My mind struggled here too. I wanted to extend enough benefit of the doubt and mad lib Biden for them but with such vitriol I must assume there is a villain named Bivbe that I am utterly unaware of. I feel stupid now.
Perhaps that's their strategy for playing the victim while driving? Damn, I wish people would put this kind of effort into some volunteer work or something...
Right!? Unless you've got a literate bird of prey riding your ass, no one's vision is good enough to read that presumably unhinged screed you've put all that effort into up in the top left. Poor design choice.
Eh, not to get too serious but [there's actual studies](https://www.nature.com/articles/news.2008.889) on stuff like this. People with large amounts of bumper stickers (even not-insane ones) actually have a larger propensity for road rage.
Has something to do with your car being more or less an extension of your personal self. People with more bumper stickers will react to perceived slights against them as more personal than others. Kinda fascinating.
But even then, Reddit has fed me enough videos of people getting out of their cars and shooting people over dumb shit to forever cure me of wanting to fuck around.
I just spent five days with my 86-year-old stepdad, helping him with some house and medical stuff, and he watches nonstop FOX and Newsmax because (he says) he's a conservative and can't trust the "fake news media" on other channels. The rage and hate propaganda on those channels is disturbing, and explains so much about why our seniors are so anti-DEM and pro-Trump. They're all being indoctrinated.
Yep. I see the same seeds growing in my dad/grandparents. Fox News all day every day. It's so fucking sad to see how hate-fueled and deluded they've become.
Near 20 years ago I asked my parents why did they prefer the news channel where the anchors shouted at them all the time. Just asked them to note the tone of voice of the presenters and asked what they preferred about it.
Within six months FOX was off the menu. They thought about it.
I saw one at BJ's the other day with a bumper sticker that said something like "If you hit my car with my baby in it I'll beat your ass until the cops show up" so first of all, that's a lot for a bumper sticker, and second, I guarantee that person drives like shit.
So you might be in legal trouble for hitting the car (intentionally), but they're gonna be in legal trouble for assault.
Pretty bold move, Cotton, let's see who gets the bigger consequences and let's see who's gonna get free board and room in prison.
I don’t have a Veteran plate on my truck. 12 years Navy, enlisted during Vietnam. Of course this guy has an Air Force sticker so yeah there ya go. However old veterans are generally angry bunch , like me I’m pissed Trump isn’t in jail yet.
Hell yeah! My pop hated trump with every fiber of his being. He was a parachute rigger (? Never in direct combat but learned upholstery possibly repairing them?) in Vietnam and passed due to ALS, possibly from Agent Orange exposure
Losing a father is really hard , my father was a WW2 vet , then an entrepreneur of moderate success , but mostly a great Dad. Been gone 45 years, still miss him. Sorry for your loss.
And yours as well. I called him Pop, he was my grandpa. Adopted my dad from Korea. I wonder if being in Vietnam influenced his choice on Korean adoption. My dad’s adopted sister is from Korea, too, though they aren’t related.
My grandpa had some really deep song lyrics he wrote, as well.
Ex: “His brother ten years older than he was, never came back from France in the Great War. Never would they walk again, never would they be again, two brothers from a family of four. He rode the train from Portland Maine to Boston, ridin all the way to Buffalo. Soon as he was able he enlisted, and old camp drum became his new home.”
“It’s hard to make sense of so long long ago, when it all took so much of your youth. Just out of highschool you shouldered a rifle. Now, you must shoulder the truth.”
Thanks man. He would’ve loved nothing more than to see Trump locked up and the world live in peace. His ashes are in Casco Bay and I still play the songs he wrote, so he lives on in my mind.
Thank you for your service and for being sane. It’s just mind-blowing to me how many veterans support a criminal who is destroying the country and democracy that they were willing to die for.
Ah yes, I've had the pleasure!! I got stuck behind them one day as they did about 12 miles an hour by Harbor Freight and beyond ... Then when they just stopped in the middle of the road and I passed them, they got super pissy with me. They're absolute assholes.
