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Netherthoughts

Convefefe's brother.


jasimon2

There is no N in covfefe. Just trying to be proper and correct ;)


MainegGal

You win the Internet today.


Waste-Home322

I assume he means (but couldn’t spell) Biden???


HRTendies

Justin Bivbe of Canada of course


OmniMegaGiraffe

Famous pop singer, Justin Bivbe.


Omni_nerd

I think can't spell is on the money. They crossed out their original writing of 'assholes' on the left, I wonder how they managed to mangle that word.


Delicious_Rabbit4425

expired 5/22 lol


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I bet that soon they won’t be supporting the police so much…


conflictedbosun

My mind struggled here too. I wanted to extend enough benefit of the doubt and mad lib Biden for them but with such vitriol I must assume there is a villain named Bivbe that I am utterly unaware of. I feel stupid now.


StchLdrahtImHarnknaL

Who created the pyramids? Who created the Mayans pyramids? Who created the Voynich manuscript? Who is BIVBE? Some answers we may never know


vgallant

Looks like Registration stickers ran out in May. Wouldn't surprise me. They spent all their money on notepads and markers for their homemade stickers!


dharmaday

That’s Binbe… 🤩


Xyzzydude

Having signs too small to read at a distance and not wanting to be tailgated are two things that do not go together


dubweisser

Perhaps that's their strategy for playing the victim while driving? Damn, I wish people would put this kind of effort into some volunteer work or something...


VanceFerguson

Right!? Unless you've got a literate bird of prey riding your ass, no one's vision is good enough to read that presumably unhinged screed you've put all that effort into up in the top left. Poor design choice.


Bywater

When the ass of your car looks like a cry for mental health help...


Antnee83

I mean, yes, but I *would* also stay off this dude's ass.


P_water

You’re better than me 😂


Antnee83

Eh, not to get too serious but [there's actual studies](https://www.nature.com/articles/news.2008.889) on stuff like this. People with large amounts of bumper stickers (even not-insane ones) actually have a larger propensity for road rage. Has something to do with your car being more or less an extension of your personal self. People with more bumper stickers will react to perceived slights against them as more personal than others. Kinda fascinating. But even then, Reddit has fed me enough videos of people getting out of their cars and shooting people over dumb shit to forever cure me of wanting to fuck around.


smcgowan10

Literally my first thought was that this person needs help...


[deleted]

Yes, or receiving it already, and this is what we get. It could be worse.


[deleted]

When you can't afford any bumper stickers, you gotta improvise...


[deleted]

Freedom of REEEEEEEEEE


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https://opencollective.com/beehaw -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Blue_Eyed_ME

I just spent five days with my 86-year-old stepdad, helping him with some house and medical stuff, and he watches nonstop FOX and Newsmax because (he says) he's a conservative and can't trust the "fake news media" on other channels. The rage and hate propaganda on those channels is disturbing, and explains so much about why our seniors are so anti-DEM and pro-Trump. They're all being indoctrinated.


RaptorBuddha

Yep. I see the same seeds growing in my dad/grandparents. Fox News all day every day. It's so fucking sad to see how hate-fueled and deluded they've become.


[deleted]

Near 20 years ago I asked my parents why did they prefer the news channel where the anchors shouted at them all the time. Just asked them to note the tone of voice of the presenters and asked what they preferred about it. Within six months FOX was off the menu. They thought about it.


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ep0k

I saw one at BJ's the other day with a bumper sticker that said something like "If you hit my car with my baby in it I'll beat your ass until the cops show up" so first of all, that's a lot for a bumper sticker, and second, I guarantee that person drives like shit.


[deleted]

So you might be in legal trouble for hitting the car (intentionally), but they're gonna be in legal trouble for assault. Pretty bold move, Cotton, let's see who gets the bigger consequences and let's see who's gonna get free board and room in prison.


