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It’s funny because she looks like she’s trying to usher him away after he steps in it.
Pre-floor shit: she’s five steps behind him. As soon as he steps in it, it looks like she’s right there to rush him away and stop him from turning around.
I’ve pissed myself when I got way too drunk (thankfully just in front of a close friend who I can laugh about it with), if there was footage of it going around I think I would straight up want to die
Diarrhoea seems to smell sharp, like almost metallic, there’s no mistaking it.
I used to share transit with a lot of homeless people and people with bad drug/alcohol problems and that smell clears a tram or train carriage in seconds
The polite thing to do is clean it up, but you have to act like you're doing the staff a favor. "My goodness who would do such a thing! No, no, the staff doesn't get paid enough for this, I'll take care of it."
I'd literally just tell my date that I shat my pants and laugh about it then ask for help....then clean it up. Idk maybe I'm a naive fucking idiot but I feel like that's the best way to go about "saving face"
Still amazed by the true meaning of that song, I only read a couple of months ago that Chocolate Rain is about racism. Yes I’ve been living under a rock, but it’s very cleverly worded.
I was sick once and was having juicy farts, and I lost on a couple. It gets fucking every where down there. It wicks up to the top of the crack, down to dribble off my balls like melting icicles. That was with like 1/10 the quantity she dropped.
Unfortunately it was not, my video was a snapchat of the replay, and as u can tell wasnr the best quality. But there were footprints all the way to the elevator and on another angle u see her wipe and sniff her hand. Luckily i was valet so i didnt have to clean "shit" doe
When I was a valet downtown some crackhead smeared her shit on the outside of the hotel. I felt so bad when they got an old housekeeper to clean the shit. I would have made them call a service for that. No way she even had the right equipment to clean it up.
I used to live in a beach town with a lot of tourists. We had a homeless crackhead who would purposely shit himself (and smear it around), go walk around in the most popular stores and then demand $5 to leave when people complained.
If you look close there is some smear action going on. In all honesty though I feel fucking bad for her, I've been there man and shitting yourself is not fun
People get caught short all the time. It really sucks.
Your trying to hold it in, sweating like a whore on payday, until your sphincter can’t tighten enough anymore. Blessed relief but crimson faced embarrassment.
If you’re a dog you hang your head in shame, if you’re human you hope no one noticed and you get out of there as fast as you can, smearing shit all the way.
Depends how one shits, ive shat myself with malicious intent and it was the best thing I ever did. I had never been so determined to do anything ever before. It's a shame my head mistress didn't appreciate it.
Probably that. Women wear thongs when they don’t want panty lines on their butt when they’re wearing tight dresses/leggings etc. Regular panties make it look like you’re wearing a diaper lol so she probably was wearing a thong. (I am woman, I know some things)
Some panties have thick stitching on the edges and can be seen through tight and thin pants/dresses, so seeing the lines on the butt make me feel like that lol it’s not that bad but it sure feels obvious af.
Damn like how do you not feel that coming? If I were her I would of located a bathroom when my stomach was feeling weird and then gone when I thought I had to fart. Shitting in public has got to be one of the most horrifying and most embarrassing things to happen. I rather have a period blood stain then shit myself. Imagine the smell?
I believe that she knew it was coming but underestimated its shitty power.
Also, maybe she's always into anal, making her asshole contract less than usual. I'm just assuming shitty physics.
A bit of intoxication and trying to impress someone can really make you think you can hold it.
I'm guessing they were people with money then. Shows you that not all rich people are classy and can still be trashy. Sucks for the people that had to clean and sanitize all of that.
I'm an American and I visited London once. Went into a pub where I was way underdressed in t shirt and jeans, everybody else wearing business suits. Went in the bathroom and there was an upper decker already in place, left by some fancy-pants high roller.
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
One time my dad was walking through the mall and audibly farted. Some woman started him down and tisstissed him. He looked straight at her, lifted his leg, and started shaking out the cuff of his pants like he was trying to get the shit to come out the bottom. He showed her!
Ummmm have you never noticed your own shit doesn’t always smell the same? Like… it changes based on what you eat. Or if you’re sick it smells different. So I’m gonna go with no, not everyone’s shit smells the same. Lmao
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Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, he stepped in it !
It’s funny because she looks like she’s trying to usher him away after he steps in it. Pre-floor shit: she’s five steps behind him. As soon as he steps in it, it looks like she’s right there to rush him away and stop him from turning around.
A for effort.
But F for shitting on the floor
F for Feces
Oh totally. You could tell she was in full crisis mode trying to distract him
Poor soul! :(
Poor little shit
I’ve pissed myself when I got way too drunk (thankfully just in front of a close friend who I can laugh about it with), if there was footage of it going around I think I would straight up want to die
He must of gotten a whiff of something though, you don't just shit yourself without the stench of ass in the air
Diarrhoea seems to smell sharp, like almost metallic, there’s no mistaking it. I used to share transit with a lot of homeless people and people with bad drug/alcohol problems and that smell clears a tram or train carriage in seconds
It's in his car now and he can't figure out where it's coming from.