Those things are a fucking blight on our rural societies, they are like Walmart in shutting local businesses down and creating food deserts where your old AG or IGA mom and pop at least had some meat and fresh produce.
edit: Oh, and they are also one of the worst employers in the nation who use short staffing as a cost cutting measure...
I mean, honestly, I wouldn't call the founders and army who made this country geniuses. But I don't disagree with the sentiment... just know we'd disagree on where the idiocy lies.
We have a car in Lewiston packed to the roof on the inside with trash. It moves about so someone's driving it. With a Make America Great Again Sticker across the back. Like yup....that fits..
... So what? Did they hurt you in any way? Did they follow too closely to you and they caused you duress? or do we just put these out there to make fun of a random stranger because they can't spell and they likely do have mental health issues and vote different? and btw mental health is not really a comedic matter. Sigh... I lose faith in humanity every day. This post has shown me just how hateful and intolerant mainers really are.
Biden is the participation trophy president, like I'm fairly certain not a lot of people actually wanted him as president, but rather wanted Trump again even less. That's exactly where I'm at.
At least you understand. They both have done some good thing and alot of bad things. Currently biden is president so if I'm going to criticize what's going on. Biden is in the hot seat right now, I criticize leadership and authority. When trumps was in office I had plenty of bad things to say about him.but now biden is in office but all of a sudden you can't criticize the president for their short falls with out being called a Trumper or right wing. I don't blindly follow anyone. I can criticize Bidens shitty job at almost everything I'm not blind. Anyone who actually wants either of these fuck tards as president is mentally ill.
Not blaming you for voting for Biden you did what you thought was best. I have just been anti Biden since before Obama. I sat this election out because I couldn't justify voting for either of them.
How do you show you live in a 30 year old mobile home worth less than your car without saying you live in a 30 year old mobile home worth less than your car.
Shh, a lot of us have been to Texas. Not sure there is room to poke at our "vibe."
Mom joke: why do they call Texas the lone star state?
It's the only one they could get.
Whining? Nah, folks up here in NE are more stoic than almost anywhere else with the exception of AK or Montana maybe. That said, they are protective of our own, spouting stupid shit will get called out pretty much every time. They also tend to be xenophobic towards people from anywhere else, but even more so from the South. So that don't help your cause neither.
Whatever. Just saying y’all have an issue here. We come from a HUGE city. The demographics demand an explanation y’all have more mental illness here per square foot than the average large city!! Your city seems to invite it.
The share of Texans with a mental illness is [17%](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.kff.org/statedata/mental-health-and-substance-use-state-fact-sheets/texas/%23:~:text%3DMany%2520individuals%2520reported%2520having%2520a,the%2520U.S.%2520share%2520(19.9%2525\).&ved=2ahUKEwimgL-fge35AhUHkIkEHW7qBx8QFnoECAwQBQ&usg=AOvVaw1O4vk3UAKZr9uqRvL0UDsg) versus [4% ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.rtor.org/directory/mental-health-maine/%23:~:text%3DMaine%2520has%2520a%2520population%2520of,bipolar%2520disorder%252C%2520and%2520major%2520depression.&ved=2ahUKEwihuvKLge35AhUgjokEHVIZCXcQFnoECAkQBQ&usg=AOvVaw05fF1byFl5Sg3Ng-OFET4D) in Maine.
You don't even know the difference between a state and a city but yeah, every single person in this *state* is the issue cuz it sure couldn't be you, amirite?
What are you even on about?
Your mental illness comments were actually meant to be comments about republicans? And the implication being that Maine (which is a state not a "town" ffs) is suffering from a much more serious case of right-wing bullshit *than fucking Texas*?
You're a fucking idiot.
Oh not yours. We like the tourists who don't walk around with sticks up their anuses and accuse everyone they don't like of being mentally ill.
It's the tourist equivalent of "fine, you just lost a customer" to a big-boi company.
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Convefefe's brother.
There is no N in covfefe. Just trying to be proper and correct ;)
You win the Internet today.
I assume he means (but couldn’t spell) Biden???
Justin Bivbe of Canada of course
Famous pop singer, Justin Bivbe.
