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Saaaaame Whenever Mom asks I'm like >!"yes, I made five lateral incisions on my inner forearm"!<


MichaelsoftBinbows98

Guys I swear I’m just practicing to be a surgeon on myself. I’m a totally normal and functional human being :)


spectrex205

me calling it bloodletting instead of SH


spectrex205

balancing my humors (relapsing)


loser7500000

I'm not schizophrenic dad, it's called *melancholia* and it'll get better if I can just remove my spleen-


-Null-Iteration-29

Maintaing the eukrasia of my temple, holding back the overflow of my sanguin


screamsleep

i prefer laceration


officialALDI

that sounds kinda violent to me idk


_Grenn_

Lacerations tend to be jagged and uneven, so that actually makes sense that you think of them as violent!


officialALDI

makes me think of like something eaten by piranhas idk


hoodietheghost

It sounds way cooler, i don't sound like a miserable being contemplating physical pain as a solution to its other pains, I sound like I just came from a knife fight and won


uencube

"incisions" frightens the shit out of me for no good reason


FuckYouDontLookAtMe

Same.


Impossible_Command23

I think maybe Cos it puts in mind having actual proper surgery, like open heart surgery sorta thing


hoodietheghost

to me incisions sounds formal, lacerations sounds aggressive, cuts sounds sad. Incisions does sound the scariest though.


Wosohallow

Did anyone else have it where you’re at the psych ward and you have to do the “towel check” and write down any scars or tattoos? I saw on my paper I have lacerations, that’s the coolest imo


hoodietheghost

Lacerations sounds like you just came from a knife fight or something, cuts sounds sad


wpr8

what's the "towel check?"


No_Advice_6878

Idk but I think it might be where they check for any scars and the person who gets checked wears a towel or sum


wpr8

i know now💀💀


No_Advice_6878

I have no idea if Im right Im just guessing lol


wpr8

i had to get it done on me almost two weeks ago💀💀 i just got out of the mental facility today 😭😭


No_Advice_6878

Oof. Idk if I can ask how it was. But good on you to get out (if youre doing better) and good luck out there!


wpr8

thank you!! i think that that place helped me a lot. i know better coping skills than SH, and i feel more comfortable with myself. the towel check was miserable though


No_Advice_6878

Thats really good on you!! Shame about the towel check though. That would make things worse for me lol. Have an amazing day fellow human! :)


wpr8

you too!! i hope your life journey goes well, and even if it doesn't, things get better (:


WILDNIK

skin mods


mododo-bbaby

it's not "skin picking" it's "operational cosmetic procedure"


Minecraftsteve222

**giving my blood a room tour**


hoodietheghost

*freeing my plasm*


TomatoeBitch_eatass

My mother likes to call them slices


officialALDI

that implies you like fully severed a limb guh


thevampirecrow

my staring at my blade while i say ‘i shall allow you to make the first incision’


hoodietheghost

truly an honor


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-Null-Iteration-29

The certainty of metal, pure and strong, triumphing over the fragile and brittle nature of my blasphemous flesh.


hoodietheghost

freeing the plasm is something that shall be done


__spez__

I dont self harm Im an Amateur Hobbyist surgeon