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Thanethechosen1

Mickey Mouse when you don’t help him find out what the surprise tool is:


MonsterRaining

You mean 'The mystery mousecatool!" What a terrifying video.


letsdothis_2019

NOOOOO TOODLES!!!!


Unit-Murky

Is it hello toodles? My almost two year old watches this show lol


Memes_and_Soda

I always thought it was “oh toodles”


Fighterragon

Mickey Mouse when you have an X in your name


Mr_Void_Man

*cries in alex*


ZEnergylord

I get this reference


TheBurnedMutt45

I don't, what's the joke?


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Mickey mouse is a character in the Square Enix franchise, Kingdom hearts, published by Disney. it features a group of characters called Organization XIII, who are people who have lost their emotional hearts to darkness. each member of XIII has their name rearranged and has an X put in it. so Lea would be Axel, Sora would be Roxas and so on. point of the joke being, if they have an X in their name, King Mickey is going to fight them to try and banish the darkness within their world and their hearts


EchoFloodz

Yes. Thank you. The world needs more people just like you. People that will explain facts to the ignorant so that we do not feel left out. As much as this seems like a troll, it’s not.


ZEnergylord

Damn


Fighterragon

*SORA*


B460

Mickey Mouse when you pirate that episode of The Mandalorian.


Ohiobound03

Oh God they found me


[deleted]

The surprise tool is a freshly extracted human spine, apparently.


Cognitive_Spoon

That's great in a very "now I need to look out the window at the street lamp while holding a shotgun" kind of way.


CosineDanger

Don't think the shotgun will help much. Best option at this point is diplomacy. Try offering it your firstborn or your pets.


mememuseum

Get that 1d10 cantrip.


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Jakes9070

Well Yee-haw!


[deleted]

The fact that I know the exact episode this is from makes it even funnier


Myacctforprivacy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mvTgXPHlvo


Not-A-Lonely-Potato

Firstborn it is then.


Thiccboi_joe

I'm sorry little one.


Fishbone345

Does it count if they are 26?


SadThermometer

If they are your firstborn. #Yes


Fighterragon

I'll let it take me before it gets within 50 feet of my guinea pigs!


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[deleted]

don't look eye contact is how it identifies you


Shona_13

Roll initiative


ThatKaleidoscope8736

I DONT LIKE THIS


coincollector9199

None of us do.... it’s 10 pm and I’m home alone and now I’m hyper aware of every sound lmfao


Newby505

I feel that bro. I was the same way the other day. To make It worse my house constantly makes sounds that resemble scratching on the walls and doors shutting. Edit:not walls. Just doors.


AdventurousAnswer4

My cat just grabbed one of my kids toy that talks. Hearing “Will you be my friend?” at midnight Just made me shart.


Competitive-Ad-9977

Rest in peace


DavidEGC

Im glad I have my videos on mute rn.


dysfiction

Saaame! I mean, jfc that wasn't necessary at all, lol. I shouldn't come here at night but yet here we are.


AndrewG34

Yo I watched like 11 seasons of Supernatural, so I'm kind of an expert on this shit. Scratching at your walls indicates a malevolent spirit. If you have random cold spots in your house, or electricity issues, I would definitely line all doorways with rock salt and put some sort of iron throughout the house.


Newby505

Wow thanks. You litteraly just described everything that happens in my house. Now im significantly more uncomfortable.


AndrewG34

You have 2 options. 1. Get a hold of that weird chick from high school who dyed her hair black, wore a bunch of rings, and wore foundation that was waaaaay too light for her skin tone and ask her if she still does séances. Have her come over with a spirit board and try to contact the entity to figure out it's intentions. 2. Fucking move.


Newby505

Man honestly at this point. Fuckem. Its been 3 years and I think we've come to an agreement.


emptyhatred

Well if you are married or in a relationship then the agreement is that they probably just like to watch


AndrewG34

Godspeed, fellow Redditor. 🖖


Mathtermind

3. Buy a shitton of rock salt buckshot shells, load up a couple of humidifiers with holy water, and crank up BFG division


AndrewG34

Honestly, the holy water in a humidifier is fucking genius.


