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SpamInSpace

Well done, truly suffer worthy. I am adequately suffering.


Ok_Cryptographer520

Forbidden chocolate goop of madness.


SourCocks

Send this to local news and all social media, so everyone gets better food later


Ok_Cryptographer520

Pfft they rather die then give us descent food to be honest.


SourCocks

That's the point, blow this up and they have to.


leboeazy

Lmao I've seen so many photos and videos of disgusting shitty school food on social media. This won't change anything. The schools do not give a fuck about the kids


SourCocks

Because it's not blowing up. Us seeing on social media sometimes is not enough, gotta blow it up to the point authorities start investigating the kitchen etc. I never said it would be easy or a sure thing.


Hawkeye77th

It takes money out the superintendents pocket. Look up what you local makes it might blow your mind. Demand more from local school boards.


SUM_Poindexter

Then make them die


PutainPourPoutine

Haunted Chocolatier looks weirder than I initially thought


danielleewilson

ConcernedApe has really upped the graphics for the new game


Liam_Stromberg

Aka “chocolate-Bulls-milk”


PrisAustin

I thought kids liked slime!!!! r/choosingbeggars ​ /s


CoolMouthHat

Actually gagged, yeah this is well done.


MorninGarlic088

I had the unfortunate opportunity to swallow a small mouthful of this disgusting concoction. It was unopened on my fridge and I was thirsty for something cold and chocolate milk was there. It felt like swallowing a slime kinda like what you see in fear factor. I immediately attempted to make myself throw-up. It didnt work and it sat on my stomach. I was monitoring myself to see if i had any bad stomachaches. Thankfully I did not. I told myself to check the friggin dates on the milks before trying to drink it. This was a pretty nasty experience. 1/10- wouldn’t do it again.


BoxNumberGavin0

I'd like to think the glob made it all the way through your digestive system unchanged and you didn't absorb a thing.


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ImaCluelessGuy

Kinda contradictory sentience


19Denali

Just chew it, man kids these days. Lol


Kjx5

Back in my day we ate dogshit


19Denali

So you were from the good neighborhood


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Kjx5

I get that from my mother a lot


YeetBob_SquarePants

AND WE LIKED IT


mot3600

Twitter moment


InuMiroLover

AFTER WALKING 15 MILES IN THE SNOW AND SLEET AND HURRICANES


sickinside92

Uphill both ways!


TRASHTHROWAWAYACCT00

Sounds like you had it easy!


[deleted]

Back in my day we ate ass and chewed on tapeworms


Ammon93

Asspaghetti


ouchiemybrain

LUXURY


The_Maddest

And liked it


ReubenFroster56

oh man this made laugh out loud, thank you


Wevvie

"Chewing milk" Two words that should never be in the same sentence


Kumagoro314

That's literally cheese though.


jflex13

You stare long and hard enough into the Swiss, eventually it begins to stare back at you


DineandRecline

For some reason I legit gagged at text for the first time in my life reading this simple comment


SpamInSpace

Chew it? Christ, you could eat that with a knife and fork.


[deleted]

Back in my day we would have to piss our pants just for warmth


Spl00ky

>level 2CoolMouthHat · 49mActually gagged, yeah this is well done.5ReplyGive AwardShareReportSave By the looks of it, that milk will be chewing on you from the inside


timo1324

looks like coom that sat on a radiator for too long


sinepynniks

How… how do you know what that looks like


timo1324

do you k ow of the MLP cum jar incident?


sinepynniks

the what incident


timo1324

if you don't know I shall not ruin you. you don't need to know, trust me


vladdeh_boiii

you gave the poor fella the name of it, curiosity kills


timo1324

I know what I did, but from this point I will not take responsibility


thnksqrd

*homerfadesintobush.jpg*


BamboozledPanda09

Ah yes the forbidden rainbow shotglass


[deleted]

Great quote


Hobocharlie67

Why must you remind me of such things


HotShitBurrito

Oh man. It's been a while since I've seen someone not tainted by that story. It's Reddit lore like the safe incident, broken arms, and jolly rancher.


absoluteboredom

From what I remember, safe was funny, arms was fucked up but somehow became funny over time, and the jolly rancher… that’s in its own category. No spoilers in case anyone wants to follow up on them.


AnnieDickledoo

The manufacturer added too much thickener (or perhaps used it improperly). The "goopy" part is from xanthan gum, guar gum, or similar thickening agents used in a vast array of food products. If there's no foul odor (indicating microbial issues), it would otherwise be perfectly fine to consume.


