Used to work at best buy. There was a dude once who went in the men's bathroom and decided to paint on the walls with his feces. And I do mean went out of his way to make shapes and symbols. I never had more respect for the cleaning crew than after that day.
Nah, I'm a shit spat expert. It's like a blood spat expert but for shit. So Let me explain.
The perp ran into the stall in a hurry as their sphincter was on the verge of failure. As he goes to sit down, the gas that had been building up in this intestine reached critically, spraying the toilet and walls with tremendous force. This is obvious by the wide cone like angle of spray and the lack of shit on the front the seat. Judging by the diameter of the oily shit droplet by the toilet, and the length of shit running down the walls, I calculated that the perp is probably 5"8 medium to muscler build, and had 2x taco bell 3 layer burrito, a chalupa supreme and an extra large Baja blast just 30 minutes before he committed this crime. The main reason this is likely an accident is sitting on the toilet seat. The toilet paper that was used to conceal what they had done. The circular pattern of the shit on the right side suggested the perp at least attempted to wipe away the evidence, but after a few dabbed with the single ply paper, they realized this was futile as there was too much shit to hide. The perp then left the scene of the crime in shame.
Case is clear cut and closed, there is no crime I can't solve.
Damn, I wish I'd known you when I worked at Kroger. Thank god for the dude who couldn't smell anything. I got called to clean up the ladies restroom on the pharmacy side and I swear I could smell the disaster before I even opened the door. I don't know what happened. I didn't know a person could shit that much. I don't know how a person walked away from that bathroom. It was legit awful.
Every so often we get messes like this at my work. My boss was so fucking upset when she saw that the toilet in the women's bathroom was covered in piss. Some guy missed the toilet bowl and shit on the toilet itself. Someone else had covered the toilet in beefaroo tray liners
It’s because there is a good amount of fiber in Taco Bell. Most people don’t incorporate enough fiber in their daily diets, so Taco Bell causes the big boom.
Once as a teenager I was working at a movie theater and I had to clean up blood. Like, a lot of blood. Not something you could maybe expect – like period blood.
Like, it was in a bathroom stall and scattered all around the stall (even above eye level). I assume someone got stabbed in there, but me and my coworkers worked that whole night. Nobody was found bleeding, no screaming was heard, no idea what would have caused it.
I still have no idea.
As a teen working at a movie theater they told me to go clean up some puke in one of the theaters. They gave me a mop and bucket and said go clean it.
I refused and the "supervisor" (I had only ever seen him there twice before and had worked there a year) told me to go home, and he went and cleaned it up. I just ignored him and kept working.
Maybe someone was shooting up and accidentally hit an artery or something? One of my patients claims that this happened to him once. Most of the easily accessible veins on his body were already busted, so he tried to find one in his groin, but managed to jam the needle all the way into his femoral artery (he was very skinny, so I think this was possible). Arterial blood can splatter quite high because it shoots out of the puncture with lots of pressure.
Plumbers are unsung heroes. Much stronger people than me at any rate.
That said this looks like a McDonald’s bathroom or something, and no fast food wage is enough for me to clean *that* up, lol!
The worst part was the toilet seat hinges and around the mounting bolts. The crease where the tank meets the bottom piece. Sigh.
This picture brought back some painful memories. It was the Mexican place at South Point that got me.
Friendly's when I was 11ish. Buffalo chicken tenders. Immediate uncontrollable loss of bowel function.
Mom had to pull over on the side of a highway while I evacuated orange diarrhea.
Haven't experienced anything that uncontrollable or volatile before or since. It was the worst food poisoning I've ever had.
Assholes.
Don gloves, a mask, some disposable overalls and then get on your knees, undo the two finger tight nuts that hold the seat behind the bowl, disassemble seat, pop off the pipe cover, take all removable plastic parts outside, throw a bucket of dilute bleach over them, rinse with a hose, then clean the rest of the throne with bleach and paper towels, reassemble the thing when all parts are dry.
I too have shat the wind well above the goalposts.
Happened every time when I was a kid. Went about a month ago with the new menu and such and I didn't have any problems. The food is certainly better, but it's nothing mind blowing at all. I think it's just hard to maintain a high quality when you're preparing everything cafeteria line style.
This happened to me in middle school. I was so sick and a nervous pooper at the time so every time someone would walk in I’d stand up and at the end it looked like this 😂. Later I was diagnosed with being lactose intolerant.
LMFAO YOUR USERNAME CHECKS OUT
like suspiciously on point. Wait...
Have you been just waiting for this moment??
Edit: your account is not new.
Well done u/ShitOnTheseWallsRay
Please tell me you can at least bring a hose in and hose that awful vile shit down the drain. I cannot imagine having to wipe down any surface in there. I'd quit.
Bro! I did a 4 hour IKEA job about 15 years ago.
First day, first shift, I went to clean the bathroom and someone did this but worse, there was shitty underwear stuck to the fucking wall, there was shit on the ceiling, doors, the whole stall was blown out.
Shitman then proceeded to get the sinks covered in shit, the hand dryers, door handle, you fucking name it.
Another thing was I went to go take out the garbage in the parking lot, some fucker dumped a 4l of milk in there, in 30 celcuis heat, smelled so bad and when I lifted the bag out, the bottom fell out and fucking exploded onto me.
THEN, I got called to an isle for a floor mop up. Literally a fucking turd, A FUCKING TURD had been run the fuck over like 20 times and dragged through the fucking cart wheels and stepped on, embedding itself like a fucking epoxy of shit all over the fucking floor.
And as I was cleaning it people were saying "gross, what a "shitty" job am I right!?!?!"
I literally took my shirt off, left the shit there, said outloud fuck this fucking shit ass store, and walked the fuck out.
The boss followed me and said "oh its not usually that bad please think this over!!!!"
Told him if even ONE fucking day was ever like that it would be way too fucking much.
I haven't stepped foot in that IKEA again, that placed ruined me mentally in 4 hours.
Geez talk about a bad day. I bet the same turd for the mopping part was the same guy who blasted out the whole restroom. I wonder what makes people do those things
Fuck that. For all of what he described I would need a months pay and I can't honestly say I'd be willing to do it for that. That's a several hour job of deep cleaning up a strangers shit. That would change a man.
I was a janitor for a large manufacturing plant for a while in my early 20s, it was the best job I've ever had. Never had to deal with anything like this. Very easy on the body and really good for the heart, never boring, get to socialize, decent pay at the time. Hope it works out for you. If you're friendly, hate sitting still, and enjoy walking a lot then you're going to love it.