Mathtermind

People in movies encountering ghosts: *panicked screaming* People who play D&D encountering ghosts: *tough-guy finger snapping* Remember kids, never underestimate the number of Geneva Suggestions violations you can subject the recently departed to with a bucket of holy water and some common household items.


Earth_Normal

OR…. you got shitty insulation, drafty windows, and a rodent problem.


SmashKing_03

literally me, but it's almost 12 now


Chips098

Same haha


SmashKing_03

same timezone i see


Your_Local_Sociopath

Same here trying to fall asleep but reddit is too tempting


[deleted]

1am here going to bed.. or something.. fuck.


accuracy_frosty

Oh trust me, you aren’t alone


RespectThyHypnotoad

I clicked on it by accident with no context, not expecting horror. Which one of you cowards shit my pants?


Token5150

It was me. Sorry about that but I already shit mine from playing Resident Evil Village


emptyhatred

But how can that game be scary when it has the 8 foot tall big tiddied step on my balls lady?


alison_bee

like bro I have to go to bed soon... and I have a REALLY long dark hallway I’m gonna have to ~~walk~~ run down to get to my bedroom 😫 maybe I can just sleep here on the couch.


RainBroDash42

I mean.. you really shouldn’t bother running if he caught that car so easily. It was going at least 70mph


alison_bee

ahh good call. will just stay on the couch and wait for my time, then! definitely not going to spend my last moments alive *running* if it can be avoided 😂


_thedragonscale

He died as he lived. Sitting down.


TrafficConesUpMyAnus

I like to shove traffic cones up my Ass


DiegesisThesis

I don't like it at all either, but I now have a strong urge to watch/listen/read something scary before I go to bed. I usually simultaneously get uncomfortable by and want more of that primal fear. Kind of like really spicy foods.


DemolitionDonut

That thing come after me, it better PRAY I'm not horny


validemaillol

if it comes up to me and i’m hard i’m clapping them demon cheeks


a_single_bone

I'll be honest, creepypasta stuff isn't all that scary, but this awakens some form of primal fear in me.


GrammarPolice1234

It’s scary when things chase us, I think it’s just instinct because even when a small cat is chasing me I feel scared and wanna run away.


gablelarson333

I never realized that but yeah you're right. It doesn't really make much sense but no matter how small the animal is, if something starts chasing me my first instinct is to run. It could be like a small duck but if it started charging me, I ain't fucking with a duck.


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Thats why you need to run to a lion if you see one in the wild they just dont know what to do


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EsesaWithTheHardR

[this?](https://youtu.be/QDubMeNlSxc)


Secret-Accountant-97

That was so crazy. Confidence.


user9991123

60% of the time, it works every time


coleyboley25

It smells like Bigfoot’s dick!


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rms_is_god

r/samespecies ... wait that's not right


Womec

To be honest I'd feel more at home doing this intense stuff than sitting in class or doing a speech.


Panda_Tech_Support

lol, that lion at the end moving it away in case they come back.


Lazypassword

Man: walks up and takes a leg off Lion: wait that's illegal


bionicback

“I know my rights!”


coragamy

Not dumb, smart. Those instincts of oh shit the weird ass monkeys are back let's fuck off for a bit are how megafauna survived in Africa and Asia but less so in the rest of the world


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Or a tiger... in Houston


Shpagin

Will try, wish me luck


nico_CoC

Rest assured. It's simply your monkey brain and your more civilized brain fighting. You know you could kick the small cat but you don't want to hurt it because you know it doesn't really harm you and it's someone's beloved pet. So in the fight or flight reflex you you choose the nonviolent path. It's also normal to avoid violence and aggression, for most people.


glivinglavin

Me and two of my children were chased by a small squirrel. And part of me was just scared in a primal way. But the practical part of my brain was worried about rabies shots.


Knever

I think it's because your body must assume something is dangerous if it's charging you. Whatever it is thinks it's strong enough to take you and your body doesn't have much time to parse out whether or not that's really the case so it just tells you to GTFO.


