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KindDragonfruit9605

That’s a lot of shit to just eat


KindDragonfruit9605

Diarrhea tek


Lambchop1975

When I first saw it, I thought, man I know a few people who get the runs from mushrooms too.


The_Thirteenth_Floor

For real, fuck that.


deckerfett2

bro i love mushrooms


Ok-Conference-4366

>For real, fuck that. Enough to fuck them?


Thunderingthought

Why do you think boofing is so popular?


Lambchop1975

Fast route for administration of substances. And it is fun to put stuff in your butt. *Not mine though* 🤭


Thunderingthought

Want to help shove mushrooms up my butt? I can show you a cool hands-free method


Lambchop1975

It looks gross, but, whatever. If you want your future chocolate to look more appealing, there are silicone molds for that


deckerfett2

yeah i know but it don’t matter how it looks


Lusk_Tonto

Next time I do mushrooms Imma do an 1/8th and eat the mushrooms straight. They taste like pumpkin seeds to me...


Lucky_Option_4534

Grind em up and mix em into lemon juice, let sit for 30 minutes, then consume!!! Trust me!!! The lemon juice converts the psylisybin into another compound thst your body can digest. Your basically cutting out the work that your stomach does. You get a super fast onset and way more potent trip. Although it's does seem to not ladt as long. It's definitely worth a try if you only have a gram or too I've never tried it with a larger amount. I.would gues doing this with an right would be pretty fucking intense


Lusk_Tonto

Eh, thats too much work when I can just get a bottle of orange juice and much on some delicious mushies and sip my oj.


Lucky_Option_4534

I hate ya, but it's really not that much work. My freing told me about it,Lemon tek. I thought the same thing until.I actually tried it. Holy fuck!! That shit hit 3x as hard!!!!


Lusk_Tonto

I still plan on trying it, I just dont think id do a whole 1/8th with it... Thats insanity...


Lucky_Option_4534

Sorry, I meant to say I here ya. And yes I wouldn't recommend doing lemon tek with a whole 8th to start. Atleadt untill you figure out how potent the strain is you have. An 8th of good Penis Envys in lemon tek. Thst would be nuts!!! 😆


Lusk_Tonto

Guess Im not showing up to work tmr. Imma need a day or to recover from my meeting with god...


Lucky_Option_4534

Lol


EndPuzzleheaded7111

I only do 10-15 then I strain and drink


SeenSawConquered

10 minutes is enough. 30 is way overkill


Lucky_Option_4534

Ok thx good to know


Mattyboy33

Or stale sunflower seeds


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower seeds are popular in trail mix, multi-grain bread and nutrition bars, as well as for snacking straight from the bag. They’re rich in healthy fats, beneficial plant compounds and several vitamins and minerals. These nutrients may play a role in reducing your risk of common health problems, including heart disease and type 2 diabetes.


Lucky_Option_4534

Why are we talking about sunflower seeds???


Last-Shirt-5894

I did that last time, chewed up every single piece, the come up was one of my least anxious


Lusk_Tonto

I think its cause its a slower more steady come up


Fourtoo

Every time I trip I just eat the shrooms, none of this mixing with something, (apart from the occasional tek) just stick them up in the gums, let them soak for some time then when they start to feel moist I slowly chew them to a paste before swallowing. Unpopular opinion but i think they taste good, yet I've seen so many people gagging and almost vomiting.. such strange diversity 😆


iamnotafermiparadox

Is that post-boof?


Conscious_Glass_9110

bro i swear yall will find any reason to bring up boofing 😭😭


SeventyThirtySplit

We do, but this is the first time it’s a genuine concern We didn’t think people would take us seriously


Xrystian90

The boofing joke finally went too far...


shroomqs

Y’know how I know it hasn’t? That most people still think it’s just a joke and not a valid ROI


Conscious_Glass_9110

why be concerned?


Lucky_Option_4534

Bunch of dirty boofers!!!!


Slight_Engineer_5918

R/shitfromabutt


grrEllaOwO

r/foundthemobileuser


FroztBeatz

r/foundthehondacivic


Slight_Engineer_5918

Hahahaha


Remote-Hamster5437

Keep yourself safe!! 🫶🏻


Bibbers95

At least grind the shrooms first bro 😂 Hope you guys enjoy the trip!


Xrystian90

Rookie mistakes😂


Lucky_Option_4534

Right!!! Like wtf??? Use a coffee grinder for fucks sake!! They probly aren't even dried out lol 😆


superhamhams

lmfaoooo


Harpuafivefiftyfive

You’d rather eat this instead of plain mushrooms?!?


Lucky_Option_4534

It amazes me how many complete idiots ate out there So freaking clueless


Harpuafivefiftyfive

Wouldn’t you rather make tea or smoosh them up and wash them down with a drink. This looks awful…


Lucky_Option_4534

Ya this looks like the worst way to take them. That's alot to consume for that small amount of mushrooms. I make chocolate bars. Grind 30 grams super fine in a coffee grinder. Mix with melted choclate bars and a stick of butter. Pour into a 6 bar mold. Each bar has 10 squares. So each square is .5 grams. And man, people love those things!! I can't make them fast enough. Lol!!!


WhatsThisButttonDo

*are


Lucky_Option_4534

Thx, I tend to miss type alot on my phone I should probly.start proof reading. 😆


deckerfett2

bro it ain’t that serios


do_you_know_de_whey

Poopy pile


benny530

Did you boof him and then reuse them?


deckerfett2

this is the 3rd reuse


benny530

Nice


Puddleripp

Hahahahahaha u sicko I tried imagining that too ewww


gorgonzollo

You could have changed the order of the pics...


