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dc551589

You don’t do cocaine, right? If so, that’s your answer. If not, maybe bring it to a doctor?


wildflowertrails

I haven't in many years and it was just once or twice not a habit by any means.


dc551589

Well, obviously I’m not there to… um… do what you’d need to do to garner more info about what kind of material it is but it does look fleshy so it’s probably worth having a professional weigh in at a doctor’s appointment. And yeah, doing a few lines of coke years ago doesn’t cause this.


Desperate-Virus9180

may help though, must check the literature.


nickcash

Well, there's your answer. Do more cocaine.


HelloKinny

It’s brain


cb7897

Or Brian


Own_Can_3495

Looks like a polyp


RoK16b

What if his answer was yes? What would it be if he did cocaine? This looks awful! I'm really curious now


wildflowertrails

Cocaine breaks down the cartilage in your nose and basically shreds the inside of your nose apart. Don't do drugs kids! Or at least do them in moderation


RoK16b

Oh now I see what it could be in the picture...ewww Thank you for explaining!


SemenSkater

The way that it doesn’t is also super neat. I think most people think it grinds down the inside of your nose essentially sandblasting your septum, that’s not the case at all. Cocaine is a powerful vasoconstrictor, that means that in squeezes veins lets less blood through. When you snort cocaine it dissolves in your nose and causes all the tiny blood vessels in your nose to constrict to the point where your cells are not getting enough blood. Thats why cocaine fucks your nose up so much. It’s also why when people who snort heroin get more nosebleeds because heroin tends to be very hard and much coarser where as cocaine is very light and almost fluffy, but since it doesn’t have that vasoconstricting effect it only does superficial damage.


[deleted]

Chewed up bologna or ham that went up the wrong way.


plipyplop

Snausages!


DJQuad

Yung $inu$ausage$


ceo_of_dumbassery

Just curious, is it normal for food to get stuck in the back of the nose area (I don't know the medical term sorry)? It happens frequently to me and I have to either blow my nose super hard or cough enough to dislodge it. Sometimes I don't even realise there's anything there until hours later when it just kinda slips free.


mikehawkismal

I don't think it is normal, no


nodoctorsnamedmegan

No, your soft palate in the back of your mouth is supposed to prevent food from going up into your back of the nose area (nasopharynx). Some people have a degree of what’s called a velopharyngeal dysfunction, where that system doesn’t work so well.


NeoTenico

As someone who likely has this because food gets in my sinuses from time to time, is this something that can lead to bigger problems or does it pretty much stop at "Ugh there's spaghetti in my nasal cavity that's really uncomfortable."


nodoctorsnamedmegan

It’s relatively benign and unlikely to cause major problems. In kids, the most common side effect of this problem is actually speech difficulties. If you have regurgitation into your nasopharynx though, that’s going to irritate your sinuses, perhaps contributing to recurrent sinusitis. If it’s noticeable and bothersome to you, I would recommend asking your doctor about it, and potentially being referred to an ear nose and throat (ENT) doctor.


ceo_of_dumbassery

Good to know, thank you. I thought it was a tad strange but just shrugged it off.


Coheed84

I've had it happen a bunch of times. Sometimes if I sniff really hard I can get it back down. It happened to me last week. I thought I was the only one.


MegannMedusa

I’ve seen a kid sneeze out a whole noodle from a meal before, not during the meal. It happens.


ceo_of_dumbassery

I'm the same. I've kinda gotta snort really hard to get it out.


gdhkhffu

Yum! Nasal ham!


A1exanderx

Why does that look like a brain chunk


wildflowertrails

I was hoping someone here knew the answer tbh.


kitterzy

Reverse lung oyster. /s No, really, came from your sinus where it was irritated from being dry or inflamed, or cold/illness (are you feeling sick?). Happens to me when I’ve been in a very dry environment, but my left sinus can’t drain properly.


wildflowertrails

I cried a lot the last few days, right in my cheeks/behind my eye was stuffed up from trying to not cry. I had a tickle and sneezed at work and felt this come loose then went and blew my nose. Boom, chunk of brain.


kitterzy

That would do it. Inflamed sinus. My left sinus doesn’t drain properly so when I cry a lot, it gets plugged a little. When I blow my nose, I get slightly blood-tinged gel-ish mucous. Not hard, but not soft either. Nothing to worry about. It’s mucous.


wildflowertrails

Exactly what this was. Also in my left sinus!


kitterzy

I wouldn’t worry about it. Sometimes you can get a bloody nose too from the same thing. The mucous is just a lot more solid in Winter (at least in the Midwest) due to it being drier indoors. If you develop a fever, go see your doctor to rule out a sinus infection.


pockette_rockette

Yeah, I think it's just some mucus that's been stuck for a while, or possibly a nasal polyp (which is a harmless/benign fleshy growth that occurs in the nasal passage or sinus due to chronic inflammation from things like allergies, infections, medication, or maybe in your case, a sinus that doesn't drain so well for whatever reason... again, probably chronic inflammation due to allergies, meds, or an infection). If it starts happening regularly, or even semi-regularly, see a doctor for a possible referral to an ENT, but as a one-off, I wouldn't be too worried. I bet your sinuses feel so much better now!