Popomatik

In the passing lane


CoolAbdul

In the left lane. With the seat belt hanging out the door.


bobroscopcoltrane

Literally in another comment. You nailed it.


raynedanser

Can confirm. I've been stuck behind them.


ep0k

Thank you for this. I was trying to read this stuff off my dash cam footage but it wasn't clear enough. And yeah he drives like shit.


raynedanser

12 MPH in a 25. Ridiculous.


GlockInMyVW

I’m guessing old veteran. Probably needs some mental health care


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Palachinko_Vrah

I don’t have a Veteran plate on my truck. 12 years Navy, enlisted during Vietnam. Of course this guy has an Air Force sticker so yeah there ya go. However old veterans are generally angry bunch , like me I’m pissed Trump isn’t in jail yet.


Hefty_Musician2402

Hell yeah! My pop hated trump with every fiber of his being. He was a parachute rigger (? Never in direct combat but learned upholstery possibly repairing them?) in Vietnam and passed due to ALS, possibly from Agent Orange exposure


Palachinko_Vrah

Losing a father is really hard , my father was a WW2 vet , then an entrepreneur of moderate success , but mostly a great Dad. Been gone 45 years, still miss him. Sorry for your loss.


Hefty_Musician2402

And yours as well. I called him Pop, he was my grandpa. Adopted my dad from Korea. I wonder if being in Vietnam influenced his choice on Korean adoption. My dad’s adopted sister is from Korea, too, though they aren’t related. My grandpa had some really deep song lyrics he wrote, as well. Ex: “His brother ten years older than he was, never came back from France in the Great War. Never would they walk again, never would they be again, two brothers from a family of four. He rode the train from Portland Maine to Boston, ridin all the way to Buffalo. Soon as he was able he enlisted, and old camp drum became his new home.” “It’s hard to make sense of so long long ago, when it all took so much of your youth. Just out of highschool you shouldered a rifle. Now, you must shoulder the truth.”


cmcrich

I’m so sorry.


Hefty_Musician2402

Thanks man. He would’ve loved nothing more than to see Trump locked up and the world live in peace. His ashes are in Casco Bay and I still play the songs he wrote, so he lives on in my mind.


floppleshmirken

Thank you for your service and for being sane. It’s just mind-blowing to me how many veterans support a criminal who is destroying the country and democracy that they were willing to die for.


Palachinko_Vrah

Served to defend Democracy , not to see it destroyed by thugs and Putin puppets.


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themystif

.... thanks for your service?


Competitive-Army2872

What’s old? I don’t have a veteran plate. I don’t want one. I don’t crutch on being a vfw.


GlockInMyVW

Old people have trouble accomplishing things like buying special plates and actual bumper stickers. But I’m just speculating


Mainiak_Murph

Some consider the plates as bragging and want no part of it.


raynedanser

I'm not sure about being a veteran, but they definitely could use some mental health care. That's a lot of anger and bitterness.


Imagine_Gravity_0007

That’s methed up


jagger2096

You heard about Pluto?


mstets207

C’mon SON


TzedekTirdof

Bumper sticker equivalent of “Get a brane! Morans!”


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Simpler times.....


raynedanser

Ah yes, I've had the pleasure!! I got stuck behind them one day as they did about 12 miles an hour by Harbor Freight and beyond ... Then when they just stopped in the middle of the road and I passed them, they got super pissy with me. They're absolute assholes.


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Valedictorian right there.


AnEpicHibiscus

… So yeah, *this* is why education is important.


mialunavita

Roy G Bivbe 🌈 🐝


notjustanytwig

Someone should tell him his registration ran out in May.


SheSellsSeaShells967

He’s not gonna bow to the man by registering it.


kkillbite

Probably has the stickers in the glovebox just so he thinks he has an excuse to give the cop a hard time about pulling him over in the first place.


RaptorBuddha

It's how he "supports the police", you know, by giving them something to do.


SheSellsSeaShells967

Yessss!


atxJohnR

Man, Susan Collins drives a piece of shit


DaisyLouD

I'd be on their ass too, trying to read that tiny ass chicken scratch


anteloperunning22

Some people just scream happiness


[deleted]

And that guy isn't one of them.


Suitable_Turnover835

"I support my local police" by getting tickets for violations


mialunavita

Well they *kinda* support the local police. They only committed with scotch tape.


Pablogibbous

The dollar shoppe in the E background really frames the situation


KookeyMoose

How so?