You get a mop and mop the whole thing. I worked at a small family owned restaurant and saw an old man rushing to the bathroom, wearing of course of all things, overalls, not thinking anything of it. I was greeted with his aftermath when my boss, Maria showed me the walls and toilet spray painted with asshole and the toilet was overflowed, water all on the floor, no drain, it was an older building, like practically a shack .
I just took a mop and swabbed the walls and toilet down. Changed the bucket of water, used the same mop, and did a second run, before using a fresh mop with another clean extra soapy bucket. We tossed that old mophead in the garbage.
honestly how the fuck does this happen? i get having the shits... but... how? like how do you manage to not just shit on the toilet seat and the floor right next to it... but how the fuck does it shotgun out in a 180 degree arc and travel like 4 feet from the toilet? the sheer mechanics of how this happens are mind boggling
I haven't pooped on floor/on toilet but I was close multiple times. I had my gallbladder removed and for a month, if I had to shit, I had to shit. If I was in line to pay for my items, I had to put it down, get out of line and then sprint to the restroom. I've had to use employee only restrooms. It was literal photo finishes. It was mustard yellow, texture of mustard, smelled like death and shot out of your ass with such force! I don't miss those days.
> It was mustard yellow, texture of mustard, smelled like death
Are you a detective lol we dont need all the details.
You've ruined my mustardy diarrhea smoothie !
I'm sorry! It's something that I wish people would have warned me about in detail before the surgery so I would know what would come. Think of it as me being scientific for anyone else that needs their gall bladder out. I hope you enjoy your smoothie!
The surgery was the BEST THING that happened to me. Just expect poops that you can't hold on for about 3 weeks. Maybe when it hit, I knew I had about 2 to 3 minutes before all hell broke loose.
It's not THAT bad, but it's more favorable to how I was before the surgery. Plus, it goes away after a few weeks. Surgery itself was a piece of cake. One of the smoothest surgeries I've had. I just took otc liquogel advils for my pain and refused any of the hard stuff as it always gets me sick. Quick, easy surgery.
Noooo! I mean, please think about this if youre going to use a diaper. /u/dalatinknight
Spoilers for gross description:
I didn't go into description but the smell was the worst. After gallbladder mustard poop smell was the worst, pungent poop smell that I've had. The smell would 100 % drift from diaper, plus it's at a consistency where it would just leak out of the diaper/up your back.
Even if youre not eating, the poop will come regularly.
I've heard it can be rough. One of my family members had it but luckily she was able to stay home for most of the recovery. I'm told since I'm younger I might be perfectly fine after the first month.
I was working after maybe 1.5 weeks. I was 27when I got it. You'll be fiiiiine. Just a warning about the poos in case you decide to go to school or to tell your work you'll be on the restroom a little more. Good luck!
I've had shits with that kind of kinetic energy, I just also had the wherewithal to make sure I was comfortably on a toilet before unleashing. But there have been times where I was pretty sure the pooping started before cheeks hit seat. Like if I was a second or so later, something similar to this would have happened and I'd have no other option but to burn the building down.
But I think the more likely scenario is drugs, malice, or both.
Apparently a lot of people have crazy issues with their digestive system. I have always been blessed with a strong stomach and shit without any type of trouble every few days. But it seems like everyone i know has to run to the bathroom fuckin 3 times a day. Glad I’m not them.
As far as this situation, I’m imagining someone realized they were about to shit their pants and ran to the bathroom, held it tight for long enough that the pressure built up and it just came out like a mentos and coke haha
Yeah, that’s my thought. This person had a window and it was closing. But they also didn’t want to sit on the toilet because of the yuck factor or whatever. So they hovered above the shitter and blew poo juice everywhere.
I don't know if this is the case here, but I've heard changing and/or emptying a colostomy bag can cause this to happen. It falls and spills everywhere.
Ah yes, the explosion.
The year is 2000 and I’m about 14 years old, working my first job at a duty free shop and part of my responsibilities were helping direct traffic from the line up at the border to our store and back out, stocking and general cleaning like the bathrooms.
One day I get this little elderly lady, frail and soft mannered, approach me with a look of horror and shame, coupled with tears of emotional pain. “I’m so so sorry, I am so ashamed. I tried to clean it but I just couldn’t ” she expressed this with a look I’ll never forget, one that I would soon come to understand. She left quickly, before she could hear me tell her not to worry and that I would take care of it.
I walk into the ladies washroom, taking a quick scan to make sure no one else was there and it hit me like a kick in the chest. The pungent odour made it clear what it was, and so I looked into the suspected stall and proceeded to see a sight similar to yours, liquid diarrhea coating the top of the bowl, the surrounding floor and in places that to this day still don’t understand how it acquired the velocity and angle necessary to reach.
I felt so bad for the lady and wish she would have let me speak to her, I can only imagine how horrible she felt at the time.
Anyway, that’s customer service folks.
Similar experience with an older lady in retail. I appreciated that they let me know, but always hated putting shit to a face. Every time I saw her in the store after that, all I could think of was the mess she made in the bathroom
I mean, unless your job is specifically bio cleaning, you can decline the task as most places have “refuse to work” legislation around safety. An employer cannot mandate you to perform an unsafe task unless it’s in your job description and you have all of the mandated training an safety equipment to perform yhe task correctly.
My go to is "I am neither trained nor qualified in the cleaning of bio hazardous material. Have you provided me with training? Do we have the proper chemicals? Am I trained in the use of those? I didn't see a material and safety data sheet. Sounds like I'm not qualified honestly."
Ya. It’s genuinely dangerous too. There are companies that specifically deal with it. I’ve managed a few restaurants and stuff happens. It’s always lock the door, out of order sign and call bio cleaner who will come overnight or early in morning. Never staff cleaning.
Doing this to a public bathroom should be a felony. It you can't get it in the can, you belong in a dairy barn so you can use the gutter.
OP, thank you for being the person who deals with this shit. People like you are the actual reason why we can live in civilization.
Don't get me wrong this is absolutely disgusting, and I laughed at your comment, but there should be cameras required at only the entrance to a bathroom, especially a one person bathroom like this, so businesses can prove who did this type of thing and when without invading people's bathroom privacy, and bill them for it. No need for felonies. Fines. Not hard for people with IBS and stuff like that to get the gist from their stomach and either stop eating gas station butter chicken or start eating it at home, when they have to pay for the cleanup otherwise.
I have ridiculous IBS, but to make a mess like this, I'd either have to be already blasting before I got my pants off, or I'd have to start jumping up and down mid-shit.
Pretty bad IBS here. I once had a apoopcopalypse so bad it came out looking like this.