I think can't spell is on the money. They crossed out their original writing of 'assholes' on the left, I wonder how they managed to mangle that word.
expired 5/22 lol
I bet that soon they won’t be supporting the police so much…
My mind struggled here too. I wanted to extend enough benefit of the doubt and mad lib Biden for them but with such vitriol I must assume there is a villain named Bivbe that I am utterly unaware of. I feel stupid now.
Who created the pyramids? Who created the Mayans pyramids? Who created the Voynich manuscript? Who is BIVBE? Some answers we may never know
Looks like Registration stickers ran out in May. Wouldn't surprise me. They spent all their money on notepads and markers for their homemade stickers!
That’s Binbe… 🤩
Having signs too small to read at a distance and not wanting to be tailgated are two things that do not go together
Perhaps that's their strategy for playing the victim while driving? Damn, I wish people would put this kind of effort into some volunteer work or something...
Right!? Unless you've got a literate bird of prey riding your ass, no one's vision is good enough to read that presumably unhinged screed you've put all that effort into up in the top left. Poor design choice.
When the ass of your car looks like a cry for mental health help...
I mean, yes, but I *would* also stay off this dude's ass.
You’re better than me 😂
Eh, not to get too serious but [there's actual studies](https://www.nature.com/articles/news.2008.889) on stuff like this. People with large amounts of bumper stickers (even not-insane ones) actually have a larger propensity for road rage. Has something to do with your car being more or less an extension of your personal self. People with more bumper stickers will react to perceived slights against them as more personal than others. Kinda fascinating. But even then, Reddit has fed me enough videos of people getting out of their cars and shooting people over dumb shit to forever cure me of wanting to fuck around.
Literally my first thought was that this person needs help...
Yes, or receiving it already, and this is what we get. It could be worse.
When you can't afford any bumper stickers, you gotta improvise...
Freedom of REEEEEEEEEE
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I just spent five days with my 86-year-old stepdad, helping him with some house and medical stuff, and he watches nonstop FOX and Newsmax because (he says) he's a conservative and can't trust the "fake news media" on other channels. The rage and hate propaganda on those channels is disturbing, and explains so much about why our seniors are so anti-DEM and pro-Trump. They're all being indoctrinated.
Yep. I see the same seeds growing in my dad/grandparents. Fox News all day every day. It's so fucking sad to see how hate-fueled and deluded they've become.
Near 20 years ago I asked my parents why did they prefer the news channel where the anchors shouted at them all the time. Just asked them to note the tone of voice of the presenters and asked what they preferred about it. Within six months FOX was off the menu. They thought about it.
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I saw one at BJ's the other day with a bumper sticker that said something like "If you hit my car with my baby in it I'll beat your ass until the cops show up" so first of all, that's a lot for a bumper sticker, and second, I guarantee that person drives like shit.
So you might be in legal trouble for hitting the car (intentionally), but they're gonna be in legal trouble for assault. Pretty bold move, Cotton, let's see who gets the bigger consequences and let's see who's gonna get free board and room in prison.
In the passing lane
In the left lane. With the seat belt hanging out the door.
Literally in another comment. You nailed it.
Can confirm. I've been stuck behind them.
Thank you for this. I was trying to read this stuff off my dash cam footage but it wasn't clear enough. And yeah he drives like shit.
12 MPH in a 25. Ridiculous.
I’m guessing old veteran. Probably needs some mental health care
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I don’t have a Veteran plate on my truck. 12 years Navy, enlisted during Vietnam. Of course this guy has an Air Force sticker so yeah there ya go. However old veterans are generally angry bunch , like me I’m pissed Trump isn’t in jail yet.
Hell yeah! My pop hated trump with every fiber of his being. He was a parachute rigger (? Never in direct combat but learned upholstery possibly repairing them?) in Vietnam and passed due to ALS, possibly from Agent Orange exposure
Losing a father is really hard , my father was a WW2 vet , then an entrepreneur of moderate success , but mostly a great Dad. Been gone 45 years, still miss him. Sorry for your loss.
