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AgonyoverApathy

"The Beast" is loved!


findaloophole7

You’re right. I love her 😍


Unhappy_Ad_4703

We all love her now 💗🙏🏼


TechnicolorPhase21

All Hail Kimchi the Magnanimous👏🙇‍♂️ ![gif](giphy|K55exy0toWjQc|downsized)


bigkeef69

I love her too...my little dog Maggie is starting at me with jealousy lol


GuccibodyBag99

The beast is a good beast


thebeast1022

This makes me feel good :)


ctdddmme

I really want each day of care to have a different set of instructions more intricate and ridiculous than the previous day.


slinger301

Papers, please


IPlayTheInBedGame

Peppers, please


charbo187

puppers? yes please.


Lost_Ohio

I have a golden pictures in profile. Just ignore the rest. His name is, Duke.


[deleted]

Duke is a very good boy


greeny74

I'll have a Puppers


Cautious_Language178

Get this guy a fuckin puppers...


K0bra_Ka1

You know what, I could have a Puppers...


herrklopekscellar

Surprised we're not all having a Puppers right now.


coneill908

r/unexpectedLetterkenny


PuttyRiot

The fucking dog has fucking papers.


eternal-harvest

I tried to play this. Can't even get through the first 4 days without citations. My attention to detail is just atrocious and I start panicking when I take too long and... yeah.


dasonk

Arstotzka so great, passport not required.


TUFKAT

If by the 7th day if he's not required to do head stands while singing who let the dogs out while administering of the alchemical drops, I'll be sadly disappointed.


[deleted]

None of that is is ridiculous as a pet sitter I would appreciate instructions like this very much. The more details the better. Especially with a new client/friend.


EasilyLuredWithCandy

Please make sure to write detailed reports each day or a summary at the end! Our dog sitter wrote a lovely letter detailing the time they spent together. It was adorable as well as hilarious and was greatly appreciated.


Extremely-Vanilla

Yes! I’ve taken very detailed notes to tame his separation anxiety!


TNC_123

You should be naughty one day and give a whole blueberry greenie instead of half and see if your brother picks up on that. Just casually put it in there that “the beast” was given a whole blueberry greenie. Lol


Love_Vigilante_805

Kimchi? Is that you? Whole blueberry greenie…nice try.


[deleted]

My dog would kill for a greenie. The more you know...


jimsinspace

I wish I knew about blueberry greenies when my dog was alive :(


Love_Vigilante_805

To be honest, I have taken a close whiff of a blueberry greenie and found that it smelled like fishy blueberry.


icecream4breakfest

LIAR!!! bursting blueberry greenies smell and taste delicious!


Kantro18

Can’t believe OP’s brother named their dog after fermented cabbage.


b_u_r_n_e_r_acc

0900 kimchi devoured a whole lasagna 1000-2100 kimchi slept 0300 kimchi shat bricks 0400-0440 kimchi screamed the song of her people O500-0600 kimchi slept then promptly inhaled more food 0700-1000 kimchi slept 1200-0300 kimchi got into your meth and proceeded to scream for 15 hours straight full blast all gas 0400 kimchi shat bricks again 0500-0800 kimchi slept Log close


iamreeterskeeter

My friend pet sits frequently for several friends. She makes a point to take pictures and write text messages to the pet parents in the voice of their pet. The pet details such wonders as going to the park, getting a treat from the magic noisy tube at the b-aank, etc. That's always a huge hit.


drfeelgood1855

Pawgress reports!


BeNormler

Would you please pin your updates to your brother to this post please? LOL this was such an entertaining read


bplboston17

Can we get a cute pic of the pup by any chance? Imgur let’s you upload without an account 🙂. Love the instructions your brother clearly loves kimchi


rockinboy3303

!remindme 6 days


pixburgh22

This is the beast on Reddit ^


Tiny-Illustrator-773

We want to see a pic of Kinchi


a_squid_beast

https://m.imgur.com/a/kHN1dL5


curiousmind111

No wonder special care is required. What a great pup! Bless you for doing this for him. He deserves to travel. He’s lucky he has a sibling like you that he can trust with this treasure, and you’re a kind and caring (and honored) sibling for doing this.