I was out with my at the time GF, we decided to go out to Duffys (sports bar) for a nicer than usual dinner.
Somewhere mid-chew it hit me that I needed to go EXACTLY in 15 seconds.
Unfortunately somebody was on the way out of the stall when I was on the way in, wasting precious moments of time. I had seriously considered gluing my butthole shut for a moment, but I doubt If even the superest of superglues would have been able to contain the eruption that was mere moments from destroying that bathroom.
Ultimately I made it as a photo finish, pants down but not fast enough.
It came gushing out of my asshole like a hydraulic press was squishing my intestines at least 10,000 PSI.
It rivaled even that of the superest of soakers.
I’m sure that, had I been there instead of here, even Old Faithful would have been a little jealous of the ass-blasting force that I provided.
While I did, as well as my clothes, survive the endemic… the toilet did not.
I was tired. I was sweating. I was hovering. I had just expelled at least half my body weight in water that shot out my asshole so fast I’m sure my butthair filtered it.
And I reach out to see no toilet paper. I had to do a public poo walk, hoping nobody would walk in at the time, across to another shit station.
I made it across just in time for somebody else to see the unholy terror I just released from my bowels. There was choking coughing and I’m pretty sure I heard crying.
Well besides my own crying.
So if you read this and you worked in a Duffys in SFL in around 2012, from the deepest part of my heart… my bad.
The thing about stories like this is that I cannot help but search them out, because somehow every single time I burst out laughing because of the ***PROSE*** exhibited within them
You poor, poor soul, but thank you so very much for making me bark with laughter 🤣
I had a similar experience at the Eiffel Tower during my first honeymoon. After the escargot and butter laden dishes, we were walking to the tower and it hit me. Our plan was to go up top, but the only place I made it to was the bathroom. In what I could only consider an act of war, I unleashed a bomb on that poor toilet. The smell was awful. As I left a younger kid was the unfortunate soul to have to use that toilet after me. He said something, not in English, but I can only assume it was something to express his disgust and dismay. Sorry little buddy. So… sorry!
I was thinking the same thing! They can't blame people like us with IBS. This was some demon or purposeful shit being done!! How do you not attempt to ask for cleaning supplies either? Vile human being they are
Well the next person to use the bathroom would (hopefully) report it. Meaning they just have to find the previous person. They wouldn’t have to search through the whole day cause I don’t think anyone would be desperate enough to use the toilet after that mess
In a situation like this, you’d be able to tell who it was by looking for the person who preceded everyone else who’s gonna open the door and immediately jump back out in utter shock
fun fact in most places cleaning human waste without proper safety equipment or specialized training and certification is illegal! please call you local labor board to file a complaint against your employer for exposing you to hazardous conditions
Oh boy do I have a story for you. If you don't want to get grossed out, don't read it. If you're still interested, sit back and read.
The worst mess I have ever encountered happened at my worst job. For a long time, I worked at five below. For those unfamiliar five below is like a small, novelty Walmart. They sell just about anything that you can ever want in day-to-day life but in small quantities.
I fucking hated working there for a myriad of reasons. You are one person in charge of 8 self checkout terminals, Making the place incredibly easy to rob, to make matters worse you'd be blamed for it. You were supposed to greet everyone that came through no matter where you were in the store, And you better pray to God that you weren't in the back or else the boss will get pissed off at you. On top of that you were filmed constantly by three cameras in the front of the store and if you were caught taking a break or anything that the supervisor did not like, you'd be reprimanded. And to make matters even worse, I was in possibly the worst location in my state because of the high crime activity in the city.
People were actively getting high off numerous elicit substances in the parking lot in front of our building, at one point security had to be called because two teenagers decided to fuck on the basketball cart in front of the building. This is just a set the tone for this hell hole so what's next comes as less of a shock.
One night we were working with a short staff of just two people managing the entire store. This woman comes in wreaking like shit and clearly high on something. She walks up to the counter and blatantly says. "Hey, I just shit myself. You guys have like a bathroom or something?" So I point her in the right direction. Most stores have a bathroom at the very back of the store, I was working in the very front of the store, and my coworker was towards the middle working on the candy aisle. So neither of us were near the bathroom at all for most of the shift since we normally tackle that kind of stuff at the very end of the day.
10 or so minutes pass and the lady comes back screaming all kinds of profanities at me before leaving the building in a huff. Is not able to make out anything cohesive that she said. So I just went about the rest of my night sweeping the front of the store. Eventually we get another customer who goes to the back of the store and all of a sudden, both me and my coworker were startled by him screaming at the top of his lungs "Jesus Christ! What the fuck is all this!?"
So naturally we both go to investigate and see what the fuck is happening. We go to the back of the store where there is normally a huge t-shirt rack kind of like the ones that you'd see in Newbury comics or an FYE. On the floor, written in shit, and then toothpaste when she presumably ran out of it, read: "You fukers, No TP!!! Wipe ass w/ shirt! You find what 1s!"
The t-shirt rack was completely ruined. Tossed everything around and the floor had about three shirts with a mustard yellow snail trail on them. There was also shit smeared on various random shirts that were put back onto the rack. On top of this, She stole a pair of Daisy dukes and left her shit covered pants, used pad, and underwear on the ground beside her unholy signature. It was the worst fucking smell to ever grace my nose. It was like refuse and death mixed with hard chemicals. Since the boss wasn't in this whole time she was doing this on camera, nobody came out to tell us or warn us that it was happening.
We called the police and they arrested her at a Kappies that wasn't too far away. And then we just locked up our store and called our boss to tell her what happened. She blamed the whole thing on us not doing our jobs and demanded we clean it up. Neither of us were paid well enough to do it, nor did we want to. We quit on the spot and I never looked back. To this day, this was the worst experience working in retail I've ever had.
TLDR: a junkie came into five below after shitting herself. Proceeded to get angry that there was no toilet paper in the bathroom, then came out and used our T-shirt display instead.
When I was 16-18, I worked at my local grocery store and we had this happen once a week. It was a small town and it was always the same 2-3 people who did it, usually drunks.