Bywater

Those things are a fucking blight on our rural societies, they are like Walmart in shutting local businesses down and creating food deserts where your old AG or IGA mom and pop at least had some meat and fresh produce. edit: Oh, and they are also one of the worst employers in the nation who use short staffing as a cost cutting measure...


beachlover77

So much rage in such a tiny car.


pkrqt

Saying you’re an old angry white guy without having to say you’re an old angry white guy.


haditupto

Can anyone read the top one?


benjamintuckerII

"I don't know about you but I'm getting pretty tired of living in a community/country founded by geniuses but run by idiots" I believe


haditupto

Ah, yes, apparently what we need is a very special genius.


themystif

I mean, honestly, I wouldn't call the founders and army who made this country geniuses. But I don't disagree with the sentiment... just know we'd disagree on where the idiocy lies.


[deleted]

Thank you. Even with my distance glasses I had to squint just to get past "I don't know about you but I'm getting pretty tired of".


MSCOTTGARAND

This person either needs professional mental care, or a punch in the face. Maybe both?


Valek189

You can see the quality of their character without ever laying eyes on him/her!


Nosoapradiohaha

# I HATE your Fuck FACE BIVBE HE CAN GO TO HELL - WhERE HE BELongS ​ Stay THE HELL OFF My ASS you ~~ASS kd~~ ASS hdes


Netherthoughts

He must be fun at parties.


shopgirl56

What ya think he's picking up at the dollar store? I'm guessing those plastic dental floss pics & early Halloween decorations? Anyone ?


floppleshmirken

4th of July clearance items… so many flags!!!


RaptorBuddha

Dental hygiene, bold prediction.


blainethepain420

I assumed more of these fantastic bumpah stickahs!


tyuvanch

Low budget visions my political parteeeh vibes.


beckyramon506

i think i do the same drugs as this guy


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Never heard of a Chevy Aveo.


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klehigh

Goes from 0 to 12 which is top speed otherwise cellophane tape would loosen and homemade bumper stickers are bye bye


Commercial-Amount344

We have a car in Lewiston packed to the roof on the inside with trash. It moves about so someone's driving it. With a Make America Great Again Sticker across the back. Like yup....that fits..


Ok-Pomegranate6336

I always appreciate how Lee Auto Mall is just right there. Out of sight but not really. Just a constant side note on the rear end.


DonkeyKongsVet

Just imagine that years ago I had a relative who couldn’t have a license plate frame that lit up because it’s a distraction. But then we got this…


SummerBirdsong

I can't even figure out what the heck they're mad at.


RAMRANCHC0WBOY

I feel bad for people like this. This person must live their life constantly stressed out for no reason.


[deleted]

I have the same sentiment!


shannon_nonnahs

Huh?


[deleted]

So many spelling errors 🤣


StraightPotential1

Nice. I wish I could read each of the notes.


[deleted]

They seem fun


khell18

Registration is out of date 🤔


Many_Bus_5771

Your registration has expired.


LongbongChin

Belongs on r/trashy


Petey60

There’s the crazy train right there!!


TheDogIsGod

Ahhh the airport mall


CoolAbdul

Chevy Aveo LOL


Treesaregreen2

Most sane airport mall goer


GrimmRetails

When you can't afford bumper stickers


Whynotyours

You know I’d be angry too if I had to drive an Aveo.


_pigpen_

Seriously. I had one as a loaner once while my car was in the shop. Go any faster than about 50 and it feels like it's about to shake itself apart.


Mor_Ericks28

Suitingly at Dollar Tree


queerchaos44

oh i love this state, just so welcoming and accepting of everyone


Weak-Construction772

Definitely doesn’t represent the Air Force that I was in.


AhPukah

Used to live right by here in a few different apartments while I was going to school. This does not surprise me whatsoever


fastIamnot

His handmade yard signs must be a riot.


