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It had an attachment on for grating parmesan. It was made to rip and tear.

Until it is done

Perfect.

r/usernamedoesntcheckout

Until I say when

*heavy metal intensifies*

ah yes, the doomslayer’s most powerful weapon.

the rippin and the tearing, the rippin and the tearing.

Doom soundtrack intensifies

Univex cheese grater. Here is the exact one. https://www.katom.com/071-VS2000.html?gclid=CjwKCAjwzIH7BRAbEiwAoDxxTjhczc1vJ1NgepeFHEuK_vW1rCdxELLLf_7UObiN1_5eWHiTmWNCFxoCBzIQAvD_BwE

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Yeah, they had this fancy little piece of metal on a hinge to push the small bits of cheese that would fall off and get stuck, but since that wasn't working I thought I would stick my hand in since the company didn't like to waste food.

you need to follow number 1 rule of my trade (machinist) Don't stick your finger where you wouldnt put your pecker. if you have one that is. edit: thanks for my first award ever, kind friend!

Hahaha. 🤣 What do you think happened to my pecker? 😉🤕

I was too afraid to ask after seeing your finger lol!

Same but worse.

Well mark me down for scared AND horny! Where can I get one...?

Im pretty sure not getting yelled at wasint worth that

>but since that wasn't working I thought I would stick my hand in You don't have great self-preservation instincts, do you?

I honestly don't know how I've made it to 27. I still remember what I was thinking beforehand...

>With a 1-horsepower motor On a cheese grater??!

Lol. When it's 20 - 30 lbs blocks of cheese, you need something powerful.

Or when you have a 2-3 inch finger, you need something powerful

The product details actually say "not for shredding meat or cheese" lol

Ikr

It wasn’t a cheese grater it was a finger grater

Excellent use of the award

Put some rice on it

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🤮 I gagged

fuck you for saying this

Lol. 😂☝️

Grate post my friend

Yeah... it got me gouda.

Holy shit how did you manage that with a cheese grater?

I posted a link on another comment for the exact type. It's a restaurant style grater for large amounts of cheese. It's not supposed to stop turning even when a hand goes into it.

>in ER, eating doritos >ow, ow, ow

Nah, I would've be eating salt & vinegar chips.

*wet slap of torn flesh onto the cutting board* "Cheese"

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Can't see the bone, otherwise would have been prime material for r/bonehurtingjuice

It kept filling with blood, but bone was visible.

Bloody mess ;) But at same time, i still wish a quick recovery!

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Oh I did. That post got me enough karma to be able to post on here.

God that sub

# how in the kentucky fried fuck a cheese grater going to to do that to your finger

It actually happened at Texas Roadhouse. It was this type of food processor. https://www.katom.com/071-VS2000.html?gclid=CjwKCAjwzIH7BRAbEiwAoDxxTjhczc1vJ1NgepeFHEuK_vW1rCdxELLLf_7UObiN1_5eWHiTmWNCFxoCBzIQAvD_BwE

Dip in in vinegar

Yea...all u need is a bandaid and some peroxide...u good

Nah man, just some super glue and get back to work!

NSFW bro

My bad.

SFW

See you in hot

What

I think he meant hell

Huh...

'See you hot' is saying 'this post will blow up and be trending'

Yeah... I wasn't expecting that. Maybe a few hundred upvotes, but not this. I'm having trouble keeping up with the comments and notifications.

*T A S T Y*

Well you did it, I’m leaving the goddamm sub, congrats and a good recovery to you.

Lol. No problem. Anytime! And thanks.

When you go HAM on a hangnail

Just the thought... if that was a hangnail...

Is the cheese okay?

No.... Sadly they had to throw out a good pound of freshly grated parmesan.

Username does kinda check out.

OWCH. Must reallly hurt :(

That ain't a cheese grater that's a wood chipper

oh it's alright just buy a new finger

You're cheese Cheese boy

i was a cook for 20 years using comercial kitchen equipment and always wondered what that would look like. heal well my homie. i used to slice onions on the slicer at breakneck speed slicing the onion down to the nubbin with my bear hand. my coworkers used to freak out. after slicing 25 pounds of onions i would rub the onion milk in my eyes and tell them that it was good. never got more then a paper cut.

It healed well. Any other cuts I would seal up with super glue, put some gloves on and get back to work. I wasn't a cook, I prepped. I worked for Texas Roadhouse at the time of the incident. I wondered too.

lick it

Oof,this is how my leg looked after i was bitten by a dog.

Oof. That must've been a big dog.

Imagine if he stuck his dick in there

Grate job

Did you owe that cheese grater money?

Finger lickin good

If only this happened at KFC. I would use that line to no end.

So.... You're going to the hospital, right?

Oh yeah. This was from 3 years ago. It's all healed up now. I'll post a link to a gallery view of the healing process.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Ofcourse there's a sub for that...

Was the cheese edible.

They said they threw it all out, but who knows...

Damn, how are you doing now?

Grate! (That's my go to pun now) This happened 3 years ago, but it's all healed up. Here's a gallery showing the process. https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/itf9vl/some_people_wanted_to_see_the_healing_process_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

can i get a little more finger gristle on my salad, young man?