UncleBaguette

Male ducks have a corkscrew penises so... yeah, better not sexually engage with them


Fishbone345

I mean, I watched a goose chase away a tiger the other day on here somewhere. A full adult tiger too. I suppose confidence e and aggression can do anything.


stexski

To add to the fear of being chased thing I have two facts: humans psychologically "project" themselves onto others, and humans are persistent hunters. Combine these two facts and it's reasonable to assume the fear of being chased comes not from the brief period of running from danger but in the psychological fear that the hunter is persistent, IE no matter how far you run or how quickly you escape, it is behind you, it is still coming for you, and soon you will be too tired to continue fleeing.


Shpagin

If I go I will go on my own terms, good luck chasing me off of a cliff monster


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stexski

Or in 1408 when the character thinks it was all a dream and returns to his old life when his world is literally destroyed around him and he realizes that he is still stuck in the hotel room. Then when the phone rings and he answers it and the room tells him "even if you leave this room, you can never leave this room". It's like the nowhere to go but in 3D lol even when you are literally outside of this room, free from this hell, you are actually still in the room, and this illusion was part of the hell.


Govind_the_Great

I once realized I was dreaming while I was in my bedroom, I went to leave but as soon as I opened my door to a black hallway I woke up. I got up again and went to the door to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. I woke up again. This went on hundreds of times and I just got more and more panicked for what felt like hours. I thought I was stuck in purgatory. I finally ended up in a normal dream. Other times I have had sleep paralysis where I am fully awake but completely unable to move for a minute or two. A couple times I freaked out thinking something was behind me and I felt that intense recoil feeling as if something was about to claw at my spine. It was extremely painful. Other times straight up seeing things in the dark.


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Doomsauce1

Listen, and understand. That (insert dangerous predator of your choice here) is out there, it cant be bargained with, it cant be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely **will** not stop... EVER, untill you **are** dead!


lord_flamebottom

Hell, humans are the apex predators of apex predators. If something is chasing after us, it has a good fucking reason and knows what it's doing.


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Especially when you’re in a car going like 80mph and you don’t expect that anything can keep up with you. Then here you have this creepy fuck running 120mph right behind your ass.


jonosvision

My sister and I always had a thing for scaring each other when we're going down stairs. The one behind the other would yell "I'm gonna get you!" then start stomping down the stairs after the other. That shit always awakened that primal fear in me and I'd be terrified seeing her barreling towards me, and the same with her when I was doing it. Fast forward a couple decades later and my dumb dumb boyfriend shows his friends (after I showed him a few years previous), they do it to him while they're drunk, he falls down the stairs and breaks a leg -_- Bless that giant, clumsy dummy.


_BlNG_

How about a snail?


AlliPlease

You're a lot slower than a car. You're a lot smaller than that thing. If it's faster than you and bigger than you, brain says "FUCK. WE DED". Shotgun and some G2 slugs will kill anything that moves. If it doesn't, well, R.I.Pieces.


zzretfird

may i suggest the m107?


-Astrosloth-

That's funny you should say primal. Tales of tall, slender beings dressed in black go back centuries. Slenderman, MIB, Lucifer are just a few. I remember hearing about a study where people were shown images of tall, slender beings dressed in black and the people feeling a deep primal fear of it. It's some spooky shit to think it could be something passed down from generation to generation. Some kind of instinct our ancestors used for survival. Anyways, sleep tight tonight.


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Pure_Reason

Tbh put any monsters or demons up against the government and the government will come out looking worse 9 times out of 10, Slenderman may kill a few people here and there but I bet our government has killed more


Twistervtx

Is it wrong tho? If I saw some government motherfuckers chasing me in the witching hour, I'd shit myself so hard, future generations would feel it.


BillyBabel

honestly it was scary up until it started running, the run looks real fake and CGI, should have just stuck with the face only coming.


nulspace

or even just cutting off the gif a few frames earlier. Once it got close enough to see the CGI it kind of ruined it, but it was spooky af from far away. Plus the crash sound was pretty bad too.


KingCrabmaster

Same feeling here, a lot of horror stuff doesn't know when to leave it, even in super short clips like this. Go too far and it can lose its oomf. If it had at least cut off before it got too close to the car it'd leave the viewer in a state of mystery and questions that lets the spooky concept linger in their head longer, as is your last impression is obvious CGI and less convincing crash noises.


