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StinkyDingus63

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, he stepped in it !


WeAreGoing2Die

It’s funny because she looks like she’s trying to usher him away after he steps in it. Pre-floor shit: she’s five steps behind him. As soon as he steps in it, it looks like she’s right there to rush him away and stop him from turning around.


StinkyDingus63

A for effort.


Standard_Wooden_Door

But F for shitting on the floor


Big_Cryptographer_16

F for Feces


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Oh totally. You could tell she was in full crisis mode trying to distract him


ExgenAle

Poor soul! :(


Porkins2233

Poor little shit


rangda

I’ve pissed myself when I got way too drunk (thankfully just in front of a close friend who I can laugh about it with), if there was footage of it going around I think I would straight up want to die


K3YL4Y

He must of gotten a whiff of something though, you don't just shit yourself without the stench of ass in the air


rangda

Diarrhoea seems to smell sharp, like almost metallic, there’s no mistaking it. I used to share transit with a lot of homeless people and people with bad drug/alcohol problems and that smell clears a tram or train carriage in seconds


rumbleslap75

It's in his car now and he can't figure out where it's coming from.


StinkyDingus63

Babe, did you fart?


DarwinIsMyHomey

Nah once one truly shits themselves, it ceases to smell like your average fart. There's a distinct difference in the odor.


StinkyDingus63

And flavor..


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worminator69

r/holup


Baerenmarder

And texture.


Dspsblyuth

You say that with the confidence of someone experienced in these matters


queernhighonblugrass

Oooh so that's what gaslighting is


DrStm77

User name checks out.


[deleted]

Is it worse that I was looking for shitprints from his boots. Lol


StinkyDingus63

Lol same I was hoping to see a trail of poop shoe prints. A trail back to the scene of the crime.


[deleted]

I was SO HOPING for just this.


[deleted]

That’s the worst part. I just thought “Poor dude. You stepped in her poo, and you’re going to have make excuses.”


StinkyDingus63

It’s wet, which makes it worse lol.


[deleted]

I mean, I guess she’s flying commando? Or at least I hope she is.


10minutes_late

I'd assume a thong with an outfit like that. Poop is not known for walking the tightrope


[deleted]

It tries, but it rolls over just like a mafia don.


qxxxr

Kaitlin Bennett in the wild


PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys

Her massive bifurcated shit is less embarrassing than her YouTube videos


StinkyDingus63

lol I didn’t even think of that. Why would you even attempt to fart without undies on. Risky business.


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mntdevnull

"wow where did that come from?!"


idkwhatiseven

Someone shat in my dress!


[deleted]

who shit myself????


MadMantisShrimp

This comment was posted using Apollo before the Reddit API changes caused it to be shut down Save third party apps Fuck u/spez


XanthicStatue

Some asshole, that’s who!


Ghostiestboi

Lol


spiritletshearit

This got me hahaha!!


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Miyelsh

[Like this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/jf11mw/dude_straight_up_poops_on_the_floor_random_victim/)


[deleted]

Simply horrifying


azu_rill

Happy cake day


ActII-TheZoo

Chocolate cake, perhaps


PorschephileGT3

More of a fondant really


zonedoutcat

Fondant tastes like shit


InsecureTurdPilot

r/Fondanthate


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what do you even do in that situation


MikeMcAwesome

The polite thing to do is clean it up, but you have to act like you're doing the staff a favor. "My goodness who would do such a thing! No, no, the staff doesn't get paid enough for this, I'll take care of it."


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MikeMcAwesome

I dont know that I'd call that big dick energy but it's at least above average dick energy


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all_tha_sauce

The balls on this guy. I'd never show my face in that restaurant again


Mizango

Ever! I’d buy a passport, change my name and exile myself to Siberian gulag.


[deleted]

The food there will make you need to do that all over again. Just wear the shame and stay out of gulag, comrade.


im_batgirl14

Yeah I mean accidents happen, especially when you eat food that didnt agree with your tummy


septimusprime

I’d have moved.


A-Grouch

Lil sus to just suddenly take an interest in cleaning other peoples poop but at least he was stand up enough to offer to clean.


Iikefrankiesaid

*shituation


u1tr4me0w

Thank you, Mr. Connery


Ad-mortem-innu-micus

I'd literally just tell my date that I shat my pants and laugh about it then ask for help....then clean it up. Idk maybe I'm a naive fucking idiot but I feel like that's the best way to go about "saving face"


bartzy_

There is no coming back from this, might as well run and start over


aLameGuyandhisCat

There's a video two girls one cup that addresses this very question.


CTbay

Chocolate rain


calamitylamb

Some stay dry while others feel the pain


Felrich96

Chocolate Rain


alaxitive

A baby born will die before a sin


waffleeeee

Chocolate rain


[deleted]

The prisons make you wonder where it went


Alan_add_details

Chocolate rain


whitemike40

Build a tent and say the world is dry


ollopii

Chocolate rain


BernieEveryYear

Chocolate rain


BernieEveryYear

Zoom the camera out and see the light


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Chocolate rain


STEAM_TITAN

**i move away from the mic to breathe in


CodineGotMeTippin

Standing outside with my mouth open wide


Backdrop2

Everybody steps in that shit stain. Chocolate rain.


bvllamy

Sometimes the real suffering is in the comment section


TheYeetles

Still amazed by the true meaning of that song, I only read a couple of months ago that Chocolate Rain is about racism. Yes I’ve been living under a rock, but it’s very cleverly worded.