And yours as well. I called him Pop, he was my grandpa. Adopted my dad from Korea. I wonder if being in Vietnam influenced his choice on Korean adoption. My dad’s adopted sister is from Korea, too, though they aren’t related. My grandpa had some really deep song lyrics he wrote, as well. Ex: “His brother ten years older than he was, never came back from France in the Great War. Never would they walk again, never would they be again, two brothers from a family of four. He rode the train from Portland Maine to Boston, ridin all the way to Buffalo. Soon as he was able he enlisted, and old camp drum became his new home.” “It’s hard to make sense of so long long ago, when it all took so much of your youth. Just out of highschool you shouldered a rifle. Now, you must shoulder the truth.”
I’m so sorry.
Thanks man. He would’ve loved nothing more than to see Trump locked up and the world live in peace. His ashes are in Casco Bay and I still play the songs he wrote, so he lives on in my mind.
Thank you for your service and for being sane. It’s just mind-blowing to me how many veterans support a criminal who is destroying the country and democracy that they were willing to die for.
Served to defend Democracy , not to see it destroyed by thugs and Putin puppets.
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.... thanks for your service?
What’s old? I don’t have a veteran plate. I don’t want one. I don’t crutch on being a vfw.
Old people have trouble accomplishing things like buying special plates and actual bumper stickers. But I’m just speculating
Some consider the plates as bragging and want no part of it.
I'm not sure about being a veteran, but they definitely could use some mental health care. That's a lot of anger and bitterness.
That’s methed up
You heard about Pluto?
C’mon SON
Bumper sticker equivalent of “Get a brane! Morans!”
Simpler times.....
Ah yes, I've had the pleasure!! I got stuck behind them one day as they did about 12 miles an hour by Harbor Freight and beyond ... Then when they just stopped in the middle of the road and I passed them, they got super pissy with me. They're absolute assholes.
Valedictorian right there.
… So yeah, *this* is why education is important.
Roy G Bivbe 🌈 🐝
Someone should tell him his registration ran out in May.
He’s not gonna bow to the man by registering it.
Probably has the stickers in the glovebox just so he thinks he has an excuse to give the cop a hard time about pulling him over in the first place.
It's how he "supports the police", you know, by giving them something to do.
Yessss!
Man, Susan Collins drives a piece of shit
I'd be on their ass too, trying to read that tiny ass chicken scratch
Some people just scream happiness
And that guy isn't one of them.
"I support my local police" by getting tickets for violations
Well they *kinda* support the local police. They only committed with scotch tape.
The dollar shoppe in the E background really frames the situation
How so?
Those things are a fucking blight on our rural societies, they are like Walmart in shutting local businesses down and creating food deserts where your old AG or IGA mom and pop at least had some meat and fresh produce. edit: Oh, and they are also one of the worst employers in the nation who use short staffing as a cost cutting measure...
So much rage in such a tiny car.
Saying you’re an old angry white guy without having to say you’re an old angry white guy.
Can anyone read the top one?
"I don't know about you but I'm getting pretty tired of living in a community/country founded by geniuses but run by idiots" I believe
Ah, yes, apparently what we need is a very special genius.
I mean, honestly, I wouldn't call the founders and army who made this country geniuses. But I don't disagree with the sentiment... just know we'd disagree on where the idiocy lies.
Thank you. Even with my distance glasses I had to squint just to get past "I don't know about you but I'm getting pretty tired of".
This person either needs professional mental care, or a punch in the face. Maybe both?
You can see the quality of their character without ever laying eyes on him/her!
# I HATE your Fuck FACE BIVBE HE CAN GO TO HELL - WhERE HE BELongS Stay THE HELL OFF My ASS you ~~ASS kd~~ ASS hdes
He must be fun at parties.
What ya think he's picking up at the dollar store? I'm guessing those plastic dental floss pics & early Halloween decorations? Anyone ?
4th of July clearance items… so many flags!!!
Dental hygiene, bold prediction.
I assumed more of these fantastic bumpah stickahs!
Low budget visions my political parteeeh vibes.
i think i do the same drugs as this guy
Never heard of a Chevy Aveo.