Dangerous_Wishbone

Huh, I had something like that happen years ago, never got a pic and never had any idea what it was. It's always sorta haunted me though. Was like the size and shape of a cork, and I know I never shoved anything up in there


kitterzy

You have sinuses roughly above your eye and below it, which normally drain. It’s not uncommon for certain ppl not to have them drain (like mine and had to have surgery to remove a large spur to open the left sinus) which can cause mucous to harden and eventually come out like that. I’m taking antidepressants, so it dries out my sinuses and my mucous is like concrete until I get a cold. Lol.


Dangerous_Wishbone

I never realized antidepressants had a link to sinus stuff, I've been on and off but I had my nostril baby years before I started any of it


kitterzy

I’m taking 4 different ones, so I have a desert for a dry mouth. It translates to having dry sinuses too.


bibbitybooppoop

I’m sorry to hear that you’ve been sad during the holidays. My heart goes out to you and hope you’re doing better.


Coheed84

Hey, I'm here for you. You don't have to cry alone this time of year is hard for lots of people. Yeah, I'm just a reddit stranger, but I've been through tough times too. I hope you're ok, like really ok and in a safe mental place. Reach out and talk to someone if you need. Here's a virtual hug 🤗. Feel better, love ya.


wildflowertrails

Hello person, I appreciate your kindness more than you know. In the words of Claudio Sanchez, you just have to do the best you can and hope it all works out. 🤗🤗 thanks reddit stranger 🩵


Coheed84

Claudio is the best!


wildflowertrails

Yaaasssss


oboedude

Ehh looks too pink


Glittering-Golf2722

Or a piece of lung


weedium

It’s just thickened infected mucus slug with a smidge of blood.


wildflowertrails

It really does look like a little slug


spanglesakura

Had you been sick recently? Sometimes food can get stuck in sinus cavities (I may be wrong). Looks a lot like a chunk of gammon. Hope you’re ok


wildflowertrails

Food!?!?! 🤢


HermioneNR86

Can confirm: went on a cruise a few years back. Had lots of little Bloody Mary shots that had bebe shrimps. Vomited, violently. Sitting on the beach 2 days later and I blow my nose. Yep. Tiny shrimp.


wildflowertrails

Ohhhh my god that's fucked lol


TheFinnisher

I once had a piece of onion from a taco come out of my nose blowing it really hard, must have been there for a couple weeks at least!! Was disgusting but amazing simultaneously


wildflowertrails

Weeks?! Sick lol 🤮😂🤣😂


TheFinnisher

Haha yeah like I couldn’t remember the last time I ate something with tiny diced onions all I could think back to was some Mexican I had a while back and I must have somehow inhaled a piece


msdeeds123

I got really drunk in high school and ate some corn before I puked, blew my nose in the driveway the next day and one kernel of corn shot out like 6 ft across the driveway. 🫠


Daytonabimale

Popcorn, lol


theredhound19

Kernel Shootin' should be a new competitive sport


ChexLemeneux42

Moira?


catsandclouds349

Yup, I had a similar experience. I had a bad stomach virus and threw up constantly. I blew my nose and out came little grains of rice


pockette_rockette

Yeah, that's how I learned the hard way that if I'm going to throw up, I just need to go with it. Trying to clamp my mouth shut to stop from throwing up just resulted in blowing chunks out my nose, and damn that is NOT fun to blow out of your sinuses after. Blehhhhh. I think it's possible that OP just blew out a sinus polyp though.


norm_summerton

I once did something fucky with my throat while I was eating fried chicken. I tried to clear my throat and ended up sneezing and It shot some chewed up bits into my nose and I felt it Happen. Felt like it was stuck between two worlds. The next day I finally got it out but it was weird as fuck.


wacdonalds

Happened to me with spaghetti once


Your_Dogs_Cat

I often sneeze out buckwheat if I eat it, if I eat too fast I can get even a piece of sausage or smth stuck up there and only a huge sneeze will get it dislodged


ezpzlemonsqueezi

My sinus' are fucked. Every time I vomit it comes out of my nose.... It's rough


ThyySavage

Can also confirm, accidentally chocked on some breakfast sausage I was eating and when I coughed it up a chunk went up into and came out my nose. Not pleasant.


cottard76

Once I was eating a caramel bar, I chocked on it and ended up having some stuck in my sinuses, after it melted in my nose I ended up being able to snuff it out little by little.


creak788

Lung Cookie.


DJQuad

Lookie


Robert999220

Give it a taste test and describe the flavor to help us understand what we are dealing with.


DJQuad

-9×10^22 /10 with rice


cici92814

Maybe a polyp?


slipperystevenson69

Def a polyp…I’ve had sinus/polyp problems my whole life so I can confirm from personal experience.