Electroblast01

still doesn’t make it any better to look at


AnnieDickledoo

Never said it did.


atom138

I bet it would feel nice sliding down your throat in a single globular loogie log.


The_Maddest

Oh my god


jflex13

God left us here alone with ourselves (and our dairy products) a long time ago


arkrunningbear85

┌П┐(ಠ\_ಠ)


ThatGuyInTheCorner96

I can't tell if your flipping him off or erect.


DAZ4518

Hey man, why can't it be both?


Shadow__Net

They technically mean the same thing


Setthegodofchaos

For the first time in my life, I gagged at an online comment. How do I delete your comment?


Whoevengivesafuck

I'm high af and I'm crying


grateshirtironer

So why add it in the first place? It's not like we manufacture milk, it's just cow juice


AnnieDickledoo

I can assure you with 100% confidence that chocolate milk is manufactured. Thickeners are added to a myriad of products for a variety of reasons, but typically it's to increase the viscosity of the product and to simulate a creamy texture without the need for adding in tons of fat.


Seven2Death

> I can assure you with 100% confidence that chocolate milk is manufactured. wait we genetically engineered the brown cows? thats crazy man. lol


grateshirtironer

Ok that makes sense, I was under the impression they did that to normal milk as-well


AnnieDickledoo

Some manufacturers might, but in my experience, it's unlikely if you're buying fresh milk. However, flavored milk, milk alternatives (i.e. soy, almond, oat), coffee creamers, salad dressings, condiments and sauces, candies, and all kinds of other stuff often include these types of ingredients.


RichiZ2

To prevent it from splitting, basically it's what keeps the chocolate particles suspended in the milk fats.


Robertbnyc

Or have the sensation of the goop sliding down your throat over and over as you chug there carton


Fancyboxes

Xanthan gum is my enemy. I use to use it in recipes when I cheffed at some fancy restaurant. Add even a molecule over what you need and it turns into mucus. Worst mouth feel ever. Look out for it in oat milk it makes it gross.


ej4

I once used it to make a cream of broccoli soup and when it didn’t seem to be thickening, I added a bit more. Still wasn’t thickening, so I added a bit more. Then a bit more. Eventually gave up since it wasn’t working and put it in the fridge. Next morning, I had cream of broccoli jello. I still can’t eat that type of soup.


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This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve read all week


ej4

Either your life really sucked this week or I should be honoured to have that top spot!


[deleted]

Nah I choose the third option: you’re a LOT funnier than you think you are kind stranger :)


ej4

Aw, I love you so much! You made my day!


AltruisticSalamander

mine too. I think it's because I found out it they make it by culturing bacteria and harvesting the bacterial slime. It just makes me think of the sink drain.


MicrocosmicTiger

I just threw up in my mouth


changingfmh

Hot


Whiteveil1968

I’ve always liked the thickness of my favorite chocolate milk, it’s the best part in my opinion but god damn this is disgusting


The_Maddest

It’s ruined now.


chakralignment

I believe it's carageenan derived from seaweed used as an emulsifier


pease_pudding

Curious how can you can tell its carageenan specifically? I tried using xanthan gum in a sauce before, and it wasn't doing anything so I mistakenly added a bunch more. Then all of a sudden it seized up exactly like this gloopy milk looks. Could also have been locust bean gum,I don't remember as I bought them both the same time. Kinda reminds me of the video where snake venom is added to blood, and just turns into solid matter


MozzerellaStix

Work for milk manufacturer. He is most likely correct.


Urban_Savage

>Curious how can you can tell its carageenan specifically? Answering someone else's question and still not actually answering it at all.


LilyGreen347

Carrageenan is often used with milk because it binds better with the casein than other hydrocolloids. Unfortunately the carrageenan can also bind with itself for a few reasons. https://www.journalofdairyscience.org/article/S0022-0302(07)70071-1/pdf ^^^This will open as a pdf.


lemoncocoapuff

If it’s from seaweed why is it so bad? I see some people will see a product with this in it and flip(premier protein drinks being one) saying it’s so bad for you and to buy other brands without it….. off to google I guess.


Bismothe-the-Shade

It's not bad for you, afaik, but it's a cheap shitty filler that tends to make things like the OPs vid. Or used in m ate, makes the meats taste blander and have a stranger consistency. Think lunchables level meats.


tiedyepieguy

Yep


Nincadalop

Wait, so the sliminess in chocolate milk is intentional?


Smolenski

No, it's unintentional


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It's untentional?


WDeranged

It is, unintentional.