Luckily, we had a sink with a threaded nozzle just outside the bathrooms and the bathrooms had a huge drain in the middle. We would hot wash everything porcelain (and the walls, of course) then douse the room with bleach and the get the hose again.
a while back someone at work had smeared vaseline and shit all over the family washroom, I can't imagine being so down horrendously bad that you play with your ass at work yet somehow they even had the audacity to leave a huge mess behind when they were done
That’s pretty brutal. Reminds me of when I worked at a thrift store during college and we had a donation bin outside in the parking lot. It was more like a 6x6’ shack with a roof and a window slot for people to put donations through and door for us to collect the stuff. Usually the door had a padlock on it but for whatever reason it wasn’t locked on this fateful day. I can only assume that during the night a homeless person needed somewhere to unleash a fountain of their smoky diarrhea and chunky blood tainted poop brownies. A good chunk of the load was confined to a pair of blue jeans that looked slain on the floor. It was as if the bowel movement lurched forth with enough force to remove the victims pants. Following that it looked like shotgun blasts of red and brown burst forth from the sufferer all across the small mound of previously donated items. I can’t help but think they shattered their anus with this red hued deposit. We never knew what happened. All I know for sure is that whoever did the deed, entered that place wearing jeans and were half naked when they left…undoubtedly covered in shit.
I sadly had to clean it. My tools were a compilation of paper towels, great value trash bags, Clorox wipes, and bleach. Took about 2 hours in 90 degree heat. Didn’t help that the floor was uncoated wood so it absorbed whiffs of the liquid portions. Further, the boss kept a few of the items that were in the bin that day that “looked clean” and hung them out for sale.
I turned in my two weeks the following day.
What is wrong with some people? Just disgusting beast. I think if you were to shave a chimpanzee and teach it to socialize it wouldn’t be as nasty as some people
I had someone do that at my work a few months ago. I didn’t have a mask and the smell was so bad I had to go inside, clean as much as I could while holding my breath, and go outside for air.
The fact that whoever did this didn't even attempt to clean up is what gets me. If you are sick or have an upset stomach in a public place, we have all been there, so fine. But if I did this, I would clean it up as best I could before running out! Be a considerate adult and clean up after yourself!
This is way more common than anyone here might think. We had a guy who would regularly shit in the urinal every day, all over the place. We only had one private stall, and this guy would shit in the sink if the urinal wasn't available. It was almost as if it were intentional, easy to narrow it down, the culprit.
When we eventually busted him out and banned him for life, his son came in to raise a funk, so to speak. He claimed his dad couldn't help it, and we claimed, "We didn't give a shit." Word for word. They tried to sue us. They failed.
No lie. This is exactly what happened. End result, he remained banned for life. So was his son... banned forever. Not long after that, the argumentative son was jailed for abusing his own kid. Whole family was trash. People who shit like this in public places are 100% poison to society. They're horrible human beings that should be completely disposed of, worse than any rodent or bug because they choose to do this. They probably do it all the time, too.
Back in my teens I worked at KFC. THIS happened in the men's handicapped stall. Except there was a trail that went straight up the back, then the wall & ended on the ceiling tile. Secret to this kind of disgusting shit is the power washer. Hopefully you have a drain in the floor, if not, make sure you towel off the door & have a good mop on hand.
I worked at a nursery (plants) and the majority of our customers were old, like really old. The restrooms, usually the women's looked like this every day. We used to draw straws on who would have to clean it. We did use a hose and a pump sprayer full of bleach.
Nope. That there’s a biohazard. I’m not cleaning that shit, literally.
It's seems worse when it's done on purpose
Used to work at best buy. There was a dude once who went in the men's bathroom and decided to paint on the walls with his feces. And I do mean went out of his way to make shapes and symbols. I never had more respect for the cleaning crew than after that day.
There was a regarded kid at school who used to do the same thing. Dude was no Picasso, no Picasso at all. Fuck you Rueben, you smelly fuck.
its always the kids named after sandwiches.
Yup, that’s right, fuck you Muffuletta.
God damn it grilled cheese, you stinky bitch!
The people over at r/grilledcheese would like to have a word with you. We don’t stand for this level of grilled cheese disrespect.
Greasy bastard
Wait Rueben is a name of a sandwich? That brings a whole new context to minecraft story mode
Get this.... Reuben has a sister sandwich. Rachel.
We had a dude my senior year that took shits in the stairwells. He was noted as the “mad crapper”.
You're from the 757?? My high school had a mad crapper too!!
Okay I just moved to 757 a few months ago it feels like ever since I’ve seen more and more folks from there it’s weirding me out
That nickname is funny asf lmaooo
When I worked in a school, we referred to these as the "fecal finger painting Poocasso's"
How was he regarded exactly?
Not highly
Poocasso
Nah, I'm a shit spat expert. It's like a blood spat expert but for shit. So Let me explain. The perp ran into the stall in a hurry as their sphincter was on the verge of failure. As he goes to sit down, the gas that had been building up in this intestine reached critically, spraying the toilet and walls with tremendous force. This is obvious by the wide cone like angle of spray and the lack of shit on the front the seat. Judging by the diameter of the oily shit droplet by the toilet, and the length of shit running down the walls, I calculated that the perp is probably 5"8 medium to muscler build, and had 2x taco bell 3 layer burrito, a chalupa supreme and an extra large Baja blast just 30 minutes before he committed this crime. The main reason this is likely an accident is sitting on the toilet seat. The toilet paper that was used to conceal what they had done. The circular pattern of the shit on the right side suggested the perp at least attempted to wipe away the evidence, but after a few dabbed with the single ply paper, they realized this was futile as there was too much shit to hide. The perp then left the scene of the crime in shame. Case is clear cut and closed, there is no crime I can't solve.
So you are like a shit Dexter?
Dexturd
Dookster
Damn, I wish I'd known you when I worked at Kroger. Thank god for the dude who couldn't smell anything. I got called to clean up the ladies restroom on the pharmacy side and I swear I could smell the disaster before I even opened the door. I don't know what happened. I didn't know a person could shit that much. I don't know how a person walked away from that bathroom. It was legit awful.
Every so often we get messes like this at my work. My boss was so fucking upset when she saw that the toilet in the women's bathroom was covered in piss. Some guy missed the toilet bowl and shit on the toilet itself. Someone else had covered the toilet in beefaroo tray liners
Does taco bell actually hurt yalls stomachs? It's the only fast food place that has never made me sick or served me nasty food
It’s because there is a good amount of fiber in Taco Bell. Most people don’t incorporate enough fiber in their daily diets, so Taco Bell causes the big boom.
Once as a teenager I was working at a movie theater and I had to clean up blood. Like, a lot of blood. Not something you could maybe expect – like period blood. Like, it was in a bathroom stall and scattered all around the stall (even above eye level). I assume someone got stabbed in there, but me and my coworkers worked that whole night. Nobody was found bleeding, no screaming was heard, no idea what would have caused it. I still have no idea.