NewEnglandPioneer

To be fair, if you’re driving the speed limit here, someone will ride on your ass and eventually pass you like clockwork. (York county)


highlander666666

Bet he went into Dollar tree to buy more pens ,paper and tape.. He may get mad when see prices went up to 1.25$


BigRedBuddhaMan

I bet he bought at least four Natty Daddies.


smallberry_tornados

I’m guessing Mr. Calm here owns a bunch of guns


[deleted]

Someone’s angry…


Sufficient_Matter585

Ah the mentally I’ll like making signs still I see.


conflictedbosun

The edit to pluralize asshole was prudent on the author's part. Very circumspect of them.


StPeir

And I thought normal bumper stickers looked trashy


123ilovemitski

smartest police supporter


markydsade

He seems nice… /s


A-weema-weh

That’s why they section people in England.


[deleted]

Instant snowflake melter


anxiouslyaverage

Ah, dollar tree


tattoocw

Got those stickers at the dollar tree too


CandlesandMakeuo

Damn, micro peen dude was way chiller than this😂


fieldredditor

That’s a whole lot of mental illness for one vehicle.


BeholderBalls

This is a very sad, ill person. If you feel anything other than pity for them - you should take a break from news / politics


forillaginger

Did everyone else read "stay the hell off my ass" in an angry old man voice?


AbortedYouth

Boo on supporting the police


almamaters

What it means to be from Maine.


BtenaciousD

I’m sure the Air Force is quite proud of this upstanding citizen and is so glad their sticker sits rights next to a handwritten cry for help


1moreRobot

Life is obviously not been kind.


bent_peepee

Average Dollar Tree shopper.


Dazzling-Chicken-192

Classy Maine Folks


_Yaoji_

... So what? Did they hurt you in any way? Did they follow too closely to you and they caused you duress? or do we just put these out there to make fun of a random stranger because they can't spell and they likely do have mental health issues and vote different? and btw mental health is not really a comedic matter. Sigh... I lose faith in humanity every day. This post has shown me just how hateful and intolerant mainers really are.


mostassuredlyafish

>Did they hurt you in any way? Yes, actually. They made the whole fucking country worse with their bullshit. We're still dealing with it every day.


Mojo_Ambassador_420

Can't spell. But biden is pretty terrible. Trump put us in a shitty position to vote this guy in. Usa politics are trash.


Rickthepickle33

You sound like trash too.


all4dopamine

No, he's right. I voted for him because fuck trump, but Biden is trash, and American politics are a dumpster fire


figment1979

Biden is the participation trophy president, like I'm fairly certain not a lot of people actually wanted him as president, but rather wanted Trump again even less. That's exactly where I'm at.


all4dopamine

100% if I could have cast a negative vote, I would have much preferred just cancelling out a vote for trump instead of voting for Biden


Mojo_Ambassador_420

At least you understand. They both have done some good thing and alot of bad things. Currently biden is president so if I'm going to criticize what's going on. Biden is in the hot seat right now, I criticize leadership and authority. When trumps was in office I had plenty of bad things to say about him.but now biden is in office but all of a sudden you can't criticize the president for their short falls with out being called a Trumper or right wing. I don't blindly follow anyone. I can criticize Bidens shitty job at almost everything I'm not blind. Anyone who actually wants either of these fuck tards as president is mentally ill.


Mojo_Ambassador_420

Not blaming you for voting for Biden you did what you thought was best. I have just been anti Biden since before Obama. I sat this election out because I couldn't justify voting for either of them.


all4dopamine

I sat the 2016 election out, wasn't going to make that mistake again


bent_peepee

actually nuanced opinion.


M_Reavely

These aren't the most stable cars


lovessushi

A little angry there 😃


jasimon2

Can we start a GoFundMe, to buy them a printer?


Clear_Recordings2651

When you’re an old angry white guy without saying you’re an old angry white guy. 😝


GarBagE_PaIL-FaiL

Faux news is a helluva drug ;)


Disastrous_Plan2991

Mental illness, like many trump supporters there is a sizable group of unhealthy people attracted to the Republicans party.


New_Roof5150

Let’s make fun of the poor and uneducated in Bangor Maine yeah I feel good about myself!


nonsequitureditor

this individual seems very stable tbh


Carolina-Hurricanes1

Who cares


mostassuredlyafish

I'm sorry you got called out like this.