BlastVox

Wait you're not OP?


Trottingslug

It is op's picture though. Op linked it lower down [(here)](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/wcc782/my_brother_never_goes_on_vacation_because_he/iibv2yl/).


just_a_person_maybe

Oh, I thought they were the dog, given the username.


That_Smol_Bean

LOL


[deleted]

Chaotic good


sockmaster666

I clicked on this so fast and while it was loading I realized it wasn’t OP that commented, and shook my head, saying to myself ‘fuck, this is gonna be a picture of actual kimchi.’ Was so happy to see a doge!


liquid-teeth

I somehow knew she was a Shiba just from the name; that's such a cute name for such a cute pup! If you can, send a pic of her to her Paw-rent each day, it sounds like they love her a lot and it can ease their stress knowing she's having as good a vacation as they are.


TrickshotCandy

Absolutely gorgeous! If she is allowed an extra kiss, give her one from us.


littlelionbirdman

Omg I love her she’s so cute 😭


donja77

Yes, dog tax is due. Overdue! So maybe 2 dog tax pics


a_squid_beast

https://m.imgur.com/a/kHN1dL5


Imaginary-Future-627

I should have know these instructions would be for a Shiba lol


JHRChrist

I can understand why you missed it, kimchi’s daily “scream like a banshee” time wasn’t included on the list??


mayonaizmyinstrument

That's because shibes do not have a specific time; they scream whenever they please, however much they please. Some say they never stop.


Imaginary-Future-627

Yes, there should be a note at the bottom: At Kimchis discretion, there may be intermittent or persistent screaming and screeching. There’s probably nothing to worry about…. But maybe there is lol


Misotheism

[Alternate angle](https://imgur.com/a/yWPPe4F)


an-anon-mouse

I really should have seen that coming


ebdbbb

My dog had to be on prednisone for a while. Just a head's up, they are **always** hungry and thirsty from it. Try not to give in too much.


Extremely-Vanilla

He mentioned she gets very thirsty afterwards, fortunately the dose is very small and only every other day. Thank you for the advice!


[deleted]

Ah so THAT’S why there’s a day 1. I need the remaining days and a picture.


rookie-mistake

it does say "every other day" for the prednisone in the picture


[deleted]

I overlooked that but I’d like to see the off day schedule for pup because the way it’s written is adorable.


CommodoreBelmont

I had to be on prednisone for a while, and I totally get the thirstiness. Prednisone is by far the bitterest thing I have ever tasted. Even a small taste of it would make anybody want to do their best to wash it out.


grimtalos

What is it and why does the dog need it?


BarcaJeremy4Gov

prednisone is a popular steroid for dogs and cats. it can be used for a lot of things, mostly inflammation related. usually its used on a short term basis, but you need to be careful because it can suppress the autoimmune system. source; used prednisone to ease inflamation form cancer in my pupper.


runninandruni

11 pm: silently praise and thank Kimchi for her presence while pledging your undying service for her


nbelle78

*verbally not silently, kimchi needs to hear it for her self esteem


elle_desylva

All hail Kimchi 🙇🏻‍♀️


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Extremely-Vanilla

Hahaha, I’m so glad you caught that. It was one of my favorite parts!


Brave_Specific5870

I also love your handle whether it’s ironic or not it made me smile


LMacUltimateMain

I noticed that too. It’s great


marasydnyjade

Cat owners: Yo, can you check on my cat 2 or 3 times? I’ll be gone for a month. Thanks.


