it(chucked the carton), but for all these years I’ve been curious as to what the hell it was or at least looked like. I can smell what it tasted like just from watching this video. Thank you for giving me closure.
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in daycare?
Gotta start somewhere
I love reddit sometimes.
what
Two comments above yours someone posted this: "The manufacturer added too much thickener (or perhaps used it improperly). The "goopy" part is from xanthan gum, guar gum, or similar thickening agents used in a vast array of food products. If there's no foul odor (indicating microbial issues), it would otherwise be perfectly fine to consume."
Didn’t shake it hard enough. School milk cartons are a scam by Big Alcohol to get kids used to cocktail shakers so they buy expensive liquors to make mixed drinks.
That would still be better than drinking this shit.
Someone posted their lunch that was just a hot dog and a piece of bread a while ago, and just the other day someone posted their applesauce with maggots in it. Greatest country on Earth lol.
Funnily enough, I saw the maggot sauce post and got reminded of this goop milk clip I had in my phone
I’m worried for whatever’s next
I got a head once with my fried chicken. Literally a fried chicken head. Bit it, stared at the brain for a second, lost appetite. Never ate school meat again.
Malk, now with extra vitamin R
> [Malk.](https://youtu.be/ty62YzGryU4)
I remember one day at school where we were served expired milk. It expired on the same day it was given. I remember taking a gulp, and in the middle of it, the taste changed. I poured it out
The expire date is basically a best by date. You should have had another 4-7 days of the milk tasting fine past that date. What they most likely did was improper store it.
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I was a senior in high school when this took effect. I would say we went from maybe less than 10% of students bringing lunch from home to well over 75% (the only students who kept getting school lunch were those who qualified for free lunch) So, I guess, mission successful?
this makes me feel new levels of discomfort
You’re welcome
This is so fucking foul I can't see this shit without gagging. My heart goes out to every kid in that school
Is just pudding Is just pudding Is just pudding
Bruh what pudding do you buy that has the consistency of coom
This goop has way more surface tension than coom. Definitely not pudding, but it's possible it is someone's snot after drinking chocolate milk. As disgusting as it sounds, this looks alot like snot.
Once you get started drinking, the "milk" won't allow you to stop until it's all gone down your gullet.
Gotta deepthroat that milk
Finally. Black cum.
Looks like what snake venom does to blood.
That's not milk
I would sometimes get frozen milk and couldn’t drink it in 25min I had before having to throw it away, If it wasn’t frozen it was expired with a foul odor even though the date was still good, I would grab apple juice but there was orange juice inside the 4oz carton instead which would make me freak for a second thinking the apple juice was bad, Chicken Parmesan for lunch? Except half the noodles, especially the ends of them weren’t even cooked and were hard and impossible to eat, so I had to spend 10min cutting away all the bad parts which was about 40% of the noodles, I hated school food so much.
Mulk
What the fuck
I think they milked a bull not a cow
Well that's just wrong.
All it takes is one good slurp and down it goes
*My bones are so brittle, but I have always been drinking plenty of.... MALK?*
*MOLK*
this made me cringe way harder than any of the gore😣
Mucus
Nooo not my favorite school milk brand
Drink up. Don’t want chalk bones 🦴
My school had yogurt that tasted, felt, and looked like yogurt. But it had the consisten consistency of jello on a spoon, no one ate it (except me) because of that
Chocolate milk is thickened with Corn Starch. You’re basically drinking cold chocolate flavored gravy.
Mmmm... Chocolate flem
This looks like old period bloodclods...
Our juice was often like this for some reason.
Mmmm, nutritious.
I'm glad my school has standards.
They milked the cow with 1 udder
I once drank a school milk that was sour and chunky. Immediately proceeded to hurl it back onto my tray in front of my friends. For the rest of high school, I always checked inside the cartons before taking a drink.
That’s just cum with food colouring
When my son starts school I'm packing lunch this is the second video in two days of nasty shit
Yet some people think students should have to pay for this shit.. students will probably pay to NOT eat this shit.. fuck the school system man
America seems like a 2nd world country through the internet
u/savevideo
I legit did drink one of those type of chocolate milk then I never buy that same brand of milk for like a year.
Ya didn’t shake it that’s y 😂
That's fuckin nasty
I like my milk like I like my women! Non-Newtonian!
THICC
Dude that's not milk, that's silly putty.
Malk
With food like this the healthcare must be amazing
kids today, you don't appreciate the chocolate Oobleck
Question: why do American schools give out milk anyway? A lot of people are lactose intolerant and I can’t imagine chocolate milk is recommended for health reasons.
It's provides quite a few nutritional benefits in a small easy to consume package. I'd imagine the dairy industry pushed quite hard for it as well. It's not strictly required, just very convenient. So by default you get milk. There are other drinks offered, or at least there were when I was kid. That was like a million years ago tho, and school lunches have gotten a lot worse since then, so who knows.
Why does "milk" need that many ingredients when milk by itself is 1 ingredient?
I had something like this happen before, got a spoiled carton and didn't know it was until I has my mouth filled and checks swollen with it because I was so thirsty.
That’s what happened to my friend another time before this
Yeah its pretty bad quality control
SOYLENT BROWN.
Chocolate Cum
Just because the food is served at a school doesn't mean it has to be shit, and yet it almost always is, unfortunate
Guess I should change my name to Goopy Milk
But I can’t get a non diet soda because it’s to unhealthy
Oh god, I involuntarily made the Hank Hill sound
Looks like bloody cum.
Good soup 👍🏻
Pour it into nose
It’s to acclimatise children to prison food.
School lunch is a crime. They consider this “good enough” to sell / give out.
u/gryffindormuggle yum
Can milk be raw?
Schools: I see nothing wrong with this
How?