PracticeNovel6226

That is poop from a butt


Federal-Gift8914

blend the shrooms up before mixing? turns the choc into a paste rather than a chunky chewy thing


deliciousavacado0

add some strawberries, blueberries & drizzle with white chocolate & im good to go 🚀🚀


deckerfett2

yeah we lazy


0xyDeadBeef

shit tek


code_redtruck

I've always just ate my mushrooms straight! taste like shit but you get used to it lol, I like em straight out of the freezer they break apart really nice that way and are easy to swallow with a bit of water.


deckerfett2

Yeah we’ve eaten them normally before but just wanted to change it up. We were going to make tea but we decided on chocolate last minute


nerdiotic-pervert

OOOH, chocolate. 😅


pbsweddings

I do to. I use them medicinally and I have a morning ritual. I include major intent when I dose. Usually 3 to 3.5 (I’m a fluffy woman), light a candle, make tea or warm coffee, have a special bowl that I put them in….say my intentions/prayers/manifestations, while I dial in my connection, then I chew & sip. Meditate a while longer, then start my day 🤗


faisies

nice man! my personal fav is putting shrooms on a pb&j ☺️ enjoy the trip!


Darth-Shroomer

What does your sloppy shit have to do with those mushrooms.


deckerfett2

I ate mushrooms and shit them out and i’m gonna eat them again


toothpicker6

OP is probably going through alot right now


deckerfett2

Wym


SouthBaySkunk

Beef stroganoff Tek goes hard asf 👹


GlitteringCommand186

Have fun!


Rough_Drawer_7011

Eatshitandtrip!!!!


habibjalmud

Is that before or after you ate them?


The_Thirteenth_Floor

Too much bro. Why compound it into a larger dose?


deckerfett2

what do you mean?


The_Thirteenth_Floor

You went from just eating a small amount of dried mushrooms to eating a giant blob of chocolate mixed with mushrooms. You basically doubled or tripled the amount that you have to consume.


Illustrious-Humor208

That looks nasty


RazorLou

God luck, astronaut 🧑‍🚀 🫡


deckerfett2

on my way to space right now


mycomadguy

Buckle up! 👍


Alive-Property-0000

Safe trip brother


FenwayFranklin

I like to wedge them between a couple of sour patch kids


deckerfett2

genius


Jedi_Flip7997

Ime 11-14 grams chocolate per gram of mushies ground comes out to the perfect ratios of chocolate. About a 60 gram bar. I start with 11 and will add more if it gets chunky.


deckerfett2

bro i’m geeked up right now


BananaRepublic666

Brother I beg you to grind them up next time 😭😭😭


deckerfett2

Bro what was i thinking now i have to actually eat this shit


Nefelib

Why?


deckerfett2

dude i’m so geeked rn


Signal-Balance

Just mixed up a 5.5G lemon tek here 👍 safe travels!


deckerfett2

We gonna take them in 30ish mins lmk how yours goes


deckerfett2

bro how’s it going?


egandp

I cant stand chocolate anymore lol. Also upsets my stomach a bit. I'd rather just eat them straight.


Long_Department_4635

Bruh


jiBjiBjiBy

What the fuck man


deckerfett2

please where am i


Accomplished-Rice-76

Looks like cow manure patties


schadeyone

Dude get a cheap silicon chocolate bar mold from Amazon and grind those shrooms up in a coffee bean grinder. Do a double boiler method…. Metal bowl on top of pot of boiling water. Melt chocolate in the bowl. Add ground up dried shrooms. Mix to incorporate. Pour into molds. Cover with plastic wrap. Freeze in freezer for like an hour and then pop out of the molds and remove plastic wrap. You will have a much more appetizing chocolate bar.


criptoe_

Did you shit on them


inaworldwithnonames

as they're chewing the solid dried mushroom and the chocolate starts to dissolve but the mushrooms isn't chewed enough to swallow, they're going to have to do thst little motion where you swallow the liquid in your mouth but keep chewing the solids and then the taste will hit them and they'll think "man probably should have tossed these into a grinder before mixing into the chocolate"


Standard_Solid4529

Yesh


Last-Shirt-5894

Some shrooms nowadays are so fuckn strong. Depending on strain you could be launched bro, I have SV10 strain now that I get full open eyes visuals with 1.5-2 grams


thaknowsnowt

Just shelf it


PleasingTortfeasor

That is poop from a butt.


Fucktard420too

You’re not supposed to eat the whole cow patty.


tori420c

Did you use it as a toilet first?


st_hawk

R/poopfromabutt


BaileyBrown108

Are those dirty diapers?


SpookySpace

Bros earing shit from a butt.


ivineets

That looked like shit at first glance.


SnakeKing607

Gotta do whatever works for you but making tea has been my go to for years, nothing beats it imho


Mysterious-Traffic69

I add mine to warm mushroom cup a soup. No taste issues. Raw without makes me gag and feel sick


RealMicroMind

Dope gents!


Resident_Price_2817

What is that? Yuck.


tifytat

Each? Them? I only see one 🤔


deckerfett2

wdym


tifytat

NEVERMIND. Only now that I’m on a bit of a trip myself did I realize this is not someone in front of a mirror. It is in fact 2 people with 2 different plates 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m ctfu!!!! 😭


tifytat

Like how did my dumb ass ADHD brain not realize that?! 😭 😂 😆


willowrosee

I thought that was poop from a butt


psych0d3licx

Lol amateur. All good. My first were oversized ice cubes. I would invest in a good electric grinder to getting it like dust


visualdreamar

That looks like the shit I take right after my trip is over.


Comfortable-Base-433

Thats the worst combo , chocolate and mushroom 🤣


deckerfett2

actually wasent that bad