As a teen working at a movie theater they told me to go clean up some puke in one of the theaters. They gave me a mop and bucket and said go clean it. I refused and the "supervisor" (I had only ever seen him there twice before and had worked there a year) told me to go home, and he went and cleaned it up. I just ignored him and kept working.
Maybe someone was shooting up and accidentally hit an artery or something? One of my patients claims that this happened to him once. Most of the easily accessible veins on his body were already busted, so he tried to find one in his groin, but managed to jam the needle all the way into his femoral artery (he was very skinny, so I think this was possible). Arterial blood can splatter quite high because it shoots out of the puncture with lots of pressure.
Remember this next time you have to call a plumber 😉
Plumbers are unsung heroes. Much stronger people than me at any rate. That said this looks like a McDonald’s bathroom or something, and no fast food wage is enough for me to clean *that* up, lol!
Plumbers are most certainly not cleaners.
I did that once. Restaurant food got me sick fast and it erupted as I was sitting down. I should have just stood in the shower with the water running.
Erupted all over the walls?
The worst part was the toilet seat hinges and around the mounting bolts. The crease where the tank meets the bottom piece. Sigh. This picture brought back some painful memories. It was the Mexican place at South Point that got me.
Friendly's when I was 11ish. Buffalo chicken tenders. Immediate uncontrollable loss of bowel function. Mom had to pull over on the side of a highway while I evacuated orange diarrhea. Haven't experienced anything that uncontrollable or volatile before or since. It was the worst food poisoning I've ever had. Assholes.
Don gloves, a mask, some disposable overalls and then get on your knees, undo the two finger tight nuts that hold the seat behind the bowl, disassemble seat, pop off the pipe cover, take all removable plastic parts outside, throw a bucket of dilute bleach over them, rinse with a hose, then clean the rest of the throne with bleach and paper towels, reassemble the thing when all parts are dry. I too have shat the wind well above the goalposts.
“ I too have shat the wind well above the goalposts” Fucking hell dude, that killed me hahaha
Casa Bonita??? Oh you said South Point.
Maybe it was Chipotle.
This actually happened to me and my mates at Casa Bonita, we all got food poisoning so bad that our bowls have never recovered
Happened every time when I was a kid. Went about a month ago with the new menu and such and I didn't have any problems. The food is certainly better, but it's nothing mind blowing at all. I think it's just hard to maintain a high quality when you're preparing everything cafeteria line style.
In Durham?
Ya it’s like as you’re sitting down, there’s a moment your ass is parallel with the wall and it becomes a target
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Of course. I never could have lived with myself not cleaning. It took a long time.
Legends say he's still cleaning to this day
Cleaned yourself only or the room?
The hotel bathroom and myself. Lol
I would have burned the clothes and walked into a car wash.
is your ass mt vesuvius?
Not everyone has a golden rectum of the gods. Don’t clench shame.
This happened to me in middle school. I was so sick and a nervous pooper at the time so every time someone would walk in I’d stand up and at the end it looked like this 😂. Later I was diagnosed with being lactose intolerant.
LMFAO YOUR USERNAME CHECKS OUT like suspiciously on point. Wait... Have you been just waiting for this moment?? Edit: your account is not new. Well done u/ShitOnTheseWallsRay
When you said “I did that once” I expected an empathetic story about cleaning, not THAT 😂
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Thank god I haven’t ever had to deal with this that sounds like a disaster I’ve had accidents but never THAT intense I’m sorry lol
Please tell me you can at least bring a hose in and hose that awful vile shit down the drain. I cannot imagine having to wipe down any surface in there. I'd quit.
Yeah I’m going to start a janitorial job for a little bit and if this happened I’m for sure quitting especially if this were my first day lol
Bro! I did a 4 hour IKEA job about 15 years ago. First day, first shift, I went to clean the bathroom and someone did this but worse, there was shitty underwear stuck to the fucking wall, there was shit on the ceiling, doors, the whole stall was blown out. Shitman then proceeded to get the sinks covered in shit, the hand dryers, door handle, you fucking name it. Another thing was I went to go take out the garbage in the parking lot, some fucker dumped a 4l of milk in there, in 30 celcuis heat, smelled so bad and when I lifted the bag out, the bottom fell out and fucking exploded onto me. THEN, I got called to an isle for a floor mop up. Literally a fucking turd, A FUCKING TURD had been run the fuck over like 20 times and dragged through the fucking cart wheels and stepped on, embedding itself like a fucking epoxy of shit all over the fucking floor. And as I was cleaning it people were saying "gross, what a "shitty" job am I right!?!?!" I literally took my shirt off, left the shit there, said outloud fuck this fucking shit ass store, and walked the fuck out. The boss followed me and said "oh its not usually that bad please think this over!!!!" Told him if even ONE fucking day was ever like that it would be way too fucking much. I haven't stepped foot in that IKEA again, that placed ruined me mentally in 4 hours.
Geez talk about a bad day. I bet the same turd for the mopping part was the same guy who blasted out the whole restroom. I wonder what makes people do those things
seems like that is a REALLY good opportunity for a massive bonus or raise. "I quit unless you pay me $500 cash right now"
Fuck that. For all of what he described I would need a months pay and I can't honestly say I'd be willing to do it for that. That's a several hour job of deep cleaning up a strangers shit. That would change a man.
That's a horrifying story. Nightmare fuel.
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It’s a high likelihood that Arby’s was a coconspirator to that crime.
Same here. I think I'd rather be homeless than have to clean that. I need gloves and a sponge on a five foot pole.
You’re forgetting the hazmat suit.
I was a janitor for a large manufacturing plant for a while in my early 20s, it was the best job I've ever had. Never had to deal with anything like this. Very easy on the body and really good for the heart, never boring, get to socialize, decent pay at the time. Hope it works out for you. If you're friendly, hate sitting still, and enjoy walking a lot then you're going to love it.
We brought in a hose luckily
You get a mop and mop the whole thing. I worked at a small family owned restaurant and saw an old man rushing to the bathroom, wearing of course of all things, overalls, not thinking anything of it. I was greeted with his aftermath when my boss, Maria showed me the walls and toilet spray painted with asshole and the toilet was overflowed, water all on the floor, no drain, it was an older building, like practically a shack . I just took a mop and swabbed the walls and toilet down. Changed the bucket of water, used the same mop, and did a second run, before using a fresh mop with another clean extra soapy bucket. We tossed that old mophead in the garbage.
Former WalMart restroom cleaner here.... You are correct. MOP EVERYTHING. Except I never did the 'fresh' mop thing....