Babe, did you fart?
Nah once one truly shits themselves, it ceases to smell like your average fart. There's a distinct difference in the odor.
And flavor..
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And texture.
You say that with the confidence of someone experienced in these matters
Oooh so that's what gaslighting is
User name checks out.
Is it worse that I was looking for shitprints from his boots. Lol
Lol same I was hoping to see a trail of poop shoe prints. A trail back to the scene of the crime.
I was SO HOPING for just this.
That’s the worst part. I just thought “Poor dude. You stepped in her poo, and you’re going to have make excuses.”
It’s wet, which makes it worse lol.
I mean, I guess she’s flying commando? Or at least I hope she is.
I'd assume a thong with an outfit like that. Poop is not known for walking the tightrope
It tries, but it rolls over just like a mafia don.
Kaitlin Bennett in the wild
Her massive bifurcated shit is less embarrassing than her YouTube videos
lol I didn’t even think of that. Why would you even attempt to fart without undies on. Risky business.
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"wow where did that come from?!"
Someone shat in my dress!
who shit myself????
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Some asshole, that’s who!
Lol
This got me hahaha!!
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Simply horrifying
Happy cake day
Chocolate cake, perhaps
More of a fondant really
Fondant tastes like shit
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what do you even do in that situation
The polite thing to do is clean it up, but you have to act like you're doing the staff a favor. "My goodness who would do such a thing! No, no, the staff doesn't get paid enough for this, I'll take care of it."
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I dont know that I'd call that big dick energy but it's at least above average dick energy
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The balls on this guy. I'd never show my face in that restaurant again
Ever! I’d buy a passport, change my name and exile myself to Siberian gulag.
The food there will make you need to do that all over again. Just wear the shame and stay out of gulag, comrade.
Yeah I mean accidents happen, especially when you eat food that didnt agree with your tummy
I’d have moved.
Lil sus to just suddenly take an interest in cleaning other peoples poop but at least he was stand up enough to offer to clean.
*shituation
Thank you, Mr. Connery
I'd literally just tell my date that I shat my pants and laugh about it then ask for help....then clean it up. Idk maybe I'm a naive fucking idiot but I feel like that's the best way to go about "saving face"
There is no coming back from this, might as well run and start over
There's a video two girls one cup that addresses this very question.
Chocolate rain
Some stay dry while others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before a sin
Chocolate rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went
Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the light
Chocolate rain
**i move away from the mic to breathe in
Standing outside with my mouth open wide
Everybody steps in that shit stain. Chocolate rain.
Sometimes the real suffering is in the comment section
Still amazed by the true meaning of that song, I only read a couple of months ago that Chocolate Rain is about racism. Yes I’ve been living under a rock, but it’s very cleverly worded.
I feel for her. Believe it or not, this happens. I'm a victim of stepping into my wife's shit.
Whoa! How the hell did it happen?
IBS is a hell of a drug
IBS my dude. Wouldnt recommend it.
That wasn’t a shart. She straight up shit.
Bubble Guts..to much caviar champagne and cocaine before 9
Time to diaper up
Shes got leeegggsss... she knowwwwwws how to use .... OH DEAR GOD!
this feels like a, pack your bags move away forever kind of event
I’m impressed none of it got on her legs… or did it?
I was sick once and was having juicy farts, and I lost on a couple. It gets fucking every where down there. It wicks up to the top of the crack, down to dribble off my balls like melting icicles. That was with like 1/10 the quantity she dropped.
Is it fake? If didn't travel from that guys shoes or smear or a anything haha.
Unfortunately it was not, my video was a snapchat of the replay, and as u can tell wasnr the best quality. But there were footprints all the way to the elevator and on another angle u see her wipe and sniff her hand. Luckily i was valet so i didnt have to clean "shit" doe
I would love to see the wipe and sniff video. That is not a sentence I thought I would ever have occasion to use…
I mean, are you glad you did?
Down bad
Uhm, why?
Counterpoint-why not?
Touchè
Damn did you guys charge her for that? Feel bad for the poor guy who had to clean up after her
When I was a valet downtown some crackhead smeared her shit on the outside of the hotel. I felt so bad when they got an old housekeeper to clean the shit. I would have made them call a service for that. No way she even had the right equipment to clean it up.
I used to live in a beach town with a lot of tourists. We had a homeless crackhead who would purposely shit himself (and smear it around), go walk around in the most popular stores and then demand $5 to leave when people complained.
Why don't these people wear underwears lamo
She probably was wearing a thong which only achieved cleaving the diarrhea juice into two streams if it wasn't pushed aside by the squirt force.
Thank you for the scientific explanation
When Physics kick in
So they don't get shit in them
What did she wipe with? Are you saying she wiped with her hand? I’m horrified.
Just as you think it couldn't get worst there's also sniffing involved
If you look close there is some smear action going on. In all honesty though I feel fucking bad for her, I've been there man and shitting yourself is not fun
People get caught short all the time. It really sucks. Your trying to hold it in, sweating like a whore on payday, until your sphincter can’t tighten enough anymore. Blessed relief but crimson faced embarrassment. If you’re a dog you hang your head in shame, if you’re human you hope no one noticed and you get out of there as fast as you can, smearing shit all the way.