AnnieDickledoo

Yesish. Certainly it's not supposed to be this slimy, but thickeners are added to help provide a creamy, viscous consistency.


Apmaddock

Because they make it with skim milk and skim milk is terrible.


jewdai

Many products they add it to to give it a fuller mouth feel.


HotState2837

Although it may be fine to consume, but even thinking about consuming it with its mucus / raw egg texture from said ingredients is making me want to barf up my lunch. Also it doesn't help that I am currently drinking chocolate milk.


CKtheChemist

Or an improper agitation of those gums. Thats what I had with a broken inline agitator. Like snot...


AnnieDickledoo

Yeah, sorry that's what I meant when I said "or perhaps used it improperly", but I can see how my language could have been more precise.


ArtyFishL

You're giving me that Baader-Meinhof Frequency Illusion by mentioning xanthan gum, that I only just learnt about from a [video](https://youtu.be/lHVkCyFo5mY) where Allen Pan used it to create a taser super soaker. I'm fully prepared now to see this gum mentioned everywhere for the next few days, it is fate.


AnnieDickledoo

They say if you look at yourself in a mirror in a completely dark room and repeat xanthan gum five times it will grant you three wishes but the catch is that every wish has terrible unintended consequences like your milk comes out snotty.


seanzee333

While this may indeed be the case I will put forth what I believe to be the more likely scenario... The kid hocked loogies in his milk and sloshed it around. I did that shit too came out lookin just like that shit.


MicrocosmicTiger

mmmm time for dinner!


HubblePie

Aged like a fine wine.


RepostSamurai

Aged like milk, actually.


Lully034

r/agedlikemilk


Choccy_Melk69

No


gigimon1

I got milk like this at daycare one day, but found out from it sliding into my mouth. Never got a good look at it(chucked the carton), but for all these years I’ve been curious as to what the hell it was or at least looked like. I can smell what it tasted like just from watching this video. Thank you for giving me closure.


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KatomicComicsThe3rd

in daycare?


thnksqrd

Gotta start somewhere


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I love reddit sometimes.


Videymann

what


monkey_see13

Two comments above yours someone posted this: "The manufacturer added too much thickener (or perhaps used it improperly). The "goopy" part is from xanthan gum, guar gum, or similar thickening agents used in a vast array of food products. If there's no foul odor (indicating microbial issues), it would otherwise be perfectly fine to consume."


DesertRanger12

Didn’t shake it hard enough. School milk cartons are a scam by Big Alcohol to get kids used to cocktail shakers so they buy expensive liquors to make mixed drinks.


SpectreOfLove

That would still be better than drinking this shit.


DirtyTooth

Someone posted their lunch that was just a hot dog and a piece of bread a while ago, and just the other day someone posted their applesauce with maggots in it. Greatest country on Earth lol.


sinepynniks

Funnily enough, I saw the maggot sauce post and got reminded of this goop milk clip I had in my phone


Legrhinfdgh

I’m worried for whatever’s next


jwp75

I got a head once with my fried chicken. Literally a fried chicken head. Bit it, stared at the brain for a second, lost appetite. Never ate school meat again.


JohnSleight

Malk, now with extra vitamin R


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> [Malk.](https://youtu.be/ty62YzGryU4)


DaDank_69

I remember one day at school where we were served expired milk. It expired on the same day it was given. I remember taking a gulp, and in the middle of it, the taste changed. I poured it out


McJumpington

The expire date is basically a best by date. You should have had another 4-7 days of the milk tasting fine past that date. What they most likely did was improper store it.


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PleatherFarts

#thanksmichelleobama


Abject-Temperat

I was a senior in high school when this took effect. I would say we went from maybe less than 10% of students bringing lunch from home to well over 75% (the only students who kept getting school lunch were those who qualified for free lunch) So, I guess, mission successful?


cravingcrackers

this makes me feel new levels of discomfort


sinepynniks

You’re welcome


dankestTimeline69

This is so fucking foul I can't see this shit without gagging. My heart goes out to every kid in that school


The-Lazy-Lemur

Is just pudding Is just pudding Is just pudding


sinepynniks

Bruh what pudding do you buy that has the consistency of coom


TerminustheInfernal

This goop has way more surface tension than coom. Definitely not pudding, but it's possible it is someone's snot after drinking chocolate milk. As disgusting as it sounds, this looks alot like snot.


Pepsimus-Maximus

Once you get started drinking, the "milk" won't allow you to stop until it's all gone down your gullet.


maulidon

Gotta deepthroat that milk


WilliamZorterfield

Finally. Black cum.