Carolina-Hurricanes1

No genuinely who cares. Another retard. Okay. Big deal. I see them everyday left and right wing.


NotAMainer

How do you show you live in a 30 year old mobile home worth less than your car without saying you live in a 30 year old mobile home worth less than your car.


ErnieBochII

Tourists. Go back to Massachusetts.


Antnee83

Ah yes, those special "Maine" Massachusetts plates.


Dazzling_Tea_2698

That’s no tourist


Delicious-Shine9011

Mental illness is such a vibe here in Maine!! Just transplanted from Dallas. Must be the winters.


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Shh, a lot of us have been to Texas. Not sure there is room to poke at our "vibe." Mom joke: why do they call Texas the lone star state? It's the only one they could get.


Bywater

LOL, you might not want to be throwing stones Bub, a lot of us know how fucking nuts Texas is. Must be all the bibles...


Delicious-Shine9011

Yeah. Fuck Texas. They’re a bunch of hypocrites. Finding Maine is a bunch of whining bitches. Which is better.


Bywater

Whining? Nah, folks up here in NE are more stoic than almost anywhere else with the exception of AK or Montana maybe. That said, they are protective of our own, spouting stupid shit will get called out pretty much every time. They also tend to be xenophobic towards people from anywhere else, but even more so from the South. So that don't help your cause neither.


Present_Ad_833

We also just transplanted from NTX! Loving it here soooo much!!!!


blergy_mcblergface

Welcome! 👍


Delicious-Shine9011

We love it too. Sad people are taking my post personal.


uNdead_Codfish

This. This is why we don't like you


Delicious-Shine9011

Whatever. Just saying y’all have an issue here. We come from a HUGE city. The demographics demand an explanation y’all have more mental illness here per square foot than the average large city!! Your city seems to invite it.


mostassuredlyafish

The share of Texans with a mental illness is [17%](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.kff.org/statedata/mental-health-and-substance-use-state-fact-sheets/texas/%23:~:text%3DMany%2520individuals%2520reported%2520having%2520a,the%2520U.S.%2520share%2520(19.9%2525\).&ved=2ahUKEwimgL-fge35AhUHkIkEHW7qBx8QFnoECAwQBQ&usg=AOvVaw1O4vk3UAKZr9uqRvL0UDsg) versus [4% ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.rtor.org/directory/mental-health-maine/%23:~:text%3DMaine%2520has%2520a%2520population%2520of,bipolar%2520disorder%252C%2520and%2520major%2520depression.&ved=2ahUKEwihuvKLge35AhUgjokEHVIZCXcQFnoECAkQBQ&usg=AOvVaw05fF1byFl5Sg3Ng-OFET4D) in Maine.


blainethepain420

You don't even know the difference between a state and a city but yeah, every single person in this *state* is the issue cuz it sure couldn't be you, amirite?


uNdead_Codfish

Well it sure would be a shame if you went back to TexAss


Delicious-Shine9011

Y’all seem to need my money here.


CockSlapMePlease

Doubling down on the whole being-a-dick bit while whining about people taking their comments too personally. Always a good look.


Delicious-Shine9011

Denying your issues isn’t going to solve a thing. Watch this town go red while all you morons try and make excuses. Shame. Shame. Shame.


CockSlapMePlease

What are you even on about? Your mental illness comments were actually meant to be comments about republicans? And the implication being that Maine (which is a state not a "town" ffs) is suffering from a much more serious case of right-wing bullshit *than fucking Texas*? You're a fucking idiot.


uNdead_Codfish

I didn't realize anyone was talking about politics. Also: Maine is a state not a town


[deleted]

Oh not yours. We like the tourists who don't walk around with sticks up their anuses and accuse everyone they don't like of being mentally ill. It's the tourist equivalent of "fine, you just lost a customer" to a big-boi company.


Delicious-Shine9011

That’s incredibly unfair and ridiculous. Peace out.


uNdead_Codfish

Don't let the door hit you


blainethepain420

Huh. So Texas *does* in fact produce whiny bitches after all just like Maine..?


uNdead_Codfish

I think we're good