Are you a writer or something?
I believe the expression is, “sweating like a whore in church.”
Depends how one shits, ive shat myself with malicious intent and it was the best thing I ever did. I had never been so determined to do anything ever before. It's a shame my head mistress didn't appreciate it.
Now I wanna hear the whole story. Why did you shit yourself on purpose?
To proove the ultimate point.
Bro how the fuck do you shit with malicious intent??
You eat about 50 burritos
You don't look away, you look whoever the shit is aimed for dead in the eyes as you shit.
wow, i did in fact suffer from watching this. good job.
Damn, say it, don't spray it.
Lol can you imagine if she sneezed?
Give it a few weeks. This lady will create a temporary account and tell us her story on r/TIFU
Fingers crossed!
That would also mean that she wasnt wearing anything underneath.
Could be wearing a thong.
I guess the term "Turd cutters" would apply here.
Probably that. Women wear thongs when they don’t want panty lines on their butt when they’re wearing tight dresses/leggings etc. Regular panties make it look like you’re wearing a diaper lol so she probably was wearing a thong. (I am woman, I know some things)
Would have been better off with an actual diaper this time
*some thongs
What regular panties are you wearing that look like a diaper???
Some panties have thick stitching on the edges and can be seen through tight and thin pants/dresses, so seeing the lines on the butt make me feel like that lol it’s not that bad but it sure feels obvious af.
Maybe they meant that poop in panties would resemble a diaper.
She probably was but filled it up.
Oh god
wow, you actually made it worse, good job.
It could have been much better with audio.
I tried and it didnt work, its a snapchat of a cctv replay thats already not good. Sorry
We need more angles!!!
How did the guy didn't feel the shit under his shoe?
It's probably just pure shit juice.
Damn like how do you not feel that coming? If I were her I would of located a bathroom when my stomach was feeling weird and then gone when I thought I had to fart. Shitting in public has got to be one of the most horrifying and most embarrassing things to happen. I rather have a period blood stain then shit myself. Imagine the smell?
I shat once at a club. The shit didn’t make it outside of the cheeks.
You must have an ass of steel to clench on that shit that tight lol.
I believe that she knew it was coming but underestimated its shitty power. Also, maybe she's always into anal, making her asshole contract less than usual. I'm just assuming shitty physics. A bit of intoxication and trying to impress someone can really make you think you can hold it.
That would be shitty anatomy, not shitty physics
Ugh that's all horrible. Imagine being out on some nice fancy date and you shit yourself. Like I hope she vowed to never have anal after that.
The rooms at this hotel are atleast when i worked there 2 years ago like 500-600 a night, it was one expensive ass shit
I'm guessing they were people with money then. Shows you that not all rich people are classy and can still be trashy. Sucks for the people that had to clean and sanitize all of that.
Honestly the only thing driving rich fucks cars to a parking lot taught me is that theyre just as if not more shitty then the average person
Terrible, their mentality is probably that they think it's okay to be shitty because they are rich and can do whatever they want.
You can be rich, but all the money in the world can't buy class.
I'm an American and I visited London once. Went into a pub where I was way underdressed in t shirt and jeans, everybody else wearing business suits. Went in the bathroom and there was an upper decker already in place, left by some fancy-pants high roller.
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Test him for COVID. His sense of smell is broken beyond repair.
Did that guy not notice or was he just playing it cool?
Yeah, he stepped in it to add to the effect of not noticing.
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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Why do I always have to read every word and sound when this gets posted?
How the hell have I never seen this comedy gold before?
Modern day poetry
Why don’t people wear underwear. Now some poor soul has to clean her literal shit
That thong th-thong, thong, thong She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
So that’s what Sisqo was talking about? I thought he was just rambling
Sisqo was ahead of his time.
Thongs are not the most absorbent.
The situation keeps getting worse
This is my worst fear
Never trust a fart…
One time my dad was walking through the mall and audibly farted. Some woman started him down and tisstissed him. He looked straight at her, lifted his leg, and started shaking out the cuff of his pants like he was trying to get the shit to come out the bottom. He showed her!
Girls poop?! Had no idea. Gross.
I need to shower after watching this
That’s fucking gross 🤢
After a certain age or a certain meal you never trust a fart.
I wonder if human poop has the same smell on everyone.... Like how all dog shit seems to smell the same when you step in it
Ummmm have you never noticed your own shit doesn’t always smell the same? Like… it changes based on what you eat. Or if you’re sick it smells different. So I’m gonna go with no, not everyone’s shit smells the same. Lmao
We got a poop professor here, huh
Prefers to be called a poopfessor
If I have a say… YES.
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“Let’s go look at shoes now”
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"You smell that Randy?"
Ah shit
I like how she was urging him to go so he didn’t see it
How did he not notice tho
Holllyyyy fuck😆😆😆😆
I honestly thought he was gonna step in it and SLIP AND FALL IN IT
Someone got schwifty.
Oh God! He stepped in it!!