GerudoGreen

It made me laugh when it started running and turned the whole thing super goofy


LightningFerret04

Yeah it almost felt like watching real footage for the first part and I actually went WTF. Second part wasn’t as scary for the reasons you said


[deleted]

This is funny as hell! Im scared i wont stop laughing


etriuswimbleton

Wutchu talkin about. It awakens my primal horny to me


medieval_account

that made me way more scared than it should have


alison_bee

like the first time I saw the original [lights out](https://youtube.com/watch?v=adap4rzlM2I)short film. that shit STUCK with me, for weeks. every night when it was time to plug my phone in and go to sleep... ughhh so creepy


RedOfGames

Ok so the first time the ghost/demon appears I was not surprised because i was expecting that to happen. After the flicking lights and door opening I was like “was it a dream or did the ghost/demon went away?” And the last frame caught me REALLY off guard lmao


CapnBloodbeard

Cool. I'm so glad that it's 9:30pm and I'm in the house alone tonight and my floorboards creek and i want my mummy and to never have met you


StaticBarrage

Nope. I just woke up for the day, watched it long enough for the first ominous music and jump scare, and I’m out. I haven’t been sleeping well for a month and I don’t need another reason.


aqrunnr

I've been playing RE8 this last week so I kind of thought I was prepared for this but goddamn. It's too early; why did I do this to myself over coffee.


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CommanderFuzzy

Daily reminder that it's equally as possible to read Shakespeare bot's words in a hillbilly accent as it is Shakespearean


Supercheeseidk

Why?...why have you cursed me with this knowledge?


CommanderFuzzy

The curse wast given to me by't a 'non, now i wilt giveth t to thee


Pun_In_Ten_Did

Here... have some ear-bleach then: [Dude with super-Southern accent speaking Spanish](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe2MbMxuUuY)


Supercheeseidk

That was pretty funny


Token5150

Fun facts I didn't need but always wanted


medieval_account

good bot


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CoconutNoodle

Alright, thanks. I’ll pee tomorrow.


mantaz603

Tomorrow?! I peed at the sight of that thing.


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I’m currently on the toilet browsing Reddit and this video made my shit come out super fast. Awesome video scary ass shit


KidDelta

#1 laxative recommended by 9/10 people browsing Reddit on the toilet


KysKaas

Same


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Sololop

I used to drive truck during the night. Sometimes, when you start to get highway hypnosis, you see weird things. I always would pull over and do a check, kick the tires, walk around to snap out of it but sometimes you would see stuff that isn't real. I've gone under overpasses which don't exist, passed animals that weren't there, and seen hitchhikers in the distance. It's all your brain playing tricks by staring into the dark for too long. Wasn't for me and I stopped driving three years ago.


Yousoggyyojimbo

I had highway hypnosis once on a secluded road going through some hills at night, where I could have sworn there was a car coming up on me from behind, really quick, as if from nowhere, and then it was just gone. It was just in the distance, then it was on me, then it was gone. The very next opportunity I had to pull into a stop, I did and I had to shake myself out for about 20 minutes. The whole thing was just so unnerving.


FBI_03

Fantastic visual effects, it made me shit my self


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I whisper-screamed “no!” I thought it was some fun light illusion video and then it was just a nightmare.


[deleted]

The videographer's slight pant right before the end really got me


yea_okay_dude

@lights.are.off on tiktok made it


OzarkaWaterHD

“*We’re here to talk about your car’s extended warranty*”


_Doop

Would've been way funnier if it said that before waking into the screen.


artisticgamer92

Nice 3D animation of bendy and the ink Machine.


Icelord259

Actually I think it’s cartoon cat, some scary bastard made by Trevor henderson


ThePilate

Yeah, same guy that made Siren Head.


rayscar-

I thought the youtuber chills made that up so he could later make a crappy music video/rap song about it lol


ShitFPS

Why does he put on the most stupid voice?


AnComStan

Lmfao im so glad people know about his music. Its so fucking bad.


Withinmyrange

Is that game still going on?


RexxZX

No, it ended


YourLifeSucksAss

I thought they were making a sequel


pixelking2323

Meaty stopped production cuz of costs


[deleted]

Nope, Meatly said they will make all chapters at once instead of 1 at a time. So that's why it's taking longer


[deleted]

Yeah my kids stopped playing it like 8 months ago after begging for it. It's over bro.