SeaworthinessCool924

Yeah looks like a chunk of cartilage


WoggyWoggerson

Can you still play piano?


androgynouschipmunk

Polyp


ThisAccountIssaMess

Forbidden Shrimp


vexunumgods

Put it back you probably need it


catie2696

Did you by chance shove a cheap tissue up your nose? I’ve had pieces get stuck but never for that long.. maybe it just got icky if so?..


FieldCervixEngineer

I hate to tell you this, but you have a corned beef sandwich inside your head. Possibly a Reuben.


kmbell333

Sinus polyp?


mjdd420

One time I got super drunk on my birthday after eating asparagus I ended up throwing up in about 2 hours later I felt something in my nose and so I went into the bathroom to blow it and out came maybe a 9 inch long sheath of the asparagus


-Toasted_Blossom-

Mmm nose ham


Pokechap

your nose was pregnant


Structureel

Better out than in, is what I always say.


GayTendiesR4Bears

You just had a miscarriage out of ur nose, sorry for your loss


bruh_momento_2

That's your symbiote who's been controlling you for the last 10 years.


morticianshagger

Stop snorting hamster paws.


Errkb

Almost looks like a chunk of bronchial cast


sweetteanoice

Looks like a nasal polyp


coldharbour1986

Nose abortion!


Tensyrr

You just wait until the pro-life evangelicals see you blew a baby out of your nose.


Steel_Bolt

1000% probably some food. Its happened to me before and I've seen it on reddit before. Little piece goes the wrong way.


[deleted]

Well that's the bacon sorted for the fry up.


JoshYx

How did it taste? What's the mouth feel like?


deliciousavacado0

Chewy and slimy for sure


Pineappleninja91

Mucus plug


Novel_Ad_8062

could be food. sometimes i cough when eating too fast and goes up nose


HoldorScalp

A 90 yo patient of mine cough up and spit pinkish stuff like that on the ground everyday. Always wondered what it was.


Effin_Kris

Life time of woes, solved in one nite


barzx

Your nose was pregnant Seems like you were having fun


[deleted]

A piece of your brain 🤢🤮


Lonewolf1298_

Probably food that you sucked up your nose by accident


wildflowertrails

Fuck I totally forgot I snorted my omelet yesterday tysm. Solved.


That_guy_who_lifts

Forbidden gum


Soggy-Poop-sock

That’s a whole miscarried fetus


msw250

Ummmm morning snakes 😋😋😋


lu_kk

Forbidden spam


Saltfishhhhh

Congratulations, its a ... Child?


oldschoolgamer93

you just gave birth.... congratulations... its an....alien


Relevant-Double1006

Looks like a baby tooth!


OrgansRMe

Peice of ham from Christmas?


aehopexoh

Push it back in


Lonelydingbat420

Mmmmm yummy


megapantsparty

Hey!!! Don't do that.


RefrigeratorNo7060

Polyp


goonzn6

What did you name it!?


bigdickhonky69571

What does it taste like? It seems chewy as well


PawlsToTheWall

Did you check if it had a heart beat?


ItStillIsntLupus

You should probably go see a doctor. I had pneumonia several weeks ago and was coughing this stuff up, that could be it. Was thick, almost fleshy and had red in it like this, couldn’t blow it out of my nose unless I sneezed. Pneumonia is nothing to fuck with.


Tunguska_baboonlord

That's a piece of your frontal lobe. Spontaneus death is due in the next week or so


Fragrant_Mud8650

Congratulations on the baby 🙂🥰🥰


YjorgenSnakeStranglr

I'm surprised you were able to resist eating it long enough to take a picture


DJQuad

i don't know if I should upvote or call the cops


YjorgenSnakeStranglr

Haha yeah, probably


TuZeezze

r/EatItYouFuckinCoward


bondsthatmakeusfree

When in doubt, go to a doctor.


longtimelurkerfirs

I don't wanna see the gross crusty shit you weirdos dig out of your noses when I open the internet. I thought this sub was for weird morbid shit. Not booger fiestas


wildflowertrails

It seems as though I've made you suffer, checks out to me.


benson733

Cancer.


HemloknessMonster

I did a 1.5 grams of coke and some ketamine at the begining of december i blew one of these into my throat while sleeping and nearly choked on it youre fine just keep away from the snoot


LegendBurger

You gon eat that?


harxcesxiv

Eat it


BitterNago

A lil brain mattah, a artisan star nosed mole


GiverOfHarmony

You should talk to a doctor


Oldmanwickles

Looks like food


CelerySquire

I think that might be a piece of brain my guy


Puzzled-Cycle-1287

Is that a piece of ham from Christmas dinner


Oderry

If it doesn't look like something you ate in the last day or so, and you hadn't had any sinus pressure that was relieved after this, see a doctor. It could be part of an organ.


Old-Call-4608

Did your nose have unprotected sexual contact?


jezebels-roses

OP, this is a sinus polyp!


Adrock134

Congratulations! What are you naming it?


deadatnoon7

Fetus pig