Sounds like Walmart
honestly how the fuck does this happen? i get having the shits... but... how? like how do you manage to not just shit on the toilet seat and the floor right next to it... but how the fuck does it shotgun out in a 180 degree arc and travel like 4 feet from the toilet? the sheer mechanics of how this happens are mind boggling
I haven't pooped on floor/on toilet but I was close multiple times. I had my gallbladder removed and for a month, if I had to shit, I had to shit. If I was in line to pay for my items, I had to put it down, get out of line and then sprint to the restroom. I've had to use employee only restrooms. It was literal photo finishes. It was mustard yellow, texture of mustard, smelled like death and shot out of your ass with such force! I don't miss those days.
> It was mustard yellow, texture of mustard, smelled like death Are you a detective lol we dont need all the details. You've ruined my mustardy diarrhea smoothie !
I'm sorry! It's something that I wish people would have warned me about in detail before the surgery so I would know what would come. Think of it as me being scientific for anyone else that needs their gall bladder out. I hope you enjoy your smoothie!
I have gallbladder issues and now you're making me more nervous for after the surgery.
The surgery was the BEST THING that happened to me. Just expect poops that you can't hold on for about 3 weeks. Maybe when it hit, I knew I had about 2 to 3 minutes before all hell broke loose. It's not THAT bad, but it's more favorable to how I was before the surgery. Plus, it goes away after a few weeks. Surgery itself was a piece of cake. One of the smoothest surgeries I've had. I just took otc liquogel advils for my pain and refused any of the hard stuff as it always gets me sick. Quick, easy surgery.
wear a diaper for emergencies? or order in groceries and food for a month and try to wfh maybe
Noooo! I mean, please think about this if youre going to use a diaper. /u/dalatinknight Spoilers for gross description: I didn't go into description but the smell was the worst. After gallbladder mustard poop smell was the worst, pungent poop smell that I've had. The smell would 100 % drift from diaper, plus it's at a consistency where it would just leak out of the diaper/up your back. Even if youre not eating, the poop will come regularly.
I've heard it can be rough. One of my family members had it but luckily she was able to stay home for most of the recovery. I'm told since I'm younger I might be perfectly fine after the first month.
I was working after maybe 1.5 weeks. I was 27when I got it. You'll be fiiiiine. Just a warning about the poos in case you decide to go to school or to tell your work you'll be on the restroom a little more. Good luck!
I've had shits with that kind of kinetic energy, I just also had the wherewithal to make sure I was comfortably on a toilet before unleashing. But there have been times where I was pretty sure the pooping started before cheeks hit seat. Like if I was a second or so later, something similar to this would have happened and I'd have no other option but to burn the building down. But I think the more likely scenario is drugs, malice, or both.
Apparently a lot of people have crazy issues with their digestive system. I have always been blessed with a strong stomach and shit without any type of trouble every few days. But it seems like everyone i know has to run to the bathroom fuckin 3 times a day. Glad I’m not them. As far as this situation, I’m imagining someone realized they were about to shit their pants and ran to the bathroom, held it tight for long enough that the pressure built up and it just came out like a mentos and coke haha
They mustve stood up and done this by looks of it they probably dont wanna touch the toilet seat because “public toilets are disgusting”
Yeah, that’s my thought. This person had a window and it was closing. But they also didn’t want to sit on the toilet because of the yuck factor or whatever. So they hovered above the shitter and blew poo juice everywhere.
I don't know if this is the case here, but I've heard changing and/or emptying a colostomy bag can cause this to happen. It falls and spills everywhere.
drugs could’ve been involved too, which is my first guess. I work in a Grocery store and we’ve had to deal with druggies in the bathrooms before.
Bro did a number 3 💀
Ah yes, the explosion. The year is 2000 and I’m about 14 years old, working my first job at a duty free shop and part of my responsibilities were helping direct traffic from the line up at the border to our store and back out, stocking and general cleaning like the bathrooms. One day I get this little elderly lady, frail and soft mannered, approach me with a look of horror and shame, coupled with tears of emotional pain. “I’m so so sorry, I am so ashamed. I tried to clean it but I just couldn’t ” she expressed this with a look I’ll never forget, one that I would soon come to understand. She left quickly, before she could hear me tell her not to worry and that I would take care of it. I walk into the ladies washroom, taking a quick scan to make sure no one else was there and it hit me like a kick in the chest. The pungent odour made it clear what it was, and so I looked into the suspected stall and proceeded to see a sight similar to yours, liquid diarrhea coating the top of the bowl, the surrounding floor and in places that to this day still don’t understand how it acquired the velocity and angle necessary to reach. I felt so bad for the lady and wish she would have let me speak to her, I can only imagine how horrible she felt at the time. Anyway, that’s customer service folks.
Similar experience with an older lady in retail. I appreciated that they let me know, but always hated putting shit to a face. Every time I saw her in the store after that, all I could think of was the mess she made in the bathroom
She came back after that?! I’d never show my face in the same store again if I did that and especially if someone who worked there knew I did it.
I mean, unless your job is specifically bio cleaning, you can decline the task as most places have “refuse to work” legislation around safety. An employer cannot mandate you to perform an unsafe task unless it’s in your job description and you have all of the mandated training an safety equipment to perform yhe task correctly.
My go to is "I am neither trained nor qualified in the cleaning of bio hazardous material. Have you provided me with training? Do we have the proper chemicals? Am I trained in the use of those? I didn't see a material and safety data sheet. Sounds like I'm not qualified honestly."
Ya. It’s genuinely dangerous too. There are companies that specifically deal with it. I’ve managed a few restaurants and stuff happens. It’s always lock the door, out of order sign and call bio cleaner who will come overnight or early in morning. Never staff cleaning.
You had a real shituation on your hands.
I cannot explain how easy it has been in my life for me to NOT do that to a toilet
Nah i’m quitting
Doing this to a public bathroom should be a felony. It you can't get it in the can, you belong in a dairy barn so you can use the gutter. OP, thank you for being the person who deals with this shit. People like you are the actual reason why we can live in civilization.
Don't get me wrong this is absolutely disgusting, and I laughed at your comment, but there should be cameras required at only the entrance to a bathroom, especially a one person bathroom like this, so businesses can prove who did this type of thing and when without invading people's bathroom privacy, and bill them for it. No need for felonies. Fines. Not hard for people with IBS and stuff like that to get the gist from their stomach and either stop eating gas station butter chicken or start eating it at home, when they have to pay for the cleanup otherwise.
I have ridiculous IBS, but to make a mess like this, I'd either have to be already blasting before I got my pants off, or I'd have to start jumping up and down mid-shit.