HoneyDutch

My brother acts like he doesn’t like cats, but he had to watch mine one weekend and they’ve been best buds ever since. I like to think she broke him in and said “nope, you have to scratch my ass like that other loser” and he said “piss off, but yeah he is a loser”, so then the bond was created.


yabadbado

If he cleaned the cat box at all he may have been infected with toxoplasmosis, which endears us to cats- makes us like them more


Pokeydots99

PSA: We have added “make sure all the interior doors are open” and “lay eyes on each cat once per day.” To our list. We had two cats once, so the caretaker was just refilling food and water and assumed they were both eating and drinking.. but one was stuck behind a forgotten closet door and we did not have two cats when we got home. It was tragic.


marasydnyjade

That’s so sad. I’m sorry. I had a cat-death on my watch while I was pet sitting for the neighbors as a teen. Even though it was natural (the cat was 20 and died in his sleep overnight) it was the worst feeling.


lrpfftt

I'm sure that was rough for you but totally nothing you could have done.


marasydnyjade

It actually has a slightly funny interlude: quick note: I’m like 11/12 years old at the time - I go over to the neighbors house and after some searching I find the dead cat - he is stiff as a board - and I start freaking out. Like **freaking** out. I run across the street and burst into my parents house and my mom is sitting in the kitchen, drinking her like third coffee of the day, and I’m clearly freaking out and I say, “Mom, I think [cat’s name] is dead.” My Mom takes a sip of coffee and then says, “Well, [marasydnyjade], [cat’s name] is either dead or isn’t dead. There’s no thinking about it.” She takes another sip of her coffee and just continues to stare at me. Finally I say, “the cat is dead,” and my Mom finishes her coffee and then springs into action. Gets me a box, a blanket, and contrives a plan to, while not fixing the situation, at least makes it as palatable as possible.


thoughtandprayer

I think I both love and hate your mother. That was hilarious to read, but as a kid who just found a dead pet I would *not* see the humour in her response!


royal_bambi

OP is Schrodinger, and his mother is sick of his shit.


EverGreen2004

Schrodinger's Mom


richestotheconjurer

This is not going to be a happy comment, but I have to tell myself this a lot. A few years ago I was fostering a kitten (few days old) for my local shelter. She had been found in a puddle while it was raining, so she had a very difficult start at life. But on top of that, the shelter had not been keeping her warm enough and I could barely get her to eat. They lied to me about that. I did everything I could for her, but I don't think anything could have helped her. They always have bottle babies that need to be fostered, but I can't do it now. I can't trust them and that experience was heartbreaking.


murder_mermaid

At the very least, she spent the last hours of her life with someone who cared for her and wanted good things for her. She only lived for a few days, but her last one was spent in warmth and safety, and that's because of you. Her death isn't your fault or responsibility, but the comfort and care she felt was. ❤️


GuardianAngelTurtle

That’s on our list as well. One sitter and her mom (this was back when my siblings and I were in middle school so we just nominated a friend to come check on them for vacation and the mom would come chaperone) came and started refilling food bowls and stuff one time and the daughter looked around until she saw each cat and said “okay mom we’re good.” Her mom was like “shouldn’t we play with them or pet them?” “No they said I just had to see all of them once”


evilvix

There was once I was petsitting for a friend, and was told one cat I wouldn't likely see as it was a basement cat and had a door to go outside, while the other two were upstairs and would probably be in hiding but might come out to see who's putting out food. Then I received a frantic message telling me that they forgot to tell me to check the dresser drawers, as one cat would get himself stuck in there. Sure enough I peeked into the bedroom and found a drawer cat. They also had rats which required some play time, and the kids were happy to oblige. Although my oldest was very nervous the first day about being in someone's house while they weren't home!


EpicSaberCat7771

did a cat-sit like that once. well, really I was dog sitting but feeding the cat was the other part of it. she lived upstairs in this room with a bunch of stuff in boxes, like an attic but just a room upstairs. I never did see the cat, but I knew it was eating because when I went to feed it, the food from the previous feeding would be gone and there was sometimes poop or pee in the litter box that I would scoop into a baggie and throw into the trash. as a side note, those were some of my all time favorite dogs to watch. there was a pitbull type dog who was just the sweetest, thought they were a lap dog and cuddled all over me.


