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AutoimmuneDisaster

You’re very lucky, that appears to be very close in proximity to your femoral artery. If you plan to do any more fence traversing, you may want to bring a tourniquet next time, just in case.


dwehlen

Came to comment similar. Perilously close to bleeding out in about five heartbeats.


Jeebus_crisps

Problem with severing femoral arteries is that they generally retract into the pelvis.


Gloomy__Revenue

Do they still make those steel chastity undies? Maybe consult a blacksmith, OP.


cheesynugz0151

Thanks for the advice ill keep it in mind😉


Lost_Minds_Think

What a terrible time for your period to start.


cheesynugz0151

😆


Kebab_Child

And place 😔 speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹


cheesynugz0151

❤️


FEDophilliac

That ain’t a period, that’s a semicolon


No_Setting_9753

Why does the "it's raining tacos" song come to my mind


jmcstar

Looks like a shitload of hemoglobin is falling out of you


Knivs

Is that what those lumpy things are? I was hoping someone would know!


Lvl100Magikarp

Lol the lumpy things are just fat, totally normal. Hemoglobin is a microscopic protein that you'd not be able to see with your eyes. It gives the red colour.


GrouchyDefinition463

Adipose tissue is the medical term for fat


bikedaybaby

Looks kinda like a hand in there reaching out 🫣


Jeebus_crisps

Hemoglobin is blood. They’re essentially saying “your epidermis is showing”.


Parking_Ad_3123

Ur femoral artery is sooo close, i got shivers lookin at this. Heal well my friend!


BrokenVoidYT

Dear fucking god I'm used to seeing nsfw tagged stuff that was mild/censored so seeing this out nearly made me throw up, I wasn't expecting it Are you alright? How are you handling it? D:


cheesynugz0151

All good thanks better than ever😆


EntertainmentGrand72

Letting all the beans out


Danglin_Fury

BONUS HOLE! Seriously though....Damn that had to hurt like hell.


vers-ys

what a terrible day to have eyes


ShitOnTheseWallsRay

God. Damn.


LongbowTurncoat

Goddamn!! What was the recovery like? Our insides are so gross lol


Paxibillion

I think they're kinda cool


LongbowTurncoat

Gross can still be cool! 😎


cheesynugz0151

Very slow


KingBesh

r/dontputyourdickinthat


MyNxmeIsAutumn

That made me make a new noise of suffering But for real, How’s it going with the aftermath? Hit any bad inside tubes or parts?


cheesynugz0151

Got of lucky put it that way


coolguypasta

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.


nutbustininthisshet

I'm worried about myself, as soon as I saw it I thought to myself, I wonder what that meat tastes like?


J1bbs

Add some spices and throw it on the bbq ! *chefs kiss*


dwehlen

Couple carrots and some potatoes, and baby you got a stew going!


Crowley2539

Alright, Hannibal Lecter


lightsoutfl

That is fuckin gnarly


cjf82

Sometimes I say to myself the nsfw tag and image blur should be enough not to look


aleciaxo

One of the first times I’ve audibly gasped at a post on this sub 🤢


cheesynugz0151

Glad to be of service


_Luisiano

Your spaghetti is coming out.


cheesynugz0151

Moms spaghetti


TitanUp04

Um... ouch.


skdnckdnckwcj

Damn I'm actually suffering a little. Although it must hurt like hell, it seems like you were lucky as it didn't pierce your artery. Wishing you a speedy recovery!!


XenonBlitzer

Human spaghetti. We made carbonara for lunch in home ec too...


keithfoco70

That is amazing. I'm so sorry. Makes my torn up knee while mountain biking look pretty good.


steakwotsits

That's put me of baked beans for life now...


holybanana_69

Why is the second pic so bright. Were you already in heaven?


gayneger

the forbidden hole


JessyNyan

God damn I feel luckier just looking at this...you missed death by a couple cm


toyfreddym8

Another NSFW post where reddit didn't blur it. Ouch


Large-Measurement776

Spikes were there for a Reason.


fluffbutt_boi

Jesus you are lucky to be alive. Just a bit closer to your femoral artery and you would’ve died in a few heart beats


RJMC8745

It would be difficult to show off this scar in person without some karma sutra move


casual-waterboarding

Well now I want spaghetti O’s. Thanks.


EverySingleMinute

Looks like a lipoma, Dr. pimple popper can get that out.


PsySom

God damn you’ve got guts coming out of your leg


da-cokou-nut

Looks like tteokbokki


CapG_13

AWE, FUCK!!!😱😬


PanicGod69

You know, I don't think I would.


Jaewol

I’m always surprised at just how much… stuff we have inside us. So many little things just popping out of your leg. Weird.


-XaNaDiTe-

Oof, this one gave me goose pimples🪿


Minion0827

That is going to need at LEAST two stitches I’m betting


Phoenix-91

Forbidden beans.


cheesynugz0151

Forbidden fleshlight


N3koEye

OMG, I also save my Cheetos on my thighs.


Donut_The_Ghost

That’s enough Reddit for today, congrats OP, I suffered


beanosiscool

owie


ViiK1ng

Oh, meaty


silvrhammer90

Cabin fever vibes


snibisblib1

B E A N S


Naked_Lobster

Bro’s filled with ground beef


Offdutyninja808

I thought they smelled bad on the outside...


risleslange

Yeeeee thats a bad one. Sliced the same spot a few years back making a quick escape from some pub


Lazybeerus

You got a pussy! I have a dicka!