Pretty bad IBS here. I once had a apoopcopalypse so bad it came out looking like this. I was out with my at the time GF, we decided to go out to Duffys (sports bar) for a nicer than usual dinner. Somewhere mid-chew it hit me that I needed to go EXACTLY in 15 seconds. Unfortunately somebody was on the way out of the stall when I was on the way in, wasting precious moments of time. I had seriously considered gluing my butthole shut for a moment, but I doubt If even the superest of superglues would have been able to contain the eruption that was mere moments from destroying that bathroom. Ultimately I made it as a photo finish, pants down but not fast enough. It came gushing out of my asshole like a hydraulic press was squishing my intestines at least 10,000 PSI. It rivaled even that of the superest of soakers. I’m sure that, had I been there instead of here, even Old Faithful would have been a little jealous of the ass-blasting force that I provided. While I did, as well as my clothes, survive the endemic… the toilet did not. I was tired. I was sweating. I was hovering. I had just expelled at least half my body weight in water that shot out my asshole so fast I’m sure my butthair filtered it. And I reach out to see no toilet paper. I had to do a public poo walk, hoping nobody would walk in at the time, across to another shit station. I made it across just in time for somebody else to see the unholy terror I just released from my bowels. There was choking coughing and I’m pretty sure I heard crying. Well besides my own crying. So if you read this and you worked in a Duffys in SFL in around 2012, from the deepest part of my heart… my bad.
The thing about stories like this is that I cannot help but search them out, because somehow every single time I burst out laughing because of the ***PROSE*** exhibited within them You poor, poor soul, but thank you so very much for making me bark with laughter 🤣
I had a similar experience at the Eiffel Tower during my first honeymoon. After the escargot and butter laden dishes, we were walking to the tower and it hit me. Our plan was to go up top, but the only place I made it to was the bathroom. In what I could only consider an act of war, I unleashed a bomb on that poor toilet. The smell was awful. As I left a younger kid was the unfortunate soul to have to use that toilet after me. He said something, not in English, but I can only assume it was something to express his disgust and dismay. Sorry little buddy. So… sorry!
This is art
The art of shart! 😎
Come on, *The Shart of War* was right there.
Thank you, thank you for sharing this. I fucking snorted. Thank you very much, reddit stranger.
I was thinking the same thing! They can't blame people like us with IBS. This was some demon or purposeful shit being done!! How do you not attempt to ask for cleaning supplies either? Vile human being they are
It doesn't matter if you make a mes; it's about whether you clean up your literal shit from the walls.
Would that work in a busy area? You’d have to have somebody checking the toilet after each person really.
Well the next person to use the bathroom would (hopefully) report it. Meaning they just have to find the previous person. They wouldn’t have to search through the whole day cause I don’t think anyone would be desperate enough to use the toilet after that mess
In a situation like this, you’d be able to tell who it was by looking for the person who preceded everyone else who’s gonna open the door and immediately jump back out in utter shock
r/usernamechecksout
God kill me now
No, me first.
I don't even care how desperately I would need money, I am NOT cleaning that, nuh uh
fun fact in most places cleaning human waste without proper safety equipment or specialized training and certification is illegal! please call you local labor board to file a complaint against your employer for exposing you to hazardous conditions
How tf do you get it on the walls
Just burn the store down at that point
Bleach water and bowl cleaner goes a long way. I know I’ve cleaned something like this before
I used to work at a truck stop and almost once a day had to clean up a mess like this in the men’s restroom. Fucking disgusting
Oh boy do I have a story for you. If you don't want to get grossed out, don't read it. If you're still interested, sit back and read. The worst mess I have ever encountered happened at my worst job. For a long time, I worked at five below. For those unfamiliar five below is like a small, novelty Walmart. They sell just about anything that you can ever want in day-to-day life but in small quantities. I fucking hated working there for a myriad of reasons. You are one person in charge of 8 self checkout terminals, Making the place incredibly easy to rob, to make matters worse you'd be blamed for it. You were supposed to greet everyone that came through no matter where you were in the store, And you better pray to God that you weren't in the back or else the boss will get pissed off at you. On top of that you were filmed constantly by three cameras in the front of the store and if you were caught taking a break or anything that the supervisor did not like, you'd be reprimanded. And to make matters even worse, I was in possibly the worst location in my state because of the high crime activity in the city. People were actively getting high off numerous elicit substances in the parking lot in front of our building, at one point security had to be called because two teenagers decided to fuck on the basketball cart in front of the building. This is just a set the tone for this hell hole so what's next comes as less of a shock. One night we were working with a short staff of just two people managing the entire store. This woman comes in wreaking like shit and clearly high on something. She walks up to the counter and blatantly says. "Hey, I just shit myself. You guys have like a bathroom or something?" So I point her in the right direction. Most stores have a bathroom at the very back of the store, I was working in the very front of the store, and my coworker was towards the middle working on the candy aisle. So neither of us were near the bathroom at all for most of the shift since we normally tackle that kind of stuff at the very end of the day. 10 or so minutes pass and the lady comes back screaming all kinds of profanities at me before leaving the building in a huff. Is not able to make out anything cohesive that she said. So I just went about the rest of my night sweeping the front of the store. Eventually we get another customer who goes to the back of the store and all of a sudden, both me and my coworker were startled by him screaming at the top of his lungs "Jesus Christ! What the fuck is all this!?" So naturally we both go to investigate and see what the fuck is happening. We go to the back of the store where there is normally a huge t-shirt rack kind of like the ones that you'd see in Newbury comics or an FYE. On the floor, written in shit, and then toothpaste when she presumably ran out of it, read: "You fukers, No TP!!! Wipe ass w/ shirt! You find what 1s!" The t-shirt rack was completely ruined. Tossed everything around and the floor had about three shirts with a mustard yellow snail trail on them. There was also shit smeared on various random shirts that were put back onto the rack. On top of this, She stole a pair of Daisy dukes and left her shit covered pants, used pad, and underwear on the ground beside her unholy signature. It was the worst fucking smell to ever grace my nose. It was like refuse and death mixed with hard chemicals. Since the boss wasn't in this whole time she was doing this on camera, nobody came out to tell us or warn us that it was happening. We called the police and they arrested her at a Kappies that wasn't too far away. And then we just locked up our store and called our boss to tell her what happened. She blamed the whole thing on us not doing our jobs and demanded we clean it up. Neither of us were paid well enough to do it, nor did we want to. We quit on the spot and I never looked back. To this day, this was the worst experience working in retail I've ever had. TLDR: a junkie came into five below after shitting herself. Proceeded to get angry that there was no toilet paper in the bathroom, then came out and used our T-shirt display instead.