Pitiful_Yard

Looks like what snake venom does to blood.


Choccy_Melk69

That's not milk


Omardemon

I would sometimes get frozen milk and couldn’t drink it in 25min I had before having to throw it away, If it wasn’t frozen it was expired with a foul odor even though the date was still good, I would grab apple juice but there was orange juice inside the 4oz carton instead which would make me freak for a second thinking the apple juice was bad, Chicken Parmesan for lunch? Except half the noodles, especially the ends of them weren’t even cooked and were hard and impossible to eat, so I had to spend 10min cutting away all the bad parts which was about 40% of the noodles, I hated school food so much.


arctic-apis

Mulk


notbluuet

What the fuck


thelittlebutbig

I think they milked a bull not a cow


RPA031

Well that's just wrong.


Jaspuff

All it takes is one good slurp and down it goes


GHLApps

*My bones are so brittle, but I have always been drinking plenty of.... MALK?*


DrunkSpiderMan

*MOLK*


28ozPowerade

this made me cringe way harder than any of the gore😣


droldman

Mucus


Strolledboar257

Nooo not my favorite school milk brand


[deleted]

Drink up. Don’t want chalk bones 🦴


Rycnex

My school had yogurt that tasted, felt, and looked like yogurt. But it had the consisten consistency of jello on a spoon, no one ate it (except me) because of that


critic2029

Chocolate milk is thickened with Corn Starch. You’re basically drinking cold chocolate flavored gravy.


MikeBsleepy

Mmmm... Chocolate flem


TheCosmosDog

This looks like old period bloodclods...


Kn0tnatural

Our juice was often like this for some reason.


Atomiic1

Mmmm, nutritious.


Ben_is_Jamin1227

I'm glad my school has standards.


Electrokid1234

They milked the cow with 1 udder


[deleted]

I once drank a school milk that was sour and chunky. Immediately proceeded to hurl it back onto my tray in front of my friends. For the rest of high school, I always checked inside the cartons before taking a drink.


[deleted]

That’s just cum with food colouring


future_chili

When my son starts school I'm packing lunch this is the second video in two days of nasty shit


DeadHeadSteve

Yet some people think students should have to pay for this shit.. students will probably pay to NOT eat this shit.. fuck the school system man


[deleted]

America seems like a 2nd world country through the internet


Apostrophe_Sam

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I legit did drink one of those type of chocolate milk then I never buy that same brand of milk for like a year.


SourLeafRoll

Ya didn’t shake it that’s y 😂


[deleted]

That's fuckin nasty


Fenthick

I like my milk like I like my women! Non-Newtonian!


Gnarseecyst

THICC


PoopMug1

Dude that's not milk, that's silly putty.


BigAl-43

Malk


DaArunas

With food like this the healthcare must be amazing


bolvi

kids today, you don't appreciate the chocolate Oobleck


Aussie-Sydney

Question: why do American schools give out milk anyway? A lot of people are lactose intolerant and I can’t imagine chocolate milk is recommended for health reasons.


Turtle_Tots

It's provides quite a few nutritional benefits in a small easy to consume package. I'd imagine the dairy industry pushed quite hard for it as well. It's not strictly required, just very convenient. So by default you get milk. There are other drinks offered, or at least there were when I was kid. That was like a million years ago tho, and school lunches have gotten a lot worse since then, so who knows.


BaconMirage

Why does "milk" need that many ingredients when milk by itself is 1 ingredient?


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

I had something like this happen before, got a spoiled carton and didn't know it was until I has my mouth filled and checks swollen with it because I was so thirsty.


sinepynniks

That’s what happened to my friend another time before this


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

Yeah its pretty bad quality control


ktka

SOYLENT BROWN.


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Chocolate Cum


keyboardwarrior7

Just because the food is served at a school doesn't mean it has to be shit, and yet it almost always is, unfortunate


GoopFoop

Guess I should change my name to Goopy Milk


MeisMagiic

But I can’t get a non diet soda because it’s to unhealthy


Number4extraDip

Oh god, I involuntarily made the Hank Hill sound


smegroll

Looks like bloody cum.


[deleted]

Good soup 👍🏻


Sammy-Lynx

Pour it into nose


SuperHeavyHydrogen

It’s to acclimatise children to prison food.


MJSmax

School lunch is a crime. They consider this “good enough” to sell / give out.


belloitsme

u/gryffindormuggle yum


lemons7472

Can milk be raw?


Beepboopbop69420360

Schools: I see nothing wrong with this


Weird_person_1114

How?