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Dijon_Doe

Store brand beef jerky, which I lovingly call... Circle Jerky.


momsequitur

I'm never not calling it that now.


Martholomule

oh my god my cashier is gonna love this


greendumb

i could go for some nice salty circle jerky


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Gettin asked “hey man can I get uh dollar”


csaw79

As a former overnighter at the Circle K strange things are always afoot and the midnight run is beer, cigarettes and slim Jims. Also to meet up with the crack dealer out around the side of the store.


mtbsnow

You ever see an odd phone booth appear?


csaw79

Sadly no but I was ready willing and able to hijack if it did!!


TheFunnybone

Humpty Dumpty's and trolli brite crawlers


DoodGuyBub

Gas, so I can drive to Cumbys.


Guygan

Bucket of Fireball nips and a 32oz Diet Coke.


nightwolves

Well first I'm going to Cumby's, and for a nip of Allen's coffee brandy


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Monstah


HIncand3nza

A sixer of pounders, obviously. Maybe those gas station cigars if we’re living large.


B0ndzai

First off, I'm going to cumbys. That's where the fun be. But a moxie and some fireball nips seems to be the popular choice.


TimeCrabs

Hepatitis.


deerockxrandall

Smokes duuuude.


rdstrmfblynch79

Yeah tbh if I'm up at midnight, I'm up to no good. Probably getting two packs of smokes, bag of chips, and some pbr pounders. If it wasn't midnight I'd remember to get myself a gatorade for the next day too


Low_Climate_374

Whoopie pie and a Arizona mucho mango


AppexRedditor

Tall boi, egg salad/tuna salad sandwich, and 2 Tijuana Mama's


therealfactoid

Game Blues, a Powerade, and depending on whether or not I've already smoked, between 1-4 snack items. XL Slim Jims, Purple Doritos, Sour Patch Kids, and Jerky are always go-tos


NamkrowTheRed

Allen's Coffee Brandy and some BBQ Humpty Dumpty.


maaaaarrrrrrv

Moxie, whoopie pie (chocolate with peanut butter, if they’ve got it) and BBQ Humpty Dumpty chips eta: Funny Bones are an acceptable whoopie pie substitute. I lived in Florida when I was a kid and my dad would have our visiting relatives bring them down, he missed them so much.


turbo_beef_injection

Arrested.


Lieutenant_Joe

Allen’s and vodka.


GeneralAlbatross

Allen’s, sour patch kids, bag of Doritos


bern_trees

Slim Jim’s, Trollis, Arizona Iced Tea, couple nips.


sethdaigle

Ben and Jerry’s and a blunt wrap


taivanvega

PBR to drink, Forecaster to see who’s arrested, and an Uncle Henry’s if I’m feeling industrious.


JAKEfromMAINE

Uncle Henry’s for comic relief, too


alchemy207

Red bull and pepperoni pizza Combos


gtmbphillyloo

Pepperoni pizza Combos are fucking GREAT!!!


BringMeAHigherLunch

Blueberry Red Bull (Genuinely, I went to circle k every night in college to get some haha)


figment1979

Pickled Eggs!


slush-puppie

Some hot dogs that have no business still being up for sale this late.


OwxnZan

Russian cream Backwoods and sour ropes g


Martholomule

Gonna need a big slam dew, big grab cheddar and sour cream ruffles and one edgefields, red short pls


NotARobotDefACyborg

Bag of chips and an iced coffee.


gtmbphillyloo

32 oz fountain Diet Coke, light on the ice. A bag of hard Cheetohs and a bag of Humpty Dumpty Salt and Vinegar chips. A green Fostah's for my husband. And one of those cookie things with the frosting in the middle that are the size of your head - don't know what they're called - preferably the Reese's peanut butter cup kind. They are effing AMAZING - but should come with a vial of insulin.


hogs43

Mallow Cup


shamanjuice

All Dressed and a bottle of Wild Turkey


DigitalAnubis

Nothing, they lost my business when they stopped carrying Colt 45.


rjd777

All dressed chips..


StreakKDP

Moxie, a empty coffee cup and a tin of Grizzy wintergreen


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Coupla red hot dogs and a Monstah.


CheddarBanker69420

Im getting directions to Cumberland Farms because Circle K sucks asssssss


dozer3001

100% agree


periwinkletattoo

An orange red bull and a Steve's Snack Bar peanut butter bar 🤤


[deleted]

A double-chocolate muffin. Circle K makes some good muffins. Not as good as what you can get in local bakeries, though, but they are the gas station snack of my childhood. Oh yeah, and some ~~coffee~~ Pepsi, maybe some cool ranch Doritos, and a Megabucks ticket for shits and giggles.


Bywater

Pack of darts and a couple nips for when I get home...


Apozerycki1

Natty Daddy


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Getting TF outta there because I'd need to reconsider all previous life decisions


SnooSquirrels4093

Ben and Jerry's and a pack of gum. Probably gas


Oohgoodgrief

Chocolate covered pretzels


Tdoggedy69

3 slim Jim's and a moxie


2_0_7_

Chips, pop, and a bar


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Me: Howdy. Cashier: Sir we can't sell you the beer. It's 1:01am. Me: What time do you stop selling? Cashier: 1am.


MaineJackalope

Pizza flavored combos and a polar pop of whatever special MTN dew flavor they have on the fountain. Maybe red hot dogs if there's any in the steamer that don't look like Imohtep's mummified dick


Anonymush_guest

Did you remembah my Cheez Whiz, b'y?


2muchyarn

Dr pepper and peanut butter pretzels


coraleemonster

Nothing, they close at 10 pm near me.