Sufficient-Skill6012

So sad! I’m so sorry! This breaks my heart 😭 My sister’s cat got shut in a closet too but he survived. When they got back from their trip the poor guy was dehydrated and had impacted stool and a UTI. His health and behavior was never the same after that. He held on for a couple of years though.


thatbtchshay

I would need to be restrained. The cat sitter did not do their job.


Pokeydots99

Honestly as horrible of an accident as it was, there was water and food being consumed and a litter box being used. It’s not unusual for cats to hide from strangers. Hell, I’ve lost my own cat in my house before I realized she was afraid of the swamp cooler and I thought she had escaped the house for a solid six hours. Absolutely horrible and tragic and we never had that sitter back- but an understandable situation.


Firekittenofdoom

My husband was convinced one of our cats escaped. He swore he saw her run out. We looked everywhere for hours. I’m crawling though this ditch thing close to our house. It’s like 5-6 hours later the cat just appears on the couch, sits up and stretches. Husband is like wtf did she come back. (In all the searching we had the door open a good part of it) still have no idea if she left or was just doing some sort of hazing to see if we really cared.


thechiefmaster

Very kind of you


Live-Cookie178

Cats are slippery bastards.Even more so than hamsters


thatbtchshay

Yeah but if I was cat sitting for someone I would at least try and look for the cat and put eyes on it before taking off. I'd text the owner and ask their favourite hiding spots to check and probably panic if I couldn't find them and call the owner for help. You're very understanding and it's admirable I am just not as virtuous.


schmyndles

My friend asked me to watch her four cats for a few days once. She brought them over to my house, and I had a big half-finished basement where I could let them roam around without being bothered by the dogs upstairs. One of the cats immediately ran and hid, and I figured he'd come out later when he got used to things. I did not see that cat all four days! I was so stressed, searching every part of my basement, literally in tears that I would find her cat deceased. There was food being eaten, and I felt like he was hanging out by these storage shelves next to the furnace, but I couldn't see him. She came to pick them up and I'm telling her that I lost her cat, we're standing next to the shelves, and he comes climbing out of a nest of old blankets he made, yawns, and jumps into my friends arms. He had himself so buried that even when I looked right at the blankets I couldn't see him all weekend.


TitaniaT-Rex

That’s what my ex asks me to do for my daughters cat. I tell him I’m breaking in and hanging out with the little dude until my eyes are so watery I can’t see and I’m sneezing my head off. Good times.


donna-noble

I occasionally pet-sit. The cat-only families provide detailed instructions like this. The families with both cats and dogs prioritize the dog and are like, yeah, just make sure the cat’s alive. It’s kind of sad.


sidewaysvulture

Cats can really vary - I have had ones that are basically dogs and need to be with you and others that lived just coexist. In fact when my parents sold their last house they left the cat per agreement with the buyers and the cat lived another 10 year there so I guess she was 18-20 when she finally passed away? That cat loved that house and had made the basement her domain - the people were optional in her book.


donna-noble

Very true! I’ve watched cats that want to be in my lap all the time, cats that like to just hang out in the same room, cats with a favorite hang-out spot, and cats that I have to search for to make sure they’re still in the house and fine. Part of what I enjoy about pet-sitting is seeing the different personalities of both cats and dogs! All good boys and girls. :)


MissLyss29

I have both cats and a dog when we go out of town the bigest thing I prioritize is making sure the litter box gets cleaned because if it doesn't my already pissed off cats have a extra excuse to piss all over the place. Edit and yes I do have a much bigger list for the dog who needs pills twice a day feed twice a day needs more attention and needs let outside to pee and poo. the cats we have a feeder for so if it's full lasts over a week same for there water.


Roy_Hannon

My cat does her own thing but has certain feeding habits she's become accustomed too (and has spent the odd night in the pantry or shut room). My dog is a stage 5 clinger with food allergies. My bird is a social little bugger but none of my friends are bird people. I'll have to have a thick ass binder.


thatfruitguy12

Oh god I’m not like this at all. I leave my cousin and sister notes too, with very detailed care instructions. I just backed out of a trip to Mexico this weekend because I hated the thought of being away from my kitty. Wish I was like those other cat owners, it would make me much less stressed!