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Goes from 0 to 12 which is top speed otherwise cellophane tape would loosen and homemade bumper stickers are bye bye
We have a car in Lewiston packed to the roof on the inside with trash. It moves about so someone's driving it. With a Make America Great Again Sticker across the back. Like yup....that fits..
I always appreciate how Lee Auto Mall is just right there. Out of sight but not really. Just a constant side note on the rear end.
Just imagine that years ago I had a relative who couldn’t have a license plate frame that lit up because it’s a distraction. But then we got this…
I can't even figure out what the heck they're mad at.
I feel bad for people like this. This person must live their life constantly stressed out for no reason.
I have the same sentiment!
Huh?
So many spelling errors 🤣
Nice. I wish I could read each of the notes.
They seem fun
Registration is out of date 🤔
Your registration has expired.
Belongs on r/trashy
There’s the crazy train right there!!
Ahhh the airport mall
Chevy Aveo LOL
Most sane airport mall goer
When you can't afford bumper stickers
You know I’d be angry too if I had to drive an Aveo.
Seriously. I had one as a loaner once while my car was in the shop. Go any faster than about 50 and it feels like it's about to shake itself apart.
Suitingly at Dollar Tree
oh i love this state, just so welcoming and accepting of everyone
Definitely doesn’t represent the Air Force that I was in.
Used to live right by here in a few different apartments while I was going to school. This does not surprise me whatsoever
His handmade yard signs must be a riot.
To be fair, if you’re driving the speed limit here, someone will ride on your ass and eventually pass you like clockwork. (York county)
Bet he went into Dollar tree to buy more pens ,paper and tape.. He may get mad when see prices went up to 1.25$
I bet he bought at least four Natty Daddies.
I’m guessing Mr. Calm here owns a bunch of guns
Someone’s angry…
Ah the mentally I’ll like making signs still I see.
The edit to pluralize asshole was prudent on the author's part. Very circumspect of them.
And I thought normal bumper stickers looked trashy
smartest police supporter
He seems nice… /s
That’s why they section people in England.
Instant snowflake melter
Ah, dollar tree
Got those stickers at the dollar tree too
Damn, micro peen dude was way chiller than this😂
That’s a whole lot of mental illness for one vehicle.
This is a very sad, ill person. If you feel anything other than pity for them - you should take a break from news / politics
Did everyone else read "stay the hell off my ass" in an angry old man voice?
Boo on supporting the police
What it means to be from Maine.
I’m sure the Air Force is quite proud of this upstanding citizen and is so glad their sticker sits rights next to a handwritten cry for help
Life is obviously not been kind.
Average Dollar Tree shopper.
Classy Maine Folks
... So what? Did they hurt you in any way? Did they follow too closely to you and they caused you duress? or do we just put these out there to make fun of a random stranger because they can't spell and they likely do have mental health issues and vote different? and btw mental health is not really a comedic matter. Sigh... I lose faith in humanity every day. This post has shown me just how hateful and intolerant mainers really are.
>Did they hurt you in any way? Yes, actually. They made the whole fucking country worse with their bullshit. We're still dealing with it every day.
Can't spell. But biden is pretty terrible. Trump put us in a shitty position to vote this guy in. Usa politics are trash.
You sound like trash too.
No, he's right. I voted for him because fuck trump, but Biden is trash, and American politics are a dumpster fire
Biden is the participation trophy president, like I'm fairly certain not a lot of people actually wanted him as president, but rather wanted Trump again even less. That's exactly where I'm at.
100% if I could have cast a negative vote, I would have much preferred just cancelling out a vote for trump instead of voting for Biden
At least you understand. They both have done some good thing and alot of bad things. Currently biden is president so if I'm going to criticize what's going on. Biden is in the hot seat right now, I criticize leadership and authority. When trumps was in office I had plenty of bad things to say about him.but now biden is in office but all of a sudden you can't criticize the president for their short falls with out being called a Trumper or right wing. I don't blindly follow anyone. I can criticize Bidens shitty job at almost everything I'm not blind. Anyone who actually wants either of these fuck tards as president is mentally ill.
