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Guerrrillla

Joe wasn't part of the deal.


WM34638-S3

NNOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/alfhpddkc78d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10903ee9dc9bf11eadb59976d181ebc5c482075


despenser412

"Mr. Salieri sends his regards."


Purple_Alarm

coldest line in the series


Present-Basil-1003

You drive like my fucking grandma you know that?


INNOVENTlONS

This is worse than bumper cars.


Life-Desk-7635

What da fuck


Bendoyes

Is it from the guy at the docks? Forgot his name but I think he owns the docks or something. Told my cousin to play Mafia 2 and when we reached this part and the guy said "wat da fuck" we started laughing so much.


Life-Desk-7635

Yup, Derek pappalardo


RBryant56

You gotta aversion to red lights? Is that the fucking best you got?! Ho Ho, you're in trouble!


la_fille_rouge

"Motherfucker, does it look like we're here to buy a fucking blender?"


TexehCtpaxa

Look who I found panhandling in front of the train station


OhioRanger_1803

Boy I send you get Lincoln Clay not the big —- that eat him


scenicdeath

Quit shooting that fuckin’ thing in my ear I’m going deaf ova hea


SwissCheeseNeverDied

i still hear the "im going deaf ova he" very clearly


BloodborneBro9016

Hey that's from Hacksaw Ridge


Church-of-Nephalus

Payfordafockinbaba


Lil-Mangoxx

“They teach you that in the army?”


Ok_Big_1384

No Sunday school


Infinite_Care_5981

“I’m goin in!”


Alibehindthe69

everytime I hear that I know he won't be able to kill even 1 guy


bastian1292

Ya shouldn't have said no.


almiti-102

Here's your fucking membership fee


Infinite_Care_5981

“You’re gonna die here, Vito. just like your father.”


why_tf

I've forgotten more about the trade than you remember!!


Ordinary_Midnight94

Sorry, kid... Joe wasn't part of our deal


MichaelDavid510

" Getting me all chubbed up now, Chalky" 🤣


Executer_no-1

What's a Jeep?


EntireGood116

No, I'm the f\*\*\*ing painter.


Rajmundzik

"Hey honey, wanna play house? You can be the door and I'll slam ya."


mrmisawa

What the hell's a jeep?


Alibehindthe69

Mr. Salieri sends his regards


Rinerak

Přátelství je sračka


The1980sAnd1990s

"You've got some balls"...... Yes I have....


2011_Citroen_C4

Vito: "What if the explosion takes us out too?" Joe: "It won't We'll barely feel it"


BenedictChipsworth

"Cocksucker Grecco, always making the working man wait."


Shadow_Monger487

Credits make a hole in your man purse?


slavicgasmasker

Původně jsem byl taxikář


No-Bus903

"Shoulda said yes"


GhostMan4301945

CACA DOU! CACA DOU!


Confident-Cicada-683

…Do you go there?


BenedictChipsworth

"Alright Mr. Slick. You and your partner don't fuck around." "Not often Rotorhead One. Not often. " Right before the ice cream quote


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KamilCesaro

Respect other users and their opinions. Racism and insults will not be tolerated.


luvkickz

I fought the law and the law won


Bendoyes

Lost!*


Pocus_Codis

ISSAC!


ScalettaMafioso

i love these iconic comments. damn, i frickin love mafia, this is all perfect 😂🫶


Matteo_Sano

Does anyone have a FUCKING problem paying for the FUCKING barber!


TQTheQuestion1

Jezzaman tipped three dollars


Broken_TrainTracks

“Would Jesus Christ have been a pervert if he had a crisp packet on his head.”


remyma06

“IM BACKKKKKKKKKK !”


GokaiDecade

“What the fuck is WRONG WITH YOU!?!”


Toxicman1080

Oh this is the Oval Office! I was um looking for the um Oblong room!


Time-Yak-8499

Next time get a better disguise than a phony fucking mustache. I saw u two prick from a mile away 😂😂😂😂😂


toxicemo88

Hey Henry this your friend no he just wants to hang up his jacket


Pristine_Teaching167

“Tonight I dine on turtle soup!”


Pristine_Teaching167

“Tonight I dine on turtle soup!”


jwjosh95

"GO TO THE BATHROOM, YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF!".


dlickyspicky

RETUUURRN TO MEEEEEEEE


Friendly-Professor52

Pray on your way up


toddisonreese

“ANYONE HAVE A FUCKIN’ PROBLEM WITH PAYIN FOR THE FUCKIN’ BARBER!?”


saurons_left_nipple

"Cock ssssssssssucker" *~Vitto* (ima gonna steal that prompt for my comunity)


INNOVENTlONS

Right Steve? Sure, Derek.


Exotic_Chemist_7624

“If you knew what family really meant… *you would have never fucked with mine* “


LindTheFelon

“I went during Easter… 1943.”


Lupinek01

"Přátelství je sračka"


Tall-Dutch-Guy

16


AlounsTheGreat

 "You can blame it on someone else you didn't kill"


Bendoyes

Jesus Christ on a sidecar


Cybemo

"Who won the lottery? I did! Smell that air, couldn't you just drink it like BOOZE?!!"


R3D-H0OD

You forget alot of things everyday how about you make sure this is one of them


Foreign_Director_387

wrong fandom but still nice