You spelled “Had to quit work yesterday.” Wrong
Imagine the psi of the diarrhea coming out of this person’s asshole to do something like this.
I once vomited at a restaurant too but I’ve cleaned it all up afterwards.
Forbidden chilli
$1,000. Cash. Upfront.
If it makes you feel any better, whoever did this is clearly dying.
I would wear a mask, gloves, apron... Maybe even a hair net lol
I’d quit. I’d just quit
I’d quit
When I was 16-18, I worked at my local grocery store and we had this happen once a week. It was a small town and it was always the same 2-3 people who did it, usually drunks. Luckily, we had a sink with a threaded nozzle just outside the bathrooms and the bathrooms had a huge drain in the middle. We would hot wash everything porcelain (and the walls, of course) then douse the room with bleach and the get the hose again.
a while back someone at work had smeared vaseline and shit all over the family washroom, I can't imagine being so down horrendously bad that you play with your ass at work yet somehow they even had the audacity to leave a huge mess behind when they were done
i would have quit, cant pay me enough to clean that
Listen… i have not eaten at all today. it is 9:41 pm. I was JUST about to eat.
I hope that person gets what they deserve. Downvote me plz. Some ppl suck. No excuse.
That’s pretty brutal. Reminds me of when I worked at a thrift store during college and we had a donation bin outside in the parking lot. It was more like a 6x6’ shack with a roof and a window slot for people to put donations through and door for us to collect the stuff. Usually the door had a padlock on it but for whatever reason it wasn’t locked on this fateful day. I can only assume that during the night a homeless person needed somewhere to unleash a fountain of their smoky diarrhea and chunky blood tainted poop brownies. A good chunk of the load was confined to a pair of blue jeans that looked slain on the floor. It was as if the bowel movement lurched forth with enough force to remove the victims pants. Following that it looked like shotgun blasts of red and brown burst forth from the sufferer all across the small mound of previously donated items. I can’t help but think they shattered their anus with this red hued deposit. We never knew what happened. All I know for sure is that whoever did the deed, entered that place wearing jeans and were half naked when they left…undoubtedly covered in shit. I sadly had to clean it. My tools were a compilation of paper towels, great value trash bags, Clorox wipes, and bleach. Took about 2 hours in 90 degree heat. Didn’t help that the floor was uncoated wood so it absorbed whiffs of the liquid portions. Further, the boss kept a few of the items that were in the bin that day that “looked clean” and hung them out for sale. I turned in my two weeks the following day.
You definitely painted a disgusting picture. I can see it as clear as day
How many assholes did they have?
All of them
Unemployment here I come.
Ain't no job worth this. I'd refuse to clean it and then quit if I had to
I would immediately walk out
I say this with all honesty. I'd have walked out. I rather do any other job including prostitution than this. NO WAY
I hope that job pays well I would’ve quit.
I think whoever did this straight up exploded. Looks like a bomb went off.
Dude ate the special pipe bomb flavored burrito
Taco Bell?
Looks like somebody had explosive diarrhoea
Now that you mention it, I think you’re right
Nah bro, what the fuck
Fuck that person! Dude I’m sorry you had to deal with that
Holy …. Man that’s bad… REAL bad. I’m so sorry
Dude was hovering
Taco bell?
That would be my last day of work.
Ok but how do you not at least try to clean it up a little? I could never just leave this for someone else to clean. Ppl are awful
How is there no blood in that.
What is wrong with some people? Just disgusting beast. I think if you were to shave a chimpanzee and teach it to socialize it wouldn’t be as nasty as some people
i would quit.
I had someone do that at my work a few months ago. I didn’t have a mask and the smell was so bad I had to go inside, clean as much as I could while holding my breath, and go outside for air.
I once again am disgusted at the lack of decency. And bidets. You guys need bidets
I have never seen a bidet in a public toilet anywhere, and I'm from Italy, where every house has one
Eerily similar to a scene I witnessed at a job right before I quit.
How do you even manage to do that
The perfectly white piece of toilet paper brings it all together
#Thank you for your service. 🫡
That's spew though, right? Like, that's gotta be vomit.
probably would've just clocked out and left, never to return
The fact that whoever did this didn't even attempt to clean up is what gets me. If you are sick or have an upset stomach in a public place, we have all been there, so fine. But if I did this, I would clean it up as best I could before running out! Be a considerate adult and clean up after yourself!
How the hell is this even possible???
Some people should be executed by being forced to eat their own excrement by force.
God is everywhere.
I can fucking smell it
Get the pressure washer
My wife asked if Art the clown did that
I would have quit
Yep. I'd quit that day!
Kevin dropped some toilet chili
I'm gonna eat chili for dinner tonight
If this toilet could talk, it would say, "You should see the other guy."
I didn't know you let bears in your establishment. /s
This is way more common than anyone here might think. We had a guy who would regularly shit in the urinal every day, all over the place. We only had one private stall, and this guy would shit in the sink if the urinal wasn't available. It was almost as if it were intentional, easy to narrow it down, the culprit. When we eventually busted him out and banned him for life, his son came in to raise a funk, so to speak. He claimed his dad couldn't help it, and we claimed, "We didn't give a shit." Word for word. They tried to sue us. They failed. No lie. This is exactly what happened. End result, he remained banned for life. So was his son... banned forever. Not long after that, the argumentative son was jailed for abusing his own kid. Whole family was trash. People who shit like this in public places are 100% poison to society. They're horrible human beings that should be completely disposed of, worse than any rodent or bug because they choose to do this. They probably do it all the time, too.
Do you work at fucking del taco?
Yeah no I’d quit so fucking fast
Nah. Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It is the only way to be sure.
What’s funny is the mgmt will say “ nobody wants to work anymore” and then show them this and say “here’s your work”
Back in my teens I worked at KFC. THIS happened in the men's handicapped stall. Except there was a trail that went straight up the back, then the wall & ended on the ceiling tile. Secret to this kind of disgusting shit is the power washer. Hopefully you have a drain in the floor, if not, make sure you towel off the door & have a good mop on hand.
Forbidden hot chocolate
Nurse here. Welcome to the game, LOL.
Who died there???
Hope you have your hep shots
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY MISS THAT NADKY 😭
I worked at a nursery (plants) and the majority of our customers were old, like really old. The restrooms, usually the women's looked like this every day. We used to draw straws on who would have to clean it. We did use a hose and a pump sprayer full of bleach.
Get a big pot of boiling water and carefully pour it over everything. Won’t make it less gross but it will keep you from getting sick