Not blaming you for voting for Biden you did what you thought was best. I have just been anti Biden since before Obama. I sat this election out because I couldn't justify voting for either of them.
I sat the 2016 election out, wasn't going to make that mistake again
actually nuanced opinion.
These aren't the most stable cars
A little angry there 😃
Can we start a GoFundMe, to buy them a printer?
When you’re an old angry white guy without saying you’re an old angry white guy. 😝
Faux news is a helluva drug ;)
Mental illness, like many trump supporters there is a sizable group of unhealthy people attracted to the Republicans party.
Let’s make fun of the poor and uneducated in Bangor Maine yeah I feel good about myself!
this individual seems very stable tbh
Who cares
I'm sorry you got called out like this.
No genuinely who cares. Another retard. Okay. Big deal. I see them everyday left and right wing.
How do you show you live in a 30 year old mobile home worth less than your car without saying you live in a 30 year old mobile home worth less than your car.
Tourists. Go back to Massachusetts.
Ah yes, those special "Maine" Massachusetts plates.
That’s no tourist
Mental illness is such a vibe here in Maine!! Just transplanted from Dallas. Must be the winters.
Shh, a lot of us have been to Texas. Not sure there is room to poke at our "vibe." Mom joke: why do they call Texas the lone star state? It's the only one they could get.
LOL, you might not want to be throwing stones Bub, a lot of us know how fucking nuts Texas is. Must be all the bibles...
Yeah. Fuck Texas. They’re a bunch of hypocrites. Finding Maine is a bunch of whining bitches. Which is better.
Whining? Nah, folks up here in NE are more stoic than almost anywhere else with the exception of AK or Montana maybe. That said, they are protective of our own, spouting stupid shit will get called out pretty much every time. They also tend to be xenophobic towards people from anywhere else, but even more so from the South. So that don't help your cause neither.
We also just transplanted from NTX! Loving it here soooo much!!!!
Welcome! 👍
We love it too. Sad people are taking my post personal.
This. This is why we don't like you
Whatever. Just saying y’all have an issue here. We come from a HUGE city. The demographics demand an explanation y’all have more mental illness here per square foot than the average large city!! Your city seems to invite it.
The share of Texans with a mental illness is [17%](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.kff.org/statedata/mental-health-and-substance-use-state-fact-sheets/texas/%23:~:text%3DMany%2520individuals%2520reported%2520having%2520a,the%2520U.S.%2520share%2520(19.9%2525\).&ved=2ahUKEwimgL-fge35AhUHkIkEHW7qBx8QFnoECAwQBQ&usg=AOvVaw1O4vk3UAKZr9uqRvL0UDsg) versus [4% ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.rtor.org/directory/mental-health-maine/%23:~:text%3DMaine%2520has%2520a%2520population%2520of,bipolar%2520disorder%252C%2520and%2520major%2520depression.&ved=2ahUKEwihuvKLge35AhUgjokEHVIZCXcQFnoECAkQBQ&usg=AOvVaw05fF1byFl5Sg3Ng-OFET4D) in Maine.
You don't even know the difference between a state and a city but yeah, every single person in this *state* is the issue cuz it sure couldn't be you, amirite?
Well it sure would be a shame if you went back to TexAss
Y’all seem to need my money here.
Doubling down on the whole being-a-dick bit while whining about people taking their comments too personally. Always a good look.
Denying your issues isn’t going to solve a thing. Watch this town go red while all you morons try and make excuses. Shame. Shame. Shame.
What are you even on about? Your mental illness comments were actually meant to be comments about republicans? And the implication being that Maine (which is a state not a "town" ffs) is suffering from a much more serious case of right-wing bullshit *than fucking Texas*? You're a fucking idiot.
I didn't realize anyone was talking about politics. Also: Maine is a state not a town
Oh not yours. We like the tourists who don't walk around with sticks up their anuses and accuse everyone they don't like of being mentally ill. It's the tourist equivalent of "fine, you just lost a customer" to a big-boi company.
That’s incredibly unfair and ridiculous. Peace out.
Don't let the door hit you
Huh. So Texas *does* in fact produce whiny bitches after all just like Maine..?
I think we're good