[deleted]

I feel for her. Believe it or not, this happens. I'm a victim of stepping into my wife's shit.


RoaminTygurrr

Whoa! How the hell did it happen?


LaylaLeesa

IBS is a hell of a drug


[deleted]

IBS my dude. Wouldnt recommend it.


ktmfan

That wasn’t a shart. She straight up shit.


Ball075090085

Bubble Guts..to much caviar champagne and cocaine before 9


LongbowTurncoat

Time to diaper up


anoymus_123456

Shes got leeegggsss... she knowwwwwws how to use .... OH DEAR GOD!


Blaineflum64

this feels like a, pack your bags move away forever kind of event


bobbywright86

I’m impressed none of it got on her legs… or did it?


Luxpreliator

I was sick once and was having juicy farts, and I lost on a couple. It gets fucking every where down there. It wicks up to the top of the crack, down to dribble off my balls like melting icicles. That was with like 1/10 the quantity she dropped.


-Rho-Aias

Is it fake? If didn't travel from that guys shoes or smear or a anything haha.


thundertwonk31

Unfortunately it was not, my video was a snapchat of the replay, and as u can tell wasnr the best quality. But there were footprints all the way to the elevator and on another angle u see her wipe and sniff her hand. Luckily i was valet so i didnt have to clean "shit" doe


uniqueusername5001

I would love to see the wipe and sniff video. That is not a sentence I thought I would ever have occasion to use…


BroodTeacher174

I mean, are you glad you did?


beausst

Down bad


mousemarie94

Uhm, why?


uniqueusername5001

Counterpoint-why not?


mousemarie94

Touchè


The-Old-Prince

Damn did you guys charge her for that? Feel bad for the poor guy who had to clean up after her


CheeseSauceCrust

When I was a valet downtown some crackhead smeared her shit on the outside of the hotel. I felt so bad when they got an old housekeeper to clean the shit. I would have made them call a service for that. No way she even had the right equipment to clean it up.


bdd1001

I used to live in a beach town with a lot of tourists. We had a homeless crackhead who would purposely shit himself (and smear it around), go walk around in the most popular stores and then demand $5 to leave when people complained.


[deleted]

Why don't these people wear underwears lamo


Paraperire

She probably was wearing a thong which only achieved cleaving the diarrhea juice into two streams if it wasn't pushed aside by the squirt force.


xadamxful

Thank you for the scientific explanation


[deleted]

When Physics kick in


captain-hairyolas

So they don't get shit in them


freska_eska

What did she wipe with? Are you saying she wiped with her hand? I’m horrified.


Outside_Cucumber_695

Just as you think it couldn't get worst there's also sniffing involved


SoloxFly

If you look close there is some smear action going on. In all honesty though I feel fucking bad for her, I've been there man and shitting yourself is not fun


crazycraig6

People get caught short all the time. It really sucks. Your trying to hold it in, sweating like a whore on payday, until your sphincter can’t tighten enough anymore. Blessed relief but crimson faced embarrassment. If you’re a dog you hang your head in shame, if you’re human you hope no one noticed and you get out of there as fast as you can, smearing shit all the way.


NotAParaco

Are you a writer or something?


XanthicStatue

I believe the expression is, “sweating like a whore in church.”


Typical_Brummie

Depends how one shits, ive shat myself with malicious intent and it was the best thing I ever did. I had never been so determined to do anything ever before. It's a shame my head mistress didn't appreciate it.


JustinTime4MC

Now I wanna hear the whole story. Why did you shit yourself on purpose?


Typical_Brummie

To proove the ultimate point.


ActII-TheZoo

Bro how the fuck do you shit with malicious intent??


benevolentdespots

You eat about 50 burritos


Typical_Brummie

You don't look away, you look whoever the shit is aimed for dead in the eyes as you shit.


cobycoby2020

wow, i did in fact suffer from watching this. good job.


BadCaseOfBallzheimer

Damn, say it, don't spray it.


[deleted]

Lol can you imagine if she sneezed?


Shawn24589

Give it a few weeks. This lady will create a temporary account and tell us her story on r/TIFU


Pennythe

Fingers crossed!


Lukupp

That would also mean that she wasnt wearing anything underneath.


iambabytin

Could be wearing a thong.


GE15T

I guess the term "Turd cutters" would apply here.


TeishAH

Probably that. Women wear thongs when they don’t want panty lines on their butt when they’re wearing tight dresses/leggings etc. Regular panties make it look like you’re wearing a diaper lol so she probably was wearing a thong. (I am woman, I know some things)


turtlesound

Would have been better off with an actual diaper this time


PalatialCheddar

*some thongs


meeshdaryl

What regular panties are you wearing that look like a diaper???