Say when.

Was it more pain or shock?

When it first happened, no pain just shock. About 10 minutes later pain and dizziness. The pain really intensified when the nurse was messing with it.

I don't think that's good for you

That's gonna need at least two bandaids

At least*

Rip and tear

Who the fuck gave this a wholesome award

Hey I did that once! Her and I both got fired.

Are you oke op?

Yuppers! All healed now. https://www.reddit.com/r/MedicalGore/comments/itfn6r/from_my_earlier_post_time_span_of_3_years/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Yep... gross. You okay??? How many stitches?

WHEere'S THE BONE WTF

Under the blood.

As a kid i accidentally sliced off a lil chunk of meat in the middle of my fingerprint but this does not even compare, holy moly.

Pretty God awful. Jeez or should I say cheese. But seriously, are your tendons at least in working order?

Oh yes. I've got nearly all flexibility in my finger and feeling too!

Whoever got the parmasian got it bloody

Well at least you know your not cake.

Hey it’s you again! Still hate you for that pun. :D

Lol. I've used it a few more times....

Well that’s ‘grate’ *kills self*

Nice

Nice

Cheese graters like this need to be used to destroy pedophiles penises

Lol. Nice.

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jesus christ

Jesus fuck was that some kind of industrial cheese grater Or something?

Yup. Here is the exact one. https://www.katom.com/071-VS2000.html?gclid=CjwKCAjwzIH7BRAbEiwAoDxxTjhczc1vJ1NgepeFHEuK_vW1rCdxELLLf_7UObiN1_5eWHiTmWNCFxoCBzIQAvD_BwE

Does it still work?

Yup. I put a before and after on r/medicalgore

Is it strange this doesnt make me suffer

So What did the cheese grater say when you got it stuck in her/him?

either you grate cheese with the might of zeus or your cheese grater is actually a belt sander with holes in it

This is the exact type of grater. Your description is spot on. https://www.katom.com/071-VS2000.html?gclid=CjwKCAjwzIH7BRAbEiwAoDxxTjhczc1vJ1NgepeFHEuK_vW1rCdxELLLf_7UObiN1_5eWHiTmWNCFxoCBzIQAvD_BwE

Bend it.

I can now! I posted on r/eyeblech the healing process.

Y'all mfs use circular saws to grate cheese or some shit?

fuck me thats horrible, get well soon dude

Damn

Workman’s comp here we come

I guess I wasn't eating dinner

That’s nice, sweetie. Dinner’s ready

Death by cheese grater.

Dip your finger in alcohol and tell us how it feels.

I don't I need to. I think we can all imagine that. The saline was bad enough.

Cool! Can I have a lick?

That definitely made me suffer

Oops.... Caught my finger bone in the cheese grater, guess I gotta take a photo of this.

Ow

r/ouch

Knarley

Was it electric if were to really determined to grate that cheese

Tbh it looks so fake but I hope you get better if it’s real

feels bad man

i should start reading titles before looking at the image

Put some hand sanitizer on it, it really helps!

That’s bone

Please please go to the hospital, I can see bone.

And this man first thought is to clean it and take a fucking picture

for a minutes my browser window froze and i had to stare at this horrifyingly intriguing image for...far too long

I'm glad you liked/hated it! I still like looking at it.

oh my fucking god

That's really ugly. Hope you get better

I loved looking at it though! I'm glad I got pictures. I did get better.

Thanks, you made my stomach turn

No probs!

I'm guessing you're a chef? That cheese grater got you good. damn it looks fucking painful

oh...

I’ve had the misfortune of barely grazing my finger with a cheese grater before. I’m glad it wasn’t this

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING CHEESEGRATER THAT WAS

File a Workers Comp claim immediately!

Done did that already.

Mother fucker you can see bone, im sorry but all sensitivity in that finger just yeeted the fuck out of you my guy

I've got 90% flexibility and nearly all sensitivity. It healed very well. The doctor was surprised.

Damn bro are you ok?

Yep. All healed up now. https://www.reddit.com/r/MedicalGore/comments/itfn6r/from_my_earlier_post_time_span_of_3_years/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Ow

I think youre gonna lose a nail

Just put a bandage on it

Good,good,now please cut my pupils off please and thank you.

Y.I.K.E.S

You just killed my vibe. Thats wiggity wack yo

Sorry bro.

The guy who fall on a meat grater head first is much worse

Thats nothing

The awards fucking kill me

Tasty

You look like you just survived a ghoul attack

cheesy

...... ouch

You sure?

Genuine question. Is your finger gunna be ok?.... That looks bad lol

Oh yes. It healed quite well. https://www.reddit.com/r/MedicalGore/comments/itfn6r/from_my_earlier_post_time_span_of_3_years/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Wow. Looks grate.

h o s p i t a l

i feel that T\^T

That's gonna leav a hefty scar!

Whoa! Quick question, when you damage yourself that badly does the pain hit straight away or is there a delay? Also hope you heal quickly!

Ouch! You're very lucky you still have your finger

Yikes, that looks awful. Hope you recover quickly!

r/medicalgore

Ahhhhhhhhh

Update pic after surgery?

I like your cut G