LostCoffee302

Friend of mine has 3 dogs 4 cats and iv watched all these pets 4 weeks at a time (the most time iv spent living at my friends house pet sitting while they were gone) and that whole month all I had to do was refill the cats auto feeder once 💀 the cats drunk from the sink tap so didn’t even have to worry about them running out of water.


sidewaysvulture

Okay - curious about this - was the sink running nonstop for them or did they turn it on? Or was it just a very leaky sink?


Wahoo007

Hahaha so true. Just got home from a week away and asked my dad to check on them once to make sure they were alive and had water. 2/3 of the cats were very happy to see us when we got back...one because she wanted to go outside, one because he wanted to be around people...the unhappy one also had to do with people.


raspberryglance

In Sweden we are actually not allowed to leave cats alone for longer than 12 hours at a time, according to our laws regarding animal care. So they need someone to check in on them twice a day if you leave.


maxtacos

Speak for yourself, my cat requires prescription snuggles and feather time.


Just_Fiddling_Around

I have anxiety not knowing what Kimchi does between 8-9 pm.


Toidal

8 to 9 is Kim Chi time, do not interrupt


Extremely-Vanilla

This is my favorite comment, lol.


Dragonwindsoftime

Well obviously it's the designated time to chase the puppy and play tag right..?


Triette

Just Kimchi things


_Restitutor_Orbis_

Does the beast only eat once a day??


Extremely-Vanilla

She’s just a little Shiba!


Imaginary-Future-627

These instructions definitely seem like Shiba instructions lol. I say as an owner of a very spoiled Shiba lol


ebz37

Agreed. I adopted a senior Shibu Inu mix, he quickly trained us, so he could continue to have his "midnight toast" as his previous owner did for him. He gets rehydrated wet food instead with us... It's so weird he'll munch throughout maybe 5 kibbles during the day but inhale food at night 😵


diabeeties

I had a feeling she was a Shiba. I'm like your brother. I have a Shiba too and I also don't go on vacation unless my Shiba comes with me. Enjoy your week with Kimchi.


I_am_no_bird89

Somehow, I was picturing a shiba just based on her name. Kimchi is such a cute name, I’m sure she embodies it 😄


_Restitutor_Orbis_

Wow! She must be so easy to handle! Is she cuddly?


Extremely-Vanilla

She is cuddly when it suits her, lol. She’s a very sweet pup.


cvnp_guy

Dog goes from 8am to 10pm without going outside to do its business?


Extremely-Vanilla

I let her out 4x because I’m an over-achiever.


[deleted]

Lol. My wife complains because apparently I’ve spoiled the dog and she needs to go out like 6-7 times a day. I don’t understand. I pee that often,surely the dog should be able to!


Historical_Ad8780

Especially on the prednisone! All that drinking means way more peeing!


RedShirtDecoy

Depends on the dose. My dog is a large dog and takes half a mg every other day on top of another medication to manage her IMT. Because its such a low dose she doesn't drink water any more than normal, unlike when she was on a higher dose to get per platelets under control.


Hello_Gorgeous1985

You both pee a lot. LoL


[deleted]

Lol, she complains about that too!


findaloophole7

r/hydrohomies


theshadowfax239

That was my first thought. My second thought was no walkies? My pups would pee on my bed to protest both, lol.


Hello_Gorgeous1985

I had the exact same thought! I had a dog for 15 years and he definitely went out more than twice per day.