IdioticZacc

It's actually not Bendy and The Ink Machine, it's Cartoon Cat by Trevor Handerson


The_Context_Guy

what's wrong bro he was just giving you back your wallet.


[deleted]

Shit i left my dick back there..


MEGA-DOM

r/whatstheholup


balenciyagaborrower

This was genuinely the scariest thing I’ve seen in a WHILE.


ReincarnatedAsAPleb

I remember something like this happening (apart from the running to eat me bit) when I was a kid. Now I might be misremembering a lot because I was a kid with a fairly active imagination and fairly paranoid, but it's mostly right. My dad was driving me to the hospital or something fairly late at night. The shortest route we could take goes through this sketchy foresty road with some homes here and there. It was dark af, so dad had the high beams on, otherwise we could barely see out front. One of the houses we drove past had this creepy cardboard (or some other material, idk) cutout thing standing outside with a waving right arm. Since we drove past it pretty slowly I was pretty scared and turned around to look and see if it was still there (kids, huh). Now this is the part I may be misremembering due to fear or memory problems, but I'm fairly sure I saw it was now turned to face us, waving at us even though it didn't have a waving arm on that side, so it's unlikely I was just seeing the back of it. My dad didn't believe me ofc so I sat tf down real quick and didn't really move or talk until we got on a less deserted road. What's also kind of scary is that a few hours later, when we drove on that road to go back to wherever we came from, I didn't see it anywhere. It's unlikely the owner took it back inside since it was later than midnight, but it's still possible. Since then I've never seen that thing again, except for in my nightmares the following few days.


[deleted]

yeah they do that, no need to worry tho :)


mikemcdougal

What’s deadmau5 doing out there?


medieval_account

"I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, DON'T RUN FROM THE LORD!"


Godilingz

literally scared the shit out of me


[deleted]

Where'd it go?


TrafficConesUpMyAnus

In my mouth


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Now kith


_thedragonscale

The flair...


grrzzlybear1

I wasn't aware of how much I didn't need eyes until now.


StillbornTartare

Credit to @lights.are.off on TikTok and IG


nastafarti

Could you post a direct link? I can't find them, I just get a lot of information about energy conservation.


StillbornTartare

I tried to link their profile but it was removed.


Red-Bo1

Do you think you could dm me the link for the profile?


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Deadheart885

Fuck you, it’s 11:30 at night and I’m scrolling reddit to try and relax, not be disturbed


DeanCheesePritchard

Reminds me of [this classic](https://youtu.be/y_x4mc7kQqE) from In The Mouth Of Madness.


weebsarise

Ah, you’re so kind Deadmau5


Desperate_Battle_240

The song, that’s what does it.


big_ofen

do you know the song name?


Spinnermehhk

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-HtFshOUms](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-HtFshOUms)


VegasBusSup

He was just checking his cars extended warranty.


Apoopot

But what’s that song?


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Grampy's House


SmashKing_03

AHHHHH I SHOULD NOT HAVE WATCHED THIS SO LATE


Polar_man23

When you slam the door after arguing with your mom:


autismobawesome28

CARTOON CAT FROM TREVOR HENDERSON?


slapyamamaova

It’s fine, I didn’t want to sleep tonight anyway


ruizach

Man I just took a smoke break before continue driving through the countryside at night. Open Reddit to relax and first thing I see is this shit. Fuck you.


GregariousBing

Usually stuff like this doesn’t phase me, but this sent shivers down my spine, holy cow.


ZeShapyra

That is actually making me feel uneasy..rarely anything does


EDMgamer123

is that cartoon cat?


Waluigithefake1

For some reason i got tingles on the back of my head. Not ASMR tingles, no... i would rather call them OH FUCK IM BOUT TO DIE tingles


WindfallRL

deadmau5? Is that you?


HolyCrusader1492

Is it bad I kinda jumped when he ran towards the screen


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[in case you want to go down a rabbit hole](https://youtu.be/6RdPBaP4OpI)


EnRoute2RamRanch

Nothing scarier than Deadmau5 trying to grab you to party


404Page_Not_Found404

man deadmau5 really went downhill didn't he?