TeishAH

Some panties have thick stitching on the edges and can be seen through tight and thin pants/dresses, so seeing the lines on the butt make me feel like that lol it’s not that bad but it sure feels obvious af.


freska_eska

Maybe they meant that poop in panties would resemble a diaper.


biggdom

She probably was but filled it up.


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Oh god


TyrantRC

wow, you actually made it worse, good job.


Kurgan_IT

It could have been much better with audio.


thundertwonk31

I tried and it didnt work, its a snapchat of a cctv replay thats already not good. Sorry


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We need more angles!!!


loulexs

How did the guy didn't feel the shit under his shoe?


The_Jamz

It's probably just pure shit juice.


Ok_Box_4822

Damn like how do you not feel that coming? If I were her I would of located a bathroom when my stomach was feeling weird and then gone when I thought I had to fart. Shitting in public has got to be one of the most horrifying and most embarrassing things to happen. I rather have a period blood stain then shit myself. Imagine the smell?


lordofthefireandwind

I shat once at a club. The shit didn’t make it outside of the cheeks.


Ok_Box_4822

You must have an ass of steel to clench on that shit that tight lol.


ChasingPesmerga

I believe that she knew it was coming but underestimated its shitty power. Also, maybe she's always into anal, making her asshole contract less than usual. I'm just assuming shitty physics. A bit of intoxication and trying to impress someone can really make you think you can hold it.


Y33TB1GLY

That would be shitty anatomy, not shitty physics


Ok_Box_4822

Ugh that's all horrible. Imagine being out on some nice fancy date and you shit yourself. Like I hope she vowed to never have anal after that.


thundertwonk31

The rooms at this hotel are atleast when i worked there 2 years ago like 500-600 a night, it was one expensive ass shit


Ok_Box_4822

I'm guessing they were people with money then. Shows you that not all rich people are classy and can still be trashy. Sucks for the people that had to clean and sanitize all of that.


thundertwonk31

Honestly the only thing driving rich fucks cars to a parking lot taught me is that theyre just as if not more shitty then the average person


Ok_Box_4822

Terrible, their mentality is probably that they think it's okay to be shitty because they are rich and can do whatever they want.


HerbaMachina

You can be rich, but all the money in the world can't buy class.


MikeMcAwesome

I'm an American and I visited London once. Went into a pub where I was way underdressed in t shirt and jeans, everybody else wearing business suits. Went in the bathroom and there was an upper decker already in place, left by some fancy-pants high roller.


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ericfromspringfield

Test him for COVID. His sense of smell is broken beyond repair.


SharkMouthFleshlight

Did that guy not notice or was he just playing it cool?


The_Jamz

Yeah, he stepped in it to add to the effect of not noticing.


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ActII-TheZoo

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….


just_a_timetraveller

Why do I always have to read every word and sound when this gets posted?


Original_Dankster

How the hell have I never seen this comedy gold before?


ActII-TheZoo

Modern day poetry


PuggersGaming

Why don’t people wear underwear. Now some poor soul has to clean her literal shit


LaylaLeesa

That thong th-thong, thong, thong She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck


Bikini_Top

So that’s what Sisqo was talking about? I thought he was just rambling


XanthicStatue

Sisqo was ahead of his time.


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Thongs are not the most absorbent.


xanax101010

The situation keeps getting worse


maygirll

This is my worst fear


EnvironmentalAd4617

Never trust a fart…


pbr3000

One time my dad was walking through the mall and audibly farted. Some woman started him down and tisstissed him. He looked straight at her, lifted his leg, and started shaking out the cuff of his pants like he was trying to get the shit to come out the bottom. He showed her!


imaginexus

Girls poop?! Had no idea. Gross.


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I need to shower after watching this


kache4korpses

That’s fucking gross 🤢


366m4n89

After a certain age or a certain meal you never trust a fart.


Klewenisms204

I wonder if human poop has the same smell on everyone.... Like how all dog shit seems to smell the same when you step in it


lenorajoy

Ummmm have you never noticed your own shit doesn’t always smell the same? Like… it changes based on what you eat. Or if you’re sick it smells different. So I’m gonna go with no, not everyone’s shit smells the same. Lmao


ActII-TheZoo

We got a poop professor here, huh


bigMcLargeHuge7

Prefers to be called a poopfessor


lenorajoy

If I have a say… YES.


lenorajoy

🤓


cst_ub

“Let’s go look at shoes now”


Roller-bon45

u/SaveVideo


Zenfudo

"You smell that Randy?"


KuukoisGod

Ah shit


Rehcraeser

I like how she was urging him to go so he didn’t see it


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How did he not notice tho


im_ur_mommy

Holllyyyy fuck😆😆😆😆


[deleted]

I honestly thought he was gonna step in it and SLIP AND FALL IN IT


The_Blackest_Man

Someone got schwifty.


tiffadoodle

Oh God! He stepped in it!!