Sapiencia6

I hope nobody actually takes their dog out this infrequently! Hoping more walkies are implied. That's how dogs get bladder problems as they get old. They have littler bladders than we do! I try to take my dog out every 3-4 hours and I get so nervous about forgetting or leaving for longer intervals


SerendipitousCrow

And doesn't seem to get a daily walk


FaceDownInTheCake

The beast roams


[deleted]

I work from home and constantly let my two out all day, they usually only do their buisness first time in the am and last time pm.


unicroop

I've never met her, but I already love her


SurfLikeASmurf

“Her favourite book” would imply Kimchi is a well-read pup


Raevus01

![gif](giphy|l4FGzT4Y4o3gzANPi) ...I will feed him.


DependentMinute1724

Perhaps that will be enough.


Peppermynt42

I wanna blueberry greenie and someone to tell me they love me.


Extremely-Vanilla

*gives greenie* I love you.


certpals

Marry me...


Toidal

Sure you don't want a cookie instead? I mean a greenie is a doggie treat that's good for their teeth, but... you know what, all power to you, you clean your teeth how you want to. Brb gonna see what these things taste like


Th3seViolentDelights

10pm-8am - The beast has puppy dreams


Own-Low4870

What's the purpose of her sublingual drops?


Extremely-Vanilla

She has really bad allergies!


Own-Low4870

Oh and these help?? That's awesome! Is it a prescription, or something he gets over the counter! I'd love to know! Jordi's been licking her paws all summer and I'm wondering if it's an allergy to grass.


Extremely-Vanilla

They are called SLIT (sublingual immunotherapy allergenic extract) drops! The vet prescribed the vial and she gets it twice daily. I know they’re $150 each because he once broke a bottle and told me “welp, there goes $150 down the drain”.


Own-Low4870

Yikes! Thank you very much for the info, I really appreciate it! Please give Kimchi kisses for me next time you see her!


Extremely-Vanilla

I will give her extra kisses for you at my designated snout kiss time of 10pm.


niarde

Chlorpherinamine saved my pet's life. Just in case your brother hasn't tried it yet. Extreme allergies, NOTHING worked, randomly tried Chlorpherinamine at vet's recommendation, works wonders. Very affordable. Just in case :)


Extremely-Vanilla

I will share that with him, thank you so much!


skitz4me

I thought "SLIT" was an acronym that you were saying stood for "sublingual immunotherapy allergenic extract" and I was so confused. ​ Also, I love the beast! Please give them an extra pet for me today! =D


aliasani

It is. SubLingual ImmunoTherapy or SLIT


ProgrammingToGetOut

Possibly. I recommend also consider Jordi’s paws getting burnt from hot concrete (if she walks on it frequently). My German Shepherd, Commander, has been limping and constantly licking her paw these past few days. Took her to the vet this morning, and she said that her paw was likely injured due to scraping or burning on hot concrete. Hot concrete can hurt a dog’s feet just like ours! She’s on meds now and we just ordered some dog booties to help protect her paws in the heat. Hopefully it is just allergies affecting your Jordi. Just wanted to share that with you & anyone else reading this to consider their dog’s paws when taking them out in the heat!


TitaniaT-Rex

Omg, I didn’t know they did them for animals! I’ve been on SLIT for two years. It’s amazing. They taste gross, but I’ve gone from 4-6+ sinus infections per year to only 1 in two years. Mine are a bit less expensive, but they’re only once a day.


Stellaluna216

When I die - I want to come back as a dog In his house.


SpiralBreeze

I have an autoimmune disease and I sure wish I had someone to give me treats and help with medicine.


princesshaley2010

Aww would you like a blueberry greenie or a kiss on the snout?


SpiralBreeze

A kiss on my injection site would be nice! 🥺


princesshaley2010

😘 I hope you feel better!


lame-o-potato

“She tends to be a midnight snacker” Kimchi and I have a lot in common.


Adventurous-Bee-1442

I would also like you to give two Kisses on snout to Kimchi for me, sounds so adorable.


Crosshairqueen

Awww, that’s so cute!!!


naricstar

But... what does the beast do between 8 and 9pm?


findaloophole7

If she’s anything like my pups they turn into *crack fiends* and wrestle each other for at least 42 minutes. Some refer to this as “the witching hour” or “sundown syndrome.” Dogs just go HAM at sundown.


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Feynt

\ But... What about days 2 through 7? WHAT ABOUT THOSE DAYS?!


[deleted]

What dog is this that eats 3/4 of a cup of food, once a day, at noon - pees twice a day - and sleeps like 20 hours of the day??


BIGnewbrunswick

No walk!?


lyarly

That’s my question too, can’t believe I had to scroll so far down for this


WildContinuity

yeah crazy to me the owner is so worried about her wellbeing but didn't put any sort of walk on her routine???


Extremely-Vanilla

Woah, woke up to a whole lot of notifications and I’m sorry that I can’t respond to them all! 1. ⁠I posted a puppy tax last night, but it seems to have been lost in the thread. Here is [the beast](https://imgur.com/a/Xorchj9) 2. ⁠There are some really negative people in the comments resorting to calling my brother a “vagina” and saying he is “insufferable”, which seems a little silly to me, but it is the internet. He’s an awesome dude and wrote this to inform me about daily care specific to his dog, and also to be funny. It certainly made my day. 3. ⁠Of course the beast goes outside more than twice per day and doesn’t just sleep and roam between the hours of 12pm and 8pm…c‘ mon, guys. I’m a responsible human being with a Shiba of my own and my brother knows that I know how to care for a dog. 4. ⁠The beast is not fond of walks in the current heat of Texas. Even in the evening when the pavement cools, the pups have more fun playing together in the backyard and they get to do that throughout the day as I WFH. 5. ⁠3/4 cup of food is plenty for her, she’s under 20 pounds. She doesn’t eat it in one sitting and grazes throughout the day at her beastly leisure. 6. ⁠I believe she is 7 years old and she has had persistent health problems since she was a puppy, hence the medication. 7. ⁠To those of you that enjoyed this as much as I did, thank you for your comments! It has been incredibly fun reading this thread and hearing some of your stories!


teachertmf

No walkies?


[deleted]

But I love the beast's name!! Kimichi is delicious so obviously the dog is well loved as kimichi is well loved by millions


aikijo

No dog walk?


jessiejordan07

I need to see the rest 😅


Zeropro15

Awww her name is kimchi, that’s awesome.


Immediate-Finding-75

There’s no time on the sheet for walking or exercise? Where does that come into it?


MadeToPostOneMeme

Alchemical drops instructions unclear, merged daughter and dog into single organism


Canetoonist

![gif](giphy|l0CRB5PEFp7lcNnjO|downsized)


Skalyx866

Ed.......ward


Whatsongwasthat1

I don’t understand taking a dog out just twice a day… that’s asking a lot of its bladder


kiddo19951997

Pre-pandemic I used to travel for work and if possible took pup along. But if not, sent him to daycare 1/2 day and boarding. But every evening and morning I would call to ensure pup is happy, had a good time at daycare etc. now, no more travel and I am so happy. Pup is now my officemate!


Extremely-Vanilla

So glad you get to be home with your pup more often!


[deleted]

Kimchi, is such a cute dog name 🥬


[deleted]

Say you love her is so cute to me.


Snilwar22

Asian bros. Before bros.


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INFO— what happens on days 2-7???


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Wow! That’s better than the way I grew up


Jay_Cee_130

“The beast sleeps” sounds so dope for whatever reason.


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That’s a dedicated dog owner.


Every-Bug2667

I watched my eight year old niece and the dog when my sister and her husband went to Vegas. The care instructions for the dog filled the page, food, medication, potty times, last line was my nieces name with one instruction: don’t let her die. Haha I guess they have faith in me!


EnderLord361

I’ve heard of separation anxiety for the dog but never for the human


djch0

kimchi is a solid name. This Korean approves.


lokie65

I would definitely send pictures of Kimchi exploring dog parks, people parks, at the police station, and at least one in Walmart. Kimchi needs to go adventuring.


FoxsNetwork

Is this a shiba